Either that, or hit him in the head with a pool cue.
 

Naw, I'd much rather go with bewwwwwwwwwbs...







;)
 

Ha ha ha...brilliant! And so true! You gotta wonder why so many douchebags are photographed in the middle of a game of rock, paper, scissors. Poor, predictable D-Bags.
 

Oh yeah, I think cleavage beats scissors too, right?
 

The Telly Savalas sucker is a nice touch and so is Grandmas gold chain. Perhaps this one could also be titled Two pointed at the pink because I stink.
 

Maybe he's just doing the ASL sign for 'H,' meaning the hott.

Or her hooters.

Or his homosexuality.
 

Pretty sure the chick in the photo is sandee westgate...former playmate and current porn model

http://www.sandeewestgate.com/
 

She's wearing two crosses so's that Jesus can hear her prayers over the din of multiple sacks slapping her taint.
 

toothpick trumps scissors
 

Isn't there a committee of regs that votes on the Hall of Hott?

I'd like to petition for Musical Cleavite's admittance into the hallowed hall.
 

Try as I might I still can't see him. Every time I look at the pic I fall down that utterly magnificent cleavage, maybe never return. We can do this...concentrate...after a few minutes of working it's way around those wonderful orbs like a lemur mixed in with two wrestling midgets my mind clears and I can see him.

Damn. Except for the mandana and the signature douch hand sign (plastic mardi gras beads do not qualify as bling) and oh yes, the scale model of his dick hanging out of his mouth, he's a low grade douche.

The hott on the other hand...damn...losing it again...
 

cleavite squeezes scissors
 

The Greico virus is hitting him hard - he's got a temperature, so he's sucking on a thermometer. Whatever number comes up, it will exceed his IQ, even in Celsius.

The hott looks like an idiot. She probably works at Hooters. She has one of those whiny annoying nasal laughs. "e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e"

Ugh. Come on DB1. These fuckstains are lightweights. We need some real garbage here. It's October, and we need some real over the top douche to compete with last years collection of LOSERS.

RS
 

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Nice sucker. "Who loves ya, baby?"

I sure don't, you tire tread.

I never trust a chick with eyes that small, she's up to no good. As evidenced by her choice in men and that drink, which looks like 7-Up and blood.

Nice 3 karat chain, BTW. My little cousin is crying, she wants the chain back from her Pretty Princess Dress-Up Set(tm), dude.
 

@Massengill:

I was honored to be a member of last year's panel. Sadly, I am but one vote. I will concockkt some sort of petition if I am allowed to sit on this year's hallowed panel.

Trust. Me.

Also, DB1, will those members of the Hall of Hott panel from last year, who have tragically been summoned to the Halls of Valhalla in the passing of time since then, relinquish their seats to other returning regulars and perhaps some of our esteemed newbs?

After all, we must needs to be about our Father's business.
 

baby's got two rocks to crush his scissors... however, I believe his hand signal suggests that two fingers up the keester makes his ass pucker like kissy lips
 

btw, I only want to return to 'Hall o' Hott' committee if I get to "Mississippi Man Plow" my nominee!
 

@ Crucial

Thanks for your support for this fantastic bleeth. For anyone else who might have a vote, here is a list of ten reasons that Musical Cleavite should be in the Hall of Hott:

1. Boobs
2. Boobies
3. Ta-tas
4. Funbags
5. Airbags
6. Titties
7. Nay-nays
8. Milk Jugs
9. Lung Protectors
10. Bewbays
 

Clynt wasted no time in determining if Medusa's two-finger cleavite rule was true.

Clearly some scrotes read HCwDB, and not just for the pictures.
 

holy juggs! young jeremy piven is doing some serious heavy lifting with these udders i fear. also, found out a friend of mine on fb is friends with the donk and i almost shit myself. terrible. the hammers on this minx though.... unbelievable.
 

In the immortal words of the respected ex president of the united states, Mr Bill Clinton:

Boobs!
 

and always use paper on a hott's boobies.

i happen to be honest with my most vulgar desires.
 

Rock, paper, tatas...
 

We could chain dem rock-paper-scissors all together with dat bling around his neck and den wield it David-style at Goliath douchebag.

Hottie is well, Titty in Pink. Molly Ringwald notwithstanding.
 

Sandee Westgate <3 ugh such a fucking fox
 

Cindee enjoyed a cruel laugh as Jeff swirled her rectal thermometer under his tongue.
 

Vagina. Vagina always wins that battle...but if somebody could figure out how to do 'taint', then we might have an upset. And by upset I mean a bowel movement of epic proportions.
 

Having just fellated him moments earlier in the club's parking lot, Tina felt a twinge of comraderie as Jeff sucked on the world's tiniest joint.
 

Bart Simpson would do well. In fact, I wonder if that's how he developed his strategy.

Bart: "Good old Rock. Nothing beats that!"

Lisa: "Poor Bart, always picks Rock."
 

That cleavage is bu.

Nan.

Uhs.
 

@ Scrotato 8:10

*spitting coffee everywhere* BWAAHAHAHA!!!

And by "Medusa's 2 finger theory", you meant inserting those fingers firmly into his own rectum, of course.
 

I would so lick her heiny-hole.
 

Okay, so... I'm not too drunk. Just a slight bizzzz. But hey. Anywats, if there were any doubts as to Baghunter of the year, just read DarkSock's captions from this thread and the prebious three. Gold fuccen tears of joy.

My tumy doeth hurtt.

Alright, no moore alcohole for m,e.

Pewace and loive.

Peacxe adn love.

-Crucial alocibues Head sir, esq., AIA, Led.
 

What we have here is your classic, "Hey, see how cool I look with the hott chick with big boobs because I'm buying her a shitload of drinks with my mom's visa card" - bag.

Just soak in the smug look of self satisfaction. He actually believes that he is "sick," and due to his overwhelming "sickness," said hot chick can't resist him.

Fucking delusional.

Just look at her eyes, if you can, she's already scanning for the next twat with bottle service. He is such a pud. I truly wish that I could be there in person to laugh and point and taunt... and throw things, when she leaves him for the next douche. He's going to be so heartbroken. It will be true hilarity. The very thought of his stunning revalation of complete self worthlessness will help me sleep tonight.

Well, that and her giant milk cannons.
 

@ capt. bringdown 6:37

i was trying to look closely as to whether or not those were in fact two crosses or if one was the key to her chastity belt but i kept getting distracted by them TITTAYS!!!
 

@capt. bringdown 6:37

i was trying to look clo...huh? wah...

mmmm...boobies.
 

@ capt. bringdown 6:37

nvm...yum yums.
 

For fuck's sake, its "Grieco"! GRIECO! Not "Greico"!

It's bad enough that most guys here seem to think that "there", "their", and "they're" may be used completely interchangeably. (And, by the way, no, those bleeths aren't "taught", they're TAUT! Aarrrgh!) But not being able to correctly spell the Godfather of Douche's name? The dyslectic mocking the douche, indeed...
 

@duschbeutel:

Awesome.

Fuck you!
 

I'M AN ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE!
A...SS...HO...LE!

EVERYBODY!
 

Fuck me! That's the guy who double fisted me this weekend.
 

Smell my fingas, son! Smell my fingas!

Double Jesus bling bleeth's fingernails look like space.

~JUSTIN
 

I'd like to ask Barry for my bicycle chain back
 

Since no one has said it, "Hey, is that Matt Stafford?"
 

She has clothes on, so it's hard to tell without seeing her new Side-panel Tatt, but I do believe that is Ms Westgate with the Pauly Douchore dude.
 

whay do so many chicks with huge boobs where Jesus crosses that hang right in the cleavage. i'm not even religious and i feel bad......... sort of.
 

Jeremy Piven in d-bag garb
 

I've noticed that Medusa changes her accompanying photo as often as I change my underwear, (about once every three weeks.)
These changes always leave me conflicted and confused.
I still have frequent nightmares associated with the homicidal, knife-wielding rendering, and the more recent, melancholy image of the figure lying in apparent repose. Then I'm comforted, recalling the kindly, maternal figure offering freshly-baked pastries.

The ever-changing female psyche is vexing to me, a simple man, moved only by boobies, ass-pear and loud explosions.
 

Rock is good, but Browning Hi Power is better.
 

The lower cross is actually a key. Doesn't Penthouse give keys to its pets?



Big


Fuckin'


Boobs
 

BB
You're correct sir, 9mm beats rock, paper, scissors and pool cue.
 

Looks like she took a page out of Cameron Diaz's hairstyling book from There's Something About Mary.
 

Beating douchebags with rocks. Makes perfect sense.
 

Scissors Douche has two brain cells and one of them is desperately trying to keep his asshole shut.





You would need an aircraft carrier to motorboat those titties.
 

@boatbutter

You just reminded me that I need to take mine to the range this weekend. I haven't shot the Browning this year (the Smith 5906 is my CC weapon).

Imagine trying to conceal a Hi Power!

As for Rock-paper-scissorbag, 13+1 up the pipe wins!
 

"Always go with rock."

Always make a fist, then punch his nads.
 

@ Scrotum 5:28

Sorry for the confusion. I look at it this way: If men truly wanted to fuck only one woman for the rest of their lives, God wouldn't have invented hair stylists. I like to mix it up, ya know, keep 'em guessing. Not in a bad, scary way, but a chilling, thrilling way. What awaits when he opens the door? Demure housewife? Savage dominatrix? Petulant naif who needs to get the what-for? Ice Queen? My philosophy thus has spilled over into the rest of my life, hence the frequent avatar changes. That, and I get sick of looking at the same damn picture of anything after a while.
 

"Let's see... stone, stone, and stone and I've got scissors. Scissors beat everything, right?"

"Not stone, sir."

"They're very GOOD scissors."

Anyone?

Are we sure that's an ecstasy-inspired lollipop in his mouth and not a recently-used rectal thermometer?
 

tittyfuck..............
 

yay sandee westgate
 

"Paper beats rock."

"Fine, but rock sinks boat."