Him: Travis Bickledouche

Her: Rode hard, put up wet.
 

Is that Suzanne Pleshette's daughter, Raccoon Bleeth? I'll bet she has the classic female smoker voice, too.
 

He's got a quoggy spot, all right. "Quoggy" is the perfect word to describe an asshole that's been reamed out by a phalanx of cockk.
 

Holy crap, her left tit is about to fall out of her dress. And dumbshit was more concerned about getting his own stupid butt-chin and hedgehog haircut in the frame. He definitely has a quoggy spot in him. He likes him some Moby Dick.
 

I am imagining her exposed left breasticle.

I am not imagining my boner.
 

A bleethy Magie Gyllenhaal.

Which I would still do, mind you. Vigorously and vociforously.
 

That's some quality top boob. Last time I saw that guy he was unloading microwaves in a Dire Straits video.
 

Call him Douchemael...
 

My dog chased the girl up a tree one day...
 

the girl in the picture...
 

Who was the douche who was taking a picture of his douchey self while he was taking a picture on his cell phone? Looked like Morrissey, except more gay.

Well, this douche looks like that douche.

I need a drink.
 

She has such a punchable face...











And such fondlable boobies.

Can I do both?
 

I can't believe no one's talking about the shave lines in his eyebrows. Maybe they came free with the gayhawk. "Those are speed lines, they make you go faster."

My name for the girl: Tiffani-Amber Olsen. A supernova of bleeth, this one.
 

so is herm the hot chick in this picture?
 

Crabs McGee is THE OTHER OOMPA PROMPA!!!! (not Fung)

I'm gonna keep saying this 'til somebody notices.
 

herman leaned too close to melissa's scissors and earned himself two douche stripes in the eybrow. melissa was proud of her accomplishment

-douche bagel
 

@Medusa

People pay attention to you. Help me! Crab McGee is THE OTHER OOMPA PROMPA!!!! (not Fung, the other one)
 

buffalo nickel for anyone who can tell me what quoggy means... any 19th century whalers among us?
 

"Crabs McGee is THE OTHER OOMPA PROMPA!!!! (not Fung)"?

Is he?
 

@Matthew Stafford 2:15 PM

Look at their faces. They have the same face, which in some parts of the world means they're the same person.
 

I'll bet you that she can rest her drink on his chin.

I guess dickbrain got those shave marks from the piercings that he had. Since his "high-n-tight" isn't very high nor very tight, I hope his DI ripped them out the day he got to the island. Assuming he didn't pussy out after the first week.
 

Look at Oompa Prompa 4 and then look at Crabs McGee.
 

Both of these two are old enough to know better.

Quit chasing your pathetic, wasted high school days. If you catch them, you'll remember what you'd forgotten: They suck, and so did you.

B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
 

Maybe if I try it without bold and caps?

Crabs McGee is The Other Oompa Prompa (not Fung).
 

@Douc Hebag

Are you sure he is not Predatorbag?
 

@Teddy Tendergrass

No, Predatorbag has a cleft chin and a broader, flatter nose. And thanks for making me have to look at him again that closely.

Every feature of Crabs McGee's face exactly matches Oompa Prompa (the Deuce).
 

@ Anon 2:07

Hm. I'm stumped, and it turns out I'm not alone. Apparently Melville had a penchant for using not only very obscure words, but actually making them up as well. Found an interesting article on the matter while searching for a definition for 'Quoggy'.

However, as a bit of a wordsmith, I'm going to make a stab at this one. There is an old saying, depression-era or thereabouts, where people would call a certain individual 'touched'. Nowadays, saying "I'm touched" means emotionally moved (Ok, perverts, I'm being serious, knock it off). But at the time, saying someone was 'touched' meant that they were a little crazy. I'll infer that "quoggy spot" is like a "nutty streak", being a little daffy.

@ Douc Hebag 2:05
They only pay attention to me because I'm a chick. Sexist idjits. Actually, they pay attention because I have an avatar and that would help you out here.

However, remember that we are a lazy lot and we hate to look for stuff. Wheezer has the archivist Douche-recall, most of us do not. Photographic evidence will help, I would love to see it myself. I do believe you, but I can't be arsed to go look in the HOS to see if you're right.

Making a point in this arena is kind of like having tits. No one cares if you have 'em and they're buried under layers of clothing and we gotta dig for 'em. But push 'em up there and thrust 'em out, and you suddenly have our rapt attention. Get us some Exhibit A and B and I'll be glad to help fly the flag if you are correct.
 

Hey Medusa? Nice tits :)





As for this chick, I haven't seen anything like it since Scarface (not the pimp, the movie).
 

@Douche hebag
Not sure about that. I'm feeling ill from trying to compare the two and I think that the shape of his eyes, the shape of his ears (bit hard to tell), the line of his jaw/chin and the shape of his nose are slightly different. There is a similarity but not enough that I'd shout "same person". But if it is the same person then (horror) Crabs may actually be a step UP from the Proompa. Imagine - you half you bagosity and end up looking like ol' Oiled-up McGee...
 

@douc hebag

There are several problems with your thesis:

(1) We listen to Medusa because she's funny, and she posts different things in different threads. Not the same thing over and over again.

(2) Based on the photograph evidence available, I'd say the other Prompa doesn't even remotely resemble Crabs in facial structure.

(3) To say nothing of their wildly different shades of orange.

In summary, nut up with some better photographic evidence and/or factual links (to myspace pages, for example), or go away.

One site that might interest you is http://www.i-have-tourettes.com/but-not-the-cool-kind-where-i-swear-but-the-kind-where-i-just-repeat-the-same-tired-shit-over-and-over-again.html.
 

Blam!!!!

That sound you just heard was the verbal backhand of justice being administered by Mr. White.
 

Has there ever been a guy with a mohawk who wasn't a douchebag?

Mr. T?
 

I love looking at this website. It's great. Never thought I would see a friend on here, so I may need to take an inward look at myself now. This is Brandon Melendez and is a former UFC fighter from Salt Lake City, UT. Even though I know Brandon, I'm still LMFAO at this!!
 

I demand my photo be taken down from this site. Yous jus' a bunch o' hatas. I could swab the deck wit' you motha fucka's.
 

Yep. That’s Brandon Melendez alright.

Check it out.
 

Anon 3:22
Cool, this site is satarical in nature and is meant to entertain.
Please, remind your MMA friend that I personally said nothing derogatory about him.
Nothing at all.


Please.
 

I recognize him; he's Morrisey's brother Pleurisy.


I don't mean to question the Boss but I thought this was a PG rated sited; yet he put an inset picture of this woman's vagina in the lower right corner. I'm shocked, frankly.
 

@ Anon 1:19

"Her: Rode hard, put up wet."

Indeed, my good man. And him: Rode wet, and put up hard. It looks like her clit piercing gouged a few hunks out of his eyebrow. Lucky bastard.
 

goddamnit douc hebag!!! learn how to hyperlink or STFU!

-douche bagel
 

@ Crucial 3:33 pm

Wait...Matt Stanford is also in the MMA?
 

So Joaquin Phoenix was at this club and he finally took off those shades?
 

And as far as this Bleeth is concerned, she is enigmatic.

I can't tell if she's amazingly hot in a silky smooth shoulder and boobie,

I said boobie,

...kind of way or a completele club scene burn-out.


Whoever has her porno website address, please give it up.



Beeyoobees
 

@DarkSock 3:34pm,

So, you're saying she has an hirsute pleurisy?
 

I am not Crabby McGee
 

Hey Db1,

Look at this:

Lindsay Lohan in a "Poo" T-shirt
 

Eyebrow notches? Instant douche. Case in point: Vanilla Ice, 1990.
 

Nice bleeth face, I'd still like to be up in her quoggy spot though.
 

@ Crucial

No, I'm saying that Crab McGee is THE OTHER OOMPA PROMPA!!!!
 

@ Douc Hebag

I'm real happy for you and all, and I'ma let you finish, but FUNG IS THE GREATEST OOMPA PROMPA OF ALL TIME!
 

Crab McGee may be the other Oompa Prompa, but he's still a fat pussy, not the hott.
 

You should say, he's still a fat pluerisy, not the hott.
 

I knew he looked familiar...Ulitimate Fighter douche
 

Re: Quoggy.

I submit to all 'baghunters that "Neptunes", haunt of guys like Tiki, peri-Hamptons douche-vortex of STDs is located in none other than...


East Quogue, Long Island, NY.

:P.
[bows, exits]
 

The guy in the back top right is definitely showing that bleeth his horn. And she is apparently happy to see it....
 

I believe a "quoggy spot" is that persistant stain on the sheets left behind by a frothy mixture of feces, semin, and pee.

BlowholeChin could confirm for us but he's too busy squeezing Diane Sawyer's fun blubber.
 

My wife says he may be a douchebag but he's got great features, super jawline, nice nose, high cheekbones,unfortunate hair.

I say his best feature is the ring-a-dingy lass with eyeball rings, earrings and large ring on finger.
And hot boobies hidden from view. We know they are there, please show them.

And please fix Herman Melville up with a date, he oughtn't to be looking at hotchicks with douchebags.
 

Thank you all for reminding me of how unimportant all of this is.

You will never hear from Douc Hebag again. But I am right: Crabs McGee is an Oompa Prompa.
 

Ironically, D. Hebag was probably right.
 

Wait, I actually went back and looked.

Nevermind.

Sulk off into the sunset, good sir.
 

She looks like she has big cheek implants, and I'd say some bad 'shop work below the neck. Where'd her collar bones go?
 

His eyebrows have racing stripes.

HIS GODDAMN EYEBROWS HAVE RACING STRIPES!!!!!

And I just had to notice that too....*sigh* I'm going to bed.
 

Had no clue Melville was so prescient. He has been unduly maligned. I am sure Grillz reads him religiously.
 

@DarkSock

Crabs and Oompa 2 could be the same dude. They have the same lips and nose, and they have the same weird sunken cheek lines. And that sprayed-on orange shit might wear off after 3 years.

A good ear photo of Crabs might clinch it.
 

@DarkSock

And don't forget this is the Internet. It's easy for someone to disappear and then reappear later with a different name.

Not that I even know Douc Hebag or anything.
 

@ Wonky 6:10
Excellent work, sir! And clicking on the link has infected me with leprosy. I better hurry up and type before my fingers stadfv kmvlkdf vv

@ Scrotato 6:43
No, that would be Santorum. Although, I suppose adding pee and cum into the mix makes it another compound all together?
 

@Vin Douchal 0351
b). Definitely b). She looked all right in the low res front page picture. Then I clicked the link and the screaming started. She is the reason they turn the lights up at the end of the night.
 

eyebrow mutilation is a good start. now we shall commence mutilating... everything else.
 

@Medusa 12:02

Well hell. I thought "frothy" would be an unsettlingly descriptive adjective. Googled Santorum and froth. Bwaaaahaaahaaa! Had no idea. A douche of a different sort but a douche all the same.

In defense of my innocent efforts I'll second your postulate that the addition of urine and cum does indeed make for a unique, new sexual cocktail. Can't call it "Larry Craig", he'd just deny that he'd ever done it. Perhaps we could honor my regional gay haters, the Church of Jesus Chris of Latter Day Saints. Could it be "LatterDaysTaint"? Or "Mormoan" for short? As in "Every time he got up he left LatterDaysTaint behind on the chair". Or, "Everyone thought she was a good LDS woman with high moral standards, but the spreading Mormoan on the back of her skirt told a different story."
 

He's been marked for extermination
 

This picture does not belong here. Where's the hot chick?
 

Is that Popeye the Scroter Man?
 

LOL guess Melville couldn't get laid either ...
 

Fi-Fi Bag
 

Bwahaha that face in the right corner makes a funny visual complement to Ernie Eyebrow and Fonda Sachs.