Tech problems or not, remember what we're fighting.

Dammit, the site was all ready to go but now router problems are hitting other problems, and as you know, I'm a technical luddite when it comes to this stuff. Hang in there and mock this frothy choadwank in the interim.

I'm hoping the site'll be back 100% in the next day or so. The Douchies'll have to be delayed a bit, sadly.

But this has nothing to do with hacking and everything to do with my total and complete boobery when it comes to this sort of stuff.

That being said, we'll keep mockin' here in the interim.

Don't you worry your pretty lil' heads fellow 'bag hunters and huntresses. The site is fine (although we sadly missed a quality Friday Thoughts and Links + Pear that I'd just finished writing). I'm actually taking this time to do some additional cleanups and fixes.

The 2010 Douchies may begin a week or so late, but the mock will continue.

Oh yes. It will continue.

Like this Hustlery Shlongdonger with the quatro-chin-pube getting licked by Paid-to-Lick Linda.

In the meantime, enjoy the retro look. I'll keep posting here until things are back to normal.

EDIT: And for all your patience, have some quality Saturday Pear.

Please bear with as technical issues are worked out.