Shouldn't this photo be on the sister site, White Trash with Skank Whores?
 

Stars, the more stars the higher the rank on the douche playlist you are.
 

Heh, that's funny. My old lady yells Juuuust a bit outside when she gets off.


I told you this gal had a banging body. Thanks for pic 2, Db1.
 

I've often wanted to yell something random like that, but never had to guts. I suppose I'll copy Family Guy and yell "Shazam!" like Peter.
 

Maryanne should be seen from the chest-level up, only. This is a great example of the phenomenon knows as the "One-Angle Wonder," or "One-Angle Angel," This situation occurs when a bleeth looks good in a picture from a particular angle, but is revealed to be a sled-dog when pictures are taken from different vantage points.

In picture one Maryanne looks extremely cute with a nice rack and an understated sexy look in her eye. In picture two Maryanne reveals a mid-section that is a dead ringer for the Pinwheel's gut, with tattoos that look like they were done by a second grader with palsy and an eye-sight issue. Her change of expression doesn't do much for her either and the same goes for the sideways peace signs.

Maryanne, from bleethy hott to sled-dog in one picture.
 

@doucheywallnuts

Have you no sense of Hottitude, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of Hottitude?
 

Nippon Ass Pear Research Concern
 

is it just me or is that a skinner version of Joba Chamberlain of the Yankees?
 

Pinwheel likey the star-on-star action.
 

Hey, don't insult the sleddogs!
 

Mesmerized by Maryanne's exotic dancing, Pinny can only wait his turn for her next tattoo addition to his torso, nipple stars.
 

My HCwDB diet is working great! I come here right before dinner, look a the pictures, throw up lunch, get too queasy to eat dinner, drink a half bottle of tequila and pass out. I've lost 20 pounds and most of my dignity.

These two should be good for another 5.
 

Damn, she looks so beautiful and classy, then we see permanent reminders of how poor her judgment is. All doubt and hope intertwined that gave me an inkling of encouragement, praying she was not 'with' this human skidstain is abolished, and I'm forced to confront the truth that her and spifizzle honkeydork here will end up married and divorced with 9 kids on the dole and a yard full of decrepit machinery nestled in a trailer park somewhere in Poordecisionsville, USA.
 

Mr. White is such a badass, he taught Diego Stocco everything he knows.
 

Hmmmmm, I holler "GET SOME" when I get there.
 

Hmmmmm, I holler "GET SOME" when I get there.
 

I yell, "VERONICA!"

The chicks don't seem to dig it, though. Especially the ones who aren't named Veronica. And who don't look like the above-linked Veronica, or any of the pictures of her I have taped to the ceiling above my bed.
 

Mr. White,
May I suggest you change that to Laura
 

Bachelor Protip DB1:

It's OK to buy your furniture from Pier 1, but telling me it's the good furniture while putting a coaster under my drink and glancing at my heels on the coffee table will earn you an upper-decker.

Speaking of upper-deckers, Pinhead here is celebrating his thesis committee's acceptance of his paper on the evolution of self-policing in social media in light of Locke's treatise on the social contract.

Naw, who am I kidding. He's actually celebrating getting the charges of possession with intent to distribute dismissed. Only spent two weeks in County, and now he's pumped to spend the next 15 Saturdays in an orange jumpsuit picking used diapers and trucker bombs off the side of the highway.

Yeah, life is good!
 

@Vin Douchal ^4:41

Your lady's got nothing on Mrs. Scrotato Head. She always let's me know just how she feels when we're, you know, getting down to business.
 

Good thing I look like Veronica.

Also, boobs negated by lame ass tat.
 

I just yell out a Wilhelm Scream during climax.
 

Sometimes a girl wears a top that, though not excessively revealing, allows for effortless mental undressing. I mean, despite the baggy folds of fabric that obscure key portions of skin and figure, it takes but a few seconds for the mind to have this girl topless, and your face plunging towards her exposed cleavage.

Ultra-stupid star tatts aside, I'd consider the $15 bottle of lindane shampoo expense well worth the 5 minutes of awkward groping and crotch grinding madness.

I love tittays!!!!
 

The douche is strong with these ones.

He also has a large double groin tatt as well.

Nice... by nice, I mean, what a choadwank.
 

Are the double groin tatts guns?

Talk about auto-douche.
 

Butterface.
 

boing boing!

wait didn't we already have a boing boing girl a few weeks ago?

whatever. boing boing never gets old.
 

@Dicy,

"Also, boobs negated by lame ass tat..."

I concur. But I would add that Pinwheel should also loose the tatts, the hat, the full body-shave, and the jaw-fung before we even consider his underwhelming boobage.

But that’s just me.

And I am severely under the cruel tutelage of my dear friend Old Potrero. It is a burden I must bear.

Additionally, I peed in a horse-faced carton of porchbeef.

And finally, I have nothing of significance to add to this brilliant conversation.

Carry on.
 

Double gun tattoos combined with try-hard Russian gang insignia. What a world we live in.
 

Yep, doucheywallnuts nailed it. Yesterday's pic leads one to think, indeed, that she's too good and too cute for him, that she is letting that dude lean in to her while flashing his gang signs because she just doesn't know any better at this point. (For the men on the site, the back of our brains were thinking something like "I'll save her!" Am I right?)

And then she show herself, rather, to be a willing participant and just as douchy as the douche. The perceptual surprise I felt when seeing this picture was akin to a concentrated form of Sunday-evening blues. A little bit of my world died, I think. Yes, a little bit more of my world died.
 

Most unfortunate. I had high hopes for Maryanne.

I always say this.
 

After looking at this picture: "pped"="Gypped"

It's 8AM, and I already need a drink :(
 

Pinwheeel saw "Eastern Promises" 4 times and is now saving up for a Lada to go with his badass Russian Mafia star tats.
 

PIC #1: promising new HCwDB starlet.

PIC #2: promising new skank... *sigh*
 

She'll regret getting those tats later, like when she hits voting age, unless she's going into B-grade or C-grade web porn, which, with those tats and hanging around with that douche is all she'll barely be good for.
 

@MoeDouche

Poetry!
 

I have never wanted anything more...


I would give anything for the Pinwheel's pistols to be real, and for my hands to be on them. For this, I believe, a statue would be erected in my honor.


Speaking of erect - Maryanne's tats just prove her morals would allow her to sleep with me.
 

Such a damned shame. Full of promise in the first pic, and the second pic... I mean, clearly she's still hott, but her Bleeth index went from 0 to 2.5.

I'd still beg like a dog for her to treat me like a doormat after clumsy fondling though, belly tatts or not.
 

Sweet Momma! Something seems to be growing from her crotch? is that poo I see? why, yes, yes it is.

Poor girl, she needs surgery to get the poo to go out the right exit.
 

I hate Nautical stars.

I hate pistols on the hips.

If there is ever anything that would give you a conniption fit, it's trying to line up to identical designs on a lumpy, asymmetrical surface, with said asymmetrical surface barking orders at you and not standing still so you can do the best you can with it.

Double stars plus double pistols equals double punch in the Vas Defrens. Both of 'em.

@ Doucheywallnuts 4:58
BWAAAHAHAHAA!!!! "One Angle Angel". I'd fucking hug you if you were in front of me, God, please, will SOMEBODY put a stop to that? I hoot with laughter all day on FB and Myspace over these pics--you know she's 350, but if you raise the camera high enough, you don't see the double shin...the boobies hide the protruding gut, the foreshortening makes her look long and lean....

I can't tell you how many of my single guy friends have been hopped up for a date, only to return gasping in horror. I ask what went wrong and they always squawk something to the effect of, "She's a fucking mule!!!" I shrug and tell them they ignored the warning signs. If you don't see a full-body shot, or her face as seen from eye-level, head on, in ANY of her pics, you, sir, have yourself a "One-Angle Angel".
 

* chin. but I'm sure her shins are huge too.
 

Marianne ('s boobies) looked so sweet and innocent in the first pic. But the faux-gang-signs and star tats just make her look like a wannabe porn skank. And, is it me, or did them milk jugs get smaller, too?

I wish his dual Colt .45 GSR-tatts would fire repeatedly at his gonads.
 

ooooo matching starts tattoos. how sweet.

poor maryanne, you could have taken that 3 hour tour and been stranded on the island but you chose poo.
 

More like Maryanne and the Pinhead.
 

Yeah, those do look like guns... and would someone please pull the triggers?