I ran this pic through the IQ-o-Rater:

Total score was an abysmal 53 aggregate.
 

How can a man shave his entire frontside but miss his face?
Whatever shitty roadside construction job this guy has, he should be demoted.
 

Mississippi Bikini Queen article.....



And you thought it would be a photo!
 

@Hot Buttered Popcorn
This choad has a "mens bathhouse fluffer" persona about him.
 

What a douchebag and an idiot! But only a douchebag would believe that such a facial adornment would look attractive on a man.

Blondie is SMOKING hot! Just one more drink and she will be humping barstools for fun.
 

This guy must've taken a few of those poo jokes a few posts back a 'stache too literally.

Silly Sanchez! -Shits are for kids.
 

Flesh colored facial hair freaks me right the fuck out.
 

No, no one wants a mustache ride.


No one.


Yeah, we know, it's a movie reference, and yes, we get it, you also have a mustache, so the quote can be applied to your intentions for the latter part of the evening.


Now go the fuck away.
 

What's his name from Dukes of Hazzard?
 

The joke never got old for the guys on the port-o'-potty circuit when they worked with Tony. They would always tell him that one of the dropped a fiver and some Axe down in the potty and he could keep them if he found them.

Jenny #1 in the white has the most gnawable shoulder I've seen in a long time. I would perform an interpretive dance in a minefield to have just one molecule of spittle graze that shoulder.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
 

I just got to watch the ReformBag episode of Is She Really Going Out With Him.

Bianca has some awesomely firm boobilage! She is the definition of PERKY! If I could get past the accent (and my wife) I'd be all over her like a suit from Sears.

Justin, you're a lucky bastard!
 

"... and it's 80s night here at the Thirsty Turtle, with our famous Don Johnson and Heather Locklear lookalike contests! Doors open at five! Check out our buffet."
 

@BillDouchiest

That was one of our toughest episodes at first, because we got to the editing bay and realized the dude was actually charming, up front, honest and a good boyfriend. We thought we were screwed, until we realized we had to grant a nottadouche. Although that douchey-ass purple tie still bothers me.
 

It's posts like this one that make me sad that I have eyes.
 

@ DB!

That tie bothers me too. Justin is probably colorblind, but he has delectible taste in little Miss Bianca!
 

that's not a stache.... tool huffed glue & then ate ass
 

This douche is disturbing on so many levels but I believe more interesting is how the triplets are sporting hair from 3 different decades. Left hott has adopted the most recent Holly Madison hair do, middle hott is sporting the 90s frizzy hair much like that feminist bitch from Saved by the Bell and right hott has the generic big 80s hair. WTF?
 

Two hairdressers and one slutty younger sister go out to get gooed but can we really be this trashy. Within seconds bacteria brain opens his endouchinated pie hole and gets banished back to the pool table. The semi-hotts have lots to gossip about over the shampoo bowl Monday
 

@Xanadouche

Definately hairdressers
 

i'm old enough to miss chicks actually having that hair. and i live far enough from the coast that i haven't been missing it that long.

this is the scrote who has three skills, short order cook, autobody/paint, and landscaping, and can't make a steady income in any, but can tell you exactly how they will combine perfectly into a business he is >< this close to never starting.
 

@euripdouche

Western Pennsylvania still features a 50/50 mix of the right two Jenny's. It's the land time, and mind, forgot.

That said, Jenny on the far right makes my Whitesnake stand up.
 

Ew! Oh my.
 

He makes my insides feel all funny. In a "oh Gawd I'm gonna be sick" way.
 

I have such a hatred for those gut-hiding tops on women. I won't hate you if you're chubby, but nobody likes a liar, you muffin-topped charlatans.
 

chick on the far right:
I'd pull you on like an old shoe.

The douche is an example of laser hair removal gone wrong.
 

I'd like to say that I may have seen these gals before at some internet porn sight but I don't watch internet porn... between 2:35 and 2:37 PM.... on Mondays ...
 

Judging by recent evidence, when a douchebag is preparing himself for a night in the clubs, he has many difficult decisions confronting him. Not the least of which is: "Yo dude, what will the honeys dig more,my diamond-studded gun belt buckle, or my scorpion buckle?"

Decisions, decisions.........
 

WHERE do you find such a consistent collection of baggery? Is there any one geographic area where these human turds collect? Am I off the mark to think that most are either in Las Vegas, New Jersey or Miami?
 

That dude has a face worth 12 cartons of cigarettes in the County lock up.

@ Wheezer: I lived in Jackson after college. I probably dated that girl; about half of all Jackson girls are bugshit crazy. They're awesome.
 

@ Euripidouche at 1:33PM

You forgot "air conditioner installation."

They all seem to rock the 80s pornstache.
 

Holy HELL! What the hell is that thing between these Panama City hotts?
 

They are milfs.
He has a mustache.

He has a milf mustache.
 

That 70s porn legend, John Steed.
 

The Grinch celebrates another Whoville Christmas successfully averted.
 

Must be Moms Get 1/2 Off Night...
 

You can whine for your tea-time all you want, DB1. I'll take the other two, and um, I'll help them hit the high C note.
 

All four of them look like something kicked off the Rock of Love Bus for being too trashy.

They may be hairdressers, but it's probably at some place like Great Clips in Fargo, ND.
 

Ha! I've seen this guy around town before, total scrote. He's always with hot chicks when I see him though. Maybe I should grow a trash stache
 

Oh, and this was taken in Baltimore, which for the most part is quite devoid of douches.
 

this piece of work shows up to bars w/ no shirts; offering free mustache rides to dudes w/ no shirts on. what a piece of work you are gay boy w/ no shirt!
 

Looks like a gay Erik Estrada mated with a Furby...
 

mr. white, yes western pa. has a heady brew of the native working class accent, and pretty much everyone else. and even amongst every one else there are a lot of persons of yinzer culture. it is with amusement, pride,mild offense and sadness i get asked, you're not from around here originally? it seems that i an un-native native, confusing to both.
 

Call the Hair Police, and tell them to send the wagon. For ALL of them.
 

Is this outside? b/c what is up with not wearing a shirt? jeez
 

Stachebagger should keep his shirt on: he already has boob droop and he prob hasn't even hit 40.

sad that...
 

YES! Jenny on the right's dry-gulch hair style reminds me of another lovely North Dakota Prairie Flower... Angie Dickinson.

... As for "Troy" from "Troy's Discount Mufflers" fame, I would wait outside Stan's Rusty Spur Saloon and Bottle Shop and "dry-gulch" Troy by pulling his league softball jersey over his head and hitting him with a garbage can.
 

If it's B'more then at least 3 of the 4 people in this photo are certain to have some STD or other (in 2004, Charm City had the 3rd highest number of reported cases of Chlamydia).

I'm betting it's hausfrau's night out at a gay strip club that opens to women one night a week. I believe that 'stache here was practicing his weekend "rusty trombone" act backstage and lost track of time.

Maybe Ed Hardy logo rubbers would encourage douche usage.
 

The appearance of flacid man boob makes me wonder if this is Bat Bag, pre chest ink?
 

Is Redbull and vodka the only fucking thing these people drink besides jizz, pee, and anal discharge?
 

His 'stache is rash, but so are his moobs, and that stick-out nip.

When the hair resembles the shaving brush, it's time to dunk the entire douchwank into the soap cup.

Jenny wants white hair? I'LL give her white hair.
 

The Jenny Triplets all look like they just came from the groomer's, only their bandanas got tied around their tits and not their necks. And he got a summer shave but for the standard head treatment, which keeps him looking like the little Brussels Griffon he is.

What a pack of dogs they make.
 

his stache may be out of touch, but he has very modern hair!

and by modern i mean very suitable for a lawnmower treatment.
 

@ end the haberdouchery 2:08
Amen, brother. I can't find a gawldanged thing in the store that doesn't loook like a fucking paisley bedsheet anymore. Those of us who do our cardio have to suffer for these daquiri-slurping, chee-tos munching blubberellas. There's nothing wrong with dressing like you're seven months pregnant- IF you're seven months pregnant. I say, round up every chick that wears those stupid circus tents. Feel 'em up real good. The thin ones get a nice, tiny halter top and a pass. The gunty ones get sentenced to six months on the treadmill and have to wear a sandwich board that says "I'm a big fat liar".
 

Hi Folks,
don't you see it. This guy is not a Douche, he's just an appropriately paid (99cents) stripper at the Aftershow party and trying to hook up for some more doe. Good Luck
 

i wonder if they club together and buy their peroxide in bulk at the wholesaler.
 

Holy crap! Farrah lives!
 

That 80s big hair is a nice bit of nostalgia.
 

Back in my high school days, we used to call tops or dresses like these chicks are wearing "whodunnit? dresses."
 

He might be a whole lot more crrepy if he had the Salvador Dali 'stache.
 

Are we sure that's actually a 'stache on this wad, or was he just "dirty sanchez-ed" prior to the pic?
 

Oh my, this is bad, Scrote Reynolds reincarnation, soon there will be a remake of Smokey and The Ass Bandit.
 

Exactly how does a hideous Douchedripper navigate public areas without receiving life-threatening ass-whuppings every city block? What a turd slurp.
 

Dig the white belt and belt buckle on his shizzle-hip huggers. It's Bert and Ernies uncle with a turd smear on his cleft lipple
 

Here's the douchebag's myspace, apparently he hangs out with this same "posse" in Baltimore, DC, and Ocean City, commonly preying on young girls with his other old dude friends, mandanas, shades, douchey name and all.

http://www.myspace.com/johnny_goodlife