Hmmm...shouldn't Sparty's 'hawk be green?

I heart drunk Staten Island summer girl.
 

Is that s hint of nipple I see?
 

I've heard the term "Roman Soldier Helmet" before. Never did I expect to witness this lurid act.
 

Ah shit. It's his abs that are green. The 'hawk is supposed to be white.

And yes, that is a bit of nip, stage right on the stage left boober. On the stage 2 bleeth.

I still heart her.
 

Hey wait. That's tissue girl from below..

(and First, fourth and fifth. Try to keep up.)
 

This girl has issues with tissues. And her ribs. She's downright wonky.
 

Quick *gasp* take the damn picture. I can't suck it in any longer!
 

Maybe she hopes to return the bikini by not taking off the price tags.

And what's up with the beached whale on the left?
 

I feel sorry for her face, but still looks like she's into stuff that your last girlfriend wouldn't do. So, nip on! Staten Island slutterbutt.
 

Neck tatts, the choice of unemployable junior high dropouts ...


Staten Island summer girl's bikini is one of those optical illiusions that if you stare at it then look at a blank white page you see something different.

In her case you see the cumstain on that tissue
 

AND THE SKANK PARADE CONTINUES.


btw, zee fringe on ze inside of her bikini tops,
ees meesplacedd, non?

like-a, howyousay, ze doily on zee glory-hole-a?
 

Those giant sunglasses are likely hiding a butterface, as they usually do. Shame, too, because from the neck down she makes me wanna sneak away to the lesser-used bathroom and crank one out. Plus, the nip-slip is the proverbial cherry on top.

I haven't found Trojan Helmet yet. But my purple helmet is standing tall and awating his flogging.
 

boobs.
 

@ anon 9:27~

I concur. She didnt get those lips from eating donuts.
 

Ahhh....now this is my kind of skank.
 

That would be one choice navel if not for the piercing.

Pierced navel=herpes infestation down below.

AV
 

"Xerxes dispatches his monsters from half the world away. They're clumsy beasts, and the piled Persian sluts are slippery. "
 

Is there any physical shortcoming that boobs can't overcome?

Other than a penis, I say no.
 

This is one of the best kinds of hott. Slutty enough that she'll do things your wife/girlfriend won't let you do, butterface enough that she's got insecurity and inferiority issues so she won't have a major attitude, and built enough that you just KNOW sex with her will be more fun than you can shake your stick at (if you know what I mean). Oh yeah, she'd be fun.

Waldouche Porcupine there? Run of the mill dumb-hair choad. And yeah, I eventually saw him... after I pulled mine eyes away from the boobies and the nip-slip.
 

What ring of hell kind of place is this anway that requires/lets guys in that have their like this to enter. 2 in same location there is going to be more
 

Just over her left shoulder (right side of the pic), you can see Curt Shilling not watching Mitch Williams pitching to Joe Carter in the 6th game of the 1993 World Series.

Oh, wait. That's not a guy with a towel over his head. That's the back side of some guy's sleeveless shirt, with the guy in it.

My bad.
 

At least it's not a fauxhawk. Omac has the strength to commit to a strip of legitimately longer hair up the middle and that sets him apart from the feeble would-be punkbags. I don't know that this is enough for a nottadouche but nip nippy nipple who the hell cares?
 

@db1
Can you accidentally step on his hair like a sea anemone?

Only if you are a clownfish. And then, only with great trepidation.
 

On the new Hott/Scrote Scale I would award the Hott a 4 and the Scrote a 6. A total of 10 would not win, but its competitive. Perhaps they can do better next time.
 

@SSS

Combined with the proper amount of booze, boobs can conquer all.


And by conquer, I mean make me giggle like a hippie in front of a nitrous tank.
 

Can you accidentally step on his hair like a sea anemone?

If you mean kick him in the head with my steel-toed boots then the answer is yes.
 

If you accidently stepped on his hair I bet she would pee on it and suck the poison out
 

She's obviously not that bright: She forgot to take the "This tag may not be removed except by the consumer" tag off of her implants.
 

Clymmidia personified
 

I think those boobs are real. And by real I mean taking my eyes away from her piggish face. Nice sucking lips as long as she keeps the glasses on.
 

Urgh. I'm getting queasy, and it ain't last night's pizza doing it.

If she sucks in any harder, she's going to get a hernia.

That white thing in the middle of her bikini is killing me. WHAT IS IT?!?!?!

Are those Blu Blockers? Gay then, gay now.

She seems to have a thing for guys with mohawks. Cool then, gay now.

Either way, I give this a PG-13, as in, 'Please God, 13 plagues on this place', Amen.
 

"Avoid the Clap."

- Jimmy Dugan
 

WPTH notwithstanding, is anyone else wondering what that white crap is on her chest? I may be focused on the wrong aspect of this picture, but inquiring minds and all...
 

SPARTANS!!
 

Some patrons adjusted more quickly than others to the new jelly-dong barstools at Shaggy's Outdoor Cantina.
 

The last guy I saw with a Mohawk that looked cool was Glen Plake. And the guy could ski the steeps well enough to get away with it.

Trojan boy just looks like a used condom. Meanwhile, her wardrobe is malfunctioning. Yay!
 

Somebody's daddy didn't love them. Or loved them too much......
 

AGA 検査
抜け毛 治療
AGA 抜け毛 遺伝子
男性型脱毛症 検査
ハゲ 遺伝子 検査
体臭 臭い ケア
柿渋石鹸 加齢臭
加齢 臭い 対策
石鹸 加齢臭対策
セルビック トライアルセット
コラーゲン はり
セルビック お試しセット
セルビック お試しセット
視力回復 矯正手術
レーシック 手術
アスタリフト スキンケア
富士フィルム アスタキサンチン
コエンザエムQ10 アスタキサンチン
下半身痩せ 部分痩せ
毛穴 ケア クレイ洗顔
ビーグレン 小顔
大人のニキビケア 敏感肌
しみ くすみ 美白
アンチエイジング たるみ対策
 

^I aglee.
 

I'd hit it.
 

The paper between her boobies is an instructional manual. Step1: Binge Step2:Purge. She gets it backwards sometimes.
 

Did any of you look carefully enough to see the same "paper" down at her crotch off to the left?

I didn't think so.

This is one weird Bleetherina.

I've been looking for a new back porch bootscraper and I think I've found him.
 

No, but I can accidentally sit on his face like a giant hairy eyeball looking for its mate.
 

Polka-Dot bikini-chick must have a thing for douchedogs with extreme hair, given that the previous hound she was seen with made it his point to be, well, a pointer; whereas this scourge would qualify for one of those bristly-haired terriers whose groomer gave him a poodle head-style.

Her bits make mighty nice kibble.
 

Is 5:26 anon Samurai Scrote?
 

there are no accidents when it comes to the unceremonious destruction of the Trojan Helmet.

or so i keep telling myself.
 

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese oh yes I think so
 

Yep, she's a most hotly hott. Its now visible in two photos, and I still don't know what that white thing betwixt her boobies is. I wish it was me or some portion thereof. Maybe its a teabag. That would be ironic.