Boing!
 

Yes, please.
 

Those are way more tremendous than the recent news of the Pavement reunion.
 

I was saying "hats off to you sir - and a great big nottadou-" and then I saw it. The Ed hardy...POLO SHIRT?!

That is an outstanding chest on Gina, btw.
 

Get your sunscreen and your skis, 'cause it's motorboatin' time!
 

This was the crazy broad on "Tough Love" this year who destroyed part of the set and quit the show.
 

Yeah that's Arian from VH1's Tough Love, that chick was the slutiest of sluts.
 

looks to me like a launch pad for a SoCal Fleshy Trouser Rocket Sled!
 

BADA BOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

(that means my penis is erect for the less intelligent)
 

@ Anon-

haha yeah. she was also the girl the guy (who I thought was kinda cool, contextually speaking- am i wrong?) told would end up getting raped for her behavior and everyone freaked out.

Personally as i guy i saw it as fit remarks. he didn't say deserved to get raped, he just said that would be the outcome, devoid of judgement...didnt she leave the show for therapy?

I bet you could parachute with your labia majora...

Army of Douche-ness
 

her, not your.

well actually it depends on who's reading this so it could be your...

Army of DOuche-ness
 

btw, i think it's funny how this audience is so cocky about its sense of culture but it takes LESS than 10 comments to pick out quasi-celebs (celebs for no reason) types when they get posted.
 

Wow, an Ed Hardy shirt that doesn’t look like the landing site for a Crayola diarrhea geyser.

Who knew?
 

So's I sez, Mike! , and t'ree guys sez, What?, so's I sez not you's Mikes, I mean MIKE , dude, get me a whiskey sower and a meemoser for da lady while you're up

And Mike sez, "I ain't yer waitress"

And we all laughs our asses awff





Then I punched him in da ballzz
 

Fortunately you can't hear her through her pictures because they are enjoyable.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=378031
 

She is hot.

I would totally make passionate love to the lamppost outside the factory that fashioned the buttons for her blouse. And I don’t even care that I’d have to endure a bamboo canning and subsequent incarceration afterwards for lewd conduct and indecent exposure.

I would take solace in my visions of the many small children that will be nursed to health by the very mammaries that led to my humiliation.
 

@ Vin Douchal

that made my day.
 

...well, that and boobs!
 

Finally, a little competition!
 

@menschenjaeger
my sentiments exactly. He's just one Ed Hardy polo away from being a regular old Jerz guido with maybe a bit too much gel. Such is the potency of the Ed Hardy brand as douchal signifier.
 

Jesus titty fucking Christ.
 

Look who showed up in Arian's myspace pictures!
 

It's worse than I thought.
Hmmm indeed, reality TV girl.
 

does the tatt on Mack the Nozzle say "fight or dic"?... & just what does that mean?
 

Her upper lip looks like its’ had some work. I’m being picky, I know. But certainly not picky enough to avoid a trip to the men’s room for a little fwop to the fwop.
 

Well, well, well...

Take a look ...
 

$20 says his name is Vinny...
 

Those fake boobies look nice on her...
 

He's got that "yeah-I'm-gonna-bang-her-later-tonight-but-it's-not-that-big-of-a-deal" kind of look.
 

$20 says she's going to regret this five years from now...
 

Ed Hardy Polo aside, you gotta hand it to the guy. That eye is so lazy he can stare at her boobs and up her skirt at the same time.
 

I'd like to slippery her slopes.

AV
 

20 bucks says a ruler would measure his chin at 9.43 inches.
 

So one day Ed Hardy grabs a poor, unfortunate polo shirt off the pile and begins the desecration. A littl self agrandizing logo here, a little stencil work there and...where's my bedazzler?! Where's my goddamn bedazzler? And what the f*ck? Where's my f*cking lion stencils?! Who the f*ck moved my "Encyclopedia of the Human Skeleton"? And who took my goddamn gold and silver foil paint? How am I supposed to draw an authentic Comanche f*cking headdress without my f*cking bald f*cking eagle feathers? Get me those f*ckers at Affliction on the phone right f*cking now. They think this is f*cking funny? Do they? I'll show them f*cking funny!


And still, Douche Hardy marketed the shit, urrr shirt, and Douche Ubberchin bought it.


F*cking funny? No, f*cking hilarious.
 

20 bucks says that chest has taken more poles than Gallup.

AV
 

Comanche headdress... heh heh.
 

Wow I bet this douche can see around corners with that uber-lazy eye.

Oh, and boobies.
 

20 bucks says she had a lemon slice inserted into her upper lip.
 

20 bucks says he has a lazy eye and a lazy asshole.
 

I think we're on to a theme or two here!

20 bucks says that lazy eye could get poked by one of her torpedoes and wouldn't even blink.
 

20 bucks says that chest has taken more white gravy than all the biscuits in Texas.

AV
 

That eye is so lazy that it makes a sloth look like a worker ant...

Her boobs are like two tether balls with walrus skins stretched too thinly over them.
 

20 bucks says he got every season of the Sopranos on DVD.

Oh, and nice sweater meat.
 

Whoops. I forget the whole "20 bucks says..." motif.

I blame Dirk Benedict for my irreconcilable offense.
 

Anonymous / 11:20

HAW HAW HAW - Good One!
 

20 bucks says that he masturbates every night to Casino while Frank Sinatra hums lightly in the background.
 

20 bucks says her boobs have been squeezed more times than the oranges in the Tropicana groves.
 

20 bucks says "Johnny Cakes" is his hero.
 

20 bucks says he has posters of Vito Spatafore all over his basement walls.
 

20 bucks says I'll be 'shopping out the douches in this Bleeth's myspace albums.
I call it 'shopping for fwopping.
 

Holy shit! There's a douche in this picture!
:O
 

$20 says I would only need 7.4 seconds alone with her...
 

This is the same girl from "Thank Heaven for Little Grillz" only brunette. She's this woman from VH1. See that thread for details.

This chick has a knack for finding the biggest stupidest douchebags in LA. Amazing.
 

Here she is with better lighting:

http://www.vh1.com/photos/gallery/?fid=1607449&pid=3622619
 

Q:Wanna know what I like most about this photo?

A: The hint of black bra.
 

20 bucks says that black hint is a belt or two of Goodrich TA radial steel reinforced
 

Holy crap those are some yahooties!

A bit slutty for my tastes, but I'm sure Guido Linguini will be squirting his marscapone all over her.
 

@ Army 9:52

Au contraire, mon frere! Not only did I not know who this was, but I have never heard of "Tough Love". I'll up the ante a bit by announcing, proudly, that I do not have a functioning television. I prefer highbrow leisure like yoga, baking, reading, painting, and furiously masturbating to bukkake videos.

Either way, I have to say that the whole collagen/restalyne/gore-tex implant thing is the worst thing to happen to women's faces since the seek-and-destroy eyebrow pluck.

It turned button-cutie Meg Ryan into a hideous lamprey eel. It made the very smoochable Liv Tyler look like an uptight Stepford wife. And the porcelain princess, Nicole Kidman, absolutely destroyed her noble good looks, becoming yet another Hollywood bleeth-bot. As if she didn't already look like a latin boy in drag, Jessica Simpson went from icky to coyote ugly.

I have nothing against a little nip and tuck. Aging is hard, especially when your looks are your job. But there are some things that just shouldn't be tampered with, and your smile is one of them. Losing the ability to make facial expressions takes a huge chunk out of your attractiveness. Yeah, you look great in your publicity stills. However, I can't imagine telling a joke to someone, and they couldn't even smile about it, chuckling through gritted teeth, their muscles straining against the collagen and botox.

However, there is a nice market that is now needing to be filled, and that is yummy, natural MILF. And as long as these twits keep pumping their faces full of fat, and stretching their foreheads like a damn tom-tom, there will be tons of work for Diane Lane. Mmmmmmm.....
 

I'd give her my cannoli, IYKWIMAITTYD!
 

Mr. Scrotato Head @ 1106am:

F**king hi-larious, man. That was funny shit. Thanks!
 

So easy a caveman could do her.
 

$20 says he gets to whack Big Pussy
 

I think that's the girl from the Tough Love show...she was such a ho..
 

$20 says with him, she's an Italian spaghetti western Commanche head rest.
 

Oh my G-----you're a douchebag! That's no costume!!!!!
 

$20 says she's just cooling off her cuppa' cowabungas from a five-o'clock shadowy whiska' burn.
 

How come it looks like she slipped HIM the roofie?

I could put a dime in his eye and make a phone call... if pay phones were still around.
 

$20 says she bought this nurse's outfit at the Frederick's of Hollywood Professional Uniform Shop.

And he's a bewildered ex-patient.
 

$20 says the dressmaker forgot to make buttonholes, and he's planning to button her hole later tonight.
 

Guido's eyes are at half-mast. He must be in mourning.

Her tits have me at full-mast.


Who didn't see that coming?



I'm being held against my will.
 

$20 says his Italian tailor told him gray shirts flatter gray beard shadow, but deep cut tops of any color enhance pink cleavite.
 

$20 says if you exposed her nips, they'd be a pair of bugeyes-wide-open.
 

anon@1:00p.m. Even if pay phones were still around, you couldn't do crap for a dime. Maybe 4 bits.

Oh and Boobies!
 

Is that the chick from the holy blue triangle picture?
 

Her super-power ability seems to be letting her mouth hang slightly open while sticking her tits out. Oh, LA...
 

meh this chick is only hot in certain angles.

cannolis bag, however, is douchey in all camera angles.

yeah i got nothin'.
 

That chick is from my hometown. I used to see her out all the time. hahahahah!
 

$20 says that, even at age 64, I can kick your Nancy ass.
 

One of the great truisms of my life is "Titties make a man stupid."

To illustrate, I present Exhibit A: Guidouche LaBaglia. Poor Guidouche was just another run-of-the-mill wannabe wiseguy until he got a look at those twin mind-erasers, and immediately set upon the dark road of hairspikes & Hardy. His expression seems to imply he's checking with his buddies for his next move: "So Joey, alls I gotta do ta seal da deal is ta pop dis here collar, right?"
 

she was on the vh1 show Tough Love