Saturday, December 04, 2010
The Hustlery Shlongdonger
Don't you worry your pretty lil' heads fellow 'bag hunters and huntresses. The site is fine (although we sadly missed a quality Friday Thoughts and Links + Pear that I'd just finished writing). I'm actually taking this time to do some additional cleanups and fixes.
The 2010 Douchies may begin a week or so late, but the mock will continue.
Oh yes. It will continue.
Like this Hustlery Shlongdonger with the quatro-chin-pube getting licked by Paid-to-Lick Linda.
In the meantime, enjoy the retro look. I'll keep posting here until things are back to normal.
EDIT: And for all your patience, have some quality Saturday Pear.
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hey boss the proccess for selecting the Samurai Scrote candidates is well under way & should be submitted this weekend
cheers!
cheers!
# posted by 
: 8:32 AM
: 8:32 AM 
That is one scarey lady on the right. It's good to see a faux hawk with faux leather elbow gloves. He must be a mirin Aussie jelly dong lover.
That may be an Octopube.Those "ladies" accumulated dizyzzes and other bad choices will prevent them from becoming Octogenarians.
Rev. Chad K.
Rev. Chad K.
# posted by : 8:38 AM
: 8:38 AM
Is this the work of Stackhouse? Unwilling (or unable) to endure the certain crowning as Douchebag of the Year, Stacky employs his considerable hacking skills to bring down the very vehicle of his triumph. Oh the humanity!
# posted by : 8:59 AM
: 8:59 AM
What? No Friday pear? Nooooooooo! I take it all back. I'm fucking scared right now.
I can't think of anything more impacting and impressive than someone willing to spend the time and effort to work tirelessly sitting at a computer and spending the time to temporarily disrupt services at a virtual location called "hotchickswithdouchebags" because they mocked an Aussie gym rat with a mullet that a lot of nerds ironically worship. What else are they capable of? There are so many things to fear from these scary, scary people that...
Hold that thought. I'll be right back.
I can't think of anything more impacting and impressive than someone willing to spend the time and effort to work tirelessly sitting at a computer and spending the time to temporarily disrupt services at a virtual location called "hotchickswithdouchebags" because they mocked an Aussie gym rat with a mullet that a lot of nerds ironically worship. What else are they capable of? There are so many things to fear from these scary, scary people that...
Hold that thought. I'll be right back.
NEVER SURRENDER!!!
We must mock on! Mock on til' the break of dawn!
The Douchies are going to be late? I set my internal calendar though! Ah well, it will give me a chance to make fun of fat kids walking home from school for a week. Extended bye week! Extended opportunity to get my freak on! Win win!
I'm comin' at you Stackhouse and now I'm going to be twice as rested. Chicken and Ultra up bro, it is still on like 4-Prongs highly questionable dong.
Nancy "This isn't my first time at the Brodeo" Dreuche
We must mock on! Mock on til' the break of dawn!
The Douchies are going to be late? I set my internal calendar though! Ah well, it will give me a chance to make fun of fat kids walking home from school for a week. Extended bye week! Extended opportunity to get my freak on! Win win!
I'm comin' at you Stackhouse and now I'm going to be twice as rested. Chicken and Ultra up bro, it is still on like 4-Prongs highly questionable dong.
Nancy "This isn't my first time at the Brodeo" Dreuche
# posted by : 9:25 AM
: 9:25 AM
Sorry 'bout that, I had to take shit.
Come to think of it however, that shit just had more impact on the real world that anything those little 4chan choads could muster. Sorry dudes, I'm not impressed.
Come to think of it however, that shit just had more impact on the real world that anything those little 4chan choads could muster. Sorry dudes, I'm not impressed.
The dude on the right looks jelly. Probably because left handed bowlers always have that sweet oppo spin.
What is that on the right?
What is that on the left?
While I'm at it, what is that in the center ad WTF kind of Bizarro world did this photo come from? All the women look like men, the men look like women and good taste comes from the sewer. Awesome racing stripes on your chin, bro. That'll speed you up when you toss my salad.
What is that on the left?
While I'm at it, what is that in the center ad WTF kind of Bizarro world did this photo come from? All the women look like men, the men look like women and good taste comes from the sewer. Awesome racing stripes on your chin, bro. That'll speed you up when you toss my salad.
Did Zach Morris fall victim to some sexual assault by an a resident of Mordor? That armlet is key to fending off all that penis fencing in the WoW sponsored LARP club night.
We shall soldier on, fellow baghunters, for even the the worshipers of Persian LIza will tire their denizens of their own domain with one too many picture threads of their genitalia and faptacularly trollerific fawning of Persian Liza.
Sir David "Where is my blunderbuss when I need it?"
" Douchenborough
We shall soldier on, fellow baghunters, for even the the worshipers of Persian LIza will tire their denizens of their own domain with one too many picture threads of their genitalia and faptacularly trollerific fawning of Persian Liza.
Sir David "Where is my blunderbuss when I need it?"
" Douchenborough
# posted by : 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
What'd this guy trim his facial hair with, a hedge trimmer? It's like he decided to go with a retro Vanilla Ice hair thing, but with his face.
Someone might want to let him know it looks like he wiped his chin with the inside of his soiled shorts. But seriously, how the fuck does this happen anyway? What, Joe Blow just wakes up one morning and after having his Fruit Loops and coffee walks into the bathroom, looks in the mirror and suddenly comes to the epiphany, "dude, I'm going to start grooming and dressing like a total fucking tool!"
His parents must be proud.
Someone might want to let him know it looks like he wiped his chin with the inside of his soiled shorts. But seriously, how the fuck does this happen anyway? What, Joe Blow just wakes up one morning and after having his Fruit Loops and coffee walks into the bathroom, looks in the mirror and suddenly comes to the epiphany, "dude, I'm going to start grooming and dressing like a total fucking tool!"
His parents must be proud.
The return of HCwDB AND eltango. And Saturday Pear? Is it Christmas already? Get yourself some Night Train boss. You deserve it.
# posted by : 11:29 AM
: 11:29 AM
i used to turn punks like that out in prison,those chicks look like 50 dollar a scene porn hacks.
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
So a bunch of little dumbs shits killed the site. Well, isn't that extra special?
Let's see, taking down a site that mocks idiot fuckwads because they targeted Zyzz. Brilliant. Might as well blow up a post office because someone wrote a letter making fun of Gunther.
Let's see, taking down a site that mocks idiot fuckwads because they targeted Zyzz. Brilliant. Might as well blow up a post office because someone wrote a letter making fun of Gunther.
# posted by : 12:39 PM
: 12:39 PM
He needs that fancy 5 blade razor to shave that crap.
She has diseases. I might choose *not* to fuck her. I'm pretty sure.
She has diseases. I might choose *not* to fuck her. I'm pretty sure.
# posted by : 1:19 PM
: 1:19 PM
He's a pretend rock star-plays bad metal alterna punk hand banging no talent. He thinks the girls will help him look more studly.
Testing.....
Well, the post counts hadn't changed for awhile, so I thought I'd get all up in that grill. Nothin' to say other than that, though - kinda like a Stackhouse post. GET SOME
Well, the post counts hadn't changed for awhile, so I thought I'd get all up in that grill. Nothin' to say other than that, though - kinda like a Stackhouse post. GET SOME
It's as if the 4Chan ants got their hands on the magnifying glass for a few hours, but they couldn't support it's weight long enough to burn you to a crisp.
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BTW, Coors cans were $11 for a twelver and $15.99 for a 30 pack. Down economy or conspiracy by the major breweries? Hmmm ...
Re photo : the dudes with Shlongdonger
better wash off that makeup and get out of those dresses before the Steeler game tomorrow or there'll be an ass whipping doled out in West Mifflin
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BTW, Coors cans were $11 for a twelver and $15.99 for a 30 pack. Down economy or conspiracy by the major breweries? Hmmm ...
Re photo : the dudes with Shlongdonger
better wash off that makeup and get out of those dresses before the Steeler game tomorrow or there'll be an ass whipping doled out in West Mifflin
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