damn- thems some tasty asians. yummy yummy, I'd hello her kitty
 

In some towns it's called a "Melvin".


Couldn't say why but I bet it involves former major league catcher and manager Bob Melvin since baseball players have a lot of wierd superstitions and if a player got a wedgie then hit a home run, he'd take a wedgie every day during the pre-game warmups trying to recreate the magic.
 

Hmm, Asian hott on left needs a spanking.

Looks like the douche are winning world wide. Might as well give and go purchase a white belt.
 

Actually, there really is not that much to do in Parsippany.

So yes, DB1 is very much so in the right, here.
 

This is not what they mean when they say "Happy Endings" at the Tu Wong Foo Day Spa and Massage Parlor.
 

Does the chick on the right have a severe case of Scoliosis? Maybe I've had too much to drink...
 

Oscar's unusual talent for bending over, and lifting his shirt with his teeth came from years of practicing self-fellatio.
 

So the guy's only 5'4" tall. Cut him some slack; he's out with his 4'10" girlfriend in pink and her pregnant "big" sister. They all may need stepladders to get on the lovely leopard-skinned ottomans.
 

white belt is to douchebaggetry what black belt is to karate.
 

The Won sisters said, "He lost."
 

Me love you long time...
 

Sucky, sucky five darrahs...










:)
 

If you squint hard enough, you can almost make out the nipple on purple hott’s left breasticle.
 

Mmmm.

I'd like to Lucy their Liu's.

AV
 

Nguyen and his ladies prepare backstage for their staring roles in the reenactment of the Tit Offensive.
 

Fortunately for the employees at the largest concession stand along the Ho Chi Minh trail, the slow winter months allowed plenty of free time to horse around.
 

I still get a good laugh when I think of DarkSock's joke about the Grilling Fields in Cambodia a few months ago.

Heh heh.
 

They are waiting to be rescued by 'Hanoi Shame'.
 

If you gaze too long into the douche the douche will also gaze into you....NIetzsche
 

He's going to open a seafood shack offering the latest crustacean delicacies from the Black Sea.....



Rob's Turk Craws
 

OMG you managed to mention my home town on this site... I don't feel honored if you were wondering. Man I hate DB's with a passion.
 

Mr Choad's comment. fucking hilarious.

bravo.
 

Philosophy 2401: Moral dilemmas

Final exam.

1. Examine the attached photo. You have a single shot firearm, and you must take a shot. Do you,

a. drill the douchebag right in the abs?

or

b. Go for a two-fer, taking out a fashion victim and potentially a douche-spawn?

c. The barrel is longer than your arm, so no taking the easy way out.
 

Those Filipinas are sure cute until they hit 25, when the starch bomb goes off.

Looks like these two are a few months shy of 25, although the one on the right may detonate early as she's toting a future SF State student in her no doubt capacious womb.
 

the bleeth in black has scoliosis.
 

Clearly we're not the first to consider punching this Poo Stick in the sternum. From the looks of it he's taken more than his fair share of blows to the chest. Why he would want to lift his shirt and show off the permanent indent is beyond me.
 

And pardon me for potentially getting stereotypical with my observations but aren't Asians supposed to be smart? You would think these two Hotts would pool their collective gray matter and get the f*ck away from Mr. Chinwipe. No, he is not going to bring you to America. No, he is not going to open a restaurant and/or dry cleaner and make you financially secure. He's going to have his picture taken with his shirt up all night long, get very drunk, try to f*ck you, then blame it on you when he can't get it up.



And again, when did it become a violation of douche code to actually touch the hotts you are posing with? Man up and grab some ass, Grasshopper!
 

@ Ted 12:46

I'm squinting, I'm squinting!
 

The moo goo gai panhandler shows his stuff to the chickie-chickie- poo goo-guy manhandlers.
 

asians yeah
 

Several things here, sorry:

I had to clean the pic up, but she's not preggers, its a chair in the background blending in with her onesy-tard... thingy.

I'm almost tempted to give the guy a nottadouche, but the double asian hottness is off the scale.

I have to ever-so-gently, kinda, sorta defend "white" belts... but only because I golf... and such.
 

As Timmy absent-mindedly wiped his lower lip with his shirt he learned a hard lesson about the adhesive nature of donkey jizz.
 

some family members once observed that "Asians who grew up in North America often lose the delicate features of first generation Asians. they look all coarse and stuff..." (paraphrased)

i don't know what that means, but if you were to ask them for photographic illustration of their point, they'd probably point to pink dress bleeth on the left. black dress is kinda getting there.

and don't even talk about toothy wannabe boy. if Asian guys are wondering why they have a tough time with non-Asian chicks, blame this guy.

don't believe me? read this thread. (look for Frodo Brobaggins's comment... that was kind of a sensitive situation there... i think Medusa handled it well enough... i think)

this message brought to you by an avid Asian connoisseur of Asian culture (in case you can't tell from my avatar!). however, this does not necessarily imply that i'm more lenient on Asian douchebags.
 

@ Steve L. ^
Jeepers, that seems like it was a million years ago. I'm glad I didn't burn your ass with my thoughts on the matter. I can be very abrasive half of the time. The other half is always grossly misinterpreted despite my best intentions.

Funny we come 'round to this discussion again. A dear friend just mailed me a darling book about all things "kawaii" and I've been giggling myself to death over it all evening. And I got to thinking, there's another hitch for the Asian boys to overcome: the cute factor.

Think about it, from an Americanized perspective...what pop-culture items do we associate with Japan? Sanrio, sushi, Honda, Pokemon, small electronics. What do all those things have in common? Cute and little. Not what you're looking for in the hunt for cock.

Those of us who like international fare have endless jokes about Italian sausage and German bratwurst. A country known forb producing big, thick tasty sausage creates an association. A country that produces cute little toys, well...there ya go.

If Asia were to suddenly become famous for baseball bats, that might go a long way to shaking the stereotype.

By the way, America, the land of huge cars, ten gallon hats and 40-oz-ers, has produced some astonishingly teeny cocks. The stereotype is never an absolute.

All this talk about sausage made me hungry. And by hungry I mean I would like to take some foor out of the fridge and cook it.
 

Is that Bat Bags without his grill?
 

Oh dear.. Fashion sense in the far east have sure changed over the years. And I'm not talking about the cardboard cutout in the middle. Although I would like to know how they got that studded belt so damn shiny.

Not Really.
 

Hey Frankie, just order some nachos if you're hungry. Chewing on your shirt makes you like a slobbering drool-head AND a douche.
 

The three of them said, in unison, "Ruv you rong time, Joe! Five dollah make you hollah!"
 

I used to live in Parsippany. Fortunately I moved out.
 

Yeah, all the way to Boonton.
 

john thought that karen's sisters recital would be the perfect venue for his next ab reveal. grandma was pissed

-douche bagel
 

Haha what a bunch of jealous douchebags commenting on this pic. This guy is hot, regardless of the antics he pulls =)
Enough with the streotypes you haters...
hate hate hate!
 

Ohhhhhhh yah, he hot man! I rove him rong time!

Me sorry about streotype, but me rikey.