Boobs.

Boobs.

And Boobs.
 

So, you guys both came from the same test tube, eh? The one that the lab tech forgot to put back in the freezer until it started to go bad and stink a little, so he stuffed it way in the back and hoped the doctors wouldn't notice?
 

She appears to have a very accommodating jaw.
 

Boobies! Nice ones
 

Real?
 

I think DeVry has higher standards than this.

Oh, and boobies!
 

These two shit splashes should save their plucked eyebrows and donate them to

this guy








.. and maybe her if she regrets shaving off her pubes for this dress that can only be worn for the reason of flashing beaver
 

ha, boobies.
but can I claim a nottadouche here? although those t-shirts probably cost an obscene amount, their overall attitudes don't present much to be threatened by. not to mention the guy on the left has a genuinely nice smile, and not the douchey smirk that we're so accustomed to.
 

Vidal, he also has douchey hair, shaves his chest, and is jacking off into his rum and diet coke.

Sorry, no nottadouche.
 

I'd like to Buckaroo her Banzai's.

AV
 

Ps. Did I mention boobies

@ Vidal 11:31

Sorry, a nottadouche pass will not be granted here.

Matching haircuts? Check.
Matching haircuts are stupid mohawks? Double Check.
D-neck t-shirt? Check.
Pointless wrsitband? Check.
A Least one dude without smile and stupid look on his face? Check.
Drinking through a straw? Check.
Over plucked eyebrows? Check.
Vague Orange hue? Check.

Bare minimum stage-2 puds? Chiggity check yourself before you douche yo'self, because scroting it up is bad for yo' health.
 

There is nothing even remotely desireable in this picture.
 

@ Vidal

If you can't see the douche in the picture, you might be the douche in the picture.
 

thats a man, baby!
 

Shortly after this pic was taken, choad on the left passed out from flexing so hard.
I spent some time shopping at the local Farmer's Market yesterday, I purchased two firm ripe cantalopes, but when I returned home, I couldn't find them in my bag. Now, I know where they went.
 

She's a little young for DD implants and stage-1 Melanoma.

Ahhhhh...she's going to have a rough time when she hits 35 if she's already manipulating her appearance so drastically...
 

If there was ever a reason to welcome projectile vomiting this is it:


Tim McCarver Sings Selections from the Great American Songbook







How does this doddering droolfuck even have a job?
 

I took a dive last year with Wall Street's Front Loaded Funds, but I can see some salvation in Long Island's Front Loaded Funz!
 

VD- I have an intense hatred for Tim McCarver. Absolutely ruins the post season every year. I hate him more than hipsters, and really, more than anything. And although it is really taking it too far, I actually truly wish something horrible happens to him so that he can no longer work. Maybe not death, but at the least, having his larynx ripped out by rabid wolves or something...
 

O'range you glad for halter-top mini's? Bringing you color and form that POP!
 

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
 

Hardy's girlthing needs to be in this pic with the ferns and boobies
 

overpriced & undersized t's
oversized & underpriced butterface tata's
 

@ Jonezy

I apologize in advance for this:


When my beloved BoSox pounded the Cardinals in the '04 WS , my life was complete. I watched the McCarver-led Cardinals pound the Sox in the '67 WS and it was sweet revenge to hear the disappointment in both McCarver and Joe Buck's deliveries as they are both a) dickheads to the Nth degree and b) Cardinals regular season announcers and called the games with complete bias that turned into sweet sweet disdain


Tim McCarver is the worst color man ever. Ever.


My idea ( yes I have e-mailed and called to the Fox Network many times ) is to have the color man from each of the teams involved to sit in the booth with an impartial play-by-play announcer.

The team's analysts would have a year's worth of information and knowledge and would impart inside info that McCarver is not privvy to as he is busy making shitty cd's that no one is buying. How great would the '05 White Sox v Astros series have been if tough guy Jim Deshaies was on one side of the booth and extreme homer Hawk Harrelson was on the other?

Not to mention Remdawg and McCarver in '04. Remy would have eaten his lunch.


Fuck me with a rusty tire iron if this guy goes as long as Vin Scully
 

If you took her puny boobs, doubled their mass, and combined all four boobs into one uberboob, you might wind up with something that resembles me.
 

Still looking for the hot chick ... all I see are two porcupines pulled out of an oil spill and a shemale hooker. Not one of the expensive (and thus more convincing) ones, either.

Don't know what you're smiling about, Sonic. Wait until you find out the thing she has tucked and taped away is bigger than your roid-shrunk junk.
 

@ Vin Douchal....the 67 World Series was the end of the best baseball season I ever remember....I can recall every Red Sox player except second base....Do you remember when Tony Conigliaro got hit in the head?....have I mentioned Boobies?
 

These two tools could actually be normal nice guys if they got a decent fucking haircut and quit buying 90 dollar tshirts.

She's going to be shallow and vapid no matter what she does. The only thing that will change is the size of the belt needed to hold her gut in and give those implants the desired stand out effect.
 

@ Vin Douchal

Great idea! I like it. McCarver always ruins it for me, too.

@ Vidal

Even if you shaved their heads, they'd still be douchebags. No passes here.


This is definitely a woman, but she's one of those girls who were complete homely wallflowers in high school who went out and got fake tits, started giving out free hummers to the jocks, and has to paint her face heavily to keep people focused on her titties and not on her man-face.
 

Vin Scully is the best. he said he's gonna do one more year too, which is sweet. No color man necessary...

and just to keep with the site- Boobies.

oh, and Fuck Fish Slap
 

Nice to see the Feces brothers out on the town with the new Chia hair. She's a hosebag by those cans are changing my profile.
 

@ Denno

Second baseman for the '67 Sox was Mike Andrews

This is from memory ( yeesh ...)

C Russ Gibson and later Elston Howard

1b George "The Boomer" Scott

2b Andrews or Jerry Adair

3b Joy Foy

SS Rico Petrocelli

RF- Conigliaro, later Jose Tartabull, George Thomas and Ken HAWK! Harrelson

CF Reggie Smith

LF The great Carl Yastrzemski, boyhood idol to 5 million greater New England area ball fans, Hall Of Fame , Marlboro inhaling freak of nature

Gentleman Jim Lonborg was the ace of the pitching staff.


Damn , I'm old
 

@ Vin Douchal....Reggie Smith played second for a while and then ended up back in the outfield. didn't Tartabul startthe season in CF?...anyways Lonborg won like 22 games that year,,,,I think he pitched like 250 innings....damn he was great....won the Cy Young too. I almost shit when the Red Sox swept the Cards in the 04 Series....I had moved to Florida and hadn't been watching baseball too closely that year but about the last 30 games of the season I got hooked in....what a fantastic rematch! Oh by the way...Fuck the Yankees.
 

PS Vin....so am I...old that is
 

Nose like a crochet hook on that young lady.
 

I am going to have to say:

Boobies!!!

And,

No way Jose on the Notta pass.
 

I haven't been able to look past the boobs long enough to determine whether we have douche or nottadouche.
 

BOSOMS!!!!!
 

These are the kind of Douche we should all emulate. All it takes is a t-shirt and hair gel . The results speak loudly Boobies
 

Ferns thrive in shaded areas away from direct sunlight, such as deep mountain valleys.
 

Funny you should mention DeVry -- I just so happen to have a little story on hand to contribute towards that topic.

Near my office, there's actually a DeVry campus (in a mall, no less, which BTW is always brimming with various species of 'bags). So I happened to pass by there on the way back from my lunch break, when I saw a bunch of people standing around at the street corner holding a large banner that read "LABOR DISPUTE", and underneath, "SHAME ON DEVRY UNIVERSITY" (capitalization is not mine, but in fact, accurate transcription).

So much for "higher standards", Herr BillDouchiest the Wild Swine...
 

Oh BTW, while I'm not sure whether those protesters were actually professors, clerks, or janitors, I'm pretty sure I spotted at least one Affliction t-shirt wearer among them...
 

@ Anon 12:55

Sadly, I'd have to agree...this chick has that "Bitches'll never call ME 'ironing board' again" look all over her. Poor dear. The bad news is, when you return to the 20-year reunion looking like a worn-out Pocket Pussy(tm), you just give those bitches another reason to laugh.
 

I'd hit it.
 

Every time I see one of these faux hawk wearing choads I always point them in the direction of our copy of HCwDB that is lying suspiciously out in the open upon our lobby table.

'cause I love seeing their douche faces when they see themselves in said bible...also I let out a little flatulence in their general direction...

'cause I'm gaseous like that.
 

The wank on the left better stop flexing or he will break the class in his hand.... Although, maybe all this picture needs is a little moisture in the middle....hmm
 

- Boobs!
- Joe Morgan is one of the worst color man of all time.
- Boobs!
 

@Der Deutschbag:

More often than not those picketers are pay-by-the-hour "employees" hired by what ever union rented out the signs. They're never employees of the business they're protesting and they're rarely members of the union that's organized the protest.

Go figure.


And boobs!
 

Is that AC Slater on the left?
 

four plastic boobs.
 

well, at least douche apologists now come in the form of "can i call nottadouche?" as opposed to "EX MARINES GOT NO MERCY ON WEAK SOBS"

wait that's not an improvement at all.
 

bleeth looks like she's gonna string her boys into a fight and then walk away with their money afterwards.

i wouldn't call that a moral triumph for bag hunters. but i'd be lying if i said i wouldn't laugh out lout at witnessing such a scenario.
 

When the Webster's Dictionary begins to give us visuals for the definitions, this picture will work for the two descriptions of "Boobs" which are
a)derisive term for breastses especially when attached to mockable female with giant assets stuffed into tight pink dress and belted below to make more of an hourglass figure a la Dolly Parton impact b) stupidfuck males starin'atcha.
 

Mario Lopez?
 

Perfect pic for your new website "flaminghomoswiththirdratepornstars.com"
 

If they all started having a 3some and she left, I don't think they would notice