Thursday, February 18, 2010

 

Grillzilla


Because sometimes 2008's culture poo simply won't die quietly.
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Give me some sugar!
 
Obviously, this young lady knows what she wants.

Why she wants a lifetime of Valtrex is anyone's guess.
 
Please oh please oh please tell me she's not with him but thought it would be a goof to pose with him for her woo-girlie friends.


Kind of like when I took the boy to the San Diego Zoo and he stood next to the glass as a baboon showed his lovely, colorful ass area behind him.


We look at that photo 50 times a day.
 
More like 1979 culture.

Yeah, I know. That's an easy one. I haven't had morning gin and cranberry yet.
 
say this outloud:


I am sofa king wee todd did
 
It's not an issue of 2008 poo. Like a lump of poo dropping into the toilet that is America, it makes its splash in the cultural centers, and ripples to the edges of society over time. I figure this was taken in St. Louis or something based on such cultural poo ripple physics.
 
OK, I officially declare it Friday at 4 PM. Because otherwise I'd not be justified opening this tequila bottle and chugging its contents in a desperate attempt to un-see this picture.
 
There's only one real difference between Grillz McClitSever and Vin's baboon: Flared Baboon Ass never goes out of style.

I actually saw Flared Baboon Ass on tour at the second Lollapalooza so I should know.
 
twat. one word, so many connotations and here we see it personified.
 
I like the cut of her jib.
 
Oh, shit, baby, the butt plug really hurts tell him to wait on the pic...
 
He shops at Ross for all of his fashion accessories.
 
I can't believe what I'm seeing! Imagine the nerve of wearing an Affliction T-shirt when everyone knows you go Ed Hardy or go home.
 
Douche on a budget.
 
She reminds me of the Eurobrow's Monica from December. She is beautiful.

But this time it's even more infuriating, because this blonde angel is chumming it up with a guy that looks like the human equivalent of a dirty, greasy pinion gear.
 
its ok for him to have grillz cause hes in one of the most bad ass bands and has more money than any of us ever will... i give him a pass
 
I think Grillzilla also has one of those metal lifesavers in his ear. Unless you live on some uncharted South Pacific island, and hunt wild boar armed only with a shark tooth you personally ripped out of a live shark's mouth, you shouldn't be wearing an ear donut.
 
I believe that this is the lead singer for Avenged Sevenfold. Which means he gets the rock star exemption.
 
OK, cap-challenged Anon. If he really has that much money, PLUS is boning Sandy Sunshine while a galvanic reaction in his mouth causes electricity to shoot from his ear donuts, then I hate him even more.
 
West coast Ed Hardy's took all the shirts to Vancouver.This fuck is out of luck. Whistler is crawling with half-naked hot skanks and douchey oldbags in Hardy at the bottle service clubs.

The Ed Hardy phenomenon at the Olympics has made national news in Canada. They are going to be deported back after their request for emergency douche visas was Denied by the Department of No Douche Immigration.

And thanks for winning all the medals.
 
I agree with knowledgeable canuk Anon. Armani Exchange was going to stage a coup before Don Ed Hardy got there, but their elite commando unit, the White Belts, could not find Vancouver. They thought maybe it was "upstate" or maybe somewhere along the Jersey Turnpike, and have not been seen since.
 
It looks even dumber when white guys grillz up day teefs.

She is all kinds of nummy. Possibly underage, but my inner 17 year old has a raging erection.
 
No Rockstar exemption. This guy would be poo even if he was a barista in Detroit.

And that disembodied hand with the cigarette is creeping me out.
 
Being the lead singer of a shitty band that makes shitty music does not earn you the Rockstar Exemption Rule, just ask Brett Michaels. This guy is a tool in addition to being a huge douchebag.
 
Motoyoshi said, “I thought the man was pretending as a monster, but he was just out of vodka.”
 
She can get her virgin bush trimmed with the grillz he's wearing...On second thought, that could be dangerous.
 
Caption this pic.....



Blonde hott: "This fucking douchebag actually thinks he has a shot in hell with me. Yeah, this guy! Tee hee!"
 
Wheezer, for my own sanity's sake I pray that your caption is correct. Otherwise it's gonna take another trip to the likker store to get past seeing her with him.
 
I'd pet her pelt.
 
For the first time I want to punch the HC as much as I want to punch the DB.

AV
 
I'd fist her clam.
 
Helen waited patiently in the shadows, a pair of boltcutters at the ready. Grillzilla had sharpened his gompers on her cross-hatched rhaspy snapper for far too long to think he could just toss her aside for another blonde chrome scrubber.
 
We need elminate the rock star leniency rule. If you have to dress up like an asshat to have your music be enjoyed then your music blows alpaca balls. She is lovely but the fact she is cuddling up to this schmeg monster because he plays in some shitty band no one will remember in ten years just sickens me. This whole thing sickens. That's it. Barkeep! Jameson's. Leave the bottle.
 
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"Is it 'cause I's Black?"
 
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What an ass clown!!
 
Butt stain is not even fly for a white guy.
 
I love the fact that the hott, Shelly the Supermodel Seventeen Year Old (that's her stage name), is blantantly mocking this pud to his face.

In fact.

I am IN love.
 
When news of Grillzilla's womanizing reached Japan, Mrs. G was, to say the very least, not amused.
 
Poor Todd, everyone always poked fun at his headgear; it's not the poor guys fault that his crooked teeth are the result of years of inbreeding and his dentist is a sadistic fuck.

Show some god damn compassion you jerks.
 
i'm almost speechless.rarely have i seen such a contrast between perfect blonde and "bear grillis".
 
She's saying: "Only one of his teeth is real."
 
She's saying: "I wish this finger were a 9mm. At this distance, it's enough."
 
What she's probably really saying: "I hope he's, like the ONE!"

(sighs)
 
I was able to verify that that guy is in Avenged Sevenfold, by comparing his tattoos to pictures of members of Avenged Sevenfold.
 
The rock star leniency rule only applies to musicians/bands that don't suck, right?
 
I would say it only applies to bands that more than three people have heard of.
 
So is he the one who whines like a bitch or the guy who sounds like he's gargling razor blades?

I don't keep up with the buttrock scene.
 
"Billy, you been fellatin' mailboxes again?"
 
Now if she could only get him to touch the 9V battery to the aluminum foil...
 
This, my friends, is why we have assembled here. In my time as reader and lurker of these pages, nary have I seen such a testament to the idea of hot chick with douche bag. She is purity incarnate, a delicate flower, a bit of girl next door honey mauled by that....thing. A putrid creature so foul, so rank, it rises from the depths to torment with bling and gnashing of teeth. My friends, this is what we must face, fear not for the mock is strong with us. Faith will keep you in the fight against such evil. The path will be tough and frought with much agony. But the hottie boobie suckle thigh is worth it.
 
Amen.
 
back in my day, we wanted to get our braces off as soon as possible.
 
Why would anyone with an ear insert like this want to bother removing braces? It's a perverse form of armor, although I am not sure what they are arming themselves against. Gorgeous hotts? Peroxide pixies? Perfect pearly-whites? She maximizes his dirty grays.

I don't often see a choadie wearing both a Rosetta stone shirt AND arm-tatts. It's like the run-on sentence of douchery. At least he had the sense to play down the hat.

She can come down to play at my place any time.
 
This is what its all about. Absolutely perfect 'bag pudworm sphincternipple essence paired [peared?] with sublime top-shelf hottie. And by perfect I mean nasty as hot seafood dumpster goo. How I long to wring this sight from my brain like a smegma loogie.
 
Hey mom,

Pictured here is the new Suckabot 3000. I'm planning on giving it to my boy Stackhouse. He's gonna get swole.


Signed,
Krissy<3


 
As baggler noted, this is what this sit ewas built for.

This fucker is weekly bound if not a shoo-in to win.

His grillz make my guts sing Dixie.
 
It's good to see that 'Bag Bats Maru is still working.
 
Blondie: "Oh, I just loved you in Moonraker!"
Jaws: GGGGRRRRRR!!!

Just got some pepcid for my dog. Hope it works.

Got some viagra for my rabbit. Not that it's gonna need any, since that psycho chick will be by any minute to boil it.
 
I saw this couple in Wal-Mart just the other day.

In the non-produce section.
 
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i'm given the impression that culture poo from the past dies quietly most of the time and only sometimes refuses to do so.

man, what a letdown.

well, one can always hope. that is what bag hunting is for.
 
I wasn't saying that he doesn't look like an utter douchebag. I mean the guy is wearing fucking grills. I was saying that DB1 said that rock stars, pro wrestlers and the like are exempt. Since the guy is in a band that is fairly well known (like them or not), he should be exempt for that reason alone.
 
you're missing the point Keir:

The band has to rock, and the douchery has to be part of the performance.

If they're Kiss, we don't mock them for the posing and the makeup.

If they blow, like A7F, then there is no exemption for douchery and considering that they think they are a metal band, someone should kick this guy squarely in the nuts for going the gangsta grillz route.

wannabe metal band puds like this make Dio roll over in the coffin he sleeps in.
 
Mistaken identity, guys; this dude's from Avenged Seven Holes.

Understandable mistake though.
 
Whether you think a rockstar is exempt or not depends on if you like the band. Case in point: I like A7X but to be honest the band does dress like Good Charlotte, who i hate.

So yeah, no exemption. Either they make it work or they don't. But M. Shadows does a better job than the rest of A7X, who look like a lineup of prepubescent emo assmonkeys.
 
When you all start a band from the ground,write all the music, produce most of it yourself, get free clothing from affliction, and make millions then you can talk. But i really doubt M. shadows cares if you or anyone calls him a douch bag. He will just laugh while enjoying his life while you all work 40 hour weeks and your only joy is putting him down. I would say your all the douch bags.
 
I own his record company, so piss off, little jealous anon. His ass works for me.
 
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This fucktard may thing we're the douches, but he would be everso wrong about that. Wealth and fame do not cancel douche, they just make you arrogant enough to flaunt one's scrotessence in front of lots of people.
 
This fucktard may thing we're the douches, but he would be everso wrong about that. Wealth and fame do not cancel douche, they just make you arrogant enough to flaunt one's scrotessence in front of lots of people.
 
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