climb aboard the std infested boat, young lassie. garrrr!
 

Dear Luane,

Please stop pissing in me and encouraging your douchey bros to wear silly mohawks and plastic bearclaw necklaces.

Sincerely,

The Colorado River
 

I heard that Greenpeace is trying to get her to leave major bodies of water and not return. The ooze from her cooze kills plankton, algae, and most species of fish within 500 yards, and it spreads downstream.
 

She's also managed to infest the river with invasive zebra mussels.

If you have to ask how, you don't want to know.
 

If she isn't a slapwhore, I don't know who is.


Speaking of which, where's that little sht-eating fly as of late?
 

Hey! Maybe she can get a juicy government contract repelling Asian Carp!
 

Her cups runneth over.
 

Apropos prop-wash death in 3...2...1...
 

Luane is quite the aquatic strumpet, which is a polite, archaic way of saying Ho, yo!
 

Where's a fuccin tsunami when you really need one?
 

Each image of Luane we see is progressively deeper in brohawk taint sewage. Soon she'll be nose deep in the stuff, drowning in its scroticious murk. The yeast infection brewing in her loins should rival the largest fungus colonies known, judging by the befouled color of that reservoir of liquid depravity.

Meanwhile, Corpral Faux takes pride in his ski goggles and ball sweat infused mandana. His trophy necklace of toenail clippings speaks of his conquests as a CNA at the Good Samaritan rest home.

PBRah in the background reaches for his water shoes. Too late, they've already dissolved away.

All the while the Red, White & Blue flutters upside down from the SS Rectal Wart; the naval signal of distress.
 

Careful Luane the last bitch that tried to train and ride a semi-intellegent sea-going mammal with breath like rotten halibut paid the ultimate price.
 

Luane...the keel goes in the water.
 

@FUCCEN ANONN

WHO GIVES YOSUT HE FUCEN TARMAL TO LABEL SHALPWHOARS? BE CAWEFFUL WHERE YOU FUCCEN TREADD!
 

either dude on the left is 10 feet tall or we have ourselves the worlds first midget douchebag.

begs the questions, do douchey midgets get the nottadouche pass?
 

Jeezus. Is there a 'bag in the tri-region area that hasn't had a turn on the joy-ride that is Luane? And by joy-ride, I mean queen of rank slapwhores.

AV
 

wait wait, i guess vern troyer would be worlds first douchebag midget? does he count as a midget even? followed closely by that whiny kid on big people little world?

I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE
 

The look of confusion and loss on his face is evident, as Corporal Faux's yellow butt plug floats lazily to the surface.
 

Smithers, release the piranhas
 

Luane looks verrry familiar...
 

little people big world i mean, yea thats the ticket. got caught up in the zebra print craze and mixed them up.
 

Hmmm... couple hundred drunken idiots moored in shallow water and boozing it up.

I wonder what the Human Urine PPM count is in that water.

People are fucking stupid, any person who actually wants to go swimming in a drunk's toilet is a fucking genetic dead end.
 

Well u know what they say.. shit floats
 

Not as many comparisons to piggy back rides across the Rio Grande as I expected in the comments.

The floating fake fingernail (FFF) necklace is hilarious.
 

"Where are you taking this . . . thing?"
 

My dog listens to old Bill Withers CD's.
 

My dog listens to old Bill Withers CD's.
 

That yellow bobber is attached to the end of her hemorrhoid. To protect it from dredging.
 

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!
 

Her tooterbug is clouding the waters.

It's like the great Tina(Stomach) Turner sang:

"What's Love got to douche, got to douche with it?

What's Love but a semen-clam emulsion?"





that made no fuccen sense.
 

'Two Boobs, Two Cups, and Two-Barely-Cupped Boobs" is the flotilla entry most likely to win in the "Game of Pairs" category at the the Lake Mead 4th of July Classic.
 

Flatus, float us.
 

While Luane grips, Faux gropes.
 

Tha's no sharktooth necklace, them's the last set o' teeth from FLYTEETH'S fourth cousin thrice removed, SPYTEETH, who saw, heard, bit, tasted, and swallowed too much and lost his teeth AND his TARMAL.
 

This bitch is pure Trash. She is going to be 200 lbs in a five years with 2 kids and a bun in the oven.
 

Well if it isn't Xenu's toilet bowl again. Time to flush.
 

so will Luane fucking drown in her next pic on HCwDB?
 

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TAKING HER PICTURE?

WHY?
 

It's been how many days and she still hasn't found her f*cking boat yet? It's the one with the Jelly dong bumpers and Grey Goose commemorative cooler.
 

^ funny
 

My 3 year old daughter has that same exact necklace.
 

In spite of his increasingly desperate bucking and dunking, Larry was unable to defeat the highly adhesive nature of Luane's labial cup suction phenomenon.
 

As Luane ground her bare groin into Larry's bony spine at the apex of his epileptic throes she thought to herself "This isn't even CLOSE to Mom's Sybian".
 

Luane, do us all a favor, go ahead and flop those huge implants around his eyes, gently push his head under, and drown this poor bastard, like Grandad used to do to an unwanted litter of puppies.

Get it over with, for the love of God.