i'm way too jug-mental sometimes. i need to pay more attention to
ass-ets.
 

BRING ON THE ASS PEAR!
 

I miss the Stack Attack
 

Dear Regulars,

I find myself inexplicably attracted to the gutter whore squatting in front. Why?

Signed,
Mr. White
 

Clench your thighs all you want Platter Glasses. Plinky's mom's leopard leg warmer that you're wearing for a dress is eventually gonna squeeze your four trips to the Chuck-a-Rama buffet right out your starfish pooper.
 

@Mr. White

Is it because she's only seconds away from a full on aneurysm?
 

@Mr. White

Is it because Pucker Lips in black just sucker VAG-BLAMMED her?
 

@Mr. White

Is it because John Cussack there is using her 'gina to keep his shirt and socks warm?
 

This appears to be a Halloween or theme party pic. They way the girl in the front is acting douchey seems put on and not genuine. Though her acting skills seem good enough as they fooled DB1 and this crowd.

That said she is pretty darned hot and I would make sweet passionate love to her regardless. To Bleethe or not to Bleethe? That is the question. The answer is yes either way.
 

Why do I get the impression that if she spread her knees, a canned ham would drop out?
 

Excuse the they for the...not proofread.
 

Where the fuck are they? In the hallway of some juvenile detention center?

Mmm. Slutty goodness-front and center.
 

Good tries, Mr. Scrotato Head, but I think Captain Bringdown just nailed it.

I love VAG-HAM!
 

@baleen

This cinder block bunker just screams "state school dorm" to me. Not that there's anything inherently wrong with state schools, but whenever I've visited one of their dorms, I always felt like I was in a poorly made, backyard bomb shelter.
 

@Mr. White

Would you love it in her box?
Would you love it with his socks?
Would you love it from a slut?
Would you drink pee from her butt?

Would you find hairs in your teeth
From the vag-ham dropped by the sausage skinned bleeth?
Would you eat this vag-ham, every bite?
Oh would you, could you Mr. White?
 

Cinder block walls and slate tile floors. That looks like Crucial's work to me.
 

Leopard print is rockin' quite the FUPA for a high school chick..
 

@Mr. Scrotato Head 10:04am

It does look similar, but it's missing his signature: the Mrs. Butterworth's bottle corbels.
 

Looks like she may do this>

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80924508/
 

@Mr. Scrotato

I would spank her leopard ass
I'd drink her pee straight from a glass
I'd let her roughly tug my junk
I'd put my porch beef in her trunk
 

They're just living "large" at their 5-year reunion from North Delta Technical and Alternative School.

Rembembering the times when they thought becoming a twenty-thousandaire would mean they'd have more money they could spend in a lifetime.

This pic was taken in the backstage area of the auditorium. Where, during school days, music teachers that smell of Ben-Gay and asparagus have to get too close to the second chair saxaphonist to make sure the reed is pressed to his lips "just right." Not that I would know anything about that.
 

I think the front Bleeth is trying desperately to not shit herself. Bleeth in the Little Black Dress behind her can smell it, hence the wincy face.

Whether true or not, the smell from this horrid scene is the same.
 

@ Mr. White:

Perhaps she's kegeling a quart-sized Glad Bag full of Barbie Doll Heads.
 

but would you bang bitchface on right,
the one who's dress is extra tight?
She looks like she just may well bite,
and suck your dong 'til it ain't right.
 

@Mr. White

Would you take her in that hall?
Mash her boobs 'gainst the cinder block wall?
With John Cussack riding her muff,
Play a game of finger cuffs?
Would you give her a hall pass
If she offered up her ass?

Take her back to Medusa's lair
Strap her down and leave her there
Would you give her such a fright?
Oh would you, could you Mr. White?
 

I'd let Medusa scratch her back
I'd help her stretch her on the rack
I'd scamper nearby in a mask
I'd keep her leavings in a flask
 

anon at 10:15, fucking funny link
 

I'd BLAM her vag from noon 'til night
I'd make the handcuffs extra tight
I'd put a clamp upon her nipple
I'd boink her dressed as Mr. Whipple
 

@ Mr. White 9:39am

It's because the baby bump turns you on, isn't it? I get that.
 

^ Besides, why else would be be squatting like that? She wants to pop that baby out STAT so she can go hit the club and down some Goose, yo!
 

^ I guess that would explain Capt. Bringdown's remark @ 9:53am, as well?
 

@bagnonymous

Up-thread, Bob hypothesized that she was desperately trying not to shit. My alternate theory is that she's actually trying to pinch a loaf.
 

@ Mr. White

I think it is one of those "she's-better-looking-than-Snooki-wannabe-and-Ms.-Bitchy-McPoutylips" things. Compared to the others she's stellar. Out in the light of day and without the windshield shades she'd be dog-ass fugly. It's all a matter of perspective I think.
 

Would you crush that pussy still,
If you knew how you'd be ill?
Lefty's a much safer bet
If your dick needs to get wet.

Her face could take a steaming load
while leopard dress just licks your choad
Right hott could gargle both your balls
while you tagged your name on those shitty walls.
 

I would hump her in this hall
And not care who sees at all
But later it would sink right in
Just where my poor dick had been

She would come around next day
To see if I wanted another lay
But without shades I'd see her face
And spurn her, much to her disgrace
 

would you backhand the hag,
and make the bitchy one gag?
while that pooch would jiggle
when you thumped it with your Mr.Biggle?

I would not, could not eata cock
you may be thinking of that guy Darksock
I would not, could not because that'd be bunk
hurry with the pear so I can slaughter my junk!
 

heh heh....



GET SOME!!
 

Mr. White would pull her hair
Stick it in and leave it there
She would laugh and giggly say
Your's isn't the first put there today!

The mask will crinkle
The eyes will glare
He'll give her something that's never been there.

With a reach of his hand
And a flick of his wrist
The bar of soap met her twat with a twist

The corners of the mask slid up to a grin
Don't worry bleeth, it won't stay in- You're a skank and whore and a two bit tramp
And I'm off to go drinkin with my buddy - LAMP.
 

This is clearly a themed party..maybe jersey shore or guido. Obviously not how they actually dress.
 

It's clear that S.G. is a good speller: judgmental is correctly done, (there is no "e" after "g" )albeit with an added "dash" where none be needed, except for say, vocal emphasis (what happened to italics?)

And while there are ubiquitous red cups, there are also ubiquitous "hatters" or "haterz" or "haters."

And mockers.

But let us take the higher road and be labelled as "evaluaters of bad taste and vulgarity" rather than mere judges, which puts us more in the realm of Quality Control and SixSIGMA company.

Let us join the Greek Chorus that mocks in unison asides and draws the crowd into our inner sanctum of "OMIGOD, he/she can't be serious, but of course, they fuccen are."
 

The urpiest thought is how much MORE money flows in our economy because of the vulgarity of branded male doucheosity.

The vulgarity of skanks was and has been around for many a thousand years....wait...there's a lot more of that going around too, these days.

Hardly a person makes their own folk art any more, it's all purchased from a vendor or swiped or borrowed.

Posed, plastic and phony.
 

Wow, the anons are the only smart ones. Of course this is a themed party. The dolt regulars on this site can't figure anything out as they are so quick to mock. Just some college kids having fun.
 

Of course the regulars know it's a themed party in a dorm hallway posing for a camera. Or is it?

It's the theme that bothers us: Douchebaggery and uba-Bleethery. It really isn't cute and it really isn't pretty, it's trampy; only it is so widespread, that's the problem.

Where is the creativity of a true theme party these days in looking like THIS, when people everywhere are out on the street looking exactly like this, 24/7?

And so we mock.
 

Of course you mock, because you don't remember what it was like to be in college. To use themed parties to hook up with the opposite sex.
 

Hey Reg^
Sometimes spectacle is spectacle. Dressing up like a douche or skank at a college party betrays traces of the virus regardless. I never looked so ridiculous in college, even in jest. In the future some "cool" kids will be wearing Ed Hardy crap found in thrift stores in an attempt to be ironic but it will still smell like poo and I will still mock.

Nothing worse that haters hating hatters.
 

Angry Hot Chicks.

I stared at this pic for five minutes and I did not see me there at all. I want my money back.

No, really, actually, we have been missing out on some awesome write-ins from angry chicks. Colt's chicks were the best. You can't ask for that kind of hilarity.

@ Mr. White, Scrotato
Seriously, I'm fuccen scared to death of my own basement. This little fuccen "murder room" on the side--WTF is with these giant-ass meathooks in there? Pretty much as soon as the sun goes down, I do NOT go in there.

Unless of course, there is the promise of klismaphilia and sandwiches.
 

i would like a hot bleeth (like Francine) to get angry at me in person.

yeah i have no wittier way of saying that.
 

No, seriously; no anons on the new site please.
 

Epic thread. Nicely done, guys.
 

wow.. you all are clearly dumbasses. this is obviously a jersey shore party.. at a college frat.. the girl in the front is obviously snooki.. seriously, get your heads out of your asses.
 

I'm afraid this is a classic case of "dress-up-douche" meaning a situation where young men and women dress up as douchebags for an evening get together.

Although the combination of hottness and douchebaggery is appealing - it's not authentic enough to for consideration