Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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Blythe demanded Hank return her cardigan, even if his shirtlessness in the slums of Istanbul meant the rats would come.
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At Tony Horton's urging, Larry the Cable Guy completed the 90 day challenge of p90x. Upon his finishing, he opted to take his whole shirt off rather than just the sleeves and declare himself as Larry the Slightly Swedish Guy.
His new saying has been narrowed to one of the following:
Get her bork.
Bork her done.
Get bork done.
His new saying has been narrowed to one of the following:
Get her bork.
Bork her done.
Get bork done.
The extremely horny Monique pleaded with Gay Rob for some public affection. Gay Rob, however was unstoppably interested in Photographer Pierre.
"Extra, extra, read all about it, faux-hawked uber choad gets his ass whupp'd and stripped bare by a petite brunette in the heart of Dublin's gay sector."
# posted by 
: 9:36 AM
: 9:36 AM
Jed sheds his cloak of jism & saliva as Eustice tries to prevent him from entering the Circle Jerk Olympics
Hank's mom struggled unsuccessfully to get him dressed, as Deorge had arrived to take him to the petting zoo and tell him about the rabbits yet again.
Avant-garde spray-paint artist 'Phizz' prepares to paint his most daring mural to date: "Goiters Flogged by Jellydongs" by having his assistant remove his chemise.
tired of him raiding her closet, Carmen cared little if she caused Phillipe to be late for the cabaret..
The world gets its first glimpse of the new porno, "TwiHARD", based on the worldwide phenomenon that is "Twilight"
After years of cliche brick walls and railroad tracks, publicity photos for bands you'll never hear about take an evolutionary leap sideways into Posertown.
While she could reclaim her shirt, Carmen could do little about Philippe's faux, which stood rigid from the pigeon semen...
Here's a clip from "Choaderator 2: Judgement GAY". Sarah Connor was only able to temporarily slow Arnie Schwarzdouche's progress towards the pinnacle of gaybaggery.
# posted by : 9:53 AM
: 9:53 AM
Amazingly, Shiela managed to run down Todd whilst wearing her favorite pumps.
# posted by : 10:04 AM
: 10:04 AM
There was no time to stop. Chad was already late getting the abs he borrowed back to BB Bob's Pamela.
As he marched down the alley, he was heard bellowing, "She may take my cardigan...but she will never take...MY FREEEEEEDOM!!!"
Blythe tried to stop Hank by grabbing his sweater, but he was so thin he was able to slip in between the threads and make his escape.
Anetka desperately grasped Slawek's arm. To her horror, the skin came loose like a garment and peeled away. The hardened insectoid form beneath was revealed. The metamorphosis was complete.
Sandra quickly put a sweater on her newest wax statue, "Gunther Walking," so that no one could see how badly she messed up the abdomen.
The global recession has forced Eastern Europeans to eat nearly all of their horses, mules and donkeys. Therefore, the Slovanian Government began experimenting with an innovative program, harnessing douchebags as beasts of burden.
Svetlana, driven by poverty and desparation, sprung out from shadows and wrenched the valuable shirt from another unsuspecting victim.
In a fit of rage, Monica ripped the shirt from Gunther's back, knowing, despite the overcast, he'd receive life-threatening sunburns on his pasty, nearly pigmentless, skin.
That isn't Istanbul, that's Newark, New Jersey.
Phil tries to escape from Claudia after she refused to accept the twenty he gave her for "cab fare."
Phil tries to escape from Claudia after she refused to accept the twenty he gave her for "cab fare."
# posted by : 12:00 PM
: 12:00 PM
Next, you want to remove the wrapping from your douche. Your douche should look like an undernourished street urchin with a pasty white exterior and nothing on the inside. Finally, gain a little self-respect and find another man.
# posted by : 1:09 PM
: 1:09 PM
Desparately trying to escape becoming the next victim, in a long line of brutally tortured boy sex slaves, Peter struggled in vain to escape Medusa's grasp through the back alley slums of Chicago's south side.
Despite her pleas and cajoling, Peter decided he was not interested in yet another one of Diane's fixations: earnest after dinner alleyway debates.
# posted by : 2:33 PM
: 2:33 PM
Uwe Boll's list of atrocities now includes "The Diary of Anne Frank: as Told by the Cast of Stomp."
# posted by : 2:42 PM
: 2:42 PM
Hank finally mustered up the courage to go after the two fifth-graders who gave him that outhouse 'swirlie.'
As Mona tugged fiercely, Todd quietly swore he'd never pass out in a gay bar and allow himself to be Supermanned again.
As Mona and Todd wriggled furiously to break free, they learned a hard lesson about stepping in highly adhesive donkey jizz.
As Todd hallucinated about doing his little walk down the catwalk, Cindy cursed the angel dust and struggled furiously to put the last of his clothes back on.
Todd is mauled by an unidentified woman after winning the International Streetsweeping competition's "Cleanest F*cking Alley Ever" event.
--VS
--VS
# posted by : 4:31 PM
: 4:31 PM
Hank's first exposure to the sun in years caused his entire top layer of skin to slough off. His friend Blythe was kind enough to help him remove it. They then spent the rest of the night making Silence of the Lambs jokes.
# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
"As Todd hallucinated about doing his little walk down the catwalk, Cindy cursed the angel dust and struggled furiously to put the last of his clothes back on."
dangit sock that was all i had. hows about shared credit? yes? yes?
dangit sock that was all i had. hows about shared credit? yes? yes?
# posted by : 10:39 PM
: 10:39 PM
There's a place for us, Doucheland's a place for us...
I want to be in America,
Jerseys's a place in America,
I could go douche in America,
baring my abs in America.
I want to be in America,
Jerseys's a place in America,
I could go douche in America,
baring my abs in America.
Wait! Don't go! I've got a real shot at getting on hotchickswithdouchebags.com with a scrote like you.
"Wait, Trent". Bianca says. "You know they want you to be an empty palette, BEFORE you go into the Ed Hardy Store".
# posted by : 6:41 AM
: 6:41 AM
Sophie tried desperately to stop Silas but he slipped out of his robe to get the Grail
# posted by : 6:06 AM
: 6:06 AM
I haven't seen any of the other comments on here, but it just makes me think of....
"I'm....too sexy for my shirt.....to sexy for my shirt..."
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"I'm....too sexy for my shirt.....to sexy for my shirt..."
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