Templeton appears to be signaling the size and location of the incision he’ll be performing later that evening in an effort to harvest her liver to finance the next semester at the community college.

And I would like to buy that liver.

For obvious reasons.
 

Can someone please throw a bar of soap at these two?
 

Based upon their collective work, Hair Templeton has had his hands surgically sewn into the scissors sign. That is so cool. A picture of you two smiling and enjoying each others company would have been boring. But the blank stare and scissors hand is much better.

Dr. DB
 

This picture is actually the Christmas Card they send to their friends and family. Ma templeton was so proud to see her boy with a Corona, you know that's imported beer. He is the pride of the trailer park. As a matter of fact, just last week a man gave Julie one hundred dollars for a lap dance. Someday they're gonna live in doublewide with Stainmaster burber carpet.
 

Da doosh aura iz blind IN !!!!
 

Where the fuck is this party, the surface of a quasar? Turn off the flippin' lights, I don't need to see you two that well.

While the Bleeth's hips make me happy in my happy place, her face bears the haggard resignation that only a couple dozen back alley abortions can bring. One of them got away and immediately distributed Chick tracts to the other failed zygotes smattering the lane.

Sometimes, posting here, I feel kinda bad. Then I get over it.
 

Although, certainly rife with STD's himself, Templeton is taking a huge risk cavorting with Mary Jane Rottencrotch. This bleeth's vaginal discharge has very nearly disintegrated her shorts.
 

Damn it, DB1! My anti-virus freaks the fuck out every time Templeton and his none-more-Bleeth pop up on my screen.
 

Baguette FTW!
 

*sniff*

Anyone else smell HPV?
 

Oh, and somewhere in Outer Mongolia, there's a short little guy with a huge fucking melon.
 

Most polluted of 2009?
 

Her butt makes squishing sounds when she bends over.
 

This thread eerily resembles the lives of these two in that no one gives a crap.
 

"One of them got away and immediately distributed Chick tracts to the other failed zygotes smattering the lane." Mike 11:31 FTW. In fact, if there is a write-in for best one-liner of the year, I nominate Mike for that one. I nearly passes a starfruit through my nose on that one. I got a pretty big nose and it still really hurt.

If there was ever a great ad for condoms, this is is. Not like "This hot couple is gonna have sex." I mean more like, "Yours could grow up to be these two."
 

As Tina absent-mindedly stuffed her FuddPuckers Tee shirt down her bikini bottom she doomed herself to learning a hard lesson about the adhesive nature of donkey jizz.
 

Hair Templeton is apprehensive about the lack of faux hawks in this weekly.
 

Even from this angle they're a match made somewhere near the bacterial ooze of an overly abused toilet rim.
 

He's saying, "Two in the pink."

She's saying, "One in the stink!"
 

To anonymous...I'd rather throw a large bottle of liquid soap at these two. It would knock them out better than a bar of Lifebuoy, Dove, Dial, Zest, Camay,Ivory, Safeguard, Sweetheart...

And everyone else around them would slip on it.
 

chad, while always an underachiever was throwing up his projected IQ level after mastering every animal sound on his "see n' say". jenny threw up an extra point to show her support

-douche bagel