Good Morning anons. Let's begin the day without the hostility.

Here's a nice picture of DJ Pogue and his latest victim as a peace offering.
 

He's not a remarkable specimen, but I loves me some Kappa Kappa Woo.
 

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I call pay to play. He also appears to have the Down's, so it could be a pity pic.
 

DB1 have you ever considered writing a book of girls names. The unique spelling are amazing. Are certain names more susceptible to attracting or be attracted by douches. For that matter is there boys names that could fortell future douchness. This could be very benefical to future parents when nameing their babies.

@ wedgie: sorry about the spelling but thats what happens when posting here while at work LOL
 

I thought we all agreed not to mock the retarded?
 

Appears there was a sale on black paint at the local Home Depot.

And black tees at the local TJ Maxx.

Shiyen is all manner of Eskimo-pie goodness. I would prefer she lost her dress instead of a bet, but I'll settle for outstanding cleavite all the same.
 

Head too small, hat too big syndrome.

She is thinking, "Hurry up with that camera! I can only look like I enjoy the smell of body fungus and fail for so long!"
 

Notadouche.
 

Shiyen, I choose "truth": I would like you to crush my head with your meaty thighs.
 

She is Asian boobie hottie suckle suckle (suckle) thigh perfection, and he is a toad. After my brain stops imploding from the logic vacuum, I would run headlong at the bulls of Pamplona wearing full Man U gear just to step on the scraps of the chicken taco her second cousin once removed discarded because she wanted a churro instead.
 

Strip club "hostess".

Nice rack nonetheless.

Minor league douche. Needs work.
 

That guy could be, literally, made of cocaine and $100 bills and still wouldn't be able to land a chick.
 

His shirt says "EWOK".

Great, now the little fuckers are shaving and taking our women.
 

Thanks to all the mouth piercings, he pronounces the name on his hat, "Rock-thtar."
 

This is a perfect and classic example of an incredibly hot chick with a total douchebag.

His hat is pulled down to his fucking cornea, people.

Are those side-saddle cockkrails? Yeesh.
 

Must disagree with Scooby, as much as it pains me. Twice-pierced lippage means he got one and then said "not enough, once again!"

Douche.
 

I have been reading HCwDB for a while but just recently started commenting under the name jimmymanners. I wish to leave the land of name/url and will begin posting as Bagman
 

I say notta.

I would invite her into my teepee.
 

@Bagman^

Welcome welcome. Grab a bottle and the phone number for the local 12-step program. You know you'll need 'em both.
 

How can you say notta? Dude has two cable tow rings on his face. HIS FACE!

As in, when he passes out from drinking waaaaaay too much cheap beer and whiskey shots, his bros slap the chains into his cockkrails and drag his piss-stained ass back to the reservation 'cuz who would want to lay their hands on that?
 

Thanks Mr. Scotato Head. I would prefer to stay jimmymanners, but there's a football player actually named Jimmy Manners at Clemson. That'd be ok, but he's an effing kicker!
 

So he saths with hith lithp...."excuthe me...you can have my drink if I can take a picture with you. Thankths."
 

@bagman: I've considered using something with a little more je ne said quoi than Bob. Guess what my actual name is? Well, no, it's Robert, but commonly I'm called Bob. Haven't thought of a good HCwDB name yet.

Anyway, this has to be a pity pic. Has to. I think she's a little plump on the lower half, but still WAY too hot for this sack of fail.
 

Is it possible that Shiyen is shitting undigested vicodins?


More importantly, if narcotics pass through a body undigested, do they make a sound?

On a semi-related note; I would gladly forfeit my entire Beanie Baby collection for the opportunity to hold Shiyen's hand while she suffered through a difficult bout of menstrual cramps.
 

@ little beaver, Scrotato,

Leave my people alone, dammit!
 

Bob- How about Bob(not Neil)?
 

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or just (Kneel and)Bob?
 

Hey DB1, for the new site how about just a general comment area, for the off topic discussions?
 

@scrotum pole

I am American Indian. Red Ryder's sidekick to be exact.
 

Notta.
 

@ little beaver,

By "my people" I meant the mentally handicapped.
 

I still say notta.
 

Come on people. This is obviously her challenged younger brother.
 

boss I think the sorority is Thigh Gamma Moo!
...she can pattycake my tiny heiny with dem hocks anytime
 

She's absolutely on the clock. Looks like she's worth every penny, though.

Double mouth holepunches is damning evidence, but this choad is small fry, a choad-let if you will.

This is an example of HCwdb.
 

Even if she's PtP, it's a tragedy. I've noticed a lot of the douches recently have been scrotes, but not really punch-through-your-monitor scrotes. No more.
 

If I looked that douchey, I'd pull my hat down so low that I couldn't see myself either.

First rational decision that Gary ever made.
 

i am gonna say, this guy has more of a chance than you might otherwise think....

his game has to be this; convince her, either by strongly implying, or simply not correcting the assumption that he is really just a very butch lesbian.

hotter women than shiyen(its like the tetons of wyoming, welded to exotic east, stereotypically speaking)especially pillow queens, have gone for a butch lesbian one would thing doesn't at all match their attractiveness physically...so by playing butchie, he can score, i wonder if he is man enough to step up...
 

He's in a community college studying graphic design. She's the photographer's girlfriend.

He will die of liver failure.

she will die of ennui.
 

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@euripidouche^

To your point, is he wearing oddly stretched khaki pants or an oddly stretched khaki skirt?

And if he scores with Shiyen, would that mandate some obligatory bukhaki?

That was bad.

[Grabs FMLA manual and slinks away to meeting.}
 

This should bring the PC police on me: "This is what you get when you breed Sarah Palin and E-blo: a retarded douchebag"
 

MoeDouche is a douche.

You can do better than that. Keep that shit outta here.
 

@ Troy T

Ennui...one of my favorite words. We should find a way to use that more often around here.

Stop getting on this choad's shit for having macroencephalitis. Just because he was dropped on his head as a baby 20 or 30 times doesn't mean he can't score a sympathy pic does it?
 

@Dr Bunsen - thanks - I'll remember the ennui point. We'll just have to see about that.
 

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The days of the demure Asian female are long gone, but then, this is no Dragon Lady opposite, either.

He on the other hand is a suspect for "dragon breath."
 

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if Shiyen loses a bet to me, she'll never have to humiliate herself like that.

just saying.
 

@ Whoop-di-douche

if you posted that 9 times instead of 10 (i counted 10 anyway, not sure) it would be more fitting with the dragon theme.
 

Sorry, Steve L...that multi-posting came about as a malfunction of the "7th Son of a 7th Son" installation error.

I've been busy fixulating it.