Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Dimitri the Lover Tries to Cash In
Using the "ironic," or self-aware strategy employed by such narcissistic doucheclowns as Kadebag and Stackhouse, last year's legendary douchemail leaver, Dimitri, attempts to cash in on his webfame.
This is why ironic-douchery remains authentic taint. It's simply a new stratagem by the 'bags to get around the mock.
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@Wedgie
Good call on the Dimitri name. I travel in Eastern Europe often. I have yet to disprove your theory.
On a similiar name based theory, all Neds are assholes.
Good call on the Dimitri name. I travel in Eastern Europe often. I have yet to disprove your theory.
On a similiar name based theory, all Neds are assholes.
EC@ 1:44
You are correct as my Lawyer and Accountant are both named Ned.
They are also brothers.
Strange.
You are correct as my Lawyer and Accountant are both named Ned.
They are also brothers.
Strange.
# posted by 
: 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
This guy stole my act from when I was in college ! It works, believe me.
Can we broker a hookup with Dimitri and writergal ? That would be epic. Fuccen epic.
Can we broker a hookup with Dimitri and writergal ? That would be epic. Fuccen epic.
It still amazes me that these people actually exist. They aren't players or pimps, they are simply willing to play the numbers game in the same way that a telemarketer does.
If the success rate for cold calling people to subscribe to a magazine is 10%, then the more people you call, the more subscriptions you will get almost regardless of your talent. If you call twenty people, you'll only sign up two. If you invest twelve hours a day and call four hundred people, you'll end up with forty subscriptions and thus a higher commission.
Same concept applies to these douche clowns. Actual looks and "suaveness" doesn't matter; hit on enough women and eventually a few of them will respond. And out of those that do respond, a certain percentage will have sex with them. It's that simple. There's plenty of women, from average to smokin' hott, with little or no self esteem, that will sleep with a dude just because he "makes them feel pretty."
The only difference is, that these self absorbed ass clowns are so egotistical that instead of realizing that their "success" with women is based solely on statistics, they delude themselves into believing the accomplished goal is attributed to their looks and "playerness." This misconception leads them to further believe in their pimp prowess and partake in the process even more devotedly, thus further validating their belief and continuing the cycle.
On the other hand, normal people, sane people, don't just hit on random women hoping to score. They try to find women they like, although they no doubt do want to score (hell, who doesn't?), to establish a meaningful relationship (which will include sex at some point). The goal isn't ONLY to get laid, although it is always one of the motivators. Thus, your normal, everyday dude, could be just as big of "pimp" as these choad nuggets but having actual jobs, priorities, and ethics prevent them from pursuing poonanny with such reckless abandon.
If the success rate for cold calling people to subscribe to a magazine is 10%, then the more people you call, the more subscriptions you will get almost regardless of your talent. If you call twenty people, you'll only sign up two. If you invest twelve hours a day and call four hundred people, you'll end up with forty subscriptions and thus a higher commission.
Same concept applies to these douche clowns. Actual looks and "suaveness" doesn't matter; hit on enough women and eventually a few of them will respond. And out of those that do respond, a certain percentage will have sex with them. It's that simple. There's plenty of women, from average to smokin' hott, with little or no self esteem, that will sleep with a dude just because he "makes them feel pretty."
The only difference is, that these self absorbed ass clowns are so egotistical that instead of realizing that their "success" with women is based solely on statistics, they delude themselves into believing the accomplished goal is attributed to their looks and "playerness." This misconception leads them to further believe in their pimp prowess and partake in the process even more devotedly, thus further validating their belief and continuing the cycle.
On the other hand, normal people, sane people, don't just hit on random women hoping to score. They try to find women they like, although they no doubt do want to score (hell, who doesn't?), to establish a meaningful relationship (which will include sex at some point). The goal isn't ONLY to get laid, although it is always one of the motivators. Thus, your normal, everyday dude, could be just as big of "pimp" as these choad nuggets but having actual jobs, priorities, and ethics prevent them from pursuing poonanny with such reckless abandon.
# posted by : 2:05 PM
: 2:05 PM
@SSS: Well said. Unfortunately the same odds apply to the 'normal' guys trying to find nice girls they'd have a meaningful relationship with.
70% of all women you meet in your life will not be interested in a relationship at the time you meet them.
97+% of all women you meet in your life will not be a good relationship match for you.
But I hear you completely on the douche clowns' random and quality-blind 'selection' criteria.
Does a 'win' really count as a win if it's some Contempo Casuals-wearing club-rat hobaguette jumpoff?
70% of all women you meet in your life will not be interested in a relationship at the time you meet them.
97+% of all women you meet in your life will not be a good relationship match for you.
But I hear you completely on the douche clowns' random and quality-blind 'selection' criteria.
Does a 'win' really count as a win if it's some Contempo Casuals-wearing club-rat hobaguette jumpoff?
# posted by : 2:12 PM
: 2:12 PM
If this asshole really is a doctor I'll bet he's a proctologist (pun intended).
# posted by : 2:14 PM
: 2:14 PM
Christ, he's either Canadian, or in Canada (CTV is a Canadian tv station, based out of Toronto; he also mentioned some Toronto-area things).
And now people will more harshly judge Canadians because of this doucheclown. I don't like it.
And now people will more harshly judge Canadians because of this doucheclown. I don't like it.
Celebrity Hot Chick with Douchebag : Lu Parker and Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa
First he was banging a spanish language reporter while he was still married.
Then he opted for former Miss America Parker:
CLICK
She's an on again off again local reporter and anchorwoman for KTLA Ch 5, new home of my biggest crush, Vera Jimenez.
Lu Parker model shoot .. ..... Aiy chee wowwa , she is hot
First he was banging a spanish language reporter while he was still married.
Then he opted for former Miss America Parker:
CLICK
She's an on again off again local reporter and anchorwoman for KTLA Ch 5, new home of my biggest crush, Vera Jimenez.
Lu Parker model shoot .. ..... Aiy chee wowwa , she is hot
@ Mars Vulva
Agree completely. That's why the "normal" dude will have slept with at least 50% less women than the "douche pimp" over the course of their lives.
The normal dude will be more selective about the women he approaches, but will still experience roughly the same rejection rate as the douche, because that's just how the world and the nature of relationships work.
My simple point is that Dimitri, Kade, Stackhouse, HJDABB, and others like then aren't real "playas." They simply hit on a higher volume of women and thus crush a proportionately higher amount of tail. Their ratio of attempts to successes is not greater than the average dude who attempts less times and therefore fucks less women. Proving they aren't pimps. They are thoughtless penis machines.
Agree completely. That's why the "normal" dude will have slept with at least 50% less women than the "douche pimp" over the course of their lives.
The normal dude will be more selective about the women he approaches, but will still experience roughly the same rejection rate as the douche, because that's just how the world and the nature of relationships work.
My simple point is that Dimitri, Kade, Stackhouse, HJDABB, and others like then aren't real "playas." They simply hit on a higher volume of women and thus crush a proportionately higher amount of tail. Their ratio of attempts to successes is not greater than the average dude who attempts less times and therefore fucks less women. Proving they aren't pimps. They are thoughtless penis machines.
# posted by : 2:24 PM
: 2:24 PM
"Society is gonna hafta cope with what they created." Seriously? What if the way society copes with him is by taking one from the Revolutionary playbook and tarring and feathering Senor Asshat there before riding him out of town on a rail?
I mean, that's coping. Right?
I mean, that's coping. Right?
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
@Vin D,
Ditto on Antonio. Not to get all DarkSock up in this mug, but I met the mayor at a function recently and his skin tone alone qualified him as douche. No self respecting, healthy Hispanic should give off that much orange hue.
Furthermore, ditto² on Vera Jimenez. She gets my lil’ bighorn revved up every evening.
Ditto on Antonio. Not to get all DarkSock up in this mug, but I met the mayor at a function recently and his skin tone alone qualified him as douche. No self respecting, healthy Hispanic should give off that much orange hue.
Furthermore, ditto² on Vera Jimenez. She gets my lil’ bighorn revved up every evening.
Everyone seems to have fallen for it. This guy isn't real, he's the latest Sasha Baron Cohen character. It all makes sense Borat, Bruno, Dimitiri, Sergi, Tiger.
Of course he's in Toronto, asshole of this great country. Almost everyune in Toronto is like this guy, except Chris Bosh. Tie Domi could be this guy's brother.
French for Shower.
Vancouver resident and Toronto hatter.
Of course he's in Toronto, asshole of this great country. Almost everyune in Toronto is like this guy, except Chris Bosh. Tie Domi could be this guy's brother.
French for Shower.
Vancouver resident and Toronto hatter.
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
Hey fuck you guys. I fist pump more pussy than you guys so there.
In fact, I fist pump assholes too.
In fact, I fist pump assholes too.
# posted by : 3:01 PM
: 3:01 PM
@SSS
Sad to say, I think looks and attitude do play into the success ratio. You put any of these douchebag rat dicks on one corner and my overweight, D&D champion best friend on the other and, unfortunately, Dimitri is more often than not going to score a higher percentage simply because I...my friend is going to score below the average.
Put my katana wielding, spits-when-he talks friend in a disco opposite Dimitri and the odds get even worse because the bleeth are focused squarely on swellery and bagitude.
Not to say my friend hasn't scored. But using the magazine subscription example, he'll make the 20 calls, but many of those calls won't even get past the "Hi may I speak to...hello? Hello?"
Sad to say, I think looks and attitude do play into the success ratio. You put any of these douchebag rat dicks on one corner and my overweight, D&D champion best friend on the other and, unfortunately, Dimitri is more often than not going to score a higher percentage simply because I...my friend is going to score below the average.
Put my katana wielding, spits-when-he talks friend in a disco opposite Dimitri and the odds get even worse because the bleeth are focused squarely on swellery and bagitude.
Not to say my friend hasn't scored. But using the magazine subscription example, he'll make the 20 calls, but many of those calls won't even get past the "Hi may I speak to...hello? Hello?"
# posted by : 3:05 PM
: 3:05 PM
@French for Shower;
So how's the Olympics for you? My company HQ is in Richmond, BC. So far not too big of an intrusion, and nobody's had their tickets canceled.
So how's the Olympics for you? My company HQ is in Richmond, BC. So far not too big of an intrusion, and nobody's had their tickets canceled.
# posted by : 3:07 PM
: 3:07 PM
Hey Dimitri. How do they seperate the men from the boys in Greece?
French for Shower.
With a crowbar.
French for Shower.
With a crowbar.
# posted by : 3:08 PM
: 3:08 PM
Scrotato Head. The Olympics are pretty cool for me. I live in Coquitlam and downtown is pretty accesible right now there is no traffic and tons of parking. Yesterday there was an unreal number of Bags downtown to mock.
Nobody quite of the level of Dimitri though. He is from a country where they used to pay the men to have sex with the ladies.
French for Shower.
Nobody quite of the level of Dimitri though. He is from a country where they used to pay the men to have sex with the ladies.
French for Shower.
# posted by : 3:15 PM
: 3:15 PM
@ Mr. Scrotato
Agreed. But with some practice and well calculated preening, I'm sure "your friend" could mirror Dimitri's ratio fairly closely. Dimitri invent his "game;" he developed his approach by watching others who used that strategy and scored chicks. He then thought to himself, "Hey, I like scoring chicks, I'm moderately intellegent, and I'm in no way physically disformed; I'll just use that same model to crush puss too!"
"Your friend" is using a different set of tactics and qualifiers to approach women and will thus have similar results, just with a different phenotype of hott.
Obviously the newly hired telemarketer is going to have a lower success rate than the seasoned ones. But after a couple months of practice, their numbers will all be similar. Same wit pimpin'.
Agreed. But with some practice and well calculated preening, I'm sure "your friend" could mirror Dimitri's ratio fairly closely. Dimitri invent his "game;" he developed his approach by watching others who used that strategy and scored chicks. He then thought to himself, "Hey, I like scoring chicks, I'm moderately intellegent, and I'm in no way physically disformed; I'll just use that same model to crush puss too!"
"Your friend" is using a different set of tactics and qualifiers to approach women and will thus have similar results, just with a different phenotype of hott.
Obviously the newly hired telemarketer is going to have a lower success rate than the seasoned ones. But after a couple months of practice, their numbers will all be similar. Same wit pimpin'.
# posted by : 3:18 PM
: 3:18 PM
Now I remember why I moved my daughters to the suburbs and developed a fatty liver. Toronto is full of fucking doucheface Meditteranean guidos like this Greek realman-boy love member.
Apologies from Ontario.
Apologies from Ontario.
# posted by : 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
@French for Shower
You need to grab some photos. With that many douchebags and hotts in one place someone's got to be willing to pose.
You need to grab some photos. With that many douchebags and hotts in one place someone's got to be willing to pose.
# posted by : 3:28 PM
: 3:28 PM
@SSS
[Returns katana to custom carved maple cradle with gold foil applique dragon artwork. Bows deeply.]
So there's hope?
[Returns katana to custom carved maple cradle with gold foil applique dragon artwork. Bows deeply.]
So there's hope?
# posted by : 3:33 PM
: 3:33 PM
That voicemail is from somewhere else. When I first heard it, I knew it was not this tool. It was actually left by some neurotic douchebag who sucks at picking up women. It was not this guy, I believe it was on a TV show.
# posted by : 3:38 PM
: 3:38 PM
@ Mr. Scrotato
Yes, there is still hope for you to catch gonorrhea.
Just takes some practice and luck.
Yes, there is still hope for you to catch gonorrhea.
Just takes some practice and luck.
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
I happen to know who Dimitri is, and actually met the prick once. He's a misogynistic fuckwit from hell. He's had all kinds of legal shit thrown at him, and he's a well known SF Area douche from WAY before we called them douchebags. We just called him "Scumbag" or "Asshat"or "fuckwit" or "Asshole".
He really is one of the most contemptible jerks on the planet. This guy practically invented the pathology known as Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
He really is one of the most contemptible jerks on the planet. This guy practically invented the pathology known as Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
# posted by : 7:04 PM
: 7:04 PM
I would cash my retirement to get to fight this retard on a streetcorner and shave his herp simplex ass bald
# posted by : 10:44 PM
: 10:44 PM
Excellent thread, lads and ladettes, if any are present.
Per the Dmitry vs D&D Nerd construct: SSS is correct; pitting the two men against the same crowd of women (club bleeths, for example) is going to yield a clear win for Dmitribag. However, set D&D nerd loose in a goth club or RenFair or ComicCon. There he would have an abundance of fat chicks in corsets, weird nerd girls, cutters and actual cute girls who happen to like nerd boys. Have him play the same strategy and he will be the subscription seller that our favorite "playas" think they are.
Per the Dmitry vs D&D Nerd construct: SSS is correct; pitting the two men against the same crowd of women (club bleeths, for example) is going to yield a clear win for Dmitribag. However, set D&D nerd loose in a goth club or RenFair or ComicCon. There he would have an abundance of fat chicks in corsets, weird nerd girls, cutters and actual cute girls who happen to like nerd boys. Have him play the same strategy and he will be the subscription seller that our favorite "playas" think they are.
@ TMV 2:12
"Contempo Casuals". I just about peed in the bed here.
For those of you in Toronto who don't get it, see Le Chateau.
"Contempo Casuals". I just about peed in the bed here.
For those of you in Toronto who don't get it, see Le Chateau.
Man, what an asshole.
Still, there's hope. On his website (which, by the way, makes Arthur Kade's look like Friedrich Nietzsche's) he says that it's impossible for a man to catch HIV through heterosexual contact with a woman, so he doesn't practice safer sex.
Let's just hope he wins the "lottery" one of these days...
Still, there's hope. On his website (which, by the way, makes Arthur Kade's look like Friedrich Nietzsche's) he says that it's impossible for a man to catch HIV through heterosexual contact with a woman, so he doesn't practice safer sex.
Let's just hope he wins the "lottery" one of these days...
# posted by : 12:50 AM
: 12:50 AM
Oh, and by the way, I don't think it's only the statistics that make guys like Dimitri successful with women. Those so-called "pickup artists" do have a far higher success rate than the average guy. Being able to get girls to bed is basically a skill they have practiced and, to a degree, mastered. These guys have just learned how to present themselves in a way that a lot of women find attractive. And by women, I don't just mean bleethed-out club trash.
The depressing thing about these people is that they're completely unable to connect with another person on an emotional level beyond sex. Robots that try to give meaning to their empty lives by screwing anything that moves? Sad, really.
The depressing thing about these people is that they're completely unable to connect with another person on an emotional level beyond sex. Robots that try to give meaning to their empty lives by screwing anything that moves? Sad, really.
# posted by : 1:15 AM
: 1:15 AM
Do a little research on this guy, and you'll find that it's all hype to promote the movie. One indicator, is that there USED to be a Dimitri the Lover and James N. Sears Wikipedia entries, but they are no longer there due to a complete lack of verifiable sources.
The more you dig, the less you will find. Everything out there is complete hearsay, including the existence of Dimitri's Toronto Real Men community. It's basically all a satire of so-called pick up artist gurus, utilizing viral videos and gorilla marketing.
Once fact still remains: James Sears is a real person who used to be a psychologist that had his license to practice revoked for (unsuccessfully) hitting on female patients. That didn't stop him from calling himself a doctor however.
The guy is obviously a con artist, not a pick up artist. Dimitri is just another one of his money making scams.
The more you dig, the less you will find. Everything out there is complete hearsay, including the existence of Dimitri's Toronto Real Men community. It's basically all a satire of so-called pick up artist gurus, utilizing viral videos and gorilla marketing.
Once fact still remains: James Sears is a real person who used to be a psychologist that had his license to practice revoked for (unsuccessfully) hitting on female patients. That didn't stop him from calling himself a doctor however.
The guy is obviously a con artist, not a pick up artist. Dimitri is just another one of his money making scams.
Real or not, this shit is great. The phone call is genius. I think a lot of us would fall for this if it is an act. We are the target audience. What's not to dislike about a womanizer, Eurobag from Toronto.
This could be the start of the Doucheapocolypse turning around in our favour. A series of Douche mocking small buget indie flicks.
Can I suggest to a network a reality TV show featuring I'm ready guy and his four carmate DJs, especially babyblue guy. Instead of a big house at the beach they could all live in a mini van. Imagine the tension when babyblue guy brings home a skank and has to make out with her in the passanger seat. Are you listening Spike TV?
French for Shower.
This could be the start of the Doucheapocolypse turning around in our favour. A series of Douche mocking small buget indie flicks.
Can I suggest to a network a reality TV show featuring I'm ready guy and his four carmate DJs, especially babyblue guy. Instead of a big house at the beach they could all live in a mini van. Imagine the tension when babyblue guy brings home a skank and has to make out with her in the passanger seat. Are you listening Spike TV?
French for Shower.
# posted by : 9:35 AM
: 9:35 AM
There may be some useful information here:
http://www.the-peak.ca/article/4413
French for Shower.
http://www.the-peak.ca/article/4413
French for Shower.
# posted by : 9:48 AM
: 9:48 AM
Ok, I've recovered. HOLY SHIT!!!
I looked at this on my BlackBerry last night (yeah, I'm one of those tools. Mr. O bought it and pays for for the service to shut me up about him ruining my life) and I didn't even know there was a video link in this post.
WHAT A FUCKING DISGUSTING TOOL!!!! He's like the guys in traffic, selling bags of oranges. But he's selling a giant bag of douche. Holy shit. And now he's puffy and bloated, with that long, greasy gross hair....who the hell does this bumweasel think he is? He's like a vendor at a baseball game...."Cockk here, getcher Dmitry cockk here, nice and hot!" Holy shit.
The worst crime is these attention-starved whores who not only would stop and talk to a man with such a blunt, callous approach, but would be HAPPY about it. "When I picked up those two in the corner, it was work...this was a pleasure." And that purse-toting semen receptacle with the blast shield shades lit up like a Christmas tree, thinking that was actually a compliment.
Of course this guy exists, he gets all the reinforcement in the world from stupid starfuckers who think that banging someone well-known for sexual harassment suits and for being a psycho that got exposed and villified on the web is like fucking a for real star. Not that there's anything going on there, dick is dick and being attached to someone famous don't make that dick any good and it don't make you special 'cause you had it in you. You're one of about 500, get that runny cunny on down to the STD clinic STAT, you tragic blight on my gender.
As much as I hate this guy, I hate these women even more, and they deserve everything they get or don't get.
I only wish that MILF in the last shot would have kicked Dmitri in the balls so hard that they'd come out of his nostrils. And then she could explain to her boy why he is NOT to grow up to act like that bad man.
I looked at this on my BlackBerry last night (yeah, I'm one of those tools. Mr. O bought it and pays for for the service to shut me up about him ruining my life) and I didn't even know there was a video link in this post.
WHAT A FUCKING DISGUSTING TOOL!!!! He's like the guys in traffic, selling bags of oranges. But he's selling a giant bag of douche. Holy shit. And now he's puffy and bloated, with that long, greasy gross hair....who the hell does this bumweasel think he is? He's like a vendor at a baseball game...."Cockk here, getcher Dmitry cockk here, nice and hot!" Holy shit.
The worst crime is these attention-starved whores who not only would stop and talk to a man with such a blunt, callous approach, but would be HAPPY about it. "When I picked up those two in the corner, it was work...this was a pleasure." And that purse-toting semen receptacle with the blast shield shades lit up like a Christmas tree, thinking that was actually a compliment.
Of course this guy exists, he gets all the reinforcement in the world from stupid starfuckers who think that banging someone well-known for sexual harassment suits and for being a psycho that got exposed and villified on the web is like fucking a for real star. Not that there's anything going on there, dick is dick and being attached to someone famous don't make that dick any good and it don't make you special 'cause you had it in you. You're one of about 500, get that runny cunny on down to the STD clinic STAT, you tragic blight on my gender.
As much as I hate this guy, I hate these women even more, and they deserve everything they get or don't get.
I only wish that MILF in the last shot would have kicked Dmitri in the balls so hard that they'd come out of his nostrils. And then she could explain to her boy why he is NOT to grow up to act like that bad man.
Keep in mind it's from a student newspaper, but take what you want from it.
French for Shower.
French for Shower.
# posted by : 9:47 AM
: 9:47 AM
Apparently this guy is more than a douche...it appeas that he has a history of inappropriate behaviors (masturbating at work, sexual harassment, obsessive phone calls) before losing his medical license after being accused of sexual assault.
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
Dimitri (not his real name, which is James Sears, as anyone who watched the video would know) is just enjoying his life.
Everyone thought his voicemail to an "Olga" was him being a douche.
Guess what, it was 100% intentional. He did it for attention and viral marketing, and everyone bought into it.
Hate all you want, but this guy has more money and more pussy than all of you. He has a girlfriend who picks up girls for threesomes with him.
So everybody pointing out his flaws might want to take a good hard look in the mirror....
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Everyone thought his voicemail to an "Olga" was him being a douche.
Guess what, it was 100% intentional. He did it for attention and viral marketing, and everyone bought into it.
Hate all you want, but this guy has more money and more pussy than all of you. He has a girlfriend who picks up girls for threesomes with him.
So everybody pointing out his flaws might want to take a good hard look in the mirror....
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