Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Captain Rehab
Captain Rehab brings the DB A-Game to his curling up with Zebra Librarian Hott, Luane.
Ubiquitous Red Cup? Check.
D&G sunglasses? Check.
Close Encounters Hair Peak? Check.
Petunia designer shorts? Check.
Overdone fungal tatts? Check.
Six Pound Watch? Check.
In a related story, four million tons of dead, herp infected minnows just washed ashore in Montauk.
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Yeah this chick's been in three separate photos today. Check the belly button ring. And this dude is Trojan Helmet. Check the neck tat.
# posted by 
: 12:42 PM
: 12:42 PM
Granted you are some sort of turd but why the fuck would you go out in public looking like that?
# posted by : 12:55 PM
: 12:55 PM
As shown by Captain Rehab, Beano gives me the trots, too. I can hold it in, though.
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
Captain Rehab is keeping his package out of the water to avoid 'shrinkage', not realizing that for weeks now Luane Hott is so accustomed to sexual disappointment from 'the little captain' that it would make no difference.
# posted by : 1:04 PM
: 1:04 PM
Oh, and I've met with the committee, and I'm pleased to present Luanne Hott with the 'Katie Holmes Award for Contorting Your Body So Your Tiny Male Significant Other Doesn't Look Short' trophy, to be given at a ceremony hosted by Nicole Kidman. Booster seats for the fellas are available at the ceremony in fake leather, pleather, and naugahyde.
# posted by : 1:10 PM
: 1:10 PM
Isn't the rudder supposed to remain at the stern of the boat and underneath the water?
I'd love to see what the prop on a 250-hp engine would do to that "hair".
I'd love to see what the prop on a 250-hp engine would do to that "hair".
# posted by : 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
Someone just emptied the head on the party barge, and now there are two floaters.
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
What makes her a Librarian Hott, those stupid sunglasses, that idiotic belly button jewelry or that f*ck-me-yesterday bikini? Come on DB, that's stretching it a little, isn't it?
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
"The dragon represents my fiercely competitive nature in the high end car audio install market. The two skulls facing each other puking a banner represent my death of innocence and the forthcoming death of body (so deep dude). The neck smear is to cover up my former band's name, 'Korn2'....These things make up my douche-philosophy"
True story, I read it on his myspace
True story, I read it on his myspace
I don't want to be picky DB1 but Captain Rehab has stepped up his 'douche-bag' game so to speak. How so you ask well upon closer review his huge glasses are not D&G but the even more over priced Christen Dior and he is not adorning a 6lb. watch in its stead a 'wristdana' new DB item of 2008!!! Also gadges and lip ring, C.R. really brought his Z-Game!
NIGHTMAN
NIGHTMAN
This guy gives captains everywhere a bad name.
Captain Bringdown, Cap'n Stabbin', The Captain and Toenail, Captain EO, Captain Beefheart, Captain Underpants and Yarmouth, MA's Captain Parker's (pronounced Pah-kuh) award winning clam chowder recipe....
Theme sung by Rush:
... Captain Parker's , what a place
Captain Bringdown, Cap'n Stabbin', The Captain and Toenail, Captain EO, Captain Beefheart, Captain Underpants and Yarmouth, MA's Captain Parker's (pronounced Pah-kuh) award winning clam chowder recipe....
Theme sung by Rush:
... Captain Parker's , what a place
From her body language she is trying to get as far away from him as possible. But the good Cptn has poor Luane in a head lock
@ Vin 1:56
Let's be fair - the only person who gave Captain EO (my God I can't believe you dredged that up) a bad name was Captain EO.
Let's be fair - the only person who gave Captain EO (my God I can't believe you dredged that up) a bad name was Captain EO.
@ Douche Wayne
Yea, but did you check out Captain Parkers? I get lit and play lotto all night @ CP's everytime I go back to visit the Cape
Yea, but did you check out Captain Parkers? I get lit and play lotto all night @ CP's everytime I go back to visit the Cape
I was hoping they would improve in the second round, however they still are only scoring a 10 on the Hott/Scroto meter. Methinks she needs a new partner.
Good call on the lip ring and wristdana BTW. He is still a minor league douche.
Good call on the lip ring and wristdana BTW. He is still a minor league douche.
add ear/lip bling and facial fung to the list of signifiers. this is DEFCON 1 maximum readiness baggery
Oh yeah, I'd spadunk all over thems milky chest trumpets.
Don't judge me.
Is she infested? Probably, but no fake tan, real boobs, and no tatts (although there is always a possible tramp stamp lurking out of sight). She's about as clean as bleeths come.
And I appreciate that.
Don't judge me.
Is she infested? Probably, but no fake tan, real boobs, and no tatts (although there is always a possible tramp stamp lurking out of sight). She's about as clean as bleeths come.
And I appreciate that.
# posted by : 2:57 PM
: 2:57 PM
As the proud new parents struck repeated poses to celebrate their all-natural birthing, Little Timmy, his afterbirth and a large pink cloud floated out ever-closer towards the eagerly awaiting school of gars.
They are getting ready to tow him up the river with only the top of his head visible to scare the tourists.
Fight the boredom, kids.
Fight the boredom, kids.
Now we know why that Killer Whale was pissed...
too soon?
I also throw out there for debate her bikini has less area of coverage than his sunglasses.
too soon?
I also throw out there for debate her bikini has less area of coverage than his sunglasses.
Doesn't matter how high your grease-mop is styled, it's the elevation of your expansive forehead that's going to get you and your hunch-butt date turned away from Space Mountain again.
@Vin Douchal,
Don't forget Captain Kangaroo:
Captain Kangaroo: Let's go see what Dancing Bear has been doing with our special guests from Lake HavesOH SHIT FOR THE LOVE GOD SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
Mr Green Jeans: I wouldn't touch him Captain - I think it's best to just let him finish.
*cue ping pong ball cascade*
Don't forget Captain Kangaroo:
Captain Kangaroo: Let's go see what Dancing Bear has been doing with our special guests from Lake HavesOH SHIT FOR THE LOVE GOD SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
Mr Green Jeans: I wouldn't touch him Captain - I think it's best to just let him finish.
*cue ping pong ball cascade*
She could be a librarian. She probably reads- she certainly doesn't seem to spend much time outdoors in the sun. At first I thought Cap had 6lb watch too till I looked closer and saw the rediculous wristdana. Too bad, I was hoping his watch would pull him to the bottom of the sea. Luane already has a reality show- The Deadliest Catch.
# posted by : 6:52 PM
: 6:52 PM
She's about as comfortable in a library as Anna Nicole Smith. Diseased Bleeth or not, I still like her boobsicles though.
I guess if you are short and standing in the muddy waters of a lake, with ocean-surfer shorts and no shoes, you'd have to compensate for your mini-stature and lack of any discernible stylistic compass with...
SUNDIAL HAIR. Of course, with giant DIOR SHE-shades to block that same sun. And a little pouf of zinc oxide to cover that button nose.
And matching VERY pink, black and white outfits with your Hott.
"RAZZBERRIES!!!"
SUNDIAL HAIR. Of course, with giant DIOR SHE-shades to block that same sun. And a little pouf of zinc oxide to cover that button nose.
And matching VERY pink, black and white outfits with your Hott.
"RAZZBERRIES!!!"
And so I've found tatted Tiny Earl at long last, standing in a tainted lake with teeny-tinier Tina tipping her tits in the sun.
Tsk tsk.
Tsk tsk.
# posted by : 8:12 PM
: 8:12 PM
@Captain Bringdown
You have simultaniously recalled and violated some of my earliest memories.
Captain Kangaroo. A classic on so many levels. I wonder how many Regs know the reference w/o hitting youtube?
You have simultaniously recalled and violated some of my earliest memories.
Captain Kangaroo. A classic on so many levels. I wonder how many Regs know the reference w/o hitting youtube?
# posted by : 9:17 PM
: 9:17 PM
"Call me Fishsmaell" she said, unconsciously picking at the pimpled rash that spread across the insides of her thighs.
# posted by : 9:36 PM
: 9:36 PM
Good lord....look over there to the right...no, your other right, past the boat, by the pier.
My god....the murky waters of hell.
My god....the murky waters of hell.
Cap'n K had a sweet ass jacket and crushed poon on the reg, fool.
Mr. GreenJeans....I always got a stranger danger vibe from him. More so than even Mr. Rogers.
On an even more unrelated note, no one has ever seen C3P0 and Mr. Rogers together in the same place...ergo logically we may conclude that they are one and the same.
Medical Fact.
Mr. GreenJeans....I always got a stranger danger vibe from him. More so than even Mr. Rogers.
On an even more unrelated note, no one has ever seen C3P0 and Mr. Rogers together in the same place...ergo logically we may conclude that they are one and the same.
Medical Fact.
Hey! This is the guy they digitally cloned to make the Oompa Loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
You just know that if you took off his sunglasses in direct sunlight that his eyes would burn a hole into your soul, a hole that makes every morning that much sadder.
# posted by : 5:42 PM
: 5:42 PM
Uhh just wanna let u kno that her name is not luane its ashley. So before u wanna post shit about people on here get the actual person rite. FAGS!
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