Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Where's Waldouche?: Who Cares Where Waldouche Is Edition
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in the washroom counting the pixels between the ass pear, black lace and her thighs.
I wonder what kind of boobies she's got there.....?
I'm just curious, that's all. I mean, the way she has to arch her back away from the tree and all makes me wonder.
I'm just curious, that's all. I mean, the way she has to arch her back away from the tree and all makes me wonder.
srry evry1. cant type welll right noqw with just my left hannfd. can;'t ebren thinkj of anyrhuing to say excpt FWOP.
This is the best day ever for HCWDB !!!!!
I'm going to go masturbate in public now!!!
Buhhhhh bye!!!
I'm going to go masturbate in public now!!!
Buhhhhh bye!!!
# posted by 
: 1:37 PM
: 1:37 PM
That ass is so tight...
She needs a can opener to deficate.
...and I would cherish that turd like a first love.
She needs a can opener to deficate.
...and I would cherish that turd like a first love.
This website needs to invest in some 3D technology and then distribute some glasses.
# posted by : 1:39 PM
: 1:39 PM
As we view this lovely scene, the sun setting over what appears to be a royal palm, it's interesting to note that occasionally two cocoanuts growing in close proximity to each other become fused together forming a shape not unlike the glorious sight before us.
Ain't nature wonderful?
BTW: that ass is so tight she could eat coal and shit diamonds.
Ain't nature wonderful?
BTW: that ass is so tight she could eat coal and shit diamonds.
I wonder if it's more of an optical illusion? Look at how her panties are designed. The way they curve makes her ass look rounder than it probably is.
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
This post is right on the ball, DB1. My reactions as I read were exactly as you wrote them.
# posted by : 2:30 PM
: 2:30 PM
Let's just say, hear me out here, let's just say that she had a stinky pussy, runny diarreah combined with uncontrollable flatulence due to irritated bowel syndrome....
.... would that stop ya? Huh?
I'm guessing , no. Just look at Kelsey Grammer
.... would that stop ya? Huh?
I'm guessing , no. Just look at Kelsey Grammer
I would spend eight years in proctology school just for the chance to get my finger up that coolie.
Stay classy, Medusa.
Stay classy, Medusa.
The asspear was fine enough all by its own, but now Medusa's musings has put me over the edge. 'Scuze me while I - never mind.
Time for a shower of my ow - never mind again.
Well, I'm spent.
How 'bout a Fresca?
Time for a shower of my ow - never mind again.
Well, I'm spent.
How 'bout a Fresca?
# posted by : 4:22 PM
: 4:22 PM
I'd like to lay her down sideways, draw some eyes and a nose on her cheek, put a Minnesota Twins hat on her hip, and pretend that Kent Hrbek is spitting a wad of tobacco on me if you catch my drift.
I hate box fans.
I hate box fans.
# posted by : 4:26 PM
: 4:26 PM
DB1 is nothing more than a pimp. A fuccen control freak who treats us like a bunch of crack-whores.
All he has to do is dangle some top quality crack (like the one pictured) in front of us, and we're here to do his bidding.
What would my mother think?.......
I'm so ashamed...........
All he has to do is dangle some top quality crack (like the one pictured) in front of us, and we're here to do his bidding.
What would my mother think?.......
I'm so ashamed...........
New theme?
Her ass is sooo sculpted...
it makes Leonardo da Vinci look like a Special Ed candidate.
Her ass is sooo sculpted...
it makes Leonardo da Vinci look like a Special Ed candidate.
# posted by : 4:50 PM
: 4:50 PM
Her ass is so sculpted...
that Venus diMilo called, she want's her ass back.
--VS
that Venus diMilo called, she want's her ass back.
--VS
# posted by : 5:27 PM
: 5:27 PM
Her ass is soo sculpted...
that Rodin just rode out on some "urgent business".
--VS
that Rodin just rode out on some "urgent business".
--VS
# posted by : 5:28 PM
: 5:28 PM
Her ass is so sculpted...
that the leftover part of the stone has a hard on.
--VS
that the leftover part of the stone has a hard on.
--VS
# posted by : 5:30 PM
: 5:30 PM
Her ass is so sculpted...
that it makes douchebags in wifebeaters and manpurses twist their torsos like Michaelangelo's 'David'.
--VS
that it makes douchebags in wifebeaters and manpurses twist their torsos like Michaelangelo's 'David'.
--VS
# posted by : 5:32 PM
: 5:32 PM
That ass is so sculpted...
that even 'The Dying Gaul' is feeling pretty good right about now.
--VS
that even 'The Dying Gaul' is feeling pretty good right about now.
--VS
# posted by : 5:34 PM
: 5:34 PM
That ass is so sculpted...
that the Qin Dynasty Terracotta Army just went AWOL.
--VS
that the Qin Dynasty Terracotta Army just went AWOL.
--VS
# posted by : 5:35 PM
: 5:35 PM
That ass is so sculpted that Jeff Koons' Michael Jackson kicked Bubbles off of his lap and invited her to have a seat.
That ass is so sculpted Patrick Swayze said he'd come back just to work her clay wheel.
What? Too soon?
What? Too soon?
# posted by : 5:58 PM
: 5:58 PM
Her ass is so sculpted all the heads on Mt. Rushmore are offering tongue jobs.
# posted by : 6:00 PM
: 6:00 PM
Ironically enough, I just ate a juicy Comice pear before waltzing into my office to check out the day's HCwDB. That sweet pear I just hungrily consumed now leaves a bitter taste in its wake.
I hope that ass pear is organic, cuz I want to be the worm burrowing my way deep into that custardy flesh.
(drool)
I hope that ass pear is organic, cuz I want to be the worm burrowing my way deep into that custardy flesh.
(drool)
(i think i need to go with the "tight" meme before the "sculpted" meme because i need to let off some steam)
Her ass is so sculpted that the dude in Rodin's "The Kiss" just told his current bitch she's been replaced.
# posted by : 6:03 PM
: 6:03 PM
her ass is so tight, nuclear energy had just become an economically viable means of energy production.
her ass is so tight, nuclear FUSION had just become an economically viable means of energy production.
(god what was i thinking when that typo happened...)
(god what was i thinking when that typo happened...)
Her ass is so sculpted that "Lady Justice" just dropped her sword and picked up a jelly dong.
# posted by : 6:06 PM
: 6:06 PM
That ass is so sculpted...
"HOW SCULPTED IS IT???"
That ass is so sculpted it should be recreated on Mt. Rushmore.
Sorry... home early today and Match Game reruns were on the Game Show Network.
"HOW SCULPTED IS IT???"
That ass is so sculpted it should be recreated on Mt. Rushmore.
Sorry... home early today and Match Game reruns were on the Game Show Network.
That ass is so sculpted, it makes Auguste Rodin's The Kisslook like two hobos having anal sex in a Honey Bucket.
her ass is so sculpted the Statue of Liberty just cremed all over New York Harbor.
# posted by : 6:12 PM
: 6:12 PM
Cheeks!!!...thanks db1 now I'll never get anything done tonight...and tomorrow and the day after that...
I would like to asphyxiate myself by shoving my head through my naval and into the warm blend of throbbing organs and bristling bones within my abdomen just for the dignified privilege of coming back as an errant filament of fibrous twine that made the tensile strength of that rope withstand being within shouting distance of that glorious monument to the female posterial region.
She doesn’t sit down to poo or pee; toilet seats must knife fight each other while doing the lambada just for the right to swaddle her butt in the finest linens before she delivers tinkles of vintage Napa Valley Chardonnay and bricks of bejeweled 93,000 carat gold.
It smells like sex, and tastes like poached kittens…
… with a side of grape flavored Nerds.
It smells like sex, and tastes like poached kittens…
… with a side of grape flavored Nerds.
You have got to be smiling.
You have got to be dancing.
You have got to be shaking that ass.
You have got to be dancing.
You have got to be shaking that ass.
# posted by : 7:21 PM
: 7:21 PM
That booty churns out Pepsi-flavored baloney and cheese sandwiches that feed famished orphans in Somalia.
And Canadian geese.
And Canadian geese.
The triangle betwixt her thighs, and just below the gluteal region deserves its own zip code...
... which would be 902Iwant2eatU.
... which would be 902Iwant2eatU.
I' not sure that I'm proud of this but, I would gladly suffer the discomfort,ridicule and possible exposure to toxic chemicals, just to lick the sweat, sunblock, perfumes and various skin care products from the towel she may have used to wipe off her tanned, taught body.
I would chew up and swallow that bathing suit and then cough it up later like a cat does a hairball, just for the oportunity to greedily chew it up and swallow it again.
I would chew up and swallow that bathing suit and then cough it up later like a cat does a hairball, just for the oportunity to greedily chew it up and swallow it again.
That ass is so sculpted, the Nike of Samothrace killed herself 'cause she has neither a face to be sat upon, nor fingers with which to diddle herself thinking about it.
It reminds me of Medusa Oblongata's ass!! Only Medusa's ass is tighter!
(nice little ass kissing by ASvB here)
What? Like y'all have never thought kissing her ass.
Hmmmf!
(nice little ass kissing by ASvB here)
What? Like y'all have never thought kissing her ass.
Hmmmf!
Judge: Defense, please provide your evidence of heaven existing here on earth.
Defense: *Presents this picture*
Defense: Your honor, I rest my balls.
Defense: *Presents this picture*
Defense: Your honor, I rest my balls.
# posted by : 8:17 PM
: 8:17 PM
That ass is so sculpted, The Discovery Channel just cancelled all programs on the original state of The Sphinx and The Colossus of Rhodes.
# posted by : 9:13 PM
: 9:13 PM
She probably works for the American Red Cross helping penniless victims of natural disasters.
# posted by : 9:17 PM
: 9:17 PM
Her ass is so tight, she can juggle Florida key limes off it, juice 'em, make key lime pie, and throw it in yer face, in one bounce.
@ Adolf 8:13
There is a very obvious reason my ass stays absent from my personal photos. I have white girl pancake butt, and all the pilates/kickboxing/running/weight training/yoga I do hasn't done a damn thing for it. The rest of me is in pretty punchable condition, but my ass will forever be the bane of my existence. I've managed to keep it from melting down the back of my legs like the asses of my peer group are wont to do. But I've never had, nor will I, have an ass like this. And it makes me cry salty fuccen tears.
I'd go to the mall topless before I'd let my main squeeze take a good, close look at my ass in a strong light in my bedroom. Now stop drinking brake fluid, it's imparing your vision.
There is a very obvious reason my ass stays absent from my personal photos. I have white girl pancake butt, and all the pilates/kickboxing/running/weight training/yoga I do hasn't done a damn thing for it. The rest of me is in pretty punchable condition, but my ass will forever be the bane of my existence. I've managed to keep it from melting down the back of my legs like the asses of my peer group are wont to do. But I've never had, nor will I, have an ass like this. And it makes me cry salty fuccen tears.
I'd go to the mall topless before I'd let my main squeeze take a good, close look at my ass in a strong light in my bedroom. Now stop drinking brake fluid, it's imparing your vision.
Her ass is so fine the presidents of Charmin and Bounty leg wrassle in her front yard just to impress her.
that ass is so fine that it passes through sieves. fuck this.
all i want to say is that that is the most perfect ass i have ever seen or will see in my entire lame existence. thank god there isn't some dude getting to squeeze it with the familiarity borne of intimacy because i would definitely off myself over that.
all i want to say is that that is the most perfect ass i have ever seen or will see in my entire lame existence. thank god there isn't some dude getting to squeeze it with the familiarity borne of intimacy because i would definitely off myself over that.
# posted by : 3:40 AM
: 3:40 AM
NASA molded lens from her ass cheeks and made the Bubble Space Telescope. It has observed Uranus and the rings of Shaturn. And Poopiter.
How does the old saying go? I would eat all her shit just to see where it came from...
# posted by : 5:54 AM
: 5:54 AM
Not since Venus stepped forth from the waves has such perfection graced the land. Aphrodite weeps quietly in her chambers, Hera smolders in her study. Gray eyed Athena is reassessing her portfolio. Zeus and Odin are exchanging high fives. Our only hope is that she will use her powers for good.
Posing outdoors in panties. I hope she does not suffer from a five o'clock shadow.
Hell, who am I kidding. That wouldn't stop anyone but Michael Jackson.
Hell, who am I kidding. That wouldn't stop anyone but Michael Jackson.
# posted by : 9:18 AM
: 9:18 AM
Asperia stood her ground by the palm tree to which she was hooked up, and readied herself to shoot palm tree oil out the old' bum-hole.
"Anonymous said...
I wonder if it's more of an optical illusion? Look at how her panties are designed. The way they curve makes her ass look rounder than it probably is.
1:59 PM"
Heretic! Blasphemer! I sentence you to five years at hard labor!
And by "hard labor," I mean the return counter at the Mobile, Alabama Wal-Mart's underwear department.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
I wonder if it's more of an optical illusion? Look at how her panties are designed. The way they curve makes her ass look rounder than it probably is.
1:59 PM"
Heretic! Blasphemer! I sentence you to five years at hard labor!
And by "hard labor," I mean the return counter at the Mobile, Alabama Wal-Mart's underwear department.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
# posted by : 12:00 PM
: 12:00 PM
@ Yabba 10:59
CrossFit will give me the ass in the pic? Good, 'cause I'm really hungry and I need to eat something.
*snork*
I just checked out CrossFit. I don't know if I hate myself quite that much yet, but part of me is curious....
CrossFit will give me the ass in the pic? Good, 'cause I'm really hungry and I need to eat something.
*snork*
I just checked out CrossFit. I don't know if I hate myself quite that much yet, but part of me is curious....
Medusa,
CF is well worth it.
My wife and I do it 5 times a week and her ass is epic!
I want to eat my dinner on it.
CF is well worth it.
My wife and I do it 5 times a week and her ass is epic!
I want to eat my dinner on it.
# posted by : 2:33 PM
: 2:33 PM
This ones goin' to 200 comments! Everyone is stunned by the absolute perfection. To get us there we may need a theme. We have had 'tight' and 'sculpted'.
I propose 'If This Was'?
If this ass was a car this ass would be the Lamborghini Reventón. This ass would smoke the asses of you (well, DUH, you flat or fat assed geeks, but also...) and all the girls you knew.
www.uncrate.com/.../exotic/lamborghini-reventon/
Game On?
I propose 'If This Was'?
If this ass was a car this ass would be the Lamborghini Reventón. This ass would smoke the asses of you (well, DUH, you flat or fat assed geeks, but also...) and all the girls you knew.
www.uncrate.com/.../exotic/lamborghini-reventon/
Game On?
# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
If her ass was a tool it would be a Sears Craftsman hammer, because you would hammer and hammer and hammer till it wore out, then you would get an exact copy new one.
# posted by : 4:13 PM
: 4:13 PM
If her ass was a weapon, it would probably be a thermonuclear tipped missle, cause if you had the chance to tap that thang, I'm certain you would see white light and prob'ly Jebus (spelling intentional).
# posted by : 4:17 PM
: 4:17 PM
If her ass was a biscuit, you probably wouldn't even see it, cause it would be smothered in white gravy!
(Thanks Anon/Bada Bing Boobs, wherever you are!)
(Thanks Anon/Bada Bing Boobs, wherever you are!)
# posted by : 4:20 PM
: 4:20 PM
If her ass were the Moon, I'd have Sheparded (sic) my flagpole into her Mare Sphincterum and claimed one large thrust for mankind.
If her ass were Smoot, she would win the weekly, the monthly, the 2009 Douchie, and the Closet of Poo right here in September
# posted by : 4:49 PM
: 4:49 PM
If her ass were an asstronaut, it would prob'ly be Gizz Aldun, who might say, "Houston, that is one small cheek for man, one perfect ass for mankind"
# posted by : 7:04 PM
: 7:04 PM
If her ass were a poliTITcian, it would prob'ly be Babe Lincoln, who might say, "Four scores and seven dicks ago our sisters brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Boobies, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are appreciative of perfect ass."
# posted by : 7:11 PM
: 7:11 PM
If her ass were a poliTITcian, it would prob'ly be Babe Lincoln, who might say, "Four scores and seven dicks ago our sisters brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Boobies, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are appreciative of perfect ass."
# posted by : 7:11 PM
: 7:11 PM
WeisenHeimer off to his bunk
WeisenHeimer will touch his junk
Perfect Ass is what you say?
Perfect Ass, Aye, Aye, Aye!
WeisenHeimer will touch his junk
Perfect Ass is what you say?
Perfect Ass, Aye, Aye, Aye!
# posted by : 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
That ass is so tight....
You could bounce a quarter off it and get back two dimes and a nickel!
You could bounce a quarter off it and get back two dimes and a nickel!
# posted by : 10:49 AM
: 10:49 AM
DB... thank you. I have tears in my eyes. Just.... thank you. Thank you so very much
# posted by : 11:13 AM
: 11:13 AM
@ Yabba Dabba Douche 10:59 AM
"One word...CrossFit. It will give you the ass you've always wanted!"
For $10,000, so will RealDoll.
"One word...CrossFit. It will give you the ass you've always wanted!"
For $10,000, so will RealDoll.
I just know that DarkSock would love to pee in that ass! Isn't that right Mr Sock?
Having said that, I confess that I too would also like to do unspeakable perverted things to that ass...whoops
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Having said that, I confess that I too would also like to do unspeakable perverted things to that ass...whoops
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