I change my vote from Nozzle to Hucky. This is too much.
 

No job is menial, degrading, hazardous, putrid, painful or undesirable enough for you, Hucky.
Although if I could pay you $5 to jump into a bottomless pit of hot flames, I would.

There are, however, certain things I'd thank your Hott to do.
 

I hear Hucky is set to star in a new film based on the book "Everyone Poops" by Tarō Gomi.
 

^ Hey massengill!
May I guess that Hucky got the starring role as "The Poop?"
 

Somebody quick, light a candle, 'cause it smells like shit in this bathroom.
 

Hucky has that gay ass pose locked down.

- Douchey Smurf
 

This fuckstix's entire wardrobe consist of white FTL t-s and manpri's. Total douche.
 

W. T. F.

That's the most eloquent response I'm able to generate after witnessing such a mind-numbing smattering of douchosity.
 

This guy enrages me for some reason. I know he's a douche but it's something more. The pose? Maybe. The pants below the butt? I don't know. The v-neck white tee used as outer wear? Maybe it's just everything above. Maybe I'm just angry at Candy because she's reflecting his douche like magnifying glass. Increasing it 10 fold. I just don't know.

I guess as a father, this dirty cum stain is the nightmare of every father/daughter relationship.
 

Hucky! Hucky! Hucky!
3 cheers for Hucky.
and by cheers I mean votes.
and by votes I mean someone kill it!! KILL IT!
Who is taking the F-n pictures of these 2?
and will she be able to return that ensemble to Adam and Eve after the inevitable Hucky domestic abuse that is to come next weekend?
Stay tuned!
Same Douche-time
Same Douche-channel
 

@anon 11:16

Yes. You are correct in your observations. This is why we must recue the hotts from their current situation before it's too late. If not she will continue to give five dollar lap dances at 'Booty-Shakers Gentleman's Club' down on Harry Hines Blvd.

Education is the key here...please have them read a book or two parents, that way when I give them my five dollars at least they will ask me whether or not I prefer Tolstoy or Aeschylus, instead of saying:

"Let me axxe you sumthin' yo."

Like Mr. Nelson says,

"Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be bleeths and date douchebags."
 

Why did the architect cross the road?

To get a job at McDonalds.


Ha ha ha, you worthless motherfuckers.
 

Ok Douche floggers....what is it with the architect ragging? Have you'se guys
(my best Joiz) been rolling weed in vellum again?
 

I just know this is that whining bitch fro DoL I vote again for the win.
 

@denno

Meh...I can appreciate good humor indeed, had the asshat anon at 11:46 said:

Why did the architect cross the road?

To micturate on the nearest gelding.

...then I would have applauded his/her excellent use of verbosity in a humorous fashion.

But, alas most people nowadays are content in their ignorance and stupidity and thus, remain slaves to their corporate masters. And by corporate masters I mean their boss at the 'Jizz Hut Porn N' More' store who just will not get off their backs for doing a shitty mopping job. But enough about me....
 

There once was a man named Bill Safire
A master of linguistical satire
He columned for the Times
About grammatical crimes
And the quirks of political quagmire.

Eat your heart out Bob Dylan
 

I saw this douche-terd on Daisy of Love. Capital DB Douche-Bag. Of course, the entire show featured douche-bags. I'm sure that all the bag-hunters out there could have found many helpful hints for locating douche-bags just by watching 1 episode of that aweful series. As for the honey hot, she needs to find a man with much less insecurities than this douche.
 

@JC Van D
Thanks for the expansion....I was wondering why AutoDesk had a link to HCwDB
 

What a sad waste of a perfectly biteable navel.
 

McDonald's? Hell no. I'm only crossing that road if they offer me the drive through pit at In n' Out baby.

S'what a hamburger's all about.
 

I'm going to punch him the nads, then discuss the fine points of The Art of War with Candy.

And if she doesn't understand it, or bleeths out, I'll punch him in the nads again.
 

Hucky, you're sucky.

I'm still not voting for your pathetic ass.

Only Mack will win this year.
 

He is really so facepunchable - a quality that comes through much more in this photo than the last one, I might add - that it's a wonder his mother didn't accidentally on purpose beat him to death by the time he was four months old.
 

She could knit me a sweater using only her navel lint.
 

Well, Hucky, she is SO Bleethed out that she doesn't qualify any more for an untainted "Hot Chick" although you are overqualified for DOUCHEBAG.

Never seen the mark of the douche right at the hairline, but there's always a first....
 

Hucky! The slightly ajar closet door behind you creaks. Rub your forehead against the hinges.

BTW. I hate you!!!
 

Indianapolis Speedway called and wanted to know if they could borrow her bra to use as a checkered flag.

And him to run over in practice laps.
 

...and here's a picture of me and Candy standing in a hallway of another condo we can't afford. Tomorrow we're checking out two apartments and a duplex, none of which we'll be able to afford either.
 

I would stone my daughter to death if she went out like that.
 

If he wore his pants any lower they'd be his socks.

damn that made me sound olde.

re: anon 11:46 AM

Oh great. Now we have contractors posting here.
 

She is gross.

They deserve each other.

That sorry-ass, slap-dash, cheap "Brand New Construction" dwelling place is a perfect deposit for such status quo nincompoopery.
 

If this dolt is so proud of his "sleeve", shouldn't he be wearing the ultimate symbol of style... the wife-beater?

Or does he think he'd have to marry Vera Vacant Stare if he did?

I don't consider myself a violent type, but I agree with IRA DA and Rapetime -- I want to find this turd and badly injure him. I'll bet Ghandi would take a swing at this doofus.
 

First, Hucky, trying to up the ante on douchal superiority by having your picture taken with obvious bleeth IN A BATHROOM of all places, does not give you points for creativy or individuality. It means someone doesn't have enough money to buy lightbulbs for the rest of the subsidized apartment.

Second, one phrase you will never see me put to the keys begins with "I saw this douche/bleeth on..." and fill in the blank with a television show/network hastening the decline of civilization. Daisy of Love? Got curious and took a quick look. Are you kidding me? I draw a face on my right hand. It looks better, provides instant gratification, and has a bigger vocabulary.

Bleeth is bleeth; hott is hott. Bleeth fills your paint gun with sticky goodness. Hott fills your soul with blinding, enamal cracking rage...AND sticky goodness. Hucky got bleeth; I'm not changing my vote. 'Nuf said.
 

She looks like an underdeveloped young girl. He looks like eccentric trailer trash.

What god lets these events take place?! TELL ME!
 

Fuck Hucky!

I'm so glad I voted for him this morning and this really just seals the deal, and by seal, I mean club his shiny scrote with a baby seal.
 

Is that C. Thomas Howell's inbred cousin?
 

Hucky can hire himself for the position of imbecile and pay himself with his own jizz.
 

im pretty sure hucky is a genuine gaybag

dougal mcdouche
 

he looks like some sort of lizard man. scaley arms and a neck that a frilled neck lizard would be envious of!
 

thats the guy from daisy of love... what a tool!
 

hucky does everything fast... except for advance in life

-douche bagel
 

Look how he poses with his hand on his hip!

~JUSTIN
 

BANGARANGGG!!!

Ok now that is out of my system what do you get when you mix the movie Pan with Lost Boys? This douche.
 

it looks like he's had open brain surgery on the left side of his head and they never closed it up. no wonder he has the intelligence of a box of rocks.
 

it looks like he's had open brain surgery on the left side of his head and they never closed it up. no wonder he has the intelligence of a box of rocks.
 

that is called a douchal-labotomy
 

In the other picture it looks like he has ringworm on his left hip.