Can I shoot him?
 

Shiyen: "Onry two cockks will fir me up"

Dude: "Cuz her gap is this wide."
 

There both fat pussies.
 

Shiyen has obviously traveled down a permanent path of bleethdom.

I weep for your once tender vagina, now tenderized by the pulverizing thrusts of one hundred scrote cockks.

*tear*
 

@anon 11:33



they're!





floppy tits.
 

STFU spell douche, and who was the reg that proposed no anons in the new format?

Step forward and prepare to


GET SOME!!
 

she should have taken the blue pill
 

Not having anonymous posters is ridiculous. It alienates so many people from your little "inner circle reg circle jerk"
 

Jeffery Jones sure knows how to party.

AV
 

I can't decide if Shiyen is hott or not. You would probably have to f*ck her a few times to decide.

Calling her fat is a bit of a stretch, but I think most of you are so afraid of p*ssy, you look for reasons not to score.

Get some.
 

The anons start getting jumpy around the time for Friday pear.
 

When I say most of you, I really mean a few of you. It sounded more harsh the second time I read it. I am not here to start something. Just breakin balls.

Get some.
 

Hopefully, Shiyen will be today's ass pear.
 

@ Vin^

Gross.
 

Shiyen would be an awesome ride. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

And what *is* this douchebag trying to accomplish with this hand sign, anyway?
 

Shiyen is hott. No doubts for me. I volunteer to be her physical trainer. I bet she looks fine in one of those 80's leotard get ups.
 

Bob, he's showing how much cockk he can get into his pie hole.
 

@Vin

I'd bite it. Great idea.
 

You can lose weight, but you can't lose ugly. Shiyen is fine.
 

Shiyen as Friday Ass Pear? Dare I dream? No way I could be so lucky! I'll stay tuned ...
 

I'm afraid that Shiyen is the Asian equivalent of Francine.

Sexy, lustful eyes, curvaceous yet taught physique, a visage worth much masturbatory indulgance. She has very little outward display of bleethery, but within her soul, she is the ruler of douchepud, the Queen Bleeth.

We will always see her surrounded by douche, because this is the female that turns ordinary retards into fullblown choads. She is as much to blame for this epidemic as John Mayer.

Just prettier.

And less racist.

And very much still fuckable despite her obviously rotten core.
 

@ Bob 12:04,

The bloody bandage, the missing digits, the anguished expression;

I'd say a lawnmower accident.

Might explain the hair as well.
 

Did someone say Shiyen Pear?

Hell Yeah!!!
 

Ice Ice Baby!
 

I have scored p*ssy two whole times in my life, so don't you dare preach to me about gettin' some.

I'm just afraid of the so-called p*ssy because lo and behold, 9 months later a little mini-me popped out of that thing.

{{shivers}}

No sir. I have seen this so-called p*ssy. You should have every reason to be afraid.

Be veeeeeery afraid.
 

There's about 15 players in baseball history to hit home runs in 4 consecutive at bats.

With Shiyen, we're on the brink of history.
 

They smell bad, they're hairy, look kind of scary up close, they make you drool and are the cause of paternity suits.

Damn right I'm afraid
 

AND they're the cause of dickcheese.
 

I'm afraid of anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
 

^I get a LEED point for recycling that joke, btw.
 

uhhh i get the dbag part but why is this ugly whore on this website? It almost makes me think that she sends her own pictures in.
 

He's doing the Fred Flintstone finger snap to the techno music when he really should be hiking up Shiyen's dress a little so we'd get some triangle action.


C'mon, dude!
 

@Mccockwielder

Congratulations. That's two whole times more than me. I have only heard about it in the gym locker room while I am waiting for everyone else to leave so I can change for my pilates class. But it sounds like crushing p*ssy on the reg is the cool thing to do. I can't wait to try it.
 

@ SSS 12:16

I agree Re: Shiyen vs. Francine--and I think Shiyen will do quite well in the 2010 Douchies "Hottest Quartasian Next Door" category.

Now, speaking of Francine.. she seems to have gone missing amidst all my clamoring for a certain female American downhill-skiing gold medalist. If I remember correctly, one of you guys had her last (was it you, Mr. Scrotato Head?). I'd appreciate if you could send her back my way once this riduculously gratuitous Olympics coverage is over. KTHXBYE
 

Where is Stackpud? You'd think he'd want to get some.
 

You do not find the URC. The URC finds you.
 

Two in the stink, Shi Yen?


Hu Flung Pu?
 

she is a douche magnet... & her vaginal walls are wallpapered with Ed Hardy


... that & black clap!
 

Poor girl is oh-fer in the guy department to this point.

She must be a volume player, like the fuckwad Dimitri (miserable name). Just keeps flinging shit on the wall to see what sticks.

My advice to her is simple: drink more, and become a clam-bumper.
 

Her box smells of ginger and lemon grass, tastes of MSG and can be reheated later for a midnight snack.

The fuccen URC waits patiently and only strikes when the moment is right.
 

She gets less attractive with every shot.

This guy is Eraserchoad.
 

"We kiss in a shadow" should be their mantra.
 

This is REQUIRED READING.
 

Ugh, I don't like reading, Troy can you give me the Cliff Notes version? Or even some stick-figure cartoon explanations? That's what I hate about the Internet, there's just too many damn words on it.
 

rodeo... ...girl... ...hhhhhhaaaa- hahaaahhaaaamstrings.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhah.... girlrodeo...
 

Yup, this picture supports my earlier thesis: Shiyen is not a hott. She was fortunate enough to look good in the first photo.

I'd still put my chopstick in her dan dan mian.
 

She's a dumpling.

He's a dump.
 

You don't have to find the red cup, it is ubiquitous. And they're both making the sign for "2 girls,1 cup". He's minor league scrote until you see that he's got wristdana and a six pounder working together. He can't even button his shirt sleeve around that thing. This is a six pound pic all around. He's a six pound turd, and six pounds is what the baby will weigh after Sigma Chi impregmates her.
 

Sorry, doubters, but Shiyen is a tasty dish. A tad extra weight isn't a bad thing with her, as the Asian ladies can handle it a bit better than white girls, oddly enough. As for the bleeth accusations, blame the douche, not that which attracts the douche. On the other hand, she has definitely made some horrid choices in companions. Either that, or she works for a nightclub in some capacity. To quote a song from my Rainbow cover band days, "her mind is dirty, but her hands are clean; she's short on class, but her legs are long...."
 

I see the douchebag but where is the hot chick in this picture?
 

My assessment:
For once, the RED CUP stands out far more than either the hottie or the doucheie. The accessory trumps the utilizers.
 

TROY's REQUIRED READING is a good read indeed. (The caricature looks like Joni Mitchell gone barfly.)

Author obviously does not live in the vast area between NYC and LA.
 

while Shiyen was finding the URC, i have found some... video tapes.

that reminds me...

i need to return some video tapes.