Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Still Life With Wheelbarrow
My latest work to be part of the the HCwDB gallery show at the Guggenheim in 2023, which will cement my reputation as an artist in the age of denatured simulacra, I title Still Life with Wheelbarrow.
Still Life with Wheelbarrow rejects postmodern composition by focusing the gaze on a central coupling within a neo-classical return to even weighting. To place this framing in counterpoint, the use of sand as a structuring motif, with buildings rising starkly in the distance, places nature within a retro-futurist critique. Thusly it uses depth, absence and cool color palette to reinforce the spectral reconfiguration of denatured idioms.
It also has hott, douche and a wheelbarrow.
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Matching cigs is a nice touch...will give the art display some much needed symmetry.
# posted by 
: 7:10 AM
: 7:10 AM
Not just any wheelbarrow. That's a Jackson. At least it's a good wheelbarrow. Boobies.
-Bodybag
-Bodybag
# posted by : 7:11 AM
: 7:11 AM
This doesn't piss me off.
I think I was desensitized by yesterday's filth.
The composition break-down does, however, remind me of when I accidentally went to art school for a year...
I think I was desensitized by yesterday's filth.
The composition break-down does, however, remind me of when I accidentally went to art school for a year...
The contrapposto stance of the hott is reminiscent of ancient Greek sculpture, but no Venus would be caught dead holding a cig.
# posted by : 7:34 AM
: 7:34 AM
Was this some conjagul visit at the rec yard at some medium security Douche lock-up?
# posted by : 7:36 AM
: 7:36 AM
This is either an extreme zoom, microscopic photo of some microbiotic life forms in a bar ashtray or a typical backyard in Adelanto , California.
Per wikipedia, the population of Adelanto, Ca is 18,130 and the per capita income is $10,053.
There are 9 tattoo parlors in nearby Victorville.
Sweet
There are 9 tattoo parlors in nearby Victorville.
Sweet
The combination of HGH and nicotine must produce a near euphoric high. Most douches never smile.
(Or maybe his zipper is down)
(Or maybe his zipper is down)
# posted by : 7:47 AM
: 7:47 AM
Indeed; this visual construct meshes real-time relationships with abstract informatics paradigms (abstract heterogenous quantifiers, if you will).
The problem I have with such engineered bayesian schemas is the implicit double-negative effect on integration of dynamic taxonomies.
And by "taxonomies", I mean cigarettes. And by "bayesian" I mean trollop. And by "implicit double-negative", I mean balloon-shaped twin rib candy.
The problem I have with such engineered bayesian schemas is the implicit double-negative effect on integration of dynamic taxonomies.
And by "taxonomies", I mean cigarettes. And by "bayesian" I mean trollop. And by "implicit double-negative", I mean balloon-shaped twin rib candy.
let us not overlook the hott's deconstructed romper as a commentary on the utilitarian coveralls and tool belt of the downtrodden proletarian worker. And faux hawk from her jobsite foreman, Scrotie McChoadswipe.
The debris filling the wheelbarrow represents the deconstruction of modern society into a post-modern era of fear and sleeve tatts.
# posted by : 8:06 AM
: 8:06 AM
What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this? Are you trying to warn us of mankind's future if we don't change our ways Db1?
I'll go dig that water bottle out of the trash and recycle it so I don't end up like her, fondled by some meat head before getting raped, strangled, and carried in a wheelbarrow 300 yards before being dumped into a rock quarry. Recycle kids.
I'll go dig that water bottle out of the trash and recycle it so I don't end up like her, fondled by some meat head before getting raped, strangled, and carried in a wheelbarrow 300 yards before being dumped into a rock quarry. Recycle kids.
# posted by : 8:12 AM
: 8:12 AM
I meant "Recycle, kids." Not "Recycle kids" in some sort of soilent green way.
# posted by : 8:13 AM
: 8:13 AM
With Dina's butt always in close proximity, Buford often found the need for an outhouse at the jobsite to be superfluous.
In spite of the fact that Dina and Todd lost their home to foreclosure, they tried to remain positive. Here they pose, smiling, with the wheelbarrow full of drywall and plumbing fixtures they tore out of their former home before being escorted out by the sheriff.
It's rad how everyone has the intellect AND humor to make fun of these people in such a hilarious manner! Usually when people make fun of others it's because of some personal shortcoming, but everyone in this thread sounds so intelligent that just can't be the case. Only stupid people with tats, Ed Hardy clothing, & girlfriends with fake boobs make fun of people for the wrong reasons. Rock on dudes, YEAH!!!
# posted by : 8:18 AM
: 8:18 AM
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Go there now!
Go there now!
# posted by : 8:22 AM
: 8:22 AM
So much depends upon
a little blue wheelbarrow
beside the tanned douche
glazed with sea water
a little blue wheelbarrow
beside the tanned douche
glazed with sea water
# posted by : 8:29 AM
: 8:29 AM
And lets not forget homeboy's idiotic "worn jeans." Because as we all know when you have jeans for a very long time, they automaticlly start breaking down into precise horizontal slits.
Who the fuck started that trend, and more importantly, why does it continue to exist? Why would I ever want torn jeans? I hope it means that he just escaped an attack from a bull shark and bled to death only moments after this pic was taken.
Who the fuck started that trend, and more importantly, why does it continue to exist? Why would I ever want torn jeans? I hope it means that he just escaped an attack from a bull shark and bled to death only moments after this pic was taken.
# posted by : 8:32 AM
: 8:32 AM
@ 08:18 Anon
STFU unless you got ink and r a exmarine. Only I talk trash here. go away or i will sue you 2.
STFU unless you got ink and r a exmarine. Only I talk trash here. go away or i will sue you 2.
# posted by : 8:37 AM
: 8:37 AM
Of course I GOT INK bra! And fuck yeah I'm an EX Marine. And how are you going to sue me when I'm already suing you? www.darksock'shumorwillcrushyourfeeble
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# posted by : 8:40 AM
: 8:40 AM
The rooftop setting, the gravel covering, the strange buildings in the background, the slightly indeterminate gender of the participants...this reminds me of that (other) classic rooftop still life. Anyone remember?
# posted by : 8:45 AM
: 8:45 AM
I believe the classic work you speak of is titled 'Dark Sock contemplates his own hilarity', good call.
# posted by : 8:53 AM
: 8:53 AM
Crucial Head, do you really 'hunt down douchebags', or do you just sit at your desk and make fun of them via this website? Cool pic by the way, is that you?
# posted by : 9:17 AM
: 9:17 AM
So, the artistic deconstruction provided... does it actually have meaning and context, or is it just a bunch of jargon? I'll admit I know nothing about artistic criticism, so to me it sure sounds good. But then, I could be an idiot.
so much depends
upon
a blue wheel
barrow
same hue as hott's
outfit
draws attention from
chody-mc-chodechode
upon
a blue wheel
barrow
same hue as hott's
outfit
draws attention from
chody-mc-chodechode
So help me if DB1 had a "store" and sold a suitable for framing print of "Still Life with Coors Light" I'd put it up over my mantle until my wife forced me to take it down, minutes later.
Finally, I rate my own stalker. That puts me up there with Ed, "Phah" and, well, er, Plinky.
Finally, I rate my own stalker. That puts me up there with Ed, "Phah" and, well, er, Plinky.
Anonymous reminds me of the South Park goth kid who was going to be so nonconformist that he would not conform to nonconformism by conforming.
Would there be enough blues and grays to make opposing sides in a Civil War battle here?
If his name was Barry, would that pointy hair earn him the name "Pokeberry?"
If she removed her blue shorts, would her blue triangle be the mirror image of her blue-outlined swimsuit cleavite?
I celebrate with Blue Type at last, the appearance of so much blue today on the site.
If his name was Barry, would that pointy hair earn him the name "Pokeberry?"
If she removed her blue shorts, would her blue triangle be the mirror image of her blue-outlined swimsuit cleavite?
I celebrate with Blue Type at last, the appearance of so much blue today on the site.
The throbbing vein in his forehead is distracting me from the shameful hypocrisy of the victory tattoo and the rhinestone Peace bangle.
Rhinestone Peace Bangle.
Peace this! Mother*tr*ucker!
Rhinestone Peace Bangle.
Peace this! Mother*tr*ucker!
So much depends
upon
a blue wheel
barrow
filled with old
garbage
beside the douchey
couple.
--William Carlos Williams
upon
a blue wheel
barrow
filled with old
garbage
beside the douchey
couple.
--William Carlos Williams
is this backwater hellhole located in the Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Douchestan?
that being said, the wheelbarrow is still very artistic.
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that being said, the wheelbarrow is still very artistic.
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