so apparently... i have dual citizenship. so i'm not sure what i should call myself.

whew. i think i dodged a bullet there.
 

kindly get f*cked? Sounds British to me.
 

Awww... shame; the Brits all seem to have such a great sense of humor when they're making fun of the rest of the world, while simultaneously reminding them [read: Yanks, Frogs and Wogs as they prounounce it] how polite all UK-ers [read: English] are by birth.

We will all miss your unintelligible accents, your mini-dick hubris, your fattest chicks in all of the EU and most of all, your wonky reconstructivist dental-plan cubism.
You GO! with that mandibular Picasso revivalist fandango marathon, you mad-ass, inbred Pikey loons; Love Ya! ::muah!::
 

Dear Britbag,
here are some adapted lyrics of one of mny favortie songs from a British band

" The things, you say,
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things, you say,
You're un-remarkable

OH!"


You're so un-remarkable i literally have no idea which/whose picture was just taken down.

thanks for stopping by.

Army opf DOuche-ness
 

now i have to go turn on (and then turn off) a certain light fixture of great significance.
 

also Brit Bag, no claiming you were going to a " 'Bristol Shore' theme party" around here...
 

also, Russel Brand has found a potential rival.
 

Boss,
Nice Fish called Whine-da reference.

And when I'm getting f*cked I don't want it to be kindly. I want the pain of good, hard f*cking to start in the bottom of my jewels, radiate through my taint, up my spine, and into the back of my eyes so that, as Mrs. Scrotato Head sleeps the sleep of the thoroughly crushed p*ssy, when I sneak off to the bathroom to rub one more out as I recall the evening's events, salty fukken tears from f*cking rolling down my quim covered cheeks.

Either that or I'd gladly submit myself to the mercy of Medusa and her black rubber and razor wire reenactment of the first annual Donner Party reunion potluck and chili cookoff.

As if we care that your pic is taken down or not. The damage was done and forgotten long before you figured out what had happened. Most of us forgot what you looked like 10 seconds after we posted our comments. Now you've just picked that crusty scap that rings the head of your cockk. Go f*ck yourself you self absorbed f*ck.
 

We don't need no micturation,
We don't need no shart control,
No dark plugged chasms in the arsehole -
Reachers! Leave them balls alone!

All in all it's just another dick in you all



"If you don't eat porch beef, you can't crush any pussy. How can you crush any pussy if you don't beat yer meat?"

"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still Plinky!"
 

Yo, Britbag. To paraphrase Forrest Gump, "Douche is as douche does". If you're caught looking, posing, and acting like a taintwad, you are in fact the choad we were looking for. Take your lumps, and remember that sting the next time you consider getting all gussied up and "acting like quite the wanker". Maybe we've helped you in a deeper fashion than you realize. But do we hear a thank you? No.

You're welcome, by the way.

Douchebag...
 

Nice band-aid. Cut yourself popping open the Grey Goose? Shaving your chest? Reaching through the glory hole? Retrieving you high school ring from Charlotte's pierced snatch?

Either way better get a tetanus shot stat.

And by stat I mean never.
 

@DarkSock

Nice.
 

Take pics when you shove french fries up his nose.

To Britbag, while I myself did not post any disparaging comments about your image in the referenced thread, I would like to say that you have the reading comprehension of a last place Special Olympian overdosing on cough syrup whose singular response to external stimuli is to bash anything that moves with the yellow plastic hammer from a playschool My Little Toolbox set. I'm constantly amazed that people like you can figure out which end of a dog the food goes into, much less operate telecommunications devices and vehicles. And yet, somehow, since you can apparently afford to buy things, I can only surmise that there are actually people on this planet who employ your kind for god only knows what, but I can only imagine your mangled neurons capable of providing at least the mechanical output of a crackhead with an etch-a-sketch, let alone any product or service that someone with the ability to read two pages without fondling their junk would remotely consider worth their money.

STFU & GTFO
 

Tell your friends to stop sending pictures to sites that you already view. Imagine your surprise when you saw your own face. And stop making excuses for getting busted. By the way....you look like a douche.
 

stuff yourself Britbag... with your knotted up fist & try to remember the good old days when your entire nation had rotting teeth... oh wait
 

thank god for hiatus weeks... going to get a drink... several!
 

"If it hasn't sunk in yet, the picture and comments are getting taken down."

If it hasn't sunk in yet, you're not our real dad and you can't tell us what to do.
 

"If it hasn't sunk in yet, the picture and comments are getting taken down."

Like NOW? No, wait....nnnnnnnNOW! No not yet-nowNOW! waitt....NOW! Damn, man you're a lousy psychic.
 

"...I was posing like someone you might expect to find on this very site..."
Well jackass, if you pose like a douchebag, you may end up on this very site!
 

@ Scrotato 1:46

Please bring coleslaw.

And again, kids, let me remind you...if we don't know the context, we don't get the joke, then you get the mock. That simple. Now I just gotta wait for Wheezer to get his waggy tail in here and tell us which one this asspipe is. Then we can relive the mock all over again, and add NEW comments!!!



Dumbass.
 

Somebody's daddy didn't love them. Or loved them too much......
 

Somebody's daddy didn't love them. Or loved them too much......
 

Somebody's daddy didn't love them. Or loved them too much......
 

@ Scrotum Pole

You tell him. And thank the good lord there ain't a PissedChicksWithJagoffs.com, 'cause I'd be all over that thing.
 

Medusa, good catch with the attitude of the PS.

Yo, Britbag, *if* the picture and comments get taken down, it's on db1's sufferance and generosity. He is under no legal obligation to do so. The picture is the property of the person that took it, and unless presented with evidence otherwise, db1 is perfectly within his rights to assume that the person that sent him the picture is the legal owner of the work.

If it hasn't sunk in yet, the mocking at your expense is getting taken up a notch. Excellent!
 

The picture is actually a screen cap from the upcoming UK independent horror film "Teabag McDouche And The Semi-Hott With Two Heads".

The horror is not so much for the audience, but for Teabag as he finds his douchey punk-rockish inspired posturing impresses neither head of the semi-beauty. Teabag wanders home in despair, the only trophy from his attempt a band-aid where head #2 bit his finger whilst he tried to feed it complementary hot wings.

Stepping off the street curb too early, Teabag is run over by a double-decker bus driven by Rosie Greer. At death, Teabag is met by the ghost of Ray Milland, who calls him a douchebag and kicks him in his ghosty nuts.

Says Roger Ebert of the film, "What the hell was that?", while audiences under age 12 rave "I liked the kick in the nuts". Coming soon to a theater near poo.
 

Gee Boss, I guess you have no choice now. You will have to take down all the pictures, to make sure this guy's pic gets removed.

It's the only way to be sure.
 

g-g-g-GET ON WITH IT!

Douche is never taken out of context, Britbag. Nor is telling someone to get f*cked. Douche.
 

Or paste monkey faces on all of them. Seems like a lot of work though. Maybe you should make the new moderator do it, like an initiation.
 

I must assume that the Boss has another pic of that blonde with her back to us, and that she is a hot chick. Because the two in the foreground are not.
 

Well, while I didn't see the pic in question, his take down request did not come across as that Bag like.
 

What, you don't like 12-year-olds rising on mom's back?
 

*riding

damn.
 

Woah.

Britbag.

It's called Midol.

Look into it.
 

Eeeya ain't gettin me down there Britbag, you wiggly golf napping chicken bugger - you can't come in here and make us all sad with your whinging load of creosote. Nope - we're a happy lot here, we are - in fact I can't wait to get into my pointed Italian two-tones and off down the High Street. Makes you feel like a bleedin' king. Clean Dickie dirt, new peckham, pair of luminous almond rocks, new whistle, a nice crease in my strides, barnet well greased up like a douchemongerin' bucket of dog bollocks like you, and I'll flashing my hampsteads at all the bonnie palones. Am I an old geezer - right fucking true I am. And now I'll shift a few hundred north, because to you limey bastards that's a tough trip for you bloody parochial cunts.

So, dunt get all mardy you stupid cunt - your likes aint worth nowt round 'ere - you're sucha douchenozzle I'd think you're a bloody lanc ya bloody piece o' shite. Na go on and go fuck yerself you pointless sack of ugly.
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, I'm peeing in your butt and telling you its raining.
 

Hehe,

"cunning linguist"

Medusa's beau Mr. B can explain this concept in further detail.
 

Heheh, Chestless AND ball-less AND humorless.

a trifecta of sorts
 

DEER BRITBAG: PLEASE SOD OFF.
 

Stinky rain. Fuccen guy!

I miss the Sex Pistols. That was the last good band to come out of Haggis land.

Spice Girls my ass.
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, Leon's getting LARGERRRR
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, it puts the lotion in the basket.
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, somebody's daddy didn't love them. Or loved them too much......
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, denim shorts died in the 80's
 

DarkSock @1:52pm
you are a genuis
 

P.S. If it hasn't sunk in yet, there's a fly in your banana pudding.
 

P.S. If it hasn't sunk in yet, there's a '92 Buick sitting on the frozen pond.
 

DarkSock @1:52 Fucking hilarious. It could be a hit.

As a Canadian I am expected to bow to mother England and the wizzled up welfare case cunt who is our supposed commander-in-chief.

Having said that, fuck the Queen and all things English. My generation of middle-aged post yuppies will sever ties with these fucks. Most Americans have dead relatives who saved there fag asses twice,and we should be more vigilant in mocking the gay Anglodouche with great prejudice.

Kindly get fucked.
 

I am a British gaybag, and I think that guy is a whiny little pussy.

And I still have wood for Bernie Taupin.
 

Lawyers.

GET SOME!
 

BTW, that girl Natalie that wrote in with the original pic of Britbag was fuccen hott. Got any more pics of her, boss?
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, he's a big fat pussy, not the hott.
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, notta and fuccen hotta.
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, your daddy didn't love you. Or he loved you too much.....
 

@ crucial

I wrote that last one unbeknownst to your two previous efforts.
 

Well Massengill, I think we can all agree that your daddy didn't love you either. Or he loved you too much..... you big fat fuccen pussy. Not the hott.

Heh heh heh.
 

You're like that egg burrito that you have after a really, really, good night of drinking. You know, the runny, greasy filling with the chunks of sausage textured meat product and cheez mixed in with the eggs. You had a great time putting it down, forgot about it and passed out. Next morning, you're stumbling around the house wondering why you've got a Zippo stuck in your ass and a phone number with a Nigerian international code written in Sharpie on you left tit, and your old pal the egg burrito decides to pay you another visit. Only this time it isn't funny. This time you don't want to have anything to do with the greasy, stinky, runny shit wrapped in a thick roofing shingle. You try to make it to the bathroom but its too late and you spray that mid-night crack-rock snack spraying all over the Nintendo and the flat screen.

In case it hasn't sunk in yet, we all hate you worse the second time around.
 

In case it hasn't sunk in yet, we wave our private parts at your aunties.
 

Thanks Crucial, if it hasn't sunk in yet, you're a scholar and a gentleman.
 

if it hasn't sunken in yet... following an afternoon of drinking i sharted & had to shower with my clothes on!
 

@ Troy 3:15

Ya fink the Chavvy bugger kin read?
 

In case it hasn't sunken in yet, NIH! NIHHH!!!
 

In case it hasn't sunken in,you must bring us two shrubberies, and arrange the two shrubberies so that they get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle...and...cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!
 

Dinsdale! Dinsdale!
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, I shart in your general direction.
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, the picture and comments are getting taken down. Excellent!


Who sent this gem? Mr. Burns?




Excellent!
 

In case it hasn't sunk in yet I'm building a third castle in the swamp...
 

@ Mr. Scrotato Head 5:38 PM

Sumbitch, yer makin' me nostalgic for Naugles.
 

In case it hasn't sunk in yet, I pick red... no blue...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCUPTRZ!!!111!!
 

if it hasn't sunk in yet, i hate myself for not getting on this meme while it was running hot.
 

if it hasn't sunk in yet, try more lube and then a slow twisting motion.
 

@DarkSock ^8:23

LOLICUPTRZ! Ahahahahahahaha!

Literal. Shit. Gawd.
 

If it hasn't sunk in yet, 'tis only a flesh wound.
 

In case it hasn't sunk in yet, your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
 

@ Steve L. 2:04
It's never too late, and lukewarm is still better than ice cold.

If it hasn't sunk in yet, I'm clearly not using enough lube and pushing at the correct angle. Now, bite your lip and squeeze the pillow, do what you have to do. The Strapinator 3000 is reaming the depths of your colon with me at the helm and you are going to pretend to like it.
 

The days when a cockatiel would be the only bird to actually LOOK like a cockatiel are long gone.

Now, the cock-a-teelie is a bird-turd.