I looked at this guy and a slow wet fart came out. The wet fecal remnant is dripping down my leg.
 

I think I've had a brain aneurism. The site is orange. Orange, I says.
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Guess who?
 

Btw, in the post with the three bleeths and the douche standing on the left from 2010, the douche is ore- or post-steroid cycle. He's appeared in other photos all juiced up.
 

does this mean we can have more goes at Samurai Scrote?
 

The best thing about Go Daddy is when they show Danica Patrick's puss flaps and neatly trimmed thatch of thick black'uns if they would just show Danica Patrick's puss flaps and neatly trimmed thatch of thick black'uns
 

What happened to the website? Its all fucked up the ass now.
 

Looks like an Instagram pic, its become a fresh venue for bags and Bleeths alike to feed the compulsion to document every minute going on in thier lives and shat it into cyberspace. e.g. "just shot a massive bolus of that new anabolic into my gluteus medius that i picked up while in Mexico. The bros at the gym said to ask for the one that had a donkey on the bottle and a bunch of harshly fonted Spanish gibberish scrawled on it.". 6 weeks and several dozen brotein shakes later the 'roidbag above will look like one of the Geico cavemen fucked a gamma irradiated Klingon the journey of which can be seen documented with the option of adding nostalgia with sepia and contrast effects, watch the popular page this freakshow with capers for testicles and cranial plateing that'll stop .50 cal rounds like they're BBs will be flexing his way there soon. CJTD
 

I can't sign in. Sign in, I says.
 

GoDaddy should just shoot a commercial where Danica Patrick strips all the way. They would generate tons of revenue and could hire someone to monitor their servers.

Problem solved.

- Wheezer
 

Hope the site gets unhacked soon. This is fucked up. I come here for laughs and to make fun of the losers and beat off occasionally to the super hot babes and now THIS. Might as well finishes off da bottle of Night Train and curl up in a doestep for a good nights sleep.
 

I guess story time will have to wait for next Friday...
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DW
 

First problem, using BlowDaddy in the first place. Second problem, the earth is on a collision course with a black hole. Third problem, the black hole is visible when this anal wart bends over. Final problem, I'm out of spliff.
 

Additional problem; Zombies are running GoDaddy and have kicked-off the Apocalypse.