Mr. White?
 

@crucial

Dude, my hair is way better conditioned that that.

On the minus side, my nose is significantly bigger.

And my face is rarely bracketed by dueling ass pears.


Now I'm sad.
 

Day-um.

They indeed "got ass."
 

L-R

- Nice ass

- Ass

- Nice Ass
 

I see three assholes in this picture.

Only two of them are covered by thongs.
 

It almost looks like there are 5 heads there, one of which requires the application of a shovel, delivered at an appropriate velocity.

I'm tragically torn between this picture and watching a slippery Lindsey Vonn work her poles in HD.

I think I'll just make myself a Fwapachino...

In my pants.

Extra.

Foam.

S
BTW, "V" is for Moron.
 

"Ass not what you can do to grope those butt cheeks, but what you can do you to harm that choad."

- Neal Patrick Harris
 

Riggor has set in leaving the victim in his last ever douche face. I think he was trying to make the I eat pussy sign when he was hit with a massive heart attack caused by all of the chemicals he inhaled while cooking meth in his trailer.

I hope that's the case because if someone is that ugly and just plain wierd, I may have to feel sorry for him.

Ass on the right is so fine. My dick isn't long enough to pleasure her from behind though.

French for Shower.

Fan of large behinds on fine ladies.
 

I'm motionless, speechless, in awe of that major league ass on the right. Damn!
 

And by 'motionless' I mean where's my tube sock?
 

Is this a strung out Anthony Kiedis?
 

Dear me. Ass on the right is truly monumental. There should be a permanent monument to that butt, since the one I got goin' right about now will only be temporary. I gotta give the guy [almost forgot him] a pass on 'bag status because he reminds me too much of Legs McNeil.
 

It would be nice if the chick on the left ripped a mud flappin kim chi fart on shitster bag here.

Also, his love of magic, role playing games, and kooky vests isn't earning him any points with the Red Bull girls. If he got one home, she'd get to see his Rush posters and Gallagher videos cause that's how he rolls.










(Not that there's anything wrong with Rush per se'.)
 

On a side note, the woman commentator on the women's downhill skiing just said one of the gals, "likes it rough and bumpy." But I digress...

Speaking of rough and bumpy, do I spy with little eyes a rough and bumpy patch on the left cheek of the monumental buttocks on the right? Or is it some kind of distortion of the picture?

And the mundane douchebag - or "mun-douche" - isn't worth commenting about.
 

Somewhere, in the wilds of suburbia, the lights dim and then go out...

as Lämp goes supernova from looking at this pic.

destroying 1 small forest, and a few hibernating rabbis badgers.
 

Jeff is making the "I lick butthole gesture."

I bet you do Jeff.

I bet you do.
 

Hot on the right has a bad case of backward bewbitis. It's medical mumbo jumbo for born with a tit on the right side of her back.





Medical fact.
 

Not even a douche can tolerate a hipster bag.
 

Day-yum! Girl on the right's got more back than Quasimodo.

And I've got a hunch it'd be a whole lot more fun if the thigh-highs stayed on...
 

I'm thinking that's his 2nd Bar Mitzvah
 

Oh man. Don't get me wrong, both asses are quite nice, but the large, round ass on the right, well that's something extra special. Why isn't that douche gnawing on that ass??

And isn't the "sticking the tongue between the split fingers" the international sign of "I'm saying I lick pussy but in reality I've never actually licked a pussy"?
 

Boss,

I am praying fervently that Lämp will allow is only son, $amura¥ §¢røte carry out your will in regards to the New Line deal. You have given us countless hours of enjoyment with this website - and you no doubt are single handedly responsible for the current economic crises as each of your loyal followers forebode our bread-bearing jobs in an effort to fight this massive war against The Grieco & The Bleeth’s minions.

May you find success, boobie suckle-thigh, and TARMAL in all your endeavors.

And with that, I’m off to wash the taste of your cockk from my mouth.

Cheers!
 

**clicks on**




I Love Dueling Ass Pear’s and Mr. White’s Mugshot




**clicks off**
 

I like big butts and I cannot lie....etc.

Righty got back. Lefty needs a new thong ("get an ass").

Choadly in the middle needs 1 50 cal center mass.
 

Honestly, I think he is just in the process of using those fingers to bring up a hairball.

BLECHHHHH!

Any self respecting male would have a face planted in the scenic and cruise-ship-docking-worthy fiord offered up by the generous young "butts aplenty" to the right.

And thus, the only thing vaginal, sir, would be you.

You have been served.
S
 

Ass pear of the year on the right? Methinks yes.
 

As the Kansas state motto goes,

"Ad asspear per aspera" or, "To the stars through difficulty."

I just wanted to let my fellow Kansans know they are not forgotten.
 

As he's driving his buggy back to the Amish village with visions of dueling asspear tormenting his feavered brain, Dolf is going to use his permanent boner to whip the shit out of his black haired nag.

And by black haired nag I mean Mrs. Dolf.
 

Who amongst us would not pay $20 to witness her taking a firm tan dump into a mocha neck
tube?
 

DB1 just cannot wait for Fridays any more, he is in an accelerating time warp, dancing cheek to cheek, ass to ass, doofus to doofus.

Must we send this ass a zebra for appearing in a "black and white and red all over" visual pun?
 

Lord, the referees are really getting raunchy lately. Even describing the field goal has come to the display of the licked Vee.
 

@DarkSock

I pay seventy... nay, seventy-eight dollars and change to witness such scat-tacular pervection.
 

@'Sock again,

You ARE talking about the chick in the middle?

Riiiight??!!1!?
 

UUUUUUhhhhhhhh.......Awwww FUCK IT!
 

Great--right before I go to bed. As if I needed to have nightmares tonight. Alls I can say is, the last bungknuckle who went at my pussy like that got massive dual cauliflower ears when I snapped my knees together in both pain and retribution. Bob @ 7:21 is right on the money. Dudes who do that have never been in licking distance of a vagina, human or otherwise.

Hm.....I thought Nick Cave was a lot smoother than this.
 

If you imagine him as a double amputee on a little wheelie board, it still doesn't get creepier.
 

Mitch is telling us that he's only 2 girls away from having flatulence in 5.1 SurroundBrown.

You don't want to see the Subwoofer...
 

christ on a bike, that arse on the right is phenomenal.

i'd smack that like an unwanted step child.
 

this guy looks like that skinny stoner geek mtv had a couple decades ago, won some sort of pre-internet call in contest, then somehow, refused to be pushed away like most contest winners....forget the guy's name, all i remember is not caring enough to remember.....

which of course is biting me in the ass right now, which ladies i do indeed have. and i haven't asked, but i suspect looking at it, nor biting it would be near as fun as yours...

in otherwords, in keeping with the theme of the got milk? ads, i would gladly accept an ass mustache from either of these ladies. oh yeah, and the douche might have gotten a pass from me, but he is gesturing towards the wrong hole.
 

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why do people do that...?
 

doesn't he know vests went out with the '90s? But ass never goes out of style
 

@ euripidouche 3:21

which of course is biting me in the ass right now, which ladies i do indeed have. and i haven't asked, but i suspect looking at it, nor biting it would be near as fun as yours...

...umm, you're doing it again.
 

the ass is always greener - on the right.

whatever that means.

not that i'd turn down the left ass if i'm offered with it though.
 

Dude, that's not how you spank ass.

Or lick it, for that matter.
 

On the right, Ass Pear

On the left, Ass

In the middle, Asshat.
 

I always wondered what happened to that guy that played Haverchuck on Freaks and Geeks. Now I know he turned into a total nozzle.
 

Pretty sure that is Nat from 3OH!3. Very chill guy actually. Who wouldn't have that shit eating grin between those 2 hineys?

http://www.3oh3music.com/photo/nathaniel-and-katy-perry/
 

^ If so, then he's twice the pudwank hipsterbag than he would be otherwise.
 

in england the protagonist in this image would be interpreted as being a retarded person sticking the V's up.
 

Edgar, laid off from his investment banker job, was forced to take on part time work as a bidet.
 

As already stated above,I'm pretty sure that is Martin Starr, the actor who played Bill Haverchuck on Freaks and Geeks. Wow, he's a total toolbox.
 

Oh, for Pete's sake, no leave Pete out of it, I thought SURELY this photo would get more than 52 comments.

I guess it takes human feces, er FACES, to really get a flap goin' here. And mug his just might be sub-human, or at least an alien from outer space.

Their cushions are ass-teroids.
 

^OK, 54. Happy now?
 

55! Eat My pudenda!