They deserve each other. Hope they don't procreate, EVER!
 

I am sick of people lifting their shirts to reveal really crappy tats. I work with a woman (she's 19) and she does it too - she's another one who should never procreate along with these two idiots.
 

Who did those tats? A 2nd grader on ritalin with a sharpie?

Sweet Cleetus.

AV
 

Poo traveled the country, talking to students at high schools, to act as a warning against getting drunk and trying to tattoo yourself with a Spirograph.
 

Sometimes, Poo's girlfriend Lurleen toured with him, to show the dangers of drinking and then licking the business end of a nail gun.
 

I fell into a burning ring of herpes
 

WTF?!?! This is just too wrong on so many levels! Instant "hall of scrote!!"

I feel physically sick!

Nightman
 

One of my favourite songs, by Ira Marlowe applies to this and many other photos here.

It's an older track from the mid 90s, and he gives it away for free, HERE.

LOSERTOWN

It used to look bleak
Now it’s colorful
This low-rent life
Is gettin’ so fashionable
Yeah, but I was on the floor before
These new suburban social-divers
Came along and cluttered up the scene
And I was going nowhere
Back when nowhere wasn’t such a place to be

And if it’s so cool
To be so down
Then you can rent my space
And take my place here in losertown

Yeah, I been here a while now
But it ain’t like I planned it
Some people run from the hell they come from
While other people just line up and demand it
So before you and tell your whole damned story
‘bout the way they made you
everything you’re never gonna be
just hang around and bum some change
and when you’ve got enough get back to me

CHORUS

Just look around, there’s people here with kids
And how they gonna feed ‘em?
And other people on the skids
‘cause once the war was over
who needs em’?
yeah, but these are people tryin’, really tryin’
trying to get out of this place
and you’re just trying to shock me
with your attitude of nothing
and those holes in your face

CHORUS

And if it’s so chic just to jump off your feet
And lie there on the ground
Well, knock yourself out but it’s a shame to be proud
Of this losertown
 

The only way to improve my day after seeing this would be a follow up photo with this plankton-brained douchebag on an autopsy table and that really very unattractive girl getting the Silkwood treament.


Now excuse me while I lift my dog's tail and stare at his quivering pucker to improve my mood
 

Isn't A Boy Named Poo the b-side to the song One Bleeth at a Time? I need to wipe down my screen with Valtrex because of this photo. And my eyes with bleach.






And nice halter top bewbs in the background.
 

Please God, I hope one of those lines is labeled "Cut Here".
 

I second that Ritalin-kid-with-a-Sharpie comment. That tat looks just like the shit that the Iron Maiden fans used to draw in their Theology notebooks just to piss of the teacher.

Anyone notice that homeboy seems to be wearing a girl's necklace there? And why does only half of his chest seem to have hair on it?

Way to go, Poo.
 

Congratulations kid, you're an Ed Hardy coloring book. Way to be a f*cking badass.
 

I may no longer be able to reproduce after seeing this much unadulterated douche/bleethe mix.
 

Sharpie douche looked like he sniffed one too many Sharpies before he left the house.
 

Is his belly button pierced for real? Maybe he just passed out drunk last night and his friends drew all over him and pierced him? No one would make these decisions in real life... right?
 

The interesting thing about sharpies is the ink is highly carcinogenic.

IIRC, it's what killed Stan Brakhage.
 

There'll be a golden trainwreck Bleething down... when the Poo comes around.
 

Does anyone else hear that sound?

I think I just heard Sanford's (the makers of Sharpies) stock collapsing.
 

Everybody knows this guy. He's the one that sat in the back of the class that no one talked to because he was "weird". He would sit and make noises, hell, sometimes he'd even bark once in a while and his notebooks would be covered in all kinds of shit. You'd take a peek every now and then and you'd see the obligatory crappy band logos along with badly scribbled tanks and planes, etc. But there was always that one off the wall drawing. Some kind of monster with horns (ALWAYS with horns) and teeth poking out of every part of its head. Well, this cock holster decided to keep all his notebooks ("There's some pretty cool shit in them!") and have a stroll down amnesia lane (with the help of a little lubing alcohol). The stroll was so pleasant that he took one into the tattoo shop and said "I want thish one. And some piercings too! Now I'll be fuckin' cool!" What we have here is the result.

So for those of you that have yung 'uns, do everyone a favor and check out their school notebooks now and again. If you see shit like this, you know what must be done.
 

If he continues bagging at the Piggly Wiggly, I estimate that he'll have arned the cash to finish this ink by July 20th.

2180.

Or he could moonlight, dressing up like Jude Law from A.I. and giving handies to Asian businessmen outside the Hertz rental car drop-off, and get it done in about three weeks.

So where are your priorities, son?
 

@Bunsen

Yes, yes indeed. I wonder, if we saw his back, would we see a bunch of "ZOSO"s and stick figure soldiers shooting each other?
 

the tattoo is for the future, when he gains 100 pounds, and droops and sags with it, it will be a perfect little picture of calvin pissing on the peanuts gang(main characters only).

its actually quite innovative for state prison work....

i wonder if the bleeth is or has recently been preggo, nice to see her energy drink and vod is the same color as drunk tank toilet water.
 

I just vomited quietly in my trashcan.


A hangover and this vision may have just put me down for the count.
 

Dry Erase ShartBoard
 

because nothing says awesome like a safety pin through the nipple

and we cannot forget the butterfly on his neck to accent the skull
 

Cockk-a-Doodle-Poo
 

Travis Barker's biggest fan shows his proposed donor skin graft.
 

@ Mr. White, B.A.

You should see the "Metallica" I have over my left eye, the "Van Halen" I have over my right, and the "Winger" one on my chest. They're totally "bad ass". Underneath the Winger one I have Kip Winger choking a 17-year-old virgin that's being run over by a tank. It's so sweet.
 

I think my ovaries just shriveled up. The thought of them mating and procreating was just too much. Holy hell. Look, I have an unfinished tattoo too, thanks Matt for moving to fucking JAPAN, but it still looks decent. There's no fucking way of saving this. And the bellybutton piercing? Not even the most flamboyant of gay bois will get their belly buttons pierced anymore.

This couple is a petri dish of douche. She and he are the bacterial cells, and basic human decency is the nutrient which they feed off of and destroy. Together the douche/bleeth just flourishes until it looks like a sparkly Ed Hardy tiger and kicks out the door the incubator like a hopped up frat boy. Fuck.
 

@bunsen

I had my Metallica one removed after the black album came out. That'll show those sell-out pussies. I'm just happy I can leave my Judas Priest tat alone, because it's in a very sensitive place.

I mean, it's not like Rob Halford will turn out to be gay, right?

Right?
 

why didn't he just get "I'M A DOUCHE." tattooed on his chest instead? probably would have saved some time/money...
 

That's what I get for being late. Not only are all the good Sharpie references taken, but the boss posts 'em to the front page? Where's my 10 seconds of shame bitches?!

But seriously, this guy is a perfect example of why I don't have a single tattoo. Getting a tatt used to reinforce the whole "bad boy" image. The only people that got tatts were sailors, bikers, samurai, and Māori warriors. Now my mom and Christini Ricci both have cutsie ink scribbles on the back of their right shoulder blade.
 

@ Mr. White, B.A.

Did Medusa do the Priest Tatt?

You should see the one on my back. It's only 10% done but it will be killer. It looks kinda like Mt. Rushmore but instead of those stoopid president guys I have Clapton (He is God you know), Ritchie Blackmore, Jimmy Page and Mark Farner (don't hatt on Grand Funk Railroad). And at the base of the mountain I actually have Leslie West as a Confederate general leading the doomed charge at Little Round Top. Yeah, only 40 more years and it'll be done.

*Flashing devil horns and banging head*
 

@Bunsen

I wouldn't let anybody tat me other than Medusa. And sometimes I don't even explicitly let her do anything. I just wake up with strange tattoos in strange places. You should see what happened when she went through her amputee porn phase. Let's just say I can't show my right inner thigh to anyone I don't know well and haven't warned first.
 

The American Psychiatric Association was not pleased as the incidence of serial killers increased following Dr. Kumar's introduction of the Organic Rorschach.
 

I'm gonna have to quit work so I can monitor the site on a more frequent basis...I'm missing out on too many opportunities to comment.
 

Yup, that tattoo's going to be great. When it's finished. Just like the car is going to look great. Once it gets painted and a set of tires with actual tread. Just like you're going to move out of your parents house this month. Or maybe next month. Just like you and your buddies are going to make it as a band. Your stuff is killer shit, real death metal meets Bob Marley meets Bob Hope. You just need to write it all down is all, and then there's those guitar lessons you keep not having the money to pay for.

Oh, and just like that infection in your belly button you've been meaning to get looked at.

One day. One day.
 

Meg delights in wearing her French sailor's shirt when reading the channel maps drawn by the drunken sailors at the Poopside Tavern .
 

Methinks Kang and Kodos have a case against this assclown.

Or at least Matt Groening.
 

Dang, how much does Al Hirschfeld charge for tattoo sessions?
 

Nice butterfly, F.A.G.

Fuck
Ass
Guido
 

That may be the worst tattoo I've ever seen. It's like a douchey Rorshach test, or one of those "see how many items you can find pictures."
I see a melted Bart Simpson skull ... a clam ... and a map of Bolivia.
 

So anyway - That chick in the background looks pretty hott.
 

There's worse tattoos than this:

http://ugliesttattoos.com/

But, he's in the running!!!
 

It was at that exact moment that Brian realized that getting a tattoo done in Chile wasn't a good idea...
 

if you ever raise your children to be bag hunters by profession, this pic would be their trial by fire.
 

i want claire danes' long lost little sister like junkies want smack
 

Thorzul 3:21 FTW.
 

If Hirshfeld was alive, that is.

Also, where's NINA?