shes actually from dirty jersey lol
 

mark wahlberg in an alternative doucheverse?
 

they get their implants from the same doctor? or they just built into your basic white tee these days?
 

Look kids, Popeye voted!

(If Popeye was a douchebag, that is.)
 

Is that his scrotastic belt buckle glowing green??!!! ughhhhhh excuse me..(vomits out window onto small children)
 

i vote that sylvia is wearing too much
 

I still think Smoot looks like a broke-ass Vanilla Ice.

I hate him with the white hot passion of a thousand suns.
 

Is that glowing device a pager for a busy chain restaurant?

"SMoot, party of two, your table by the men's room is ready!"
 

I would go down on Sylvia even if Aunt Flo was visiting.
 

Sylvia's got those earings that you could hook her heels into.

Tats'n'Roids for all your Douchie needs.
 

what a hunk
 

what a hunk
 

If beer is proof God loves us, does that mean implants are proof surgeons love us? Get back to me.
 

Sylvia... you and me.

Nasty weekend in the Bahamas.

I'll bring the lube. You bring that ass.
 

And the legend of Smoot grows.


And by "Legend," I mean, "the smell waffting from his taint."
 

Sylvia... you and me.

My shower.

I'll bring the shampoo for that greasy hair. You bring your mouth.
 

That my friends is a world class fucking douche bag. kill him with fire or run him over with his camero
 

@ Sally Struthers

Thanks for the "that ass" at the end there. It really took that joke to the next level.
 

Thanks, now won't you help me eat... errrrr FEED the children???
 

I believe that Smoot voted for a bowl of PooFlakes
 

wanna have fun with a bleeth like that? i mean other than with her boobs, orafices, select other body parts, friends, sisters.

like the playbill suggests tell her all about how ground breaking and spectacular motzart was. now be careful, she won't want to here anything more that discriptive adjectives, no analysis.

now when her head is full of adjectives describing mozart...send a friend over to talk to her, butter her up, but make her want to feel sophisticated and shit. then have him ask her the money question. so is there an artists who's painting inspires you?

i would bet odds you can get her to say she is becoming a fan of
moat's art,
 

er t in mozart hillariously and ironically unwanted
 

@euripidouche

if you want to sound all smart and cultured, you may want to learn to spell "mozart" correctly. and we "hear" music, not "here" it.

good luck with finishing the third grade.

sincerely,

an uncultured douchebag.
 

lol,

at least you have a sense of humor about it.
 

wow, I really hate this guy.
 

@ Euripidouche at 1:20

"now when her head is full of adjectives describing mozart...send a friend over to talk to her, butter her up,"

Hell, I'd butter her up. I might use Smart Balance, but I'd sure butter her up! Gotta watch my cholesterol and all. :)
 

If you cut off about 16-18 inches of that ratty brown hair and then wipe her down thoroughly with alcohol swabs, she'd be the perfect semi-interactive Real Doll.

And I like that.

If you cut off about 16-18 inches from his neck up, he'd be the perfect cadaver for med students to use when learning about the side effects of steroids.
 

anon 124 you sure changed into your captain savajo costume quickly. i applaud your efforts at saving the world from casual mistakes. you guys are the real heroes.
 

¿did you mean sabajo?
 

He's demonstrating the lethal 2-fingered fetus punch. Which in this case is a win-win-win for all three parties.


Yeah euripidouche, it's "mote-Zart". I'm not sure where the umlauts go though. I think over the second "z".
 

Ok, the trailer park version of Fish Slap.
 

He voted at least twice. Four times, if you include her boobies.

And yes, I'd dork Ms. Sylvia's squeakhole.
 

WOW is anyone home in this chicks head??? looks like the light is home, but the brain is on vaca for months!
 

Fear not. Droopy Eyes is just being hypnotized by the green light into thinking Inflate-a-Scrote is an ok guy. If he doesn't move quickly before the Duracell runs out, this little scene will end with a slap and a high-pitched squeal.
 

He looks like he's enjoying the smell of his own farts.

She looks like she'd be grossed out if cocaine hadn't destroyed her sense of smell.

(But then again, I could do her after coming right in the door from work, without taking a shower. Every cloud has a silver lining...)

B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
 

It took me all day to realize who Smoot looks like.....Schute from VisionQuest. Only thing missing is the tree trunk for him to carry up the stairs. What if this really is Schute? That would be pure frontier justice.
 

anon @124 no savajo, as in, well, when daddy takes you for your first beer, tell him you wanna see your first titties too.
 

I don't care if LI Sylvia is dirty -- I could use the exercise!

d'ya think Smoot would mind?
 

Sorry, those pure, clean snowy white shirts do not hide the dirty douche of sooty Smoot, although I'm inclined to give her a clean bill of boobie-health.

Men with funny-looking faces, weird ears and overworked bodies inked with color tatts should avoid pointing their hair. It only adds to the ridiculous. And that green light on his belt???? Is he Irish or somethin'??? Or did she press "GO"????
 

Big push-faced dogs and little toy collies should NOT get together. It makes for a very odd-looking mutt cross when the pups are born.

NOT a pretty sight OR temperament.
 

Sylvia.
also.
voted.

now i can't get my brain away from all the bubble gum pop bleethiness going on in Sylvia's head as she cast the vote.
 

Sylvia frosts her hair and Smoot frosts my ass. Her boobies are bigger than his, but his shoulders and arms as as big as her boobies.

A baby might get confused.
 

thems some big ass tities I wish someone had a pitcher of water neer by
 

Perfect timing when Smoot and Sylvia where in line at Captain O'Landers for 2 for 1 crab legs the pager went off while Smoots buby took a picture of them
 

This guys' eyes have sunk so far into his skull I'm not surprised he didn't notice his dirty soul patch while shaving...
 

Another tattooed sleestak from Joisey. great.