Tuesday, February 23, 2010
The Petri Dish
Interestingly, it was under nearly identical circumstances to this pic that Louis Pasteur first discovered penicillin.
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As the crowd goes berserk, the Boston Fartmonic Orchestra launches into the final stanza of "Bohemian Crapsody".
Next: "Concerto for Bare Ass on Vinyl, E-Fart".
Next: "Concerto for Bare Ass on Vinyl, E-Fart".
One of "Samanatha's" testicles squirted out of the tightly taped dong-cluster as she shimmied hard across the Naugahyde couch, releasing a cacophony of dying Wookie sounds much like a gigantic cricket made of raw pork.
And because you're checking before the guy takes the photo,
No Jenna, the bottle is not jammed up your crotch, it's back on the table.
No Jenna, the bottle is not jammed up your crotch, it's back on the table.
# posted by 
: 7:19 AM
: 7:19 AM
I see London,
I see France,
I see herp scars and crabs all over that fuccen couch!
And what looks like the business end of a chrome plated Anal Blaster poised for action.
I see France,
I see herp scars and crabs all over that fuccen couch!
And what looks like the business end of a chrome plated Anal Blaster poised for action.
Since the color scheme is purple, I'm assuming this is just an 'edgy/urban' commercial for "RePHresh"
# posted by : 7:23 AM
: 7:23 AM
This picture made my penis crawl back into my abdomen. It's hiding inside my appendix right now, and I gotta tell you, it's a pretty strange sensation.
A little indoor fireworks and a couple chains with Master locks are all I ask for now.
"We've got to burn down the village to save the village."
"We've got to burn down the village to save the village."
The real experiment here is Dr. Choadburton's successful raising of Anna Nicole from her cold grave so she could party and skank away ANOTHER lifetime.
As a bonus, her silicone implants didn't survive the procedure, so she is back to her early, natural(ish), playboy appearance chesticle size.
Amanda Red is just along for the ride, and the VIP bottle service, of course.
Crazed Aborigine
As a bonus, her silicone implants didn't survive the procedure, so she is back to her early, natural(ish), playboy appearance chesticle size.
Amanda Red is just along for the ride, and the VIP bottle service, of course.
Crazed Aborigine
# posted by : 7:39 AM
: 7:39 AM
Now off the A-list Pam and Tommy Lee are picking random chicks in a dive and collecting venereal warts as a hobby.
Tommy Lee: "Hey Pam, open up your old disgusting battered box for the ladies to see."
Pam: "Burp, hack"...."OK Tommy, will you stick your gonorreah up my ass later."
Tommy Lee: "You know I will baby, right after I do a few rails off this dirty slut's acne covered hairy tits."
Pam: "Hic." ... "You are so sweet."
Tommy Lee: "Hey Pam, open up your old disgusting battered box for the ladies to see."
Pam: "Burp, hack"...."OK Tommy, will you stick your gonorreah up my ass later."
Tommy Lee: "You know I will baby, right after I do a few rails off this dirty slut's acne covered hairy tits."
Pam: "Hic." ... "You are so sweet."
# posted by : 7:41 AM
: 7:41 AM
I agree with post #1.
This chick wins the HCWDB Skank Of The Year hands down, and she's certainly in the top five for the Skankiest Chick In History contest.
This chick wins the HCWDB Skank Of The Year hands down, and she's certainly in the top five for the Skankiest Chick In History contest.
# posted by : 8:00 AM
: 8:00 AM
The CDC later declared this booth a highly infected, highly contagious, and extremely dangerous site. The building was subsequently burned to ashes using 500 pounds of thermite. Failing that (which fortunately did the trick) they would have evacuated the larger are and used small nukes to destroy the area.
Only You can prevent chlamydia
maybe the cdc should choose a different mascot than vivian vaginosis to promote safe sex
maybe the cdc should choose a different mascot than vivian vaginosis to promote safe sex
# posted by : 8:13 AM
: 8:13 AM
"V" is for vaginaplasty for Herman on the left there. It's nice to know he has the support of Gail and Lisa during his coming out party.
# posted by : 8:16 AM
: 8:16 AM
Has anyone else put a protective plastic cover over their monitor? If not, I got LOADS of it. Just send information on the quantity you want. And I have gloves. Lots and lots of gloves too. You can't be too careful.
"V" is for vurp. As in I just vurped up my entire breakfast all over my plastic-covered monitor.
"V" is for vurp. As in I just vurped up my entire breakfast all over my plastic-covered monitor.
# posted by : 8:19 AM
: 8:19 AM
"PANTS?! I DON'T NEED NO STEENKIN' PANTS!
...I gots a full-groin tattoo, bitches."
...I gots a full-groin tattoo, bitches."
# posted by : 8:23 AM
: 8:23 AM
Sorry, Louis, there's not enough penicillin in the world to cure what these folks are carrying...
# posted by : 8:24 AM
: 8:24 AM
if you pull her finger she queefs pinball wizard in its original key...instead of playing the break however she goes into see me, feel me, before returning to the chorus
At first I thought this was an "oopsie" upskirt shot, a la Britney Spears. Then I realized she's not even wearing a goddamned skirt!
Sweetie, honey, it takes away from the mystery--the mystique, if you will--if you just go around in your undies. In fact, it's just so horribly unsanitary. Just like that glass of urine you're carrying around.
Sweetie, honey, it takes away from the mystery--the mystique, if you will--if you just go around in your undies. In fact, it's just so horribly unsanitary. Just like that glass of urine you're carrying around.
@euripidouche
If you pinch her ass, she queefs the entire stage set up from the The Who's Superbowl performance. And it's not in very good shape anymore. The neon lights have all been replaced with luminescent bacteria.
If you pinch her ass, she queefs the entire stage set up from the The Who's Superbowl performance. And it's not in very good shape anymore. The neon lights have all been replaced with luminescent bacteria.
If Satan's asshole was the way out of hell in Dante's Inferno, her bajingo should have been the way in.
# posted by : 9:00 AM
: 9:00 AM
@ Southern Scrotic
Items like this are meant to re-set the visual palette, so that true hotts can be better spotted and appreciated. They also help one flesh out and detail the Bleeth archetype.
That being said, I need some sort of visual penicillin, as my cortex hasn't felt this fouled since the last time I saw the Christina Aguilera 'Dirty' video.
Items like this are meant to re-set the visual palette, so that true hotts can be better spotted and appreciated. They also help one flesh out and detail the Bleeth archetype.
That being said, I need some sort of visual penicillin, as my cortex hasn't felt this fouled since the last time I saw the Christina Aguilera 'Dirty' video.
# posted by : 9:01 AM
: 9:01 AM
After seeing this, my penis has left to spend the next seven years among the roof rafters in a Tibetan monastery to contemplate the emptiness of existence.
# posted by : 9:21 AM
: 9:21 AM
Never fear, this is merely a snapshot of the genetic crapshoot played out every month inside Christina Aguilera's ovaries.
# posted by : 9:23 AM
: 9:23 AM
I feel like looking into her vagina would be like opening up a shark stomach, finding whole children, license plates, half a tire, and a nine iron.
# posted by : 9:26 AM
: 9:26 AM
It wasn't Pasteur (19th century) who discovered penicillin; it was Alexander Fleming (20th century).
It is said that Abraham Lincoln's mother died because she drank bad milk in the days before Louis Pasteur invented pasteurization. One day, we will talk of the poor, unfortunate souls who were turned into monsters when infected with the Grieco virus, in the days before HCwDB took a blowtorch to the festering cultural infection.
It is said that Abraham Lincoln's mother died because she drank bad milk in the days before Louis Pasteur invented pasteurization. One day, we will talk of the poor, unfortunate souls who were turned into monsters when infected with the Grieco virus, in the days before HCwDB took a blowtorch to the festering cultural infection.
# posted by : 9:55 AM
: 9:55 AM
Looking at this picture just gave me alcohol poisoning.
It didn't seep through the screen.
I just pounded a handle of gin after the first glance.
Goodbye cruel world.
It didn't seep through the screen.
I just pounded a handle of gin after the first glance.
Goodbye cruel world.
# posted by : 11:00 AM
: 11:00 AM
there's not enough pennicillin in the world to treat this case of gonosyphaherpes.
you stay classy petri dish!
correction: classy should be spelled with a 'k', another 's', and 'ie' instead of a 'y.'
you stay classy petri dish!
correction: classy should be spelled with a 'k', another 's', and 'ie' instead of a 'y.'
# posted by : 11:43 AM
: 11:43 AM
This chick is all kinds of busted up. One can only imagine the volume of vodka she's ingested.
And even though it might be a scary place in person, I can't help but want to disappear into the Frumunda Triangle, never to be heard from again.
And even though it might be a scary place in person, I can't help but want to disappear into the Frumunda Triangle, never to be heard from again.
I've boiled my monitor--twice--and this picture is
STILL
FUCKING
HERE.
aaaaaiiiiiyeeeeeeee!
STILL
FUCKING
HERE.
aaaaaiiiiiyeeeeeeee!
# posted by : 1:10 PM
: 1:10 PM
Honestly, I call fake. I don't know why, but my Gorgon Senses are convinced that this is a setup. The fact that her dress is all the way up around her waist, and the look on his face, tell me this is a joke.
But it's not funny. I just punched a baby Tamarind in the face and he cried a little and then I felt bad. So I gave him a piece of this cake I made and now we're friends again.
But it's not funny. I just punched a baby Tamarind in the face and he cried a little and then I felt bad. So I gave him a piece of this cake I made and now we're friends again.
Who the fuck sits there with a dress up around her waist, aside from a bleeth or Courtney Love?
I'm calling "reality"
I'm calling "reality"
# posted by : 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
"Hey, Ma! I got me mah picture taken with two beeyoutifull girls! Look how classy-ways they dress! Can I bring them home to the trailer for a possum dinner?"
I seriously hope we get a take-down request on this one. High comedy will ensue.
I seriously hope we get a take-down request on this one. High comedy will ensue.
two shiny things here, seems as though the camera hath picked up a belly button stud and crossways pussy bar... bar belly. That to me confirms this picture is for 'real', eeww and gosh.
# posted by : 3:27 PM
: 3:27 PM
@mr. white
sadly, while doing so; she sounds a little better than than daltry, smells the same as entwhistle, a little worse than moon, and has no more business being around children than townsend...
sadly, while doing so; she sounds a little better than than daltry, smells the same as entwhistle, a little worse than moon, and has no more business being around children than townsend...
This pic is pretty effin funny. Definitely way more baguette than 'bag. The, um... entity on the left is having such an intense seizure that squid ink is belching forth from her skull and her twat has turned into a little glow-eyed skull demon. Never, EVER sit there. Ever. Red[ish]head [possibly] hott thinks its very amusing & so do I.
# posted by : 8:05 PM
: 8:05 PM
I've never seen someone so happy to get a lap dance at a tranny strip club. I think that's Casey Affleck.
# posted by : 9:00 PM
: 9:00 PM
I'm about 95% sure that the skank on the left is a guy. And if it isn't, then her Drag Queen impersonation is pretty stinking dead-on.
# posted by : 11:11 PM
: 11:11 PM
Isosceles triangles will never appear innocuous again, nor stage four Bleethettes any skankier than Bleached Blondie here.
Nor will I ever order an innocent whiskey sour again and NOT think of this eye-pooping photo.
Nor will I ever order an innocent whiskey sour again and NOT think of this eye-pooping photo.
Kudos on the penicillin association, DB1. This type of creativity is why most of us can only aspire to mock the choad as well as you.
Right on Mr. Dangleballs
can you even try to imagine the request and not bust a gut laughing.
can you even try to imagine the request and not bust a gut laughing.
# posted by : 4:21 PM
: 4:21 PM
Interestingly, it was under nearly identical circumstances to this pic that Alexander Fleming (not Louis Pasteur) first discovered penicillin.
# posted by : 3:35 PM
: 3:35 PM
ala Babe Ruth, is she pointing in the direction that the giant stream of urine is soon to be rushing? I'm wondering if perhaps she's aiming for a beer bottle on a knee wall...
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