They're both wearing pink!!! Ha ha ha. And they're Both doing the kissy lips, OMG!!! His hair is also spiked!!!
 

He probably wears cologne & gel! Whew, what a loser. She's pretty, I never get girls like that. But he's a douchebag, so I feel better about myself now. Later fellow cool dudes!!!
 

speaking of ass, this is what I want to happen to this tool.
www.2guys1horse.com
 

Mmmmmmm. White cotton.
 

Guys who wear make up are just pussies, or worse. Douchebags, poseurs, whatever. Whose dad ever taught him that when he grows up he should wear make up? Look what happened to Michael Jackson. It just isn't natural.
 

Standard Jerz Asschoad.

Nothin' to see here.

Except for those delightful petite white panties, that I do like to see.

And by 'see,' I mean, 'violently masturbate to.'
 

you're right Chris, Jackson is GAY! No one's Dad ever told them to wear make-up when they're older. This guy should be ashamed of himself for being a que--- oh wait, there's a girl in this pic with him. No, no, this is all wrong, he must be gay if he's wearing make-up, but then the girl... oh my god, stereotypes no longer making sense, nooooooooo!!!
 

@ Anon

Congrats on being a loser among losers! ALL HAIL KING LOSER THE ANONYMOUS!

Fuck off we're having fun.
 

@ Chris in 'BaghdadAre you really in Baghdad? If so ,why? Just interested, no biggie.
 

@Anon 9:29 AM



Yeah Anonymous, leave us alone you big meanie!
 

@ Anonymous

Are you really Anonymous, as in you have no identity; no face to recognize you by?

The personality flaw that compels me to make fun of others? I'm an asshole, nice to meet you.
 

Douche Wayne, I believe it's 'amongSt'. Don't worry, we can't all be as smart as Dark Sock.
 

Is that rouge he's wearing?

Maybe he allowed her to dress him up? He's probably wearing a thong under his Mom jeans.

It appears that neither one much enjoys the smell of that perfume.
 

Breaking News.... Douche Wayne calls himself an asshole, how irreverent! Still can't spell though, more later...
 

@ Anonymous

You're fucking wrong. How about that?
 

What, no way! You're wrong.
 

Considering their matching attire colors, lip pouting and makeup, I think this could be a case of cross-douche/bleeth infection.

On the other hand, white panties.
 

The Pouter Puff?....more like The Peter Puffer




You know...cause he likes the cock....see that I did there?
 

Let's all sing the asshole song....I'll lead
 

@ Anonymous

I know you are, but what am I?
 

@ Denno



You mean 'Amazing Grace'?
 

that = what...I'm special and drunk...leave me alone
 

Do I see a hint of hair coming from Fran's panties?

Or maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part...
 

DB1....there seems to be serious lack-o-hott in the last few postings. I would hope this is temporary....I need a serious visual perk to go with my afternoon tea
 

@ Douche Wayne



You're a poopie head, that's what. Sorry Douche Wayne, it's just that I don't get the merit in cracking on others about their fashion sense/body art/haircuts. The asshats in these pics probably rip on geeks like us all the time too, but at least they do it to our faces. I just think that you're all putting yourselves on the same level as these apes, and I don't see where the satisfaction in it all comes from.
 

Anon > radical grace
 

Anon, you're welcome to fight with the regulars and/or prove your humorless puckered sphincter is wound very tight, but do so under a single identity. Thank you in advance-

- management
 

My head hurts.

I need a drink, DB1, you buyin'?
 

Oh how I miss those halcyon days of yore, when Anon commentary was blocked from littering this hallowed ground.
 

@crucial

It was, indeed, a magical time. Although forget not the poor anon troll. They had to go off to find some other website they didn't like and pointlessly comment on it.

For example, sometimes I like to go to the message boards on crossstitch.com and tell all the ladies (and 3 dudes) there that cross-stitch is gay and they're all stitch-dropping whores. It makes me feel like a big man.
 

I can't believe I had to set up a Blogger account because of some anonymous turd.
 

I totally forgot to comment on Fran Drescher hott. Is it wrong that I'm both repulsed and aroused by the fact that he's digging his nails into her buttock on the second pic? Anybody else?
 

I'm still considering Rib Candy from the last post....yum yum
Dip your nips in the chocolate fountain. We need some serious hott here DB1
 

DB1 does this mean we'va all bonded?
 

Observing the ass-grab pic, I was struck by two questions.
1. What would Fran's father think?
2. Where can I purchase some off-the-hook leopard-skin couch ccushions?
 

Now my name's in blue and I have a nifty little pic. One less step in my journey to becoming a 'reg'.
 

@Mr. White

Considering the fact that Fran Drescher oscillated between the cute little brunette minx and a slavering and gibbered Long Island banshee… your torn feelings are understandable.

I just want to tear of her panties and dine on her butthole like a famished Polyphemus gorging himself on Oddysseus’ men…

… wait, that sounded way too gay.
 

@Denno, Scrotum & Douche Wayne:

Welcome! What the hell took ya so long?
 

Can we get back to mocking douchbags now?
I didn't come here to sympathize with the scrote of the earth. I came to ridicule them.
The angry puff deserves it because he spends more time getting ready than his hott. Poor girl didn't even have time to brush her hair because of him.
 

@ Crucial 10:11

That was downright vulgar.









And that's the way I like it, hey, I can't help the fact that I'm a raging dude fag.
 

@ Crucial

I'm a lazy, lazy man. My point was getting across just fine sans blue name, but I appreciate Management's attempts to keep order.

Douche On.
 

I like that ass very much (very much I like).
 

What is she holding in hear hands? and are they wearing matching magenta colored hair thingies?
 

@Crucial Head I always save the best for last la dolce in funda
 

The ass grab is more flattering but in this pic, Fran looks like she's hurtling along the same aging trajectory as Janice Dickinson. That's enough to make me want to slap my junk in a panini press.
 

Nice panties. Now get me my sammich, bitch!

Not you, dear hott, but douchie here. And wear gloves, I don't want any of your douciness rubbing off on my sammich. Chop, chop!
 

Hey! Screw all the anon hatters!
 

I'm wondering if that's a scar or botched wax job on his right eyebrow.
 

This move is also known as the "Constipation of Angular Momentum"...whatever that means...I watch too much History channel ...
 

Now wait a minute; let's not be hasty. Anon @ 9:34 AM makes a well-reasoned argument.
 

They're comparing foundation and his expression is blissful. He's grabbing a handfull of ass and he looks like a gerbil broke off a tooth in his lower intestine. It's just an interesting comparison is all I'm saying.
 

I dont know who the anon fag is that thinks this choad is cool but if your still out there suck my cock biatch... You dont have to be a dork geek or nerd to get a kick out of looking at hot chicks and laughing at douche stains that wear make up.. Go play with your glow sticks and butt plugs shit brick
 

Wow.. Im stunned at the douchery of this tool, he looks like a mutated flamingo! Sad that Fran loves him so much as to let him hoist her heine. I swear DBI, the more I look at the vulgar display of slime on this site the more and more I lose hope.
 

Indeed PhilthyPhil, many persons come to this site with a vulgar display of slime commentary.
 

Wasn't that a Pantera album?
 

pantera! i thought it was a bulger display of whitey. could be wrong.

um, so yeah... my name is ac/douchey and i'm an "anon hatter".

everyone: hi, ac.

yeah, i started "hatting" about 2 years back. things took a turn for the worse when, about a year ago, i signed up for a blogger account and started commenting on these douchebags.
i just want to say that i'm glad i'm not the only one who feels compelled to "hat" these 'bags. i take comfort in being digitally surrounded by other "hatters". it just has made things a lot easier for me and i'd like to say thank you. thank you all.

everyone: thanks for sharing, ac. keep coming back.

thanks, everyone. fuck you, anon(s). now, you're the "hatters"
 

I always imagine a douchebag's pout to be one full of unexpelled mouthwash, whereas a Bleeth's is like unto a tight c--k-suck.

Her pinkie-pink and his salmon pink would look better sharing a flower bed of like impatiens.
 

@ ac douchey 5:02

Does this mean I can skip an AA meeting today? Eh, better not...I think Hatting constitutes using behavior.

And with that...Freshly shaved legs and a pedicure, full-body lotion, deep-conditioned ringlets, conditioned and trimmed cuticles, lip gloss, mascara and pink undies, and I am STILL not as effeminate as this assclown. Just looking at this photo makes me my wanna scratch my imaginary balls, chew some Skoal bandits and go for a ride in a Ford F-150, as I'll never be the woman that this man is.
 

sometimes we need anon bags to stir up shit here to demonstrate how far HCwDB has come. just sayin'.
 

also, what the fuck is she holding? a love potion?

(if similar speculation had been raised in previous posts)

... now i feel like telling her some nerdy joke that only hardcore Harry Potter fans will understand, and then proceed with some liberal applications of a sledgehammer on Pouter Puff.

we have tons of sledgehammers in our shack in our job site. and that makes me feel good.
 

Yup, life is fair. Somebody poison me please.
 

get the fuck out of here! if you were my son, I would move away to an island where you wouldn't be allowed. WOW! you look pretty gay with blush on your cheekbones ass pirate!