Looks like she may be licking a skin infection.

Oh wait, he IS the skin infection,
 

Gross. She'd be better off, from a sanitation standpoint, if she just got down and started licking the floor.
 

That is fucking disgusting. I can smell the VD from here.
 

She. Is. Licking. His. Crotch. Ringworm.

Foul.
 

Is that Steve Bl-O?
 

This week's sign of the apocalypse: this d-bag has an Ed Hardy tatoo across his chest.

And she is enjoying his round hip fungus....gross....
 

Gross my friggin' eyeballs out, DB1, as if I've already seen enough Ed Hardy for the day...at my eyeglass parlor, Ed Hardy frames for sale.

Ghouls for the week, fit for the Baron's subterrenean House of Horrors.
 

The question is, what douche signifier is he not displaying?

And I'm assuming he has a faux hawk underneath his Ed Hardy bandana, which is underneath is uber tilted trucker hat, which is underneath a heaven that surely does not exist.


I propose that he is lacking zero adouchetriments, he is the missing link to the douche ages if you will.

And I won't.

But I will enjoy some more smoky Black Labely goodness. My grammar is about to take a nose dive.
 

So you buttered us all up with praise, prepared us a PBR cake and sort of hit on us only to throw this in our faces?

God damn you, DB1.

I friggin hope I can afford 2 cases (2 x 24) of sweet, tasty, micro-brewed Canadian beer to get me through the weekend and hopefully void my recollection of this attrocity.
 

Hey! The Sheen's have another brother?


Signed,

Andrew Wilson

Daniel Baldwin

Jimmy and Joey Baio

Aimee Osbourne

Alexis Arquette

Eric Douglas

Tito Jackson

Jess Brolin

Jett Williams
 

Ed Hardy hand sanitizer was being sold at tj maxx.
 

Hey, bitches! Why were we left off that list?


Signed,

Nadia Wayans

Rory Culkin

Keith Carradine

Frank Stallone

Donnie Wahlberg

Jamie Lynn Spears

Joey Travolta

Chico DeBarge

LaToya Jackson

Andrew Shue
 

Why do these guys get hotts. They have no jobs thus they have more time to think of stupid accessories.
 

That looks a lot like that tool from Daisy of Love - and it is enough to make me want to give back that tasty ham & cheese I just had.
 

@ Vin Douchal

What about Don Swayze?
 

It IS that tool from Daisy of Love - "Chi Chi"

http://community.vh1.com/profile/Branden_DaisyofLove
 

This guy used to run the streets of Tampa with Josh Hamilton, robbing old women and children for crack and tat cash.
Winch - you have to engage in sexual activity to contract VD.
Jo and Whoop - what can we do to counter this Ed Hardy scourge that is destroying our nation?
in fact we need to open that up to DB1 and the rest of the nation.
 

He has a ring on every finger...and what is that packet hanging by a carabiner from the belt loop on the low rise pre-shredded skinny jeans?

I think he paid way too much for his underwear, and is he wearing two belts?
 

Ohio FJ is correct. I will once again display my shamful knowledge of reality show trash by revealing this choad went on a show called "Daisy of Love" on national TV (well, sort of--it was VH-1) to compete for a chance to hit this. As a matte of fact, the guy in "No More Grillz" was also a contestant on that show, trying to get some sweet, sweet well...this. Seems silly to go on a show for that when you can find an equivalent chick, pre-roofied, hanging out near the stage at any Great White or Extreme reunion show, but whatever.

The guy here in the picture distinguished himself by constantly using a creepy, near-whisper voice and worrying WAY too much about the little buddy with whom who came on the show with, including having a good cry in the bathroom after his little buddy didn't endorse him as a good mate for Daisy in an interview.
 

Ursula was never too keen on licking her brother’s wounds, but after the mule decided to kick just as he was about to insert himself inside the animal, she had no choice.
 

Mildred finally found the second asshole that Otto had always bragged about.
 

The testicular cancer was one thing, but Cornelius genuinely embraced his hair loss by proudly displaying his chemo receptacle every chance he got.
 

Where's Mr. Creosote when you need him? (It's wahfer thin.)
 

The word "nitwit" was invented for these two, uh, nitwits
 

And now that I look closer, I'm pretty sure the chick is Marcia from "Rock of Love." I guess if you go on a VH-1 show, you get a free pass to mingle and/or possibly bang any number of other degenerates once employed by VH-1. Good on them.

Now, after realizing how much I know about all this, I'm going to go hang myself in the handicapped stall in the men's room. After I write a fond farewell letter to Medusa and rubbing one more out to HoH member Veronika.
 

He probably needs to be smacked in the face and body with a painter's palette, for bein' a gawd-damned inside-out kaleidoscope.

Maybe poke him in the eyes with the painter brushes? Or poke me in the eyes!
http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_pages/0018-0603-0219-4504.html

She prob'ly jus' needs to drink a small bottle of 13 Molar hydrochloric acid, -n- she'll be fine in the mornin'.
 

Mr. White is to reality TV, what Wheezer is to HCwDB douche recall.
 

Either he has some kind of infection on his left hip or that is the logo for Shell Oil.

Maybe "his majesty" is a pump jockey?
 

This why I love golf. None of these tools are out there
 

Croosh 11:38

I was thinking the very same thing.

I'm sort of glad I lack a television with this knowledge that scrotes like Hucky, Grillz, and Mack the Nozzle get televised.
Catching a glimpse of anything that douchey would really throw a stick in the spokes of a late night soft-core porn toss off session.
 

Hey, is that Matt Stafford?
 

How about giving these pics a rating like the terror warning colors. I think I am too squeemish to see some of these turds.
 

What kind of person looks at this couple and wants to preserve the image on film.
 

She's fellating his semi-absorbed vestigal twin.
 

Dude, that ringworm is about to pop and release its spores right into that skank's face. I wonder if this could be a slideshow.
 

Crucial @ 11:34

Thanks for the new keyboard courtesy of my company's IT group - I spit out my coffee on it when I read your comment and it gave me an excuse to swap it out for a more ergonomically friendly model.

The fact that she is on her knees in this picture make her an ergonomically friendly model as well. But the IT group had none in stock.
 

Hooker. Getting. Ringworm = Justice
 

My dog just looked up from chowing down on some fresh cat turds, saw this picture, and barfed it all back into the litter box. Then looked at me like I'm the asshole.
 

And with a *click* of her teeth the final pube was plucked.
 

I'm sure she's trying to help but, Sylvia needs to know, ringworm is a fungus and should be treated with anti bacterial soaps and certain fungicides. Not saliva.
 

His "does this please you?" come hither look is freaking me out.

Please make it stop.
 

As much as I hate to admit it. I would let her pluck my pubes with her teeth.
 

Simply put, this is just fucking gross.
 

I think she's about to vomit all over his crotch.
 

Isn't that douche-bag Chi-Chi from Vh1's Daisy of Love?
 

IT'S THE OTHER OOMPAH PROMPA!!!!!
 

DB1,

Enough of the Daisy of Love douchebags, its too easy, you're better than that.
 

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I agree with previous post. No reality celebritards. Too easy and I think they are too far gone for mocking to help. I understand the dilema DB1 faces. Not douchey enough draws yawns. Too much scrote triggers our gag reflex. While I imagine the hott not having any gag reflex.
 

She is licking his soul.
 

@Anon 11:31

Those are his most powerful Pokemon cards.

I summon CHOADAZARD! Choadazard quick! Use your Bluedart attack!

Gasp! Choadazard, use Blankstare defense!

Oh no! Choadazard is in trouble! Quick, Choadazard, back to my poke-balls!



You rotten, filthy douche. No one, and I repeat, no one gets a tattoo of their favorite shirt. Seriously, why not the names of your four iligitimate kids? 'Cuz you don't know their names do you? How about showing props to mom and dad for helping you achieve this success. Oh wait, that tatt isn't good enough for your chest; its on your f*cking ass where the P&M belong, right? Where's the tatt you got to show your love for Ms. Low Self Esteme there? On your taint?

News for you Turduken Legs, people forgot about you before the TV episodes were even filmed.

We aren't mocking you, we're mocking the amazing similarity to you that DarkSock found on a hobo's turd. Never thought you could tattoo a turd.

I stand corrected.


And I hate four-hour f*cking flights that originate in Detroit.
 

Any flight OUT of Detrioit is a good thing.
 

It's Chi Chi from Daisy of Love … enjoy: http://www.sling.com/video/show/172882/38/Chi-Chi-CRIES!!
 

Bleeth,
Leave this mandana, trucker hat wearing, studded-belt budding, pubic-shaving, true religion jean thwarting, Greico alone. By the way his a-hole is another 45 degrees around the other way.
 

Everyone keeps calling this guy "Chi Chi," though I wonder if that's true. Maybe it's really Matthew Stafford from his early college days.....
 

@ Mr. White

Arrividerci....Laundry Gimp will gladly come out of hiding now that there is only one of us to flay his skin with bicycle chains. But the Playpen just won't be the same. I hope the smell of your urine hangs around forever.....


How many layers of her foundation would I have to punch through before I actually hit skin?

That would be after I practiced my high-jump on his chest in a pair of golf cleats, of course.
 

The operating room techs they hire these days to do groin shave before surgery are a class all unto themselves.

Aren't they, Elmira?
 

I just threw up a little in my mouth, then a little more, then threw up so much that it went back in time and wound up in every girl I've ever french kissed.

And I assume he hangs his walled by his belt in the oft chance money will fall in it as a loser like this wouldn't have any.
 

i think she's licking the opening where doctors normally stick a tube into said opening and pumps 100% undiluted Ed Hardy fragrance products once every week, because he has douchebetes, and needs douchey chemicals like diabetics need insulin.

what a sad, sad douchebag.
 

Can you catch douchebetes from looking at these pics? That would explain my sudden desire for a white belt.
 

I don't think either his mother or the nurses in the delivery room could have ever conceived the baby they just met would be standing here like this.

That includes the female baby doing the dastardly lick.

Too bad the good doctor didn't slap their asses real hard back then, for good measure.
 

What is that pouch on doucheface a colostomy bag? She must be a shit eater.
 

"I got appendix, yo!" LOLs
 

Someone needs to call maintainance to repair the filtration system for the gene pool with turds like this floating around.
 

C. Thomas Howell.
MEGA_LOLZ.
 

that girl was on rock of love i think
 

I wonder if Hucky's boyfriend makes him shave his balls, too?

As for brunette Hottball, let's call her Lurleen... did she apply her makeup with a spatula? Holy cow.
 

But that's Maria from Rock of Love Bus. Not exactly classy herself. Isn't this supposed to be Hot Chicks with DB's not hot messes with DB's?
 

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