Stachebag's friend does not appear to know how to operate his belt.
I think euripidouche was right about Stache being a short order cook. These people must be his colleagues. They just got the tip pool and decided to celebrate with some Bull and Vodka.
 

Ok, the girl on the right was my fucking prom date. (bag o' hammers>)

Yes. Her pubes are the exact same color+style.

And what the fuck are the adorable sweethearts in the back left doing in this still-life of scrote?



Oh well, at least it's Smirnoff Vanilla Twist and not another damn bottle of 'Goose.
 

Head Tilt Tammy warms the cockles of my heart... by which I mean she hardens the whole of my genitalia.
 

Girl on the right is wearing "THE dress" from Seinfeld, episode 123, season 7.

This is exactly why I gave up television, too much stupid trivia.

Dr. DB
 

pull your pants up, you fucking asshole.
 

"...an' when yoush stick 'em together, in makesh a vaginer!!! bwahahahaarrr!"


- Excerpt from "Retard Party Tricks, Vol. 3".
 

In spite of repeated injections of Alaskan Crab DNA into the corpse's cerebral cortex the team was only able to trigger a few primordial twitches.
 

Are the only choices really "no shirt" or "shirt that makes my eyes bleed"?

Sideways peace bro
 

Oh, I see you in the back there, Mr. Too Good For It All. Don't roll your eyes at me--you're the one hanging out with these shit stains.
 

The girl on the far left has VERY fat arms for someone who seems otherwise fairly normally weighted.

Mebbe she's a big time weight lifter.

Mebbe she's got a spider bite that's swelled up her arm.

Mebbe she's a hand-job QUEEEEEN!

Mebbe she's really good at bowling.

Mebbe she's really into push ups.

Mebbe...
 

Mebbe she's the hulk's grand-daughter.
 

Mebbe she's Popeye's great grand daughter.
 

Mebbe it's where she puts her bloat when it's that time of the month.
 

as Marlon Brando so eloquently put it...


"the Horror...."
 

Mebbe it's where Stachebagger hides his other staches....
 

Mebbe she's preggers... IN HER ARM...
 

@ Troy

Suppressed Flatulence.
 

Mebbe when she suppresses farts, she stores them there.
 

@darksock: amazing: same thought same time.

you're creepin' me out, dude...
 

Smirnoff?
 

Haji in the back from
Johnny Quest hasnt aged well over the years.
And this is a great spot for some precision bombing.
 

Mebbe she lost that arm in a drunken boating accident, and the OR team mistakenly attached someone else's leg there.
 

This picture boggles the mind...its like going into the company bathroom and finding a toilet full of unflushed poo, with no toilet paper in it.

It leaves you asking yourself 1) who leaves their poo unflushed for all to see? and 2) how is it possible to have a bowl full of poo and no toilet paper? where did the toilet paper go?....only the Stache knows......
 

Stachebag looks like he's reached Zen douchieness or maybe he just jizzed in his pants..either way yuck
 

Gin tankards
 

I with Anon 8:18 on this one, it's just too random. From left to right you have the woman with a child's leg for a right arm, a nice normal looking girl, guy that has a tattoo by his penis and drinks red bull with vanilla vodka, Joey Fatone's aloof little brother, girl I didn't even see when I first looked at this shitstorm, Haji is just happy to be there, The 'Stachebag himself, girl with Celtic tattoo on right boob, and some dude's prom date with a gigantic ass.

These people represent such a slice of Americana, and by Americana I mean that period of your life after college when you haven't figured out that binge drinking at this age makes you an alcoholic. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as long as it doesn't affect your performance working at the neighborhood Applebee's.
 

Shmegma on the back seat of a 1980 Granada Estate wagon- the lyric cut from Dust in the Wind.
 

Fuck, and me without an M69 frag grenade!

I could have wiped out an outbreak of the most virulent form of Grieco N1A1.
 

Also, what is it with douchebags and Red Bull? Has anyone actually tasted that shit? Awful. It makes club soda taste like Dom Perignon '99.
 

This guy looks like Micky Rourke's retarded clone "Pippy". He goes out and picks up poon for Micky while Micky is busy acting but can't complete the deal because he is a eunuch.
 

Mebbe she's having an allergic reaction to the smell of Axe.
 

I think he peed his pants in the second pic.
 

Okay, this pic has finally driven me over the edge. Look at these fucking clowns hanging with these hotties. WTF has happened to this world???!!!
 

lol @ Captain not being able to spell his own name right.
 

That is, no doubt, a honest to God Molestache™.
 

I hate all of these people merely for the fact that they exist.

It's easy to look at these pictures and laugh, hahahaha, because.... well.... look at 'em, they're fucking retarded.

But when I must face reality only moments later, realizing that somewhere, someplace, these monstrosities posing as humans are actually out there, it makes my nads rot with the hatred of a thousand ed hardy brand M16's.
 

I love the "Stachebagger & Juanita" Pic. Did he piss his pants? Maybe somebody wasn't down with his non violent sideways peace protesting and used some sort of sideways gang signs that got him spooked.
 

When 40 years old you are, look as douchey you will not.

Seriously, in the Juanita pic he's showing his nipple. Why?
 

I think they are all indicating he is "two, two times douchier than anyone you know"
 

The wife and I had a sideways piece the other night and it was quite furthered in its cause.
 

'Stachebagger has a Russ Tamblyn-Puck quality about him that reminds me of a jester in a pen full of feeder pigs.

Swine poo...
 

@ Mr. White:

What do you have against drunken boating accidents?

Let he who is without sin hurl the first stone. And by "stone" I mean Darksock's limp drunken body, out of the speeding Bayliner.
 

John Water's gay son.
 

Ooops, I crapped my pants.
 

head tilt tammy is actually jenny #3 from the first pic and it appears she just choked out the stache cause he was about to execute the three stooges double eye poke on her and her friend...at least thats how i like to imagine it.
 

...chick on the left developed huge triceps from too much reverse cowgirl.
 

Haha. He pissed his pants.
 

Normally you only see this sort of random grouping on an after work outing, but I can't imagine what company in Hell these jack asses would work for.
 

Aww snap he did jizz his pants gross
 

Wow, Rickey Henderson hasn't aged a bit!
 

i hereby declare VERTICAL war on Stachebagger.

take that, sideways peace sign.

i also declare way on blonde hott with the tilted head just above Stachebagger, for i have an urge to savage her forbidden apple.
 

Haji in the back is Grant Hill's stunt double
 

Why is the sistableeth in the back hanging out with this crowd? Do black people need token white friends or something?
 

Damn this dude looks like Flea on some serious roidage.
 

Vanilla Smirnoff Vodka is not a manly choice.