arrrrrr 40 men on a dead douche's chest
you ho hoes indeed
 

Legs and boobies - if Massengill couples that with more ass pear pics, my wrists are going to be very sore soon.
 

On the left, Cassandra Knobbs' yayhoos are about to tumble out of that dress. I better go "back up her throw".
 

@ Wheezer

See you tomorrow

CLICK
 

One-Eyed-Willy couldn't ask for much more booty than that.

(*heh..sorry...)
 

Yarr! The table shipmate t'ain't interested in th' lasses. He be wantin' t' touch yer sword.

...and I be wantin t' run my barnacles up in'to Woo Kimmy's scabbard.
 

Is that John Mayer going to grab the mic and make another "hear-felt" apology at the back of the stage? Left-most cougar senses danger and is about to leap off.
 

^ hey fuckwit it's HEART-FELT not hear-felt. Asshole!
 

How much does a pirate charge for corn?



A buck-an-ear! ARRRR!
 

Just hoping this Boobie and Leg Crew make Cabin Boy shark bait soon.
 

Garn! 'Cuz o' me baghunter mateys and dere links, I be fwappin' me pecker de rest o' de bloomin' evenin'!

Arrrrr!
 

There's more VD in that bunch than an under 14 boys brothel in Thialand.
 

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The recession has hit Polyphonic Spree's 2010 world tour especially hard.
 

Milf hott's treasure chest just released my kraken.
 

"All the World's a stage, and we are merely Gayer..."
 

Een Soviet Russia, restaurant serves you
 

The replacement band for Mini-Kiss struggled through their 80's dance set on the diminutive stage.
 

"...the politics of daaancing....the politics of feeeeeling goo..***THUMP-BLUMP-KKKRASSSSHHH***
 

Vin:
I know your 12:36 said Wheezer, but I clicked on it and now will be spending the rest of the day viewing the pear tree.
Thought I was gonna get some work done today on the sly.
Thanks, you are a true patriot. Mr. Washington thinks so too.
 

is this maybe Crimson Ted? Hard to tell at this distance.
 

Oh yeah, regarding the pic. We have seen this asshole before, but I can't remember where. It looks like midnight at the Cougar Town Bar & Grill is treating him ok.

Second from left is absolutely killing me.
 

ok, the 5 chicks are what i call a mix-and match, between all 5 they have all the parts necessary to assemble one legendary piece of ass, and one still very good, good enough to get screen captured sitting in the front row of a sporting event and posted to a site where all of her personal info is crowd-sourced to the masses and she achieves minor celebrity.

and yes i so still love being gramatically incorrect in the run-on way.

which is exactly how i would treat the leftmost three.

seriously, what kind of bag is still doing the vest and t-shirt? and the streak of blond?, and the jesus bling? this is a bag who has added bag signs as he ages, but never sheds the old...he is a walking study of baggage through the decades...like the layered ruins of troy.
 

Say what you want about Blackvest the Pirate, but his flock is much easier on the eyes than that Jerzy Shore mess in the pic below.

But he could use the one pointy nosed girl from that other pic as a ram on the prow of his schooner, the HMS Fauxhawk.
 

"when you're a Jerz, you're a Jerz all the way from your 1st genital wart 'til you at last die of aids..."

...I'll leave it to the more accomplished lyricist to finish it off
 

"You can get skanks in America,
if you're a douche in America!"
 

the Dirty Jerz Revue of "West Side Whorey"
 

Tony celebrated him "commitment ceremony" to Chad by dancing with "all the other bitches in here" on the worlds smallest dance floor. Even Ugly Betty was invited.
 

I like the hott on the far left...no, my left, the one who looks like she's about to slither out of that dress.
 

The librarian hott on the right has raised my stacks.

Far leftie seems to be having issues with gravity.
 

Is it that little fuccen Michael Flatley Irish Riverdance stool pusher?
 

I feel sorry for whoever's basement they are drinking in. They are going to bust up that table and somebody's parents are going to be pissed!
 

Bend over wenches......time for me to swab yer decks! Aye...you two swashbucklin scroted chin barnacles....ye be walkin the plank!
 

Innkeeper!! Rum and condoms fer me men!!
 

Drunken Attention Whores: now in convenient Buffet Style!
 

I want the one on the far left to do this to my head with those knockers. And, sure, Steve Harvey, you can come along and watch, what the hell.

Librarian on the right....I will not be ignored. You will learn to love me.

@ Much Adouche 2:24
I thought the same thing as soon as I saw him. Crimson Ted with a new 'do?

@ Euripidouche 2:41
How, though, would you get all those parts for assembly? Oh, wait, we've seen it done before.
 

Holy shit!

That girl second from the left needs two hair cuts to wear that dress. Just sayin...
 

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One girl was called Woo Kimmy
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was Cassandra Knobbs
The other was me, and I'm a douche

My name is Bill and I'm a douchecase
They practice stamping balls on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get Ed Hardy to wear
Spend ages putting hair gel in my hair

Chorus 1
I'm a Jerz, I'm a Jerz
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a Jerz, I'm a Jerz
But if I say I am I get it

Put your STD's in Woo Kimmy
Plait your hair Felicity
Paint your nails, Cassandra Knobbs
Put this Axe on little douche.

Chorus 2
When you're a Jerz, you're a Jerz
Oh my ma won't admit it
I'm a Jerz, I'm a Jerz
But if I say I am I get it

I wanna crush pussy on the scene
Bottle service, be obscene,
Krystal and Goose running through my blood,
I wanna leave home all dressed like a pud....

Chorus 3
I'm a Jerz, I'm a Jerz
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a Jerz, I'm a Jerz
But if I say I am I get it

(with apologies to The Who)
 

Looks like Crimson Ted sans crimson.
 

@ Maxim

Classic.
 

@medusa, while that clip demonstrates how criminally neglegent the academy of motion picture arts and sciences has been at rewarding the finest cinematic achievements humanity has produced, my intended method was more of the buil-a-bear, mr potatohead,order a real doll type method. the actual sewing and stitching of said body parts, i would leave to medical science or whatever equivalent can be procured at a fine caribbean medical school.
 

@Vin Douchal

Thank you sir. Now if I could just get someone to record it :D
 

"Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome!"
 

So much diddly-squat over five piddly-hot twats....I kid you not.
 

Douchey-poo spiked hair and Jimmy Choo spiked heels are the modern "head over heels" co-mingling of hotchicks and douchebags.

That, and mixed fingerpointing.
 

Some of the best legs ever present themselves on the 2nd girl from the left, yowzaa! Pretty hot legs on all the rest as well! Wish I were in the middle of that hot mess!
 

so a douchebag walks into a bar populated with pirates...

... and gets kidnapped and spirited away to the coastal waters of Somalia.

damn that was the best pirate joke i have right now.
 

what's douchey and sounds like a pirate?

... Arrrrrmani Exchange.

hey you try coming up with pirate jokes.
 

what would a douchey pirate say to a hater?

... "i be workin' HARRRRRD to better my lifestyle, matey..."

oh fuck.
 

what do you say when a pirate asks you "no how 2 bilge?"

actually, i have no idea either.
 

Gerard Butler at a pimps-n-ho's party?
 

Second on Woo Kimmy's legs. My gawd..I will get nothing done today
 

Ted picks a bar with crimson walls. No surprise.

But man, the guy can pull. Must be the wrist bling.
 

There's a lotta Bleeth on that table. Still, some quality fap material. He strikes me more as a part time douche, though.
 

love the hott in the barely covering her black dress... thanks for posting this DB1.
 

How does this bag end up with Elizabeth Berkely clone, Woo Kimmy, her Madgesty, the purple chick, and sexy Latina librarian? He must be from down under(my sack)
 

Don't mess with the Crimson, baby. It's shagadelic.