I love Tracy Hot. That is all.

- 'Bagamemnon
 

also, side boob never goes out of style
 

Shmecky O appears to have a sideways labia majora above his mouth.

I'd like to have Tracy Hott's labia majora in my face. She's schmokin' hott.
 

Look at me!!!
 

butterface
 

Why do dumbasses like Shmecky think that, with the camera rolling, they can go to town on that pube stuck in their teeth, and no one will notice? You look like Mack the Nozzle got a lucky shot in to your mush, brisket whittler.

And Tracy, I know you pulled your top down just so I could see the pink temptation hidden beneath. Keep that up and I'll go all Justin Timberlake on you and show the world your nipple clip.
 

Yo Wheezer, pretty sure we saw this tool within the past week, please do whatever it is you do when you get a chance.

And Tracy. Oh Tracy Tracy Tracy. Orange or not, I'm still madly in love with you, I want to gargle your phlegm.
 

Is that a transformer tattoo on his left pectoral area or a medallion that's stuck to his greased-up/Axe body spray-laden chest? A douchebag sporting an Optimus Prime tat is a troubling site, indeed.

Tracey is a run-of-the-mill somewhat hott, not a nott, but not a hott, as there is too much unseen in this photo. The sideways pose is notorious for hiding flaws and being that the shot includes no view of anything south of the boobage makes this an incomplete or partial potential hott sighting.

Then again, I'd fuck her.
 

Lost Brady?
 

@SSS^

gargle your phlegm

That was the wedding song for my first wedding.
 

Spelchek: GET SOME!

"discarded"
 

She looks like a Celine Dion muppet.

That kinda turns me on.
 

Doucheywallnuts totally beat me to it. That's a sweet Decepticons tattoo.

This is a nice warm up pic for the day, nothing too offensive. My ring tailed lemur would only half-heartedly maim his face. I bet you didn't know lemurs could be trained attack animals.
 

Boner.
 

@Doucheywallnuts and ETH

You can get your own Decepticons tatt from the machines at the front of any Krogers. It'll only cost you 50 cents a try.
 

Shit, I gotta start eatin' Cracker Jacks again. They have some really fuccen cool tattoos in those things now. They used to have shitty ones like a skull and crossbones and flags and shit.

At first I thought it was Optimus Prime but then it looks more like
this.
 

She looks dumb as a box of hammers. Which adds to her appeal, really.

He's kind enough to indicate how many fucktards are in the photo. Which is pretty intelligent, you know, for a fucktard.
 

That chick's hot.
 

He puts the stink in shit. That's his job. Wakes up in the morning, brushes his teeth, greases his hair, wallows in a tub full of AXE, applies his kissy lips, dresses up in his douchey wardrobe, then shleps to the shit factory where he takes bottles of stink, pours it onto the shit, and then kneads it up and molds it into stanky turds and sends it on down the line, where some other douchebag stuffs it in a teletransporter where it is beamed into your gut, so you can go to the can and squeeze a pile into the bowl, wipe yourself and gaze upon that steaming heap of hot butered groat clusters.... MY MYYYYY and then flush it on down...

She, on the other hand, puts the bop in my bop de bop shoo bop and the ram in my rama-lama-ding-dong...
 

Schmecky is auditioning for Ray Liotta's role in "Goodfellas 2: Scrotefellatio the Teabagging". Hey, they remade Karate Kid, anything is possible.

I need to see another pic of Tracy. She looks scrumptious here, but something is off and I wonder if she'd still be hot from another angle.
 

What is with the proliferation of press on tatts lately? For fuck sakes skid marks, does anybody think you're cooler for having one? Fuck you in the ear.

And Tracy Hott. Oh, my. You look like Jenna Haze right before the bukkake shoot starts. Excuse me a moment. Something has, er, come up...
 

I agree with Darksock @ 8:08

Except that Celine Dion is like a drunken Etch-A-Sketch version of this girl. There is a resemblance, they have similar parts, but the real thing is so, so, much hotter.

I wish I could "shake away" Celine Dion...
 

Girl next door hott candidate 2010.
 

Holy crap. Even Troy has to admit that she is stunning. Usually ol' puppet head is all "eh, not my type." Fuck you Tempest and your make-me-feel-like-a-scumbag-pervert refined tastes. But Tracy is most assuredly boner inspiring. I would dip a ferret in poo and eat it like cotton candy for the chance to play tiddlywinks with her older brother's fungus ridden toenail clippings.
 

@ Jacques 11:40 am
Watch it with the puppet comments buster, or I'll rustle up Topo Gigio, Knucklehead and Lambchop and we'll give you what for!

@ Troy 8:55 am

Ramalama dingdong, indeed. I join your assessment of the hottest redhead this side of the U of Illinois.

@ DarkSock 8:08 AM

"She looks like a Celine Dion muppet....That kinda turns me on." Just remember, bro, that the highly skilled "mouth" might actually be a puppeteer's hand up Miss Dion's ass.
 

I still haven't gotten tired of this deceptively hott hottie.
 

@ Spiny

Hey, still works for me.
 

She can pirouette with my pinata any time. However, HE is the screaming jaybird (jays don't sing, they are in the corvid or crow family). They make weird sounds such as "the pumphandle call," which he is visually signalling.

That said, Shmecky in Blue is as annoying as a jaybird taunting a cat, she is a pinata of unopened treats, and they are classic Hotchick with Douchebag.
 

@ Darksock 3:28

Where's my fuccen Purell?
 

@ Spiny Norman 1:17

Word on the streets is Kukla is out of the joint.

This is classic HCwDB. And by classic I mean inducing salty fuccen tears of rage.

Again, @ Spiny at 1:17--I'm not far from U of I and I concur. The area is clogged with satchel-assed cud chewers in sweatpants with "PINK" emblazoned across the cottage cheese-trap. Great Googly Moogly, I'd build a new wing on the rocket science lab in her name.

'Cause if I had a rocket, she would make it go off.
 

now THIS is the kinda pic that heralds another fruitful year for the Hottest Hott award.

meanwhile, i don't really care if Schmecky makes it to the next weekly.

does that mean i'm becoming complacent? fuck.
 

@ Medusa :)

Let me know if you see Ollie
 

She reminds me of one of the female characters from that Robotech cartoon, the blonde.