Saturday, September 19, 2009
Your Saturday Pup Tent
Because nothing impresses your hott quite like camping out at a highway rest stop.
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climate change-related depletion of the world's water supplies (and thus the global deprivation of watery vacation hot spots) are douche made. this pic is proof.
"Hi Mom, here's me with Ted out camping. I just love it here. I still can't believe you think Ted is a moron. Toodles, and tell Dad not to kill himself. Jen"
# posted by 
: 11:57 AM
: 11:57 AM
I am the rarest of nottadouche pass givers.
But I give 'em a pass. Other than his "hang loose" hand gesture, which is far less menacing than "the shocker," "the rocker horns," or "the bird," he lacks almost all other signifiers. And yeah, I want to lick Shelly too, so I'll let the tongue slide as well.
Probably a fun dude to party with.
And she looks fun to motorboat with.
But I give 'em a pass. Other than his "hang loose" hand gesture, which is far less menacing than "the shocker," "the rocker horns," or "the bird," he lacks almost all other signifiers. And yeah, I want to lick Shelly too, so I'll let the tongue slide as well.
Probably a fun dude to party with.
And she looks fun to motorboat with.
# posted by : 12:19 PM
: 12:19 PM
He's less a douche than a doofus. Like SSS, I don't see him as too threatening with his minor shoulder tatt, though yeah, he's been bathing in body hair removal products of some kind and looks a bit Axe-greased. There's also a hint of an obnoxious belt buckle, but otherwise, it's all speculation.
She's got nice fakes there, but she also has that future trailer park "maw" look to her. I'm not impressed.
She's got nice fakes there, but she also has that future trailer park "maw" look to her. I'm not impressed.
I'm torn. Yes, he has very few Douche signifiers other than the tongue waggling and hand gesture; which I agree, is not a very douchey hand gesture at that. His sunglasses are those of your standard Saturday tailgaiter.
And how many douches are comfortable enough with the shape of their own skull, that they'll shave off all their hair? None. That's why they spend an hour a day on their hair, because the bag's weakness is his cranial insecurity.
Notadouche, sorry.
And how many douches are comfortable enough with the shape of their own skull, that they'll shave off all their hair? None. That's why they spend an hour a day on their hair, because the bag's weakness is his cranial insecurity.
Notadouche, sorry.
I'm startin' to see 'Y's' on many of these Hotts. As in, 'Y' can't I lick them? 'Y' won't she drop the top? 'Y' are Ta-Ta's so alluring?
'Y' oh 'Y'?
'Y' oh 'Y'?
# posted by : 1:25 PM
: 1:25 PM
Why hi they-er! Ma nay-imz Jennifur and this is muh mayin, Jed. Jed's jessa dumb she-it. I gots me a fahn fake rake 'eer, now dunn I? I uses these here fakey funbay-ags ta lure in tards lak Jed heeur. Ah even nay-umed 'em. Ma left bewb is named Strunk and the rat one's nay-umed White, cuz two-gayether they makes The Elements o' Style, and ta me I allus travels with style. And they-at rat they-er is wun hella fuck-ed up joke.
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
This bleeth has some of the best boobs that money can buy. She also has the look of one who is slightly demented, which to my way of thinking is always a plus.
This pic reminds me of a time several years ago, when I dated a mildly retarded girl,(she was over 18, or at least she said she was).
We once had sex on a picnic table. She had what I thought, was the most worn out snatch I'd ever encountered, that is until I withdrew and realised I had just made love to a bowl of potato salad.
It was still somewhat satisfying, and she was none the wiser.
After the picnic, when all the dishes were washed and put away, we had a good laugh over marshmallows and Kool-Aid. I then wiped the drool off her face, for the umteenth time, and returned her to the Group Home.
This pic reminds me of a time several years ago, when I dated a mildly retarded girl,(she was over 18, or at least she said she was).
We once had sex on a picnic table. She had what I thought, was the most worn out snatch I'd ever encountered, that is until I withdrew and realised I had just made love to a bowl of potato salad.
It was still somewhat satisfying, and she was none the wiser.
After the picnic, when all the dishes were washed and put away, we had a good laugh over marshmallows and Kool-Aid. I then wiped the drool off her face, for the umteenth time, and returned her to the Group Home.
Watch out Troy, Darksock will jump up on soapbox agin and we'll get another lecture about The South!
# posted by : 3:53 PM
: 3:53 PM
Amazing that any Tara Reid trailer park wannabe can have great fake boobies, thanks to easy payment plans.
After all, how do you repossess them?
Reminds me of a checkout girl at my local supermarket. Cute as a button, none too bright, her DAD got her fake boobs for her 18th birthday. The next year she married a 35 year old mortgage broker.
After all, how do you repossess them?
Reminds me of a checkout girl at my local supermarket. Cute as a button, none too bright, her DAD got her fake boobs for her 18th birthday. The next year she married a 35 year old mortgage broker.
# posted by : 4:23 PM
: 4:23 PM
Lets take a closer look at this douche, He dose qualify he is a low level blue collar douche. While he doesn’t have the 200$ sunglasses and designer tee this is just stealth douche move. The hang loose may seem more appropriate to the hacky sack playing stoner but is still a low level move. Look close and you will see a pink wristband. On the douche lake scene this is the biggest bling of all. This gets you in to the clubhouse where all manor of douchery is partaken in and its only 4 bucks a drink.
# posted by : 5:29 PM
: 5:29 PM
I'm not slamming the south for this bleeth and her fake rack. There's just something about hte picture that says "south" to me, and I don't know what it is. For all I know it was taken in Jerzy.
Bur niow that I look at it more, the trees look more "california", which would make the blonde fake rack bleeth understandable.
I dunno...
Bur niow that I look at it more, the trees look more "california", which would make the blonde fake rack bleeth understandable.
I dunno...
# posted by : 6:07 PM
: 6:07 PM
"USMC" tatt. With few exceptions (I'm looking at you, Colt), I can't hate on that alone.
As Jacques Douchesteau observed, a true douche would probably not have appeared with buzzed head.
No flexing.
He's in great shape, but not overly so -- looks like the kind of build a guy gets from being active and healthy.
Nottadouche.
Oh, and boobies.
As Jacques Douchesteau observed, a true douche would probably not have appeared with buzzed head.
No flexing.
He's in great shape, but not overly so -- looks like the kind of build a guy gets from being active and healthy.
Nottadouche.
Oh, and boobies.
There' no way this happy couple is from the South. Evidence as follows:
1) No missing teeth (that we know of)
2) Teeth white, not green
3) No facial hair in sight
4) No beer can in sight nor an empty coozie awaiting a beer
5) No mud, rust, or dents on trucks
6) No Dale Earnhart Jr. stickers on trucks
7) Couple looks like they have more than half a each and aren't blood relatives
8) No extra tonnage on anyone
9) No mullets, not a one
10) Tents are not made out of animal hides, human skin, or beer cans
I call nottadouche on the whole lot. Hell this happy gathering of church goers could be from right down my street.
1) No missing teeth (that we know of)
2) Teeth white, not green
3) No facial hair in sight
4) No beer can in sight nor an empty coozie awaiting a beer
5) No mud, rust, or dents on trucks
6) No Dale Earnhart Jr. stickers on trucks
7) Couple looks like they have more than half a each and aren't blood relatives
8) No extra tonnage on anyone
9) No mullets, not a one
10) Tents are not made out of animal hides, human skin, or beer cans
I call nottadouche on the whole lot. Hell this happy gathering of church goers could be from right down my street.
# posted by : 9:12 PM
: 9:12 PM
yes. i'm almost tempted to swing with them. they look almost...wholesome.
i would be the hungry bear ravaging a knapsack for a mars bar. and by knapsack, i mean her snatch.
i would be the hungry bear ravaging a knapsack for a mars bar. and by knapsack, i mean her snatch.
# posted by : 9:23 PM
: 9:23 PM
@ Mr. Scrotato Head:
Your ignorance of the South is appalling: "Teeth white, not green", indeed.
It would be "TOOTH", sir. Never plural.
Your ignorance of the South is appalling: "Teeth white, not green", indeed.
It would be "TOOTH", sir. Never plural.
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I've seen grosser, dirtier, scummier rednecks here in central Illinois than I have in Florida, Tennessee or Kentucky. Although my research in two of those states didn't involve anything more than stopping for gas en route to somewhere else.
Eh....I give the guy a notta as well. Kind of a goof, but, meh. I'm more scared of his Natalie Maines RealDoll.
I've seen grosser, dirtier, scummier rednecks here in central Illinois than I have in Florida, Tennessee or Kentucky. Although my research in two of those states didn't involve anything more than stopping for gas en route to somewhere else.
Eh....I give the guy a notta as well. Kind of a goof, but, meh. I'm more scared of his Natalie Maines RealDoll.
Bet she will be pleased to show everyone her tarmac scuffed knees from her dirty weekend in the car park.
Directly below his pearly whites, his tongue is very white, as if he were infected with the yeasty thrush, and oddly, his little finger is also white as it points directly at her right balloon, with a rounded white highlight.
A trash barrel to the rear of our subjects lends a cylindrical touch of yet more white, and puffy white clouds dot the sky above a white pickup truck.
It all reminds me of... Mr. White.
Especially upon contemplation of her yellow bikini bra tinged with pink, like the pink party bracelet he also wears, the colors of Mr White's basement, swimmingly yellow in a pink euphoria.
But I digress. White is the elemental "color" here. Our tongue-flasher and his hottie are ethnic white.
And he must shade his eyes from blinding white light of mid-day.
And somebody whould feed those white puppies of hers.
They're starving.
A trash barrel to the rear of our subjects lends a cylindrical touch of yet more white, and puffy white clouds dot the sky above a white pickup truck.
It all reminds me of... Mr. White.
Especially upon contemplation of her yellow bikini bra tinged with pink, like the pink party bracelet he also wears, the colors of Mr White's basement, swimmingly yellow in a pink euphoria.
But I digress. White is the elemental "color" here. Our tongue-flasher and his hottie are ethnic white.
And he must shade his eyes from blinding white light of mid-day.
And somebody whould feed those white puppies of hers.
They're starving.
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# posted by : 1:33 AM
: 1:33 AM
@ scrotum pole
Well played sir. "If it's gonna be THAT kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato"
As for the pic, I tend to agree with my learned friends above (this is what happens when you become a lawyer - you talk like an absolute twat). No glaring douchetributes apart from hand gesture and tonguepoke. Although he may have shaved his chest....if so, then he goes directly to jail and does not collect a nottadouche.
The other burning question is the authenticity of them there titties...
Well played sir. "If it's gonna be THAT kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato"
As for the pic, I tend to agree with my learned friends above (this is what happens when you become a lawyer - you talk like an absolute twat). No glaring douchetributes apart from hand gesture and tonguepoke. Although he may have shaved his chest....if so, then he goes directly to jail and does not collect a nottadouche.
The other burning question is the authenticity of them there titties...
You know, if it wasn't for the shaved upper body (including the arms), I'd give this dork a pass. Dork does not necessarily equal douche. However, this punk gave himself the Body Brazilian, got drunk, and hammed it up for the camera... in that order.
Bag.
And she gives me warm fuzzies.
Bag.
And she gives me warm fuzzies.
# posted by : 2:24 AM
: 2:24 AM
"honey....if you make a face and look like you're an asshole, we can send the picture to that douchebag web site and all the geeks can make fun of you" He says "OK baby but you owe me.....huh huh huh"
@ Scrotato 9:12
re: exhibit #3
This woman can not be exonerated strictly based on her lack of visible facial hair. Wal-Mart and Dollar General stores throughout the South have recently begun to stock razors and hair removal products.
re: exhibit #3
This woman can not be exonerated strictly based on her lack of visible facial hair. Wal-Mart and Dollar General stores throughout the South have recently begun to stock razors and hair removal products.
Nottadouche? Are you people fucking crazy? Just scroll down and tell me this guy's face is not AT LEAST as annoying as grab-his-nuts-guy. Plus I got news for ya- shirtless camping is uberdouche. Sticking uyour tongue out at the camera: ditto. The spinner is nice though.
She's nothing special with her bottle-o-peroxide hair and hard-as-nails boobs (note to guy above, pretty impossible to properly motorboat fakes, clearly you've not the experience) and generic plain if not a bit unattractive eyes which she's doused with just shy of raccoon amounts of mascara to hide the fact she's quite plain.
Clearly there's a bunch of hardup desperate peeps posting here if you really think she's all that. Seriously. Get out, talk to real women, stop fapping at these, you're wasting your wrist.
He's less the douche than she's a hot, this picture barely belongs on this site because it meets none of the criteria of it's name.
Carry on.
Clearly there's a bunch of hardup desperate peeps posting here if you really think she's all that. Seriously. Get out, talk to real women, stop fapping at these, you're wasting your wrist.
He's less the douche than she's a hot, this picture barely belongs on this site because it meets none of the criteria of it's name.
Carry on.
Just want to throw it out there, being hairless is sometimes genically induced as oppossed to scrotally masterminded.
I'm 24 and I barely have black leg hair, I have blonde arm hair, and chest hair? God, that's at least 6 years away. Not to mention, I shave three days a week (which still annoys the shit out of me) and look smooth as a baby's bottom throughout.
Dude may be of the same body hair deficient chromosomal background. I'm not sayin' he didn't take a nair bath, but it is possible that he has an acceptable excuse for his total body baldness.
Half my family is from East County in San Diego, and this guy fits the bill. Maybe I'm just desensitized to their hicky/douchey ways, but Eric McTongueles looks like he could be my second cousin. And those dudes know how to party. And by 'party,' I mean, 'drink Miller Light, swig Jim Beam, talk about high school football, and make complete jackasses out of themselves in the most hilarious way possible.'
And if he's my second cousin, then Tiffany would be my third, and boinking is totally legal. Hooray!
I'm 24 and I barely have black leg hair, I have blonde arm hair, and chest hair? God, that's at least 6 years away. Not to mention, I shave three days a week (which still annoys the shit out of me) and look smooth as a baby's bottom throughout.
Dude may be of the same body hair deficient chromosomal background. I'm not sayin' he didn't take a nair bath, but it is possible that he has an acceptable excuse for his total body baldness.
Half my family is from East County in San Diego, and this guy fits the bill. Maybe I'm just desensitized to their hicky/douchey ways, but Eric McTongueles looks like he could be my second cousin. And those dudes know how to party. And by 'party,' I mean, 'drink Miller Light, swig Jim Beam, talk about high school football, and make complete jackasses out of themselves in the most hilarious way possible.'
And if he's my second cousin, then Tiffany would be my third, and boinking is totally legal. Hooray!
# posted by : 10:46 AM
: 10:46 AM
Themz nice puppies on the blonde, but he's got a bad case of thrush on the lickety tongue, prolly fromz lickin' bitches in heat.
# posted by : 9:50 PM
: 9:50 PM
Gotta go with nottadouche...although it pains me to do so. Hand sign, tongue, and pink bracelet almost push him into the Douche Zone, but he will live to see another day.
The little spin monkey has a fine set of store-bought cans. I would tongue them until they produce silicon milk.
The little spin monkey has a fine set of store-bought cans. I would tongue them until they produce silicon milk.
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
I thought this was hot chicks With Douche bags, Not anaorexic daddy's little whore with bad fakes an even faker tan with douche bags. lets focus on the real douche bag on hand, the skank next to him. Hey atleast she has a future in either the porn industry or at your local strip club. Daddy's money won't go to complete waste.
# posted by : 9:10 AM
: 9:10 AM
Last night I was banging my hot wife when, for some reason I started thinking of this picture and then Tara Reid.
My wife wondered why I pulled out amd shot a load that hit the wall behind her.
Tara Reid... I'd still do you!
My wife wondered why I pulled out amd shot a load that hit the wall behind her.
Tara Reid... I'd still do you!
# posted by : 9:24 AM
: 9:24 AM
He's not the douche, she's the biggest one I've ever seen in my life! EVERYTHING about her is fake! To put it nicely, she looks disgusting. I don't remember the last time skin cancer was considered "hot"?
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