This is not a prom pic. They are in the wedding party from Gator's marriage. To himself.
 

Dude has never been in a single fight in his life.









Unless you count that incident in the locker room after wrestling practice.







But then again, Mitch didn't seem to fight back very hard, and generally one doesn't smile when a mop handle is firmly introduced into their anus.
 

Hey Soul Patch... FUCK YOU!
 

... or someone turns your head into a speedbag
 

This turd is just about 14 hairs short of a uni-brow.
But enough about him. I would gladly spend the next 24 months in the Pendleton Correctional Facility on statutory rape charges, for twenty sweaty, lust-filled minutes with Heather.
 

My hat is off to you player. Kissy lips, a pink tie, dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory. You my friend are one smooth operator and I have a feeling someone is parting ways with their behymen tonight.
 

on the other hand, I would genlty spar & jab away for hours on young blondies speed bags if she precociously dangled them above me... but, hey I'm a workout demon like that
 

Marcy,

Please be 18, please be 18!
 

I may have spoke too soon in the thread below when I suggested Bucky was the runaway unchallenged contender for 2009 Most Trashcan-to-the-head worthy.
 

In the locker room they called that look "Blue Squeal".
 

Awwwww. Dave & Buster's was full?


P.S. Nice eyebrows, Mothra.
 

^ zing!
 

Yes, supple young hott, what I would pay to steal your innocence. I hope this site isn't monitored by the FBI.
 

Paisley ties are also a fashion crime.
 

At least his tie doesn't clash with her outfit.
 

this cheese dick is about as gay as a 6 dollar bill
 

Looks like the lead singer of Maroon 5 just hit the Applebee's to troll for chicks..
 

Actually, his lips just got stuck like that after practicing in front of (with?) the mirror too long.

(Shout out to massengill and Wheezer for hyperlink help earlier. I gots it now!)
 

@ casualencounters

Yes, but he's wearing pastel, not paisley.
 

Luckiest douche bag this week.

Comb-over and kissy lips equals the only time he'll get this close to this level of hot.

Ever.
 

@ BVG- Cue the Mothra Twins standing on the back table singing-

"Naiintindihan mo ba?
Mayroon ba doon?
Pumunta ka lang dito.
Halika't maupo."

-Douche Bauer
 

He's as threatening as a newborn litter of kittens sleeping on an wool blanket my grandmother sewed whilst humming Christian hymns and viewing reruns of Matlock.
 

She looks vaguely familiar on this site. We need the experts to look her up for us....Wheezer? bcs?

Hislips are still stuck not only in the straw-suck position, but the same colorway: DANGER ZONE RED.

His hair IS the comb, and his brows are akin to two wooly-worms ready to head-butt.
 

speaking of high schoolers, i probably make more money than half the people who graduated from my high school.

and that actually depresses me more than it flatters me.
 

Q: Bangs and a blow-out.


A: The two sounds we hear when Sherman here goes into the bathroom and makes the Kissy Lips on the muzzle of his dad's revolver. It takes two shots because he thought you pulled off just before it goes off, but then remembered the next time to swallow.
 

Might as well kill them now. They'll only go into cocoons and emerge as full-grown douche and bleeth. And, like the gypsy moth caterpillar that is destroying the midwest, these two will join the endless parade of their mindless, consuming bretheren. Before the trees of good taste and common sense are felled forever, the plague must be stopped.
 

A Douche Bauer 8:56

And then his eyebrows tear off from his forehead to go do battle against 'Bagzilla and Choadan.

I wouldn't mind seein' her twin fairies. ba-rum-BUM!

Oh wait - she's at prom. Yicky yicky yicky!
 

Judging from his facial expression and the angle of her right arm, I'd say she has a firm grasp of his boys and just made a deal with uncle Hershel.
 

Yes, that face def looks like somebody stole his remote control Anal Invasion dildo and turned the level to "squirt."
Perhaps he has some type of Cocksucker Tunnel Syndrome and his face is stuck. Whatever, I guarantee this DB practiced sucking in his cheeks for hours in the mirror before this was taken.
 

She's hot? Really? She's got a lil fetal alcohol syndrome thing going on.
 

That 14 inch neck didnt use up much of that tie.
 

If the opportunity presented itself, I would never stop punching him in the face.
 

I hate to not-mock but I think this Tom Cruise/Luke Wilson hybrid and his sexy minx will be just fine after the prom's over. Though the polished indie-record-store-hairdo is a little troubling.
Maybe I just have a hard time ripping on high school kids.
 

Its a sad day at Shoneys
 

I would fuck them both while looking at myself in the mirror.
 

The adolescent scrote is suffering from the effects of a super sour candy formed into the shape of a dick and lodged in his tonsils.

She is trying to release herself from the handcuffs attached to her wrist and the crotch of his hypercolor, parachute shorts.

I bet she is a good singer and by that I mean she probably condones the production of her own sperm-marbled shit.
 

Y'all are completely missing the massive pit stain under his right arm. That's reaaaaally off.
 

Like Anna Faris, but hotter. Her, I mean.
 

Well hello lovely little jewel-eyed blond. I would gaze into your sparkling blue eyes as I fed you starburst fruit chews that I spent weeks carving into intricate shapes with a pair of tweezers and a surgical scalpel. Shapes such as a poodle, a elephant, a fish and a monkey. I would then take you on a slow walk on the beach as the sun sets and gently caress your lower back. We would stop and I would hold you close and nibble gently on your ear.

I would also take said surgical scalpel and lobotomize that douchey kissy faced tool that has worked his terrible spell on you!!
 

Then I would bend you over and take your anal virginity, my innocent jewel-eyed blond!
 

As a high schooler myself, I can safely affirm that I do not engage in such heinous and altogether disgraceful behaviour.

The Kissy Lips is a weapon best left unused.
 

Douche, shower and shave - Great comment about the pencil neck. Laughed my a** off.

However, I would check the ID of the Hott.

Phatmandouche
 

I can wait for the jewel-eyed hottie to come-of-age.

Ooops, maybe not.
 

Maybe jewel-eyed hottie and I could talk the language of the deal?

And then I'd stuff my 78 year old penis into her.
 

I wish to violate her in every way possible, and I am so serial! She reminds me of Tipper, 50 years ago.


EXCELSIOR!