When she left her apartment looking like that, Every unicorn rose up and sliced the nads off Bambi in an endless loop of sadness.

Slice the nads off Bambi.
Slice the nads and see
Slice the nads off Bambi,
and and and....
You dump the nads right on me!

I have no idea where I'm going with this.

This picture has me so upset, I'm babbling nonsense.

I think if you dumped penecillin on her, she would perish like the wicked witch of the west.

And the chaodmaster? He makes the same unicorns eat each other in a meat festival of equestrian cannibalism.
 

All right! Brothagag Leon representing!
 

*bag
 

The smarm is causing a strange dopplerdouche effect. I wouldn't mind seeing a clear picture of her though.
 

Sadly, that's Snooki, whom I take great pain in knowing I've unleashed on the American public.

- management
 

If that's Snooki, he's 5'2".

I'm surprised "Peeing in horses" didn't get more traffic.
 

burn the witch!
 

Ah, Snooki. If you took a basketball, gave it giant fake boobs, and turned it into a human being, you'd get Snooki. Or a slightly more attractive version of her.

"Scrump a Douchus" is the latest new dance craze. It's like the Humpty-Hump, except without Shock G. And without any entertainment value whatsoever.
 

Those Plastic Man glasses just keep turning up everywhere, don't they?
 

There are people in this picture? I just see two huge bewbs.
 

^which is probably why I also have the clap
 

Mr Scrotato Head got robbed! And Brothabag Leon should really stop googling himself, coming here, then googling anus pucker and coming back.
 

I would like to bind the troll witch and her looser eye docter together, put them in a giant Mid Evil catapult and really see if
"Bags Fly Free".
 

When I search for "Darksock," I get porn sites and laundry detergent tips. I don't really know what that means.
 

Congrats to Mr. Scrotato Head for that placement. You should know that you placed well ahead of searches for genital warts, anilingus and directions to the donkey show in Tijuana.

Well done, sir.
 

If you look close enough, you can see a line of drool coming from the Jersey Pud's mouth. And if that is indeed Snooki, hopefully that gym teacher is nearby...

Oh, and I think the "scrump a douchus" was started by Cyanide and Happiness:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1746/
 

I second the congrats to Mr. Scrotato Head


But remember, you can PAY Google to get yourself on the front page...


I wouldn't put it past him


BTW
- The Dirty.com rank # 8,508

- Barstool Sports rank # 12,155

- HCwDB rank # 40,802

- MySpace/Vin Douchal rank # 12,132,789,654,976
 

@ the management

waidaminnit
waidaminnit
waidaminnit
waidaminnit
waidaminnit
waidaminnit.....

What do you mean that YOU unleashed on America? Are you saying you're even in part responsible for the coming of the Jersey She-Devil?

Depending on your answer, ahma gonna hafta add 'tracking you down and beating you like a muleskin rug' to my list of things to do the next time I'm in L.A.
 

Wow
it's still nasty
 

@baron

I believe DB1 brought Snooki to the world's attention by featuring her on his TV show. From there, she came riding on her orange horse, and all of retarded hell came with her.
 

The search data is somewhat questionable.

"Ass pear" should be right about number 1, don't ya think? Panel?
 

Meh, there's nothing in this photo that can't be fixed with a little nail bomb action.
 

How can He-Who-Foisted-Snooki-Upon-the-World do penance? He must offer daily pear for the rest of the week. And a dozen "Hail Mary's." Now get off your knees, wipe off your chin, and sin no more.
 

^ Yeah it's stupid.
 

No "pee in her butt"??
 

Face not misshapen enough to be Snooki. Also only on chin.
 

Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts, what in the HELL is going on in this pic? I keep getting this error message when I try to click away from this page:

:ERROR666</kill/13692012:;/clap.runnygash00.fcuckyou(bender)/ornag21:dEstroy
 

I checked out that Alexa.com--didn't understand how it works, but I agree with Tony Kornheiser 100%. After a certain age, you just gotta hang it up.
 

^Thank goodness you are not there yet, goddess.

Love your avatar. See you next Tuesday.
 

People, people, people. Do not get on DB1's shit for unleashing this hellhound of a plague upon us. How was he supposed to know that the world's largest butternut squash wold morph into nothing but tits and a mouth?

I believe I heard the sound "snooki" when one of my ferrets was simultaneously trying to barf and pass diarrhea. Luckily the little guy is fine but I can't get that sound out of my head.
 

@ Baron

Put taking in a Vin Douchal show and getting slobberin' , chucklehead hilarious, projectile vomiting drunk on yer list.





And don't rule out a Vegas diversion .......
 

Snooki brings a mini tramp with her everywhere she goes. Explains the fuzzy photo as she tries to look hot at the peak of each cannonball rebound.

And by mini tramp I mean her even stumpier sister with the really stretchy labia.

@Management

Ya damn well have done a better job with quality control for season 2. You get Francine rolling in her own show and I will love you forever. And by love you forever I mean I have done some perverted things in my life, things I've killed to keep secret, but I'm telling you right here and now that that shit will pale in comparison to the revolting favors I would heap upon your manhood as I sneak in through your unlocked back door every day for two solid months of licentious degredation.

It would still only last about 47 seconds in each session. But it would be a string of emotional ruin and self loathing you would never forget.


@UFO Destroyers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLICPTRZ


I'm honored at the recognition, though I have to say I have serious doubts the rankings has anything to do with me. But seriously, falling .06 short of anus pucker is f*cking unacceptable. As gawd is my witness, I'll empty out my 401(k) if that's what it takes to come between douche bag and anus pucker.

And by 401(k) I mean $127.43, bitches.

@Spiny Norman

Don't you mean "Hail Peary's"?
 

What, no fucktard?
 

I'm in the same boat of Francinephilia as Scrotato. She has to be featured on an episode of the show.
 

I love the term, "anus pucker." Or as Borat might pronounce it, "A-noose pucker." Much more descriptive and pejorative than, "kissy lips."
 

Why are these two freaks out of focus? Wait a minute...

Great Googly Moogly!

They're evil orange douchetroids from the Eight Dimension. Someone call Buckaroo Banzai!
 

"scrump a douchus" is my new catch phrase and i do not even know why
 

I'm #6!

I'm #6!

Take that, Scrotato Head!
 

what percentage of search traffic is the term "ass pear"?
 

db1 must feel a similar pride at seeing snooki's much bandied about images on the internet, as chuck d does watching flava of love.
 

The term 'scrump' or 'scrumping' is of British origin and refers to stealing apples. The derivative 'scrump a douchus' refers to the widespread practice of stealing apple-scented douchebags (they can't all be vinegar scented, right?) from your neighbor's upstairs bathroom.

Its actually quite common in the UK to hear the missus of the house come down the stairs and exclaim "Blimey, some scoundrel has knicked me apple-scented douchebag!" Husbands will react with "By Jove! I'll call the Yard right away missus, but first, time for tea and crumpets". Then, the whole family breaks into a song about a teaspoon of sugar helping the medicine go down, and a douchebag full of apples helping the stanky go down.
 

the official richard grieco website

lets get those search engines humming.
 

I thought it was scrump-a-licious.

I was obviously wrong.

Alexa left out boobalicious.
 

When I search "DarkSock" I get DressSox.com, nerds-in-shorts.net, and RedFoxesGoNekkid.uk.co.
 

who'da thunk that Brothabag Leon would rise above the flames?
 

oh and Mr. Scrotato Head better be careful from now on lest a certain anon troll starts stalking him.

fame is a double edged sword, man.
 

So's my dick, Steve
 

^That's not the only thing wrong with your dick, Anon. It's also very small.

But on a brighter note, at least you're never locked out of your house.