Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Tiki Douche Wants Your Vote
Tiki Douche just kicked in the pixel-door here at HCwDB, hoping to influence your vote with a last minute mugging of Claire the Yoga Hott.
And if that's not enough, how's about a little pinkdanna?
Damn Tiki D. I dunno. Both Bucky and Gunny are tough to beat for sheer scrotal taint. And I'm not sure this type of last minute meddling in the Monthly should be allowed.
But because I want to set your guyliner on fire, I'll allow it, although this is not an endorsement of you for the Monthly.
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The Bud Light totem pole once again observes the douchery. Claire the Yoga Hott was featured in the Douche/Nottadouche with the absurd amount of abs.
# posted by 
: 10:45 AM
: 10:45 AM
Tiki Douche in the roller rink.
Nope, still won't change my vote.
Claire is actually Tiki's left nipple tumor with a cunningly placed headband.
Nope, still won't change my vote.
Claire is actually Tiki's left nipple tumor with a cunningly placed headband.
# posted by : 10:51 AM
: 10:51 AM
Agreed, Yoga Hott is definitely hot (though traveling down the path of bleethdome) but Bucky has it this month. However, Tiki is extremely douchey and deserves mockery of a high high degree.
You would beg for votes, Tiki D.
You suck at everything including sucking.
Go to hell you, disgusting swine.
I'll take Claire.
My vote's as much on Tiki D as Bucky's hat is on his head... or as much as Gunny is on the honor roll.
You suck at everything including sucking.
Go to hell you, disgusting swine.
I'll take Claire.
My vote's as much on Tiki D as Bucky's hat is on his head... or as much as Gunny is on the honor roll.
She looks so damn happy and cheerful.
Which in turns makes me so damn depressed and enraged.
Bucky, Doody, and Gunny should thank Pooda, God of the Choad, that this pic was not submitted earlier because I believe the damage has already been done.
Go P. Doody!
And by "Go!" I mean "Die!"
Which in turns makes me so damn depressed and enraged.
Bucky, Doody, and Gunny should thank Pooda, God of the Choad, that this pic was not submitted earlier because I believe the damage has already been done.
Go P. Doody!
And by "Go!" I mean "Die!"
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
I didn't know that my 4 year old niece was a legal tattoo artist from the looks of his right arm. It looks like a random scribbling of shit or some stuff a new artist was trying out.
In the vernacular of the place I work at, "You suck at life. Now go die!"
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
In the vernacular of the place I work at, "You suck at life. Now go die!"
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
# posted by : 11:35 AM
: 11:35 AM
I'll give this guy one thing...he consistently appears to be in mid-hump in every image ever taken of him. It's like Peaches, except his dangling junk is thrust rudely at the world in lieu of his index finger; a soggy meat log of moral quagmire pushed into our collective faces by his narrow squinched turd chopper of an ass.
Sorry, pal; it's bad but it's not a damned welding glove.
Sorry, pal; it's bad but it's not a damned welding glove.
so Tiki D is always on the prowl near the SHOHR mugging hotts, shirtless with bad tats, torn jeans that dangle anal beads... whatta cuntry!
I'm not sensing anything remotely manly about Tiki Douche.
His series of photos should be retitled "Hot Chicks with Their Make-Up Artists"
His series of photos should be retitled "Hot Chicks with Their Make-Up Artists"
I thought I flushed this terd down the toilet already when I took my morning dump.
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
It seems to me that T.D. may have a pretty serious case of scoliosis. It appears that there is unnatural curvature between his C2 and S5 vertebrae.
# posted by : 1:51 PM
: 1:51 PM
Maybe another day, maybe another time but no.
Bucky must be terminated... with extreme prejudice.
Bucky must be terminated... with extreme prejudice.
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
This guys got no chance he's simply out matched Bucky and P Doody are pure uncut douches grown in the fields of dirty Jerz if he had some bling a hat tilt and some face fung he might stand a chance..Bucky got mad skillz yo its over son
# posted by : 4:14 PM
: 4:14 PM
the Tikki Douche asking for more votes is like a Ponzi scammer looking for more investors.
look out, next thing you know you won't be giving him your vote, but your life savings as well! neuter him while you can, Claire!
look out, next thing you know you won't be giving him your vote, but your life savings as well! neuter him while you can, Claire!
More like kyphosis than scoliosis, but who cares? Liz Taylor has scoliosis and it didn't stop her career, although it has inflicted much pain on her entire lifetime achievements.
Lord bless the spinal curves of the world.
Lord bless the spinal curves of the world.
Charleston is awash in scrotal fungus. Uniform of choice:
Headwear: Visor
Eyewear: Costa Del Mar
Upper Body: Pastel-colored polo
Belt: Mahi-Mahi or SC state flag
Lower Body: Madras Shorts
Footwear: Rainbows
never fails
Headwear: Visor
Eyewear: Costa Del Mar
Upper Body: Pastel-colored polo
Belt: Mahi-Mahi or SC state flag
Lower Body: Madras Shorts
Footwear: Rainbows
never fails
# posted by : 9:42 PM
: 9:42 PM
It makes me laugh that the tiki see's all. From this day forward i will revel in the presence of all tiki's and mock to gain their approval.
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