While is this cute, bubbly hott standing with a steaming pile of poo?
 

What a waste of space this guy is. He uses valuable oxygen that we all need......
 

Doo-hoosh-bag.

If you need any proof that America is now deserving of a destructive ice age/nuclear attack/earthquake that sends us all crumbling into the sea look no further.



It would be great if she sneezed and accidentally twitched hard enough to hit him in the chin while he was doing this sending his bloodied and now independent tongue to the ground only to be run off with by a rabid chihuahua that chews it to bits hence making it un-reattachable.
 

Wouldn't it be nice just to jump up behind this tool and fishhook his ass into oblivion? Oh the sweet satisfaction of watching this choad squirm in front of his brunette uberhott.
 

What a complete and utter choad.
 

I bet if he had a third hand his knuckle tattoos would read, "Turd Sandwich"
 

It's the Resident Evil Licker of douchocrisy, he's about to spread his plague to this innocent chipmunk, and just another reason for Armageddon.
 

This guy frosting the tips of his asshair doesn't seem unlikely.
It troubles me that the fine specimen being accosted by Tung's tongue has probably seen it.
Tonight, I will weep for her.
 

Fucking Christ.
 

Wow, he must fist his boyfriends really fast to have gotten those scorchmarks.
 

This butt-stain would look so much better hanging by that grotesque tongue on a meat hook and being used as a pinata by my 8 to 12 year old nephews using the 1972 Reggie Jackson Model Wooden Lousiville Slugger 34 inch 30 ounce bat.
Dont judge me harshly.
I'm kind of old school like that.
 

nice flames tool boy... wish they were real & engulfed your head
 

Natalie Wood hott gets my nethers all aquiver!
 

Do his knuckles say "fart"?
 

Actually I was thinking how much those arm tats resembled the wormy trails discovered upon chopping into a log that's been rotting for a while on the forest floor, but his tongue's a little large for that style worm.

Still... worm wood would what a pencil dick could if a pencil dick could worm wood.
 

Tung is poo, but Tunng is fucking amazing. I call it "glitch-folk".
 

What is with all the bad tatts? Are they on discount or something... can you get them at the 99 cent tatt store? Yesterday, down at the beach, I sincerely wished "these" people would put on more clothes to cover that crap up... that or return to Riverside!
 

I'm conflicted....this guy seems to be the prototype of a defective skidmark that I'm wondering if he's just playing the part to the hilt.......na....douchecrust
 

"DORX"?

"DERT"?
 

WTF, over!?!?!?

my eyes must be removed stat and boiled in bleach or something.

missy hotty looks scared, possibly scoping the area for an exit or two.

isn't today national wacka-douch day?
 

Tung should stay in bed every day. Then cross over to the other side. And by other side, I mean hell.

AV
 

Oh HELL no!
 

If she pulled out a bottle of tung oil she could do a fine cloth rub application in the area of the tongue and groove joint, which here appears to be his mouth and fingers. It appears his upper arm already got the oily, orange slick.
 

Omg.. I think he is about to snap her neck!
 

Poor bastard couldn't afford to color in the flames. Try magic marker or Sharpies fuckstick. Tammy has that look in her eyes like she's about to try some Navy Seal shit and pin his ass to the floor...tung first.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
 

Oh no, Flamedouche is going to eat that poor young hottie! NOOOO!
 

Looks like Hetfield's back on the sauce again...
 

James wanted to try auto-erotic asphyxiation on Debbie first to make sure it was safe...
 

somebody has definitely decided against a white collar career...
 

Poor Reneé. In about four seconds she's going to realize that this isn't just fun and games and her smile will vanish forever. All that will be left of her is a memory and some of his DNA.
 

@ Chris in 'Baghdad at 12:29PM

I dunno. He does look a little bit like my cardiologist, Dr. Hugh G. Rection.
 

Tina shamelessly took advantage of James' sexual fetish for tracheostomy ports.
 

Kill it. Kill it with fire. At least his lame tats would make more sense.
 

the tatts would look awesome if his hands were soaked in gasoline and set on fire...imagine looking at those tatts with third degree burns below the wrist, unable to jerk-off for monthes. skin grafts from a horny baboon's ass...

i'd watch it if it were a reality show.
 

"Yeah, I want some flames goin' up my forearms, kinda like tribal style, but a little bit of shading..."


THAT, my fellow 'Baghunters, is a phrase that will forever make the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up and my lower left eyelid begin quivering incessantly.

Were this guy a canidate for the monthly, I would have created fifty more Blogger accounts to ensure his victory. And by victory I mean devastating loss.
 

Looks like a rear naked choad shes done for
 

the "should've stayed in bed" line is one of those lines that never get old.

Tung, however, is stale.
 

Tung ain't THAT stale, he's airing out his piehole and keeping the air moving.

So to speak.
 

Tung ain't THAT stale, he's airing out his piehole and keeping the air moving.

So to speak.
 

LMAO the guy looks like a cartoon character.... but for a cartoon that would soon be cancelled due to the nightmares the children would have over his level of douchebaggery....is there anywhere he goes in the world and DOESNT get laughed at???
 

Hey assface no means no lol! poor girl all nervous and shit