Tammy Substitute Teacher MILF soon realized that underage boys in her classroom can give her a better one.
 

so douchey a caveman can do it.
 

He looks like he just fellated Iron Man.
 

Oh yes I would.
 

Grillz are so 2005.
 

Fake Grillz are lame.
 

Seriously?

I was positive that we were past this god aweful trend. Dude, you missed the bus by about two years.

Yeah, Tracy is delectable, but she's not flapping her tongue ring in your near vicinity because your ballin' with your mouth bling.

No, that would be the GHB fuck face, and you know it.
 

And you know that stupid (with store stickers still attached to authenticate it's "freshness") hat was atop his melonous head only moments before this picture was taken.

Congrats Tracy, now you're going to get date raped AND walk away with a festering case of lice.

The classic "Douchebag two for one special," sore genitals with a hearty side of infestation.
 

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Jesus Christ did Jaws knock up a neanderthal woman who had an abortion and threw out the mangled fetus that somehow managed to chew its way out of the dumpster, grow up, and mack on Tammy's tatas in the back of a Hyundai Genesis?
 

Ps. I'm pretty sure that's a dead muskrat on his chin.
 

She had me at the flash of the tongue stud...of course I would flee 3 picoseconds after the act.
 

As Vinnie popped a handful of new bling-flavored Kanye Krunchies into his mouth he learned a hard lesson about the adhesive nature of donkey jizz.
 

give him a stovepipe top hat and hide the grillz and you have an angry young Abe Lincoln about to call out Stephen A. Douglas.
 

oh...and Deeb Won...nice ref to the Duran Duran tune...they were douchebags before everyone knew what douchebags were!
 

No. I would not. And I am not lying. Cute girl, but she's tarted up and looking like a yam marinating in Bacardi. *Gag*
 

I would.

With Notadouche's Aunt's dangling labia after it was hot-dipped and cold-rolled and galvenized before being welded to DarkSock's kneecap with Medusa's micturition after a meal of broccoli and asparagus cooked on a bed of burgled monkey farts.
 

A young, douchy, mulatto version of actor Ron Perlman. I have met Ron Perlman, very friendly guy. I wish I could do him a favor and take a 2x4 to this guy's "gRilL".

-crazy-sexy-douche
 

Yes.

Yes, I would.

I'd even let her keep the hat on.
 

I know I've seen this chick in the back of a van that drives around Miami.

I swearz.
 

".....the adhesive nature of donkey jizz."

That must be why our good broheim is stuck on himself.
 

If you look closely, you'll see little itty bitty tooth fairies runnin' across his incisors trying to escape the cage that is GRILLZ.

If you step back, you'll see that his beard continues in a deep vee masquerading as the left side of his jacket.

And if you stand far enough away, you'll see he borrowed the limo's front end grillz for his mouthpiece. To impress the piece of action that is Tammy Hott.
 

I have only one thing to say:

Grrrrrrrrr back atcha', you doofus dog and silly bitch.
 

Lets see how white people get down!
 

To quote Bill Hicks, I bet her asshole tastes better than most girls' pussies. I would, definitely would. And I would make Jaws watch.
 

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He does kind of favor Donkey Kong
 

@ Wheezer

Ever have Jungle Jim's thick sliced bacon? It's off the hook.
 

That poor girl. Her stylist only colored half of her hair. I bet she paid full price too.
 

Lil' Jon is pulling a Michael?


YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 

@ Ernie

Lil' Jon? I thought he was trying to be Lil' Wayne.
 

Suit jacket with T-shirt ensemble? Did we time warp back to the 80s and Miami Vice?

Nice beard drandruff on your blazer, you metal-mouthed doofus.
 

It's the Geico caveman, with a bad haircut.
 

On a totally unrelated note, spell-check said I had misspelled "dandruff." I looked it up in the old Funk and Wagnalls and I had spelled it correctly. The definition was "A fine scurf that that forms on the scalp and comes off in small scales."

Scurf? Don't recall that from the long ago vocabulary classes. Flip to "S"...

"Loose outer skin thrown off in minute scales." Yuck.

Does that mean her piss flippers count as scurf? 'Cause you just know there's rot down in that frame.
 

Tammy was an Elementary Education major until she flunked Abnormal Psychology.

He was her prof. Teach what ya know.
 

The Grieco Caveman.
 

Who's the prick that slipped the Bonomo Turkish Taffy into my chalupa?
 

Oh, I would. Over and over. Then I would dive into a huge vat of penicillin.

Worth it though. And I'm allergic to penicillin.

Guess who hasn't gotten any in a while: THIS GUY!
 

Congratulations on your metal fronts, limo ride, and hot skank. Medium pimpin' at its finest.
 

This is what happens when you don't get an education. You forget that the Burger King wrapper IS NOT edible. I'll bet he spent the whole night trying to figure out how to get it off too.
 

Isn't that a Talibag or even a BrothaBag?
 

They are both too old to be pulling this crap.
 

He's been Munsoned
 

damn this site used to be good, but taking pictures of me from a bunch of jokes pictures from like 2005 is what this site is all about now?

im just glad that i was even close to a female and the closest you fags came was inches from your mothers asshole and possibly the one time you touched your retarded cousins tits.
 

^ Dude, my cousin has some nice ass titties, if you saw her awesome boobage in person, you'd understand.

And that would make me an "inbreeder or practitioner of incest," not a "fag," please get your nomenclature correct.
 

[...]im(sic) just glad that i was even close to a female[...]

Yeah, you wouldn't want people thinking you're gay, right?
 

Has anyone ever told this scrote that when you have that much metal in your mouth and get punched in the face, your lips need stitches?

Allow me.

B-B-B-Bag To The Bone.
 

Aw hell, B-B-B-Bag, just take a sledgehammer to his teeth, especially since the pussy had his photos deleted.

"Yeah, now how well are your teeth protected by 'da grillz,' huh?"
 

rich thought he would earn street cred with his mouth bling.... looks like he just earned a tranny stuck in the "accepting" position. i hope one of them brought mouth wash

-douche bagel