Party Fluffkin FTW. His hand is so close to his waist that I don't think he has a penis.
 

BBB FTW! (Blackberry Bob, that is).
Crabs Abs has hott in delightful wrapping, but it goes down to this:
Douchy or not, I'd probably would not mind having a six pack like Crabs.
Having a Blackerry strapped to my arm, I'd probably have to gnaw it off.
 

Blackberry Bob

because I'd lapper her pushpit and sloop her transom flaps until she pinched her twin screws!
 

(So JK, you're not voting for Crabs because you'd like to look like him a little. Fag.)
I vote Crabs because even if it's a more styled pose, the sheer intensity of gayness that's gone into his preparation, combined with 'blue steel' and white fedora, means he's a hands-down uber-scrote in my book.
 

If Crabs McGee did not have on that white hat shades of Michael Jackson in "Smooth Criminal", don that back pack, and give another nod to MJ with that single white glove, I suppose that I really would not have an issue with him. However, his douche accessories were obviously thought out in order to accentuate his abs and to score the hot. In regards to the hot, she has nice boobs and the bow tie/stockings combo make me want to watch Winnie the Pooh reruns while eating yogurt with a fork.

Blackberry fellow bothers me a little bit, and the other guys hot is not that hot.

Crabs McGee for the W.

I bet he's German.

He also has that Cirque de Soleil feel to him; maybe they're a high wire act?
 

I do like to Part 4 though.
 

The Casa La Douche throws its support to Crabs McGee. A clear winner.

Count Douche-e-la
 

Only Crabs' lady has a nice set of jugs that I can throw my support behind. Her boobs are like two water balloons encased in that putty used to hold fake nails on young ladies' fingers.

Side boob for Crabs
 

I'd have to go with party fluffkin. He apparently lacks the financial means to deck himself out in Ed Hardy, DG and Armani Exchange, but he was able to steal a belt off some wino and fashioned an uberdouche shirt out with nothing more than old Hanes T-shirt and a sharpie.

His hott has man hands and may be part reptile, but outside of her right hand she's luciously smooth and I wouldn't feel the compulsion to buy her a sammich.

Fluff is just stripped down douchebaggery. You don't need money or Ed Hardy to bring the 'tude. The kissy lips alone made both my hands form fists, looking for small cute animals to pummel.
 

Party Fluffkin FTW.

Audrina's got the henna hand that won't be grabbin' Fluffkin's nads - and with his right hand busy saying hi to the boys and his left hand securely keeping Audrina from bolting - it's the perfect time to punch him in his thin kissy lips.
 

How can I not go with Crabs McGee here? His douche is too mighty to overlook.

After taking several minutes to gather my courage, I look into a pair of eyes that allow me a glimpse into the most frightening of hells. Forget the abs, chest shavery, hat scrote-wankery, and the Jacksonesque gloves, and peer deep into that veneer of penultimate hollowness.

Mr. McGee cares not of his stupendous hott (I would gladly forfeit my constitutional rights to freedom of speech and trial by jury for the chance to snort her discarded toenail clippings), he cares not for learning, or trinkets, or shirts, or breathing. No, he lives to douche, douches to live. He is the love child of Smoot and E-Blow and has come to ascend to his rightful place atop Mount O'Turdus.

I tremble in such awesome douchiry. God help us. God help us all.
 

Crabs McGee based on his douchey accessories, and uberhott babe. Remember folks, its HOT chicks with douchebags, not attractive chicks with douchebags.
 

Crabs und Minnie.
I believe that they are Venezuelan, BTW.

Although Abby Licious probably likes sex more.
But this is not that kind of site.
 

Crabs McGee would win hands down if the whole picture wasn't so staged looking. Even though Minnie is a Pay-Per-Screw, she is very hott. On the other hand Fluffkin looks like a dumb kid and his squeeze is not hott. I cast my vote for Blackberry and Abby. She IS very this but trashy little spinners are fun to play with making Abby an acceptable "low boobage factor" hott. Blackberry simply needs to have his balls hammered into Crepes Douchzette before he replicates....can anyone cram an oily bilge rag in his mouth....quick.
 

Good contest this week. I'm gonna go with Crabs. Because oiled up, ab-revealing, white glove-wearing, hat-tilting punch-face douche deserves punch. In the face. And crabs. I could go on..

He also has the hottest hottety hot.

Fluffkin possesses true douche aura, but his 'girl' lacks tarmal and is therefore not an option.

Props to BB for a new move that could(and should!) win him a douchy this year.

Crabs FTL!
 

The Sharpie to the shirt is actually rather un-douchey, but the kissyface-crotchgrab asserts the scrotalissmo of Fluffkin. And his Hott is Hottest due to the hate-fuck factor. And the other two contestants are both "never want to see again" pics.

So Fluffkin it is. But seriously, if this dude is a major coke-head, that shirt is pretty funny. Not that he would get a notadouche or anything...
 

I would beat down Fluffkin with a baseball bat and a tire iron while wearing my own shirt saying "I like to beat down douches who smirk and grab their nuts while holding henna-wearing, red-bull drinking bleeths", but that would be too long to write, I think.

I still would beat him though.

Party Fluffkin FTW.
 

Crabs FTW - the hat, the glove, the pose that's designed to maximize the stench...and his hott is by far the best this week. Blackberry is more of a dork than a douche, and Abby has not the required boobage to be a true hott.
 

Crabs McGee gets my vote. His hott is an uberhott as noted but he is pure scrote. The shaved everything and showing his scrotal region. Unacceptable. I'm going to take a shower now after looking at him.
 

A=area
SB= side boob
SHUPA=shaved upper pubic area

mathematically speaking, A of SB > A of SHUPA therefore Minnie Vonna Shtup Mein Schlong FTW!
 

Party fluffkin
 

Blackberry Bob. Because he's a Eurobag. Because he's on a boat. And because he's just hardcore raging with a calculator strapped to his arm. Sure Pamela's a bit mannish, but this is the kind of shape you have to be in if you are hoping to climb Mt. Olympus.

Zeus
 

Uber-Crabs.
 

Blackberry Bob FTW.

Party Fluffkin: raising crotch grabbing to a not-so-fine art. An excellent effort, and you would have won my vote last week, but...

Crabs McGee and Minnie would make an excellent cover for another HCwDB's book. But too professionally posed, too...sterile, as much as bleeth & 'bag can be called sterile. I'm guessing he ain't getting any Minnie.

Blackberry Bob: you're in swim trunks and you're wearing a ridiculous watch and Blackberry? not sterile, not posed and real, but a moron. And Abby's not a bleeth (yet) and may yet be saved.
 

BB Bob.
 

Blackberry Bob FTW.

Because wearing a data phone on an armband as a brag is like putting a big ass sticker on your car's back window saying "YEAH BABY IT'S GOT A/C!!!".

And ALSO because Abby Licious could sit on a boat trailer hitch and kegel it into a railroad spike. With handlebar grips on it.

She's so tight she uses gummy worms as jelly dongs.

When you have sex with her you get stuck together like dogs and you have to get the old lady next door to throw cold water on you while yelling at you disapprovingly.

She has to use dental floss for sanitary napkins.

Her OB/GYN has to examine her with a needle and a crowbar.

Her bicycle seat is a BB.

She has to take a muscle relaxer just so she can pee.

Sperm have to approach her egg single file.

You get the picture.
 

Crabs McGee provokes a visceral reaction that demands your vote. But breathe deeply, count to ten, and this feeling will pass.

The coupling we really need to worry about is Party Fluffkin and his frattaint loving ladyfriend. Fratbags and the skanks who encourage them are all that is wrong with this country. This joker will flunk out of college, then be rewarded for his troubles with a high paying cush job from her father. All while kids who actually graduate stuggle to find a job of any kind. This is a travesty of a sham and I've seen it happen many times. Fratbags are truly rank. I would say they are the most malevolent of all douche subcategories. For that, this tool gets my vote.

PF FTW.

AV
 

The ability to project douche through simplicity is rare. But, when achieved, we must mock. Here it comes out with minimal clothing. And with minimal effort.

I see a black and white landscape of HCwDB. A metaphorical contrast of color. And of HC with uber-scrote. Crabs outfit shows forethought. His hott pairs nicely.

...And by pairs I mean "Whoohoo! boobies!"
 

Okay, firstly, let's just go ahead and disqualify Crabs McGee. There's something wrong with this picture, and I don't mean that Crabs has the anatomy of a Ken doll. We need to disqualify this picture because it's surely done to fill somebody's modeling portfolio. It doesn't matter which of the two, because this whole setup is poorly planned. I don't know why one would look fabulous in front of a supply closet. I don't know if this location was chosen at the last minute, or they liked the look of the door, I don't know. Like all things douche/bleeth, there's no logical explanation. Least they could have done was take the paper sign off said supply closet door, but that's a putz for you.

Sweet Jeebus is Minnie hott? I think I could be arrested based on my thoughts alone. It's okay, honey, you don't know what dirty depraved things you're doing in my head right now.

The next two are virtually a tie, and we'll have to break them down piece by piece to get a full picture and know how to decide for the Weekly.

Blackberry Bob brings the skinny putzmonkey that works a cell phone kiosk at the mall buttmunchitude to the table. Maybe he's made a bit of money selling Amway. At least enough to rent a boat. I don't know. Dude's pushing forty and looks like the kind of guy that buys into that get-rich-quick bullshit. It's fine, though. He doesn't need to purchase or store the items he sells! The Blackberry armband seals it, though. He's more of a putz than a douche, and loses points for this.

Abby, while a bit too stringy for my tastes, is going along with the joke, so I can't dislike her that much. They've both got that infomercial glee which, while it does cause one to sigh and shake their head, does not inspire rage.

Good on ya, Bob! You goofy sonofabitch!

Oh Party Fluffkin. I'm fairly sure that your beater declaration is as creative as you're capable. In fact, the interior monologue of both the unfortunates in this picture can best be described as an empty two liter of Sam's Choice cola, which also happens to be past it's expiration date. The studded belt and crotch grab end the debate. What we have here is an alpha baboon during mating season. There is no joy, only marking his territory with the silly self fondle. Which is pretty funny, when you think about it.

You gotta give him some points, though, defying the tightly defined aesthetic standards of his ilk by daring to date curvy Audrina and her hideous burn scar/lobster claw/reptilian alien hand. Take notice, fratchoads, Fluffkin thinks outside the box! Well, sort of. He'd fuck a stump if he didn't have to worry about what his friends thought.

So that's my vote for the Weekly. Party Fluffkin it is.
 

I state without equivocation that Minnie torpedoes all competition this week and is worthy of Hall of Hott. Bow ties and stockings take her game to the stratosphere. And by stratosphere, I mean splooge.

Crabs goes in the totally opposite direction -- nearly all of the accouterments we have come to label, mock and shame.

And so in their vivid antithetical juxtaposition we have the essence of HCwDb. Crabs FTW
 

Crabs McGee FTW!

Boobs, Frederick's of Hollywood lace teddy, and the J. Peterman safari hat puts him so over the top of douchery that even Minnie's D-cups are not match for him.
 

My vote is for Crabs.

Prototypical hot chick with a douchebag. Blackberry didn't quite have the hott to go with his douche, and I would have to say the same for Party Fluff and his hott. Plus, I'm pretty sure Party Fluff is a chick, cause it doesn't look like he's grabbing much in that picture.

But Crabs...he's uber Van Damme douche as db1 stated. Plus that shaved and oiled groin reveal...does it get any douchier than that????? I mean, that move alone is really one of the most powerful solitary finishers in the douche armory/repertoire. Minnie is also classic hott, what with her seductive black stockings and plethora of cleavage.

So even though I never want to look at this cataclysm of oil and scrotiness ever again, my conscience tells me that I must give Crabs McGee the vote in this weekly. It just wouldn't be right to vote otherwise.
 

I'd love to vote for Crabs if the picture was more candid. It looks too much like a print ad for STDs for me to take seriously.
Blackberry Bob just looks like an idiot. I'm not convinced that he's a full-time douche... though he's got it down pretty well for a part-timer.
My vote, therefore, has to go to the self-fluffing Party Fluffer.
His DIY douchosity is that of a scrote who is comfortable and confident with his choadwankery.
His sneer has been perfected to the point where he no longer has to wear Affliction or Ed Hardy shirts. He doesn't have to go topless inside the club. He takes off his designer sunglasses and still deserves to be slapped with a lake trout.
With so little in the way of douchecessories, no visible tatts, and no bling, you'd wonder how he even got into the weekly. But that douche face and the crotch-grab seals the deal. The power of scrote is naturally strong in this one. He is a douche by his own standards. His douchosity is recession-proof. It is him, not his props that make him douchey.
Party Fluffer FTW.

btw: Fluffy's Bleeth is hot enough for me.
 

Crabs ftw. His shimmery, glossiness just screams - i live at home. His soft-core dominatrix hott just intensifies his scrotitude
 

Blackberry Bob.

They've probably just finished a round of Peltikattos at the Lily Pond.

I vote for Bob and elongated Gabriel Anwar-hott because I'm pretty sure he was instrumental in 73% of all Credit Default Swaps at Citi.

He's the perfect amalgamation of a histrionic trust fund douche and a "my other car is a Specialized" rockhopper douche. Probably smart and woefully unfunny, he's still of the idea that irony is the bases for all humor and that humor gets panties to drop.

So he figures, "Hey...I can show people I'm all about CDO's AND be cheeky about it."

And yes...Gabby is slender and lithe, but dollars to tofu donuts she studies birkam yoga 5 days a week and can lick her own back.
 

I'll go with Crabs McGee. He has such a puchable face. He is also the only one with a true hott.
 

Crabs is a clear winner in this weekly....

However, the Blackberry Strap may get a few votes for douchiest accessory in the Yearlies.
 

Hey! I've never seen this...

Can we stuff the ballot box at HCwDb?

I would give a pair of votes for Minnie's pair.

And I would make the request, that if she goes to the Hall of Hott, that maybe Crabs Van Damme is pared from the picture?
 

Pamela's abs beckon me, but Crabs McGee's douchosity is just off the charts. Much like the search for extrasolar planets, these other douchebags ... whose douchitude are all close to those of celestial objects ... are simply lost in the glow of this particular Douche Sun on the verge of supernova.

His hot is also spectacular, but, again, all outshone by the douche luminosity emanating from this one. Sweet sweet Minnie, you need to back away before you get caught in the gravity well and can't esc ... oh, never mind. She's lost, perhaps to emerge in an alternate reality (where these morons are given the proper mockings by society they deserve, I hope).

Anyway, Crabs McGee for the win. And for some penicillin, he's in need.
 

BBB FTMFW. I used to sell CDS with Bob at AIG's Financial Products Division.
 

I have to go with Crabs. His picture reminds me of when I was a small child. I saw the Sweet Pickles van pull into my driveway. I ran out to the van expecting to be met with fun yet educational learning material. However, instead of the Sweet Pickles gang in the van there were two furries "yiffing". You just never see that coming. Also Minnie reminds me of the furry fox who was getting donkey punched by the furry rabbit in the Sweet Pickles van.
 

Crabs' hat and expression of serene, Euro-smuggness sickens me. His oily, freshly-plucked skin is reminiscent of an oven-broasted chicken.
Minnie Von Schtupp, although stunning and delectable, leaves me somehow conflicted. I find little contrast between her and Crabs, and therefore hate her almost as much.
Nonetheless, this pic makes me wonder if Hitler and Eva Braun posed like this, right before throwing down the cyanide and bracing for the bunker buster.I hope so.
Crabs FTW
 

God, this is tough.

Fluff, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish... but Crabs is the best douche of all time (of this week)!

So, Crabs FTW
 

Crabs is too douchey to be denied. Is that a white Michael Jackson glove on his hand?
 

Holy conundrum Batman! My head is about to explode from the anxiety of choosing this week.

Some have argued for Fluffkin, on various ground, but damn, that thing he's holding onto (with the left hand, not his tiny wienie) is just too damn ugly. Not a hot, not even a warm. And he's just a wanker, not a full-bird douche. Gotta reject them both.

Abby is the best all-time argument for free government-sponsored boob jobs. (Is that gonna be part of Obamacare?) Get something injected, implanted, or just glue on up there and she would be USDA Choice. Him? Small-time douche. Ain't even got no tats! The watch is pretty gay though.

Speaking of gay, Crabs is the black hole of gayosity. He sucks (literally) everything that is gay around him into his black hole and makes it one with him in the gayverse. He must be declared obscene, because under the legal definition, he has no socially redeeming value. I reject him totally.

Thus, my vote is for Minnie, and only Minnie. Photoshop Crabs out of the picture, and just post Minnie's tremendous ta-ta's on the site. She is the perfect example of why we need to defeat breast cancer in our lifetimes.
 

Gotta go with Crabs FTW.

Probably because of those two salient missles being proudly displayed....boobies...
 

Crabs. The overwhelming D-Stench overwhelms any thought of a gaybag exemption.

Douchie Howser
 

Mike 8:27,
HAAAA, don't do that shit man, coffee burns when it's expelled through the nostrils.
 

Finalist #1: Crabs McGee. The hat + backpack straps while shirtless gives him the edge.
 

Crabs just make me believe I HAVE the crabs.

Minnie may be a Thermian using an appearance generator to mimic human form, but she's managed incredibly, and I'd motorboating her until I passed out (at which time she'd steal my wallet and use my SSN to get a mortgage).

Weekly winner, champion, and a worthy competitor to the eventual 2009 HCwDB awardee, E-bL-O. This is Crabs!
 

These girls all look a little Bleethed beyond repair, so Blackberry Bob FTW, for the simple fact that he takes a time out from "partying" to trade stocks with his "smart" phone. I bet he pretends it's a gun and like blows pretend smoke its barrel then pretends to twirl it around his index finger before he slides it back in that stupid little holster when he makes a sale mid-party. And Abby just encourages it, as long as he is paying for the drinks.
 

Tough one, DB1, tough one. All three deserve a beatdown, yet all three also carry major disqualifiers.

Crabs takes portrait photography on a decidedly unwanted trip to the uncanny valley with a fuck-upedness that usually takes a committee of civil servants to fully unleash. I want to hurt him for looking like such as tool, yet I feel sorry for him that his luck ran out when his photographer turned out to be some failed euro artschool autistic savant with a boner for Michael Jackson.

Blackberry Bob looks like almost every other cubicle commando I've ever seen at the beach. He's acting up for the camera, but I don't see any long term danger to Abby, besides melanoma and anorexia. He deserves at least a slap to the side of the head, at most having his phone tossed off the pier while I fondle Abby's glutes. With my penis.

Party Fluffkin is easily the most rage-inducing stain this week, yet I'm kinda attracted/repulsed by Audrina. He clearly has no inkling of anything that doesn't directly involve him avoiding work or getting drunk or laid. Right there that clinches it for him. But Audrina can't pull the "Hot Chick" factor outside of the somewhat narrow flat chest chubby burn victim fetish demographic. Sadly, while I can shank the schnauzer to pretty much any godawful porn out there (and I've tried a lot of 'em), The though of Audrina's belly roll and boobs beating a syncopated rhythm on my gut while she raked her Predator claw on my back requires a determined focus on dog rape/Brazilian fart porn to keep my Hansen happy.

What's a bag hunter to do????

Go with my fist. And my fist wants some personal time with Party Fluffkin.
 

Crabs, just cause I like looking at Minnie's sweet, sweet funbags.

He, quite obviously, does gay porn for a living.
 

It's gotta be Crabs. He is the pompitous of douche.
 

I need a ruling. Are we voting on which one is the biggest douchebag, or which douchebag has scored the hottest hott?

Party Fluffkin offends me to the core. A wife-beater with "I like to party" HAND WRITTEN ON IT, with a studded belt and doing both the crotch grab and kissy lips. Fuck me, he's a douchebag. But his "hott" hurts his case, especially when there's Crags McGee up there with a girl that just might be worth the burn. He's more tool than 'bag, though. BBB, meanwhile, is just a dork.

Please help, I am in need of guidance.
 

Crabby.

And let's find some fatty's for DB1 since he thinks one of the hottest hots every to appear on this site isn't good enough for him.
 

anon's blow
 

Oh hell, I have to go with Party Fluffkin ftw. There is a clear threshold on his hott appeal, but his doucheness knows no bounds.
 

db1- you peed on one leg? wasn't it more warm and wet than profound? even my clients know to lift their leg out of the way....

some hilarious arguments out there for each of the pairings.

but, it is snowing outside and the only pairing i can think of is minnie and me by the crackling fireplace as she takes over pack-leader duties for the evening.

i rehabilitate douches, i train hotts.

i am the douche whisperer.
 

Blackberry Bob.
 

Party Fluffkin is unbelievable, the message on his shirt is terrific but that mug is begging to be hit with a shovel. Party F FTW.
 

blackberry bob FTW

Army of Douche-ness
 

while Fluffkin is by far the most punchable, for the top Douchey/Hott comingling, I can still find the motivation to stomp the living crap outta of Bob & have lots of energy left to raid Abby Licious's blackberry patch!

BB ftw
 

Crabs, for exhibiting the most grease this side of Dick Cheney's arteries.
 

Easiest choice in a while. I’m going with the hottest chick, Minnie Von Shtup, and the hairless, oily, sack of various and sundry jelly dongs she's standing next to.
 

Crabs McGee FTW - He worked so hard to get that pose just right so his abs are flexed. He put his left hand in his pocket just right so his tricep is flexed. All the while he has his arm around Minnie just right as to flex his chest. With all the flexing he is able to maintain a thousand yard stare and keep his Scooby Doo back pack from slipping off. Brilliant Crabs, brilliant.

The matching glove and hat are so gay, they defy all logic and cannot be mocked further than the obvious.

Minnies only fault is agreeing to pose with Crabs, but a job is a job.

Dr. DB
 

And though I don't agree with his verdict, Captain Bringdown's comment merits front page status or my middle name ain't Aloysius.
 

When I first saw the headline , Crabs McGee I didn't know which one of them it was refering to ...

The only way to improve the photo of Party Fluffkin would be if you replaced that hand cranking down on his package with a rabid pit bull

Gotta go with Blackberry Bob and Abby Licious FTW thinking that he is showing off the most. I mean aren't we all impressed with a Blackberry , huge watch on a gay white leather wristband and a pose right out of the "Elvis, Live from Hawaii" TV special from 70 years ago...


Anyone that thinks Abby isn't hot is obsessed with boobs...


Boobies!
 

I gotta vote for Crabs McGee. The reasons being:
1) Blackberry Bob doesn't make my anger rise, and his "hott" doesn't making anything else rise, either.
2)Party Fluffkin = poser. He is obviously trying too hard to be THAT guy. He smacks of being a douchebag-wannabe, which is so incredibly sad I want to vomit. And I refuse to reward/enable that behavior with a vote.
3) Crabs has all the douche-nozzle attributes, including a hott that makes my pants tight. Also, DB1, you had me at "Von Shtup."
 

Although my vote went to Crabs, I must give Abby some serious props. Love the abs, and the total bod. Anyone can get fake boobs, but Abby will remain hot far into her late 40's with a body like that.

Dr. DB
 

Is it too late to stuff the vote box?

I would like to stuff the box for my third time as a shout-out to stuffing Minnie's box.

I would lick all the road-tar salts for the entire length of Germany's autobahn, just to stuff Ms Von Shtup's box.
 

Party Fluffkin FTW
 

What comes first? Douche attitude or Douche wardrobe? The eternal question may never be answered but in Party Fluffkin's case it is clearly Attitude. The back of his shirt says "F*ck yoo". And Audrina's panties have ink all over them. I should know, I bought them on Ebay. Party Fluffkin FTW.
 

Crabs McGee FTW! Where's his equipment? Maybe I don't want to know.
 

Crabs all the way. This picture is worth a thousand word essay on why the natural state of man is barbarism, war, and darkness.
 

Crabs McGee
 

When your doucheaura is so strong that you need not hand gestures, bling, douchey tattoos, or other douche accessories, and you almost completely outshine and distract the eye from your delicious hotts boobs with your copious doucheslime, you deserve the weekly.

And a nomination for the yearly even, where hopefully at your acceptance speech you will be promptly interrupted by Kanye who will drunkenly argue that his taint is shinier than yours.

Minnie Von Shtupp is equally bleethy as Crabs is douchey. It's as though she is competing with Crabs for the 'Whose chest is harder' trophy. And by trophy I mean her thigh-high-clad wishbone splitters give me a tickling sensation around my sac region. I'd still slip it to her raccoon-eyed ass though, but I'd wait till she was sleeping...then give her my best pickup line...

"...are you awake?" poke.poke.

Crabs McGee and Minnie FTW, because one day they will both have many shiny wrinkles. And wrinkled silicon boobies are to die for.
 

So hard a choice; Crabs equals all that is wrong with this world, Party Fluffkin is a piece of trash, plain and simple. Crabs only saving grace is that he is probably giving all the chicks he bangs some sort of STD (vaginal warts, syphilis, and/or AIDS) which is proper punishment for the girls who are attracted to such filth. So basically, Crabs is a disciplinarian, which is needed by society. Hence, my pick for douche of the week goes to Party Fluffkin, as he offers nothing to society.
 

Definitely Crabs McGee. The picture itself is an atrocity of WTF? It makes me dizzy to look at it. Then I realize it's because I'm bleeding from my eyes, ears and nose.
 

Crabs is going to be in the running for HCwDB of the Year. Mark that down.

Crabs FTW. He. Shaves. His. Junk.

Game over.
 

If Crabs pulls this off (and as we study the exit polling data, it appears he may) with no tats, bling or mandana, it will be equivivelent to Tiger Woods winning The Masters without his clubs or putter, just kicking the ball down the fairway with his foot.
An incredible, unthinkable achievement.
 

I am reminded of the Carl Sagan Cosmos episode featuring the Heikegani Crab, who's shell bears a resemblance to the face of a samurai warrior due to unintentional artificial selection. The crabs that most resembled a human face were thrown back, while the rest were eaten.

Crabs McGee himself is obviously a product of similar artificial selection. None of his ancestors were deemed useful enough to be sent to prep school or go die for their country; they were just thrown back in the gene pool to further perpetuate their grotesque physical anomalies.

And speaking of selective breeding. I would gladly inseminate the young princess and sell our offspring into the slave trade, just so that I could comfort her in the throws of her despair and say, "It's okay my sweet, we'll try again." Rinse and repeat.

Crabs and oh-so breedable Minnie FTW.
 

@ scrotum pole said / 12:08

Ah, but don't forget the other half of the equation! And by its placement in the equation, I think it only fair to assume HC>Db?

And the White Hottness that is Minnie Von Shtup may be marginalizing all that is doucheness for this particular week. The torpedoes dazzle and blind as to the distinctions of the three scrotes, who certainly are scrote-worthy in each of their own rights.

BTW, May I tag the vote box for a 4th time? And by tagging the vote box I mean choking my chicken.
 

REDNECKSS!!!
 

Blackberry Bob. Because he's Danish but he bought those shorts to make him look Swedish - as if Danish wasn't douchey enough.

Olof Oloffssonn
 

Listen. I'm gonna keep it simple. Crabs McGee's hott has the best sideboob. I may not want to see that "groinal shave" but i do want to see her sweet sideboob again.





Crabs McGee for HCwDBofW.
 

Nader.
 

Mr. Crabs gimme a crab burger
 

"For it is written that mine handservant, Joseph Smith Jr., shall take unto him another wife; yea, even now. He shall deliver her from thy bondage in syphilization, and call her Minnie. And she shall cleave unto his stout and limber cock, even unto the end of days.

And mine other handservant, DB1, shall continue the good works that I have set before him, and award her a weekly. I am the Lord."

-The Book of Moron, 2 Nephi 14:69
 

Party Fluffkin,

He couldn't try any harder to call attention to himself.

I should have shown up in a wife beater that says, "I like to punch people in the face that call attention to themselves with stupid messages sharpeed on to their wifebeaters to compensate for their horrid fashion sense and lack of life skills."

The writing may get a little small though...
 

Crabs McGee for sure!
 

No contest. Crabs McGee and his uberBleeth Minnie. She's obviously a "professional" and so is he, it's just that she probably makes 3x what he does in a year, and doesn't have to spend 5 hours a day at the gym. She appears to be a professional sex worker, he's a professional idiot. He looks like an actor from a gay porn movie. In anycase, they both suck, and are just a vouple of ruts on the road of life as the wagon of history loses its wheels and flies off to an uncertain fate in the weeds.
 

Gotta go with the Blackberry Bob here. Crabs looks photo shop and Fluffy is a drunk college dork. Blackberry strapped to your arm=========MEGA douche. Lets not forget his watch and hair and douche face.

Plus, I love a chick whose abs show like that. She is smoking hot.
 

Crabs FTW simply because at some point that day he saw his reflection in a mirror and said, "That's a good look, I'm keeping that." Plus, Minnie is pure Teutonic goodness. She vill make you beg for your muddah.
 

It has to be Crabs and Minnie von Shtup for the weekly--the groin shave and the boobies full body wax boobies and the boobies tilt of the hat boobies clinch this boobies one for me.

--and did I mention the boobies. I could use Abby Licious's torso to display a delicious range of hot and cold appetizers, and not in the good way.
 

Crabs. He has fewer redeeming qualities than Blackberry Bob or Fluffkin. And they have no redeeming qualities.
 

Crabs FTW.

There just aren't any words. If there is a choad archetype, this dude is as close as it can get.
 

What can I say?

I like stuffing some boxes

#5 FTW: Ms Von Shtup -n- douchebag Crabs Van Damme
 

FDD 12:19

OK, maybe a little overstated.
 

100
 

While Party Fluffkin brings the goods, Crabs Mcgee is to his goods what Monica Belucci is to Crucial's cracked out whore of a mother. He is a poo-storm of offal. His hotte is sent from Venus to take over our planet by turning all the males into brainless wank-machines. He is jean claude van douche personified.

Fear his shorn scrotum, for it is the future.
 

At first, Blackberry Bob struck me as a dimwit. He still does, but I digress.....anyway I thought, "If he doesn't want to put his Crackberry in his pocket for fear of getting it wet after taking a dip in the water, then why didn't he just leave it in the car?" And then I realized he was too self-important to not field any sort of contact he may have anticipated receiving, especially since others might be watching. But I'm not voting for him, even though Abby is an oh-so-fine and slender hardbody and obviously the least bleethy of the hotts here. There's not enough rage inducement in that pic, even if he is just an ineffectual middle management suckup.

That leaves Crabs vs. Fluffkin for the Weekly here. Fluffkin is a cheapskate twit, using a Sharpie to scrawl some stupid message on his newest 'beater. But hey, at least he can say he got to cop a feel that night. The party was in his palm and everyone was comin'.

But Crabs.....ugh. Named after an affliction no one wants, patterning his dress (such as it is) after a dead pedophile (yeah, I know it was never proven, yada yada yada), and just being an all-around greasy scrotewank. Topping off the pic is the apparent Photoshopped(?) blurring of perhaps a scar or some embarrassing tatt in the groin region. What's he trying to hide? Certainly not the fact that he's a douche.

So it's Crabs McJackoGee FTW this week. Note how Minnie Hott is trying to sneak her other arm up behind her to grab the dagger that is carefully hidden in her vest. She and her wonderful sideboob and legs secretly want to escape Crabs' clutch, so she's about to make a Malibu Ken doll out of Crabs before he follows her home and molests her 12-year-old brother.
 

Crabs McGee

If it is a corporate picture, then all the more reason to hold up its shame to the blinding light of mock.
 

I think it's two guys. what's with the huge bloody hand?
 

Crabs McGee, no contest.

His lame MJ-inspired excuse to show off his greasy shaved crotchal region is equivalent to hotts wearing a bra and an eyepatch and calling it a pirate costume.

which is, in the end, classic DOUCHE.

not to say that female pirates aren't mouth-wateringly hot.
 

Blackberry. He probably isn't as big of a douchebag as crabs in person...but he's a different kind of douchebag and he cracks me up. Plus his hot is EXTREMELY hot. I've noticed a lot of the girls on this site recently have been pretty soggy, sloppy, and/or dirty. This girl has a smoking hot (TIGHT) body.
 

Mother Fucking Crabs McGee has my vote.
Look at that face! Oblivious to the world around him,especially the gorgeous rack next to him,which he is practically keeping at arms length so abs are not to be abscured (ha,pun intended) during this photo.Crabs is also afraid of the cooties that are crawling on said gorgeous rack.Hence the glove.Hat-face combo make me angry. Oh so punchable. Hat-face combo needs to be lit on fire and then put out with a cinder block.
 

Crabs FTW.
 

Full body wax, and fap-fap-hat,
It can only be, Crabs McGee!
 

Blackberry Bob for the innovative douche manouvre and his non-conventional hottie.
 

There are some women so blindingly hot that they can roll out of bed in a white t-shirt, do absolutely nothing to themselves, and still knock the world on its collective ass.

There are some men so blindingly douchey that they can roll out of bed in a white t-shirt, do absolutely nothing to themselves, and still knock the world on its collective ass. Party Fluffkin is one of those men.

Party Flufkin FTW and by FTW I really mean WTF as in, "WTF is that gutter-trawling skagwich doing with mehndi on her hand?"
 

@ Medusa Oblongata / 6:02

I almost feel compelled to address you as Medusa-ji?
 

Voting for one of these douchebags is asking for them to show up in the monthly, therefore I vote NO.

Okay, Fluffkin.

Damn, I hope they all lose.
 

@ Croosh 10:32

Couldn't agree more my man. Succinct, articulate and bang on the money.

Crabs (of the anal region) FTW
 

Party Fluffkin, because just looking at him gives me hand cramps, stomach cramps, and a desire for surgical clamps.
 

Fluffkin for the win. This is the guy that seems to be at every party. Always yelling DRINK! to anyone that is already drinking. Everyone smiles and sips hoping he moves on to someone else never wanting to waste their breath speaking to him.
 

blackberry bob not a douche, fluffy makes me sick
 

It was a tough call between Fluffkin and Crabs. BB Bob, nor Abby, really pulls enough weight... literally, now that I think about it.

Fluff is DEFINITELY doucherrific, but I believe I have to go with Crabby Patty. Staged or no, that picture defines this website! And, of course, Minnie... oooohhhooohhohhoooooo Minnie.
 

Crabs is a paid model good job
Fluffy has a sharpie and a 'tude
Fluff wins
 

Minnie is the runaway winner in this weekly's roster of hotts. the question is just whether Crabs can bring her home.

well, technically, Crabs needs to bring his douchiness home, so to speak, to win this weekly. but if he brings Minnie home to have his way with her, that's... well... no different.

and i just do not - i repeat - do NOT need to engage in this kind of speculation. i just need to vote for Crabs & Minnie.
 

Party Fluffkins has mastered the douche-face, but the crotch-grab has long gone from a douche move to a symbolic tribute to the late Michael Jackson for a great many non-douches. This still does not excuse it in public, being done by a douche, but come on. He's clearly drunk, as is his hott. And he likes to party. Very non-threatening. I'd just pat him on the head if I was at that party.

Now Crabs McGee, on the other hand, is a professional douche, not to be trifled with. He's wearing the ever-popular douche fedora, cocked at a jaunty angle. He has a white glove on his right hand (This Michael Jackson tribute, if indeed it is an homage to the late singer, is unacceptable and douchey on all accounts) and AN OILED TORSO. I'll repeat that.

THE MAN OILED HIS TORSO. AND SHAVED HIS GENITALS. AND TOOK A PICTURE.

This man is not only sporting this look in public, he's proud enough to flaunt it with Minnie, the lovely Swede. His nonchalant look speaks volumes. It says, "Yeah, whatever bro. I'm tan and oily and I got minnie. My white glove and hat are mad pimpin'. You got nothin."

Crabs McGee needs to get AIDS in his eyeballs.

But if that doesn't happen, then let's at least mock him again in the monthly.
 

Good grief, give it to Crabs McGee and his Hott. He carries off a "Frank Sinatra-and-hat" look with the body of Jean Claude Van Damme, and she displays
a "Frankly, I sin and don't give a damn" look with the body of Brigette Bardot.
 

Ken and Barbie, errrr... Crabs and Minnie von Schtupp. They both like Schitzengrüben!
 

While all three are as loathsome as the usual weekly specimens of douchery, I'll go with Party Fluffkin.

While his hott is "meh" at best, he exudes the aura of trying too hard to be Blackberry Bob or Crabs McGee... like a little brother emulating his older sibling. And that's what pushes him over the top. He looks at the other two and says, "Yeah, bro. They're uber-cool. That's who I want to be. Party on!"

Plus, I suspect the chowderhead meant to write "I like to potty" on his shirt and is grabbing his micro-penis in an attempt to have someone direct his sorry ass to the head. So he's a douchebag AND a fuckhead.
 

Crabs FTW! I once heard one person call another a cunt rag. Now I know exactly what they meant. His hott has the best mammary missiles of the bunch too!
 

Crabs McGee FTW. Overwhelming douchal intensity and a seriously hot hott. Case closed, and by "case closed" I mean "sledgehammer to where Crabs' nads used to be and oil and marshmellow creme rubdown for Princess Minnie"
 

I must go with Blackberry Bob FTW. Not only did he strap a Blackberry to his arm, he's proud of it. Proud of it. What a douche.

Its enough to make a man change his name to Anonymous and use it as a pick up line in some dark corner of the planet. "Hey babe, want to have sex with an anonymous stranger? It just so happens that my name is Anonymous..."

Dear God, I think I've become a douchebag.
 

Too many forget this is called hot chicks with douchebags, not kinda plump chicks with guys sporting t-shirts potentially worn for irony or flat chested chicks with manly six packs and potentially not-a-bag just stupid geeks on a boat.

People, wake the fuck up!

Hence, to anyone with a fucking brain either with or without ample breakfast scotch (like I am now) voting knows the only one who fulfills HCwDBs in this poll is Crabs. Anyone not voting for him, go away to TMZ or some other site where your kind crawl around.

Crabs, the only HCwDB image in this poll.
 

"Hence, to anyone with a fucking brain either with or without ample breakfast scotch (like I am now) voting knows the only one who fulfills HCwDBs in this poll is Crabs. Anyone not voting for him, go away to TMZ or some other site where your kind crawl around."

Wow. His holiness has spoken. Meow.
 

Got to go with crabs mcgee. The gleam of poo is so bright it blights the sun. That, and his hot, although nearing a stage 3 bleeth, is still oggle worthy.
 

Ok, well-- 130 posts into it but the Crabs McGee and the Princess just too contrived and by contrived I mean they are trying to win the Weekly.

Blackberry Bob is an asswit, but not really the calibre of douchebag that leaves much of an exit wound, although his watch is scrotacular. In addition, for my taste, Pamela is nothing if not mouthwatering. But, the hott can't carry the contest...

Which brings us to Party Fluffkin. It is not that he is lewdly grabbing his crotch. It is not that he is making textbook douchelips. It is not his piglike eyes, or suspiciously uni-brow like brows. Nor is it the apelike scrawl on his t-shrit. Neither is it that his nicely browned hot appears to have recently withdrawn her hand from a yak's sphincter.

No: it is that he appears to have ironed the creases into the groinal regions of his pants, so that the crotch grab would appear that much more substantial.

This attention to detail should not go unrewarded.

Fluffkin and Co., FTW.

--VS
 

They're all swine, but Crabs has that arrogant Douche vibe that incites instant, visceral rage. Crabs!
 

Dude, as bad as the groinal shave is on this OUT OF CONTROL DOUCHEBAG, Crabs McGee has to get my vote...the other two don't even come close. This guy may already be a shoe-in for the Douchebag of the Year. That is like "shock and awe" douchiness...how would you even respond to that if you saw it in public?!? LORD, HAVE MERCY!!
 

Hey, did nobody else notice this?

CRABS MCGEE is THE OTHER OOMPA PROMPA!!!!!!!

i.e. not Fung.

Please tell me I'm wrong about this. I want very much to be wrong.