Thursday, February 18, 2010
Federico Fellini's "La Douche Vida"
Those early 1970s surreal Italian films just got weirder and weirder.
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The "Dynamite 5" is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline except instead of a condom you use a latex surgical glove.
# posted by 
: 2:33 PM
: 2:33 PM
A true Spooghetti Western if ever there was one. When the ladies are going down on each other the "nom nom slorp slurp" is just the smallest bit off sync from the action.
And the two on the left are black...right? I mean, usually you can tell, and not that it matters or anything, but I just...I dunno.
And the two on the left are black...right? I mean, usually you can tell, and not that it matters or anything, but I just...I dunno.
# posted by : 2:37 PM
: 2:37 PM
This is a spot on call!
"OK, so who crossed Shelley Long with Tyra Banks to develop red-scarfed cowgirl hott?" - Wheezer
"OK, so who crossed Shelley Long with Tyra Banks to develop red-scarfed cowgirl hott?" - Wheezer
# posted by : 2:44 PM
: 2:44 PM
i don't get it, even the black girls look orange.
if he was called terry, that would make them 'terry's chocolate orange'...
hahah...you have to be british to get the btw (and then it's still a shit joke).
if he was called terry, that would make them 'terry's chocolate orange'...
hahah...you have to be british to get the btw (and then it's still a shit joke).
Irony is when an Indian Princess dresses up as an Indian Princess in order to play the role of
"Mohotten" in "La Belle Sausage".
"Mohotten" in "La Belle Sausage".
# posted by : 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
Ok, what I see hear is that group, you know the one that plays down at the bowling alley on Friday nights. As such, I must give them a performance pass.
I am the Walkin' Douche
I can pee all the butts
Twist your minds with queer
I'm the man with powder
Among The Douching
Follow me or douche
I can pee all the butts
Twist your minds with queer
I'm the man with powder
Among The Douching
Follow me or douche
Thanks to the generosity of the Vegas Chapter of "Locks of Love", Glenn was soon able to replenish the back hair he lost to radioactive sperm splashes from his days as a Chernobyl hustling twink.
@ End the Hab 2:33
A "Dynamite 5" is nothing like an Alaskan Pipeline, nor a Cleveland Steamer. I believe it's where you accept a fisting from a habanero-fingered hand while pissing into a lamp socket.
A "Dynamite 5" is nothing like an Alaskan Pipeline, nor a Cleveland Steamer. I believe it's where you accept a fisting from a habanero-fingered hand while pissing into a lamp socket.
Or, you get five Budweiser tall-boys pushed in your butt while you shotgun the sixth can. Maybe that's it.
Or, it's the act of lying flat on the ground while five midgets simultaneously crap on your chest while you sing Men At Work's, "You Can Dance If You Want To."
# posted by : 3:47 PM
: 3:47 PM
With so much internet porn, what the hell am I doing here?
Whoa, trip out, I sound just like Radio Head.
Fuck, I'm such a loser.
Whoa, trip out, I sound just like Radio Head.
Fuck, I'm such a loser.
# posted by : 3:51 PM
: 3:51 PM
The girls were on hand to greet Billy as he emerged from the alpaca's ass with his hat intact.
# posted by : 3:52 PM
: 3:52 PM
Before I saw this guy I thought the Dynamite 5 was when a chick was DP'ed, had a cockk in her mouth and one in each hand.
But it has to be gay if this guy is advocating for it.
But it has to be gay if this guy is advocating for it.
# posted by : 4:00 PM
: 4:00 PM
I've often heard the term "dregs of humanity" and thought it was meaningless hyperbole. I mean, really, what are the dregs of humanity? Well, dear reader, now I know. The Dynamite 5 are the dregs of humanity. I would still do the strange gaucho-girl second from the left doggie style to the beat of Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up on continuous loop for 17 hours. It's not like I have standards or anything.
# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
I'm just glad that crucial head gave us a commenting break today. Bitch's act was getting tired.
# posted by : 4:09 PM
: 4:09 PM
If there was ever a look that said "I will rape you. Anally." It's on Dr. Dynamite's face front and center. What do you get when you cross a gay porn star with a neanderthal and throw in some special Olympian? You guessed it.
# posted by : 4:14 PM
: 4:14 PM
@SSS 3:47 PM
"We Can Dance If We Want To" is by Men Without Hats. Men At Work did "We Come From the Land Down Under."
"We Can Dance If We Want To" is by Men Without Hats. Men At Work did "We Come From the Land Down Under."
# posted by : 4:34 PM
: 4:34 PM
@ D Sock 3:33
Actually I think that's an Amish Heater
When you accept a fisting from a habanero-fingered hand while pissing into a lamp socket is a "Left-handed Doflinky"
A "Dynamite 5" is the Mid-West's gay version of a Mexican Door Knob
Actually I think that's an Amish Heater
When you accept a fisting from a habanero-fingered hand while pissing into a lamp socket is a "Left-handed Doflinky"
A "Dynamite 5" is the Mid-West's gay version of a Mexican Door Knob
"Dynamite 5" is a Chilean suppository manufactured for the treatment of all 5 common Patagonian protozoan and helminthic lower intestine and colon parasites.
Side effects may include:
*unwanted hair growth on shoulders,
*a desire to dress like a 16 year old going to her first slutty Halloween party where beer will be served,
*lazy eye,
*flutter mucus,
*genital narcolepsy,
*scrotal palpitations,
*painful rectal itch
Dynamite 5 is safe and effective and may also used on lemurs, muskoxen and lantern fish.
S
Side effects may include:
*unwanted hair growth on shoulders,
*a desire to dress like a 16 year old going to her first slutty Halloween party where beer will be served,
*lazy eye,
*flutter mucus,
*genital narcolepsy,
*scrotal palpitations,
*painful rectal itch
Dynamite 5 is safe and effective and may also used on lemurs, muskoxen and lantern fish.
S
The blonde--with whose wry, sexy bitchiness I have just fallen in lust, by the way--should take that sixgun on her hip and do the only honorable thing.
This is pretty disturbing, in a disturbing way. I mean - the Orange! How can people look in the mirror after they've been covered in this butterscotchy glaze and decide it is the skin tone they were going for? And I'd like to see how red scarf hott's laquer tastes. The blonde has a nice Cherrie Currie Runaways come hither glance. And by nice I mean really slutty. Which is OK.
# posted by : 6:22 PM
: 6:22 PM
@ Doucheous Rufus 4:34
I appreciate the correction, you are learned scholar, as punishment for my mistake, I will use habeñero sauce for lube when I masterbate tonight.
I appreciate the correction, you are learned scholar, as punishment for my mistake, I will use habeñero sauce for lube when I masterbate tonight.
# posted by : 6:23 PM
: 6:23 PM
Yes
Yes
FLUSH IT... FLUSH IT NOW!!!
Yes
Hell yesss!!
In fact Ms. On The Right there with all that shoulder showing (mmmm, shouldery), come back to my room, her half-smile shows the fact she'd rather be somewhere else anyways.
Yes
FLUSH IT... FLUSH IT NOW!!!
Yes
Hell yesss!!
In fact Ms. On The Right there with all that shoulder showing (mmmm, shouldery), come back to my room, her half-smile shows the fact she'd rather be somewhere else anyways.
anon 4:09
That's fair. And again, our apologies that you're forced to be here and read every single post against your free will.
Go die in an astounding death agony rocking to and fro whilst wailing in unimaginable pain in a tire fire,
DarkSock
That's fair. And again, our apologies that you're forced to be here and read every single post against your free will.
Go die in an astounding death agony rocking to and fro whilst wailing in unimaginable pain in a tire fire,
DarkSock
This is the first Guggenheim Candidate of the Year. This is one fucked up shit that makes NO sense whatsoever. Other than a superficial analysis of "skanks hanging out with an idiot", I don't know how to read this. This is fucked up.
# posted by : 7:01 PM
: 7:01 PM
^ More like bad salmon and embalming fluid.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
# posted by : 7:50 PM
: 7:50 PM
@Anon 4:09pm,
Please, for the love of Lämp, pass on the tail-end of the following thread. It will save you an agonizing and drawn-out death by tire fi... on second thought, please read those posts.
Please, for the love of Lämp, pass on the tail-end of the following thread. It will save you an agonizing and drawn-out death by tire fi... on second thought, please read those posts.
Rge 21st century reincarnation of Buffalo Bill and His Wild West Show meets up with Desperate Housewives.
Chris in 'Baghdad said...
The Village People without Gaybags??
Look again. You missed it.
Holy crap. If there was ever an abuse of Photoshop, this is it. I bet this is the untouched version.
The Village People without Gaybags??
Look again. You missed it.
Holy crap. If there was ever an abuse of Photoshop, this is it. I bet this is the untouched version.
it's a marketable form of "art*" as long as it's indecipherable.
*for some meaninglessly vague definition(s) of "art"
*for some meaninglessly vague definition(s) of "art"
i think we could be missing the message here.
"dynamite 5" is not the name of the group of people...it's a plea for a mercy killing.
"dynamite 5" is not the name of the group of people...it's a plea for a mercy killing.
I can't believe I have to post on here as anon to illicit a positive reactionary comment from another regular.
I'm such a loser.
I'm such a loser.
# posted by : 5:34 AM
: 5:34 AM
This reminds me of those vintage photographs that pop up on Antiques Roadshow from time to time. They colour has faded to a uniform yellow-brown colour, but sometimes there's a patch which has turned all white after exposure to a light or something.
# posted by : 6:29 AM
: 6:29 AM
Christ, you can smell the Axe and stupidity right through the monitor! And is he trying to make people's heads explode with his mind or what?
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