He's having fun with the boobie candy, let him pass........
 

Dog tag and hat tilt....maybe.

Dog tag, hat tilt, AND rosary? Auto-douche.
 

At least he's smiling in the presence of hott.

Barely legal? I barely care - look at them! Schproinnnnnggggg!

Especially green(?) boobies on the left. Whoa!
 

Gerry's the DJ a t a quincinera celebration... later he will reap(sp?) the benefits
 

Douche...the pose, the hat, the beads, dog tags and the V-neck push the scales lower on the douche side. Like Bear Grylls says it only takes 5 little things to add up to a major disaster, and to paraphrase, 5 minor douche traits to add up to a major douche.

Stop being so god damned charitable.
 

Left to Right:


Statue of Liberty, Sun-burned Bleeth, Venus Di Milo, Statue of Puberty.



and Jerry Mathers, as the Beaver.
 

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm feeling like I might just brutally eject, via my feeble esophagus, the left over pizza and 5 Lagunitas IPA's I've ingested over the last couple of hours just looking at this swirly, southern hemispherical toilet drain of a picture.

I dunno...looks like the "Friends of Spastic Colons" float for Mardi Gras 2010.

Back to my Sloe Gin and Mountain Dew...and USA vs Canada hockey.
S
 

Wait a minute, damn it. I once made Medusa a dress out of various bits of fabric I found in the dumpster outside a sweatshop. I gave it to her for her birthday. Right girl has one that looks just like it.

Medusa, damn it! Did you give that dress to the Salvation of Barely Legal Armies? I told you I'd make it into a glory hole doily if you didn't want to wear it!
 

Oh, and definitely a douche. If i were him, I'd be facing the other way. And my head woudn't be visible because it wold up the skirt/dress/large shirt of green hott.
 

@ Mr. White
Erm....I didn't want to hurt your feelings. But I found it to be a tad restrictive, and once while my bosoms were particularly a-heavin', I ripped the bodice open. you can see that Sticks McLanky here can wear it much more comfortably. I want the doily to be made of my own blood-soaked panties.






....too much?
 

I love wallpaper that looks like blown-up glory hole doilies with Scottish or Canadian thistle mimicking cock.

And colorful titty-wampus atwitter. Who's even looking at him?
 

I'm with Scrotecles. This pic is giving me vertigo. It's like Charles Rennie Mackintosh and Peter Max played White Rabbit over an oil spill.



...also too much?
 

The hand gestures complete the sure indicators that this a baby douchebag on the way to full-blown 'baghood.
 

Is that former teen heartthrob JTT?
 

ate a stick of butter
 

double post on a Sunday? real relaxing.
 

University of California researchers have developed a health food drink made from whale penis skin that rejuvenates aging rats.
 

What is going on with the gal on the left's right knee?
 

so anyway, kids will be kids eh?

as in, kids will be douchebags and bleeths.

and yes, the only reason i slapped the bleeth verdict on this A team of suckle thighs is because i know that if i was 10 year younger, none of them would give me the time of day.

i am that selfish.
 

This fella gets a nottadouche from me. Headed that way, but definitely able to be rescued. Pretty freekin high hott factor here. Nice cleavage in stripes and what appears to be a stunning rack on left hott, who sadly chose a loose-fitting outfit this particular evening. That hurts me.
 

Stage 1 Bag he may be, but Stage 1 is still douchey.
 

American Apparel Photoshoot Fluffers REPRESENT!!!
 

The New Jersey Curling Team misses their ice time as the DJ would not stop spinning Lil Wayne cd's at the Vancouver Chuck du Fromage
 

Raise your hands if you have Gonorrhea!
 

He is hands down the most handsome turd that I have ever seen.

Somebody give the guy a medal; poo never looked so good.

Hey, I'll give credit where it's due.

And those four barely legals are due for a vigorous round of labia tickling. I will gladly demonstrate the rules and tactics of this timeless game to these upstanding young women.
 

Homegirl in the flesh cuddling neon blue dress is displaying the absolute worst case of bleeth snark face, also know to religious theorists as femarmlips*, I have seen in many moons.

Maybe even ever.

If I were dropped into this teen bundle of predouches she would be the first one to a receive a right cross to the skull. It's for her own good, call it a prememptive strike, it's the ony way to effectively separate her from the bleeth pull...

...But I'd probably still hump her leg even if she was unconscious from the sucker punch...

...Hey, I can be a low man. Sorry. Rita still has much barely legal suckableness.





*Femarmlips - (n) Female lips that are contorted in such a manner that they mirror the same lip positioning as sneery faced douchebags when having their picture taken. (other forms: Femarmlippery, Femarmlipperiness, Femarmlippitude)
 

It was always Party Time in Versace's colon.
 

Douche. Although he's genuinely happy, he's got the hat tilt, goofy hand gestures, and unearned dog tags. I can just hear him saying "Bra! Broheim! Brohimsky, dude!" now.

Douche.
 

Good on yer, Gerry!
 

He gets a pass. The hotts get detention in my basement.
 

Dimples is a fag. Gerry is a fag. Brohawk hasn't figured out that he's a fag. Grillz is the real and only douche here.

Grillz FTW
 

Wallpaper by Xenu.
 

He's douche. Just a Stage 1 taintstain, but bag nonetheless.

As for the barely legals, just leave me alone with my dirty old man impure thoughts on that one, k?

Say, on a completely unrelated note, anybody got any spare tissues?...
 

"bordering on nottadouche"???? I think i might have to stop visiting here. Look at that clown. Yeah, at first you might think, "eh, just a pretty boy Id sorta like to backhand", a species different than douche, to be sure, but then you start your list. Farrah Fawcett hair, shaved chest, hat tilt, designer jeans, fonzi "ehhhhh" look, dog tag, all tied together with some gang signs?? not even close. wtf.
 

Since when was Menudo reforming?
 

What's with the phallic wallpaper?

This is what Pickford was doing while everybody else was partying at the moontower.
 

wow he's hot.. he looks to playful for douchebaggery. mmm yum yum give me some. where is this gerry and where can i try him on?