Where the hell are they, some opium flophouse in south newark or something?
 

That might be the hottest "goth" chick I have ever seen, didn't even know they even had hot ones.

Thank you DB1, my horizons are just a little wider now.






O yeah, and he's definitely a douche. Scary? Yep. Violent? Most likely. Works at the local Jiffy Lube? For the last 14 years mother fucker.
 

If there is a 2009 Douchie for "Ugliest Chin Pubes/Scrote," this guy has to be a finalist!
 

Nice place to take a lady: to the men's room?
 

I wonder who their decorator is, and why the words "vagina blood" would be inscribed in the wall coverings.
 

@Sergeant Scrote Stain

Have you seen the Suicide Girls?

It may not be everyone's cup o' tea...

... but gals like this make me want to fill her butt with pee.
 

Oh, I'm sorry it's "vaginal". Now it all makes sense.
My Bad.
 

She's the same girl tugging Enigma's chin...
 

I think Elvira might do things to you that you haven't thought of yet. (but not happy things.)
 

Metal Sanaz and Chin Turd Ferguson!
 

Designer Grafitti-covered Oriented Strand Board and discarded semen-stained matresses were a big hit at all the Home Shows last spring.



She is hot, however, in a Lily Munster kind of way.
 

I'm sure he's either the lead singer or bass player for a thrash metal revival band. Ergo nottadouche.
 

That chick looks like Metal Sanz..Yep it is indeed,
 

@ Crucial

Suicide girls you say?

Normally "goth" is not my cup o' tea, but boobies always seem to trump the tea.

If I'm not back in 15 minutes...













just wait longer.
 

somehow, my vanishing hairline has found itself on this douchebag's chin.


and she might be misguided, but she'd rock your world in bed.


....just sayin'.
 

@Sergeant Scrote Stain....nice Ace Ventura reference brother. i might need to watch that classic again tonight.
 

Is that a futon cushion just kinda...thrown against a piece of plywood? Classy! I'd be sitting on his lap too, not because I'd want to, but because I wouldn't want to catch whatever the hell is lurking on that thing.

Is she really so frigid you need to wear a windbreaker over your sweater?

The douche aura is strong in this one, but it hasn't quite seeped into his appearance yet. Yes, keep snarling, you provide a better target that way. The lip piercings will help with leverage to remove my boot from your mouth. Sorry if they get ripped out on the way.

Girlie you better run he still has the pubes from the last girl he ate out attached to his lips. Must be a biter.
 

@ pfah: 'Tis a classic, go in peace.

@Crucial: Checked out the free tour of Suicide Girls. I approve, at least 75% are certifiably hot, and best of all, not a single Ed Hardy logo found its way onto any of the boobie. 'Twas a thing of beauty... and booby.
 

@Ashfish:

ewwwwwwwwwwwww and, right on!
 

Metal Sanaz.

This photo is on Myspace Music as well.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=122957555&albumID=0&imageID=15406311
 

you know.. as freaky as this guy looks I am going to have to say nottadouche. In fact, this guy looks like he would rather bash a beer over a popped collar'd tools head than hang out with one. He has tatts on his fingers and his hott is well, not a "hott" but rather a disturbed and malicious sex goddess. I have no qualms with her, just not my type. What does she find in him?? Who knows... maybe she likes the way he roars and grunts when he is belting out his metal song for the band he sings for. Maybe he owns this fine establishment... neither would surprise me.
 

Goddamnit! Horatio Sanz, you are one unfunny motherfucker. Jimmy fucking Fallon is funnier than you and he's about as funny as a flesh eating penis virus. Shut the fuck up and go the fuck home and leave us the fuck alone. You can take the bitch with you if you will just fucking leave. Thank you.
 

Nice couch. Also, someone wrote Vagina on the wall, which is awesome.
 

"Target acquired."

"Missile lock, douche."

"Fox five!"
 

I would take out the scrote van helsing style and keep the hott...

vampire + elf = hott? Oh, well, I can work with it... and by work i mean pull a DB1
 

That chick's head don't belong on those boobies.....like a scarecrow protecting some candy corn
 

Quick funny story....I was at a bar in the Meadowlands with some co-workers about 12 years ago and along for the ride was an ass wipe that looked quite abit like the po pouch in the photo. This guy always bragged that he knew Bon Jovi but I always thought he was just a lying fuckbag. Well i went to the head and when I returned who was sitting at our table with puke noodle....you guessed it Jon boy. Who can know..........
 

You guys are all wrong.

That's Joba Chamberlain with his wood shop teacher at his 5 year high school reunion.


Her other hand is missing two fingers.
 

Suicide Girls rawk! I also have this deep-seated feeling that they are just insatiable in bed.

Elvira is hot, and I agree that this guy probably wipes his ass with the faces of Hardy Tools, and as such, gets a nottadouche.
 

Also, I absolutely ADORE the goth girl on CSI Navy or whatever the fuck that show is called...
 

Particle board bachelor pad - that's stylin'.
 

He's got what it takes to be lead vocalist for Exodus. I like him.
 

@#&*#$!SLAYER@!#&*$!&*@#^$
 

Um, excuse me ya'll...maybe you guys already pegged it, but this is none other than the wife of the infamous Colt Curtis, aka "Ture Edge"
http://www.myspace.com/mrscoltcurtis
Same chick as Ask DB1: I Can Haz Preposterous? below.
DB1, am I wrong?
 

Oops. Think I'm wrong, but there's a pic of her on the myspace page referenced above.
 

She's boring. He looks like more of a loser than Fred Durst.
 

So it's Metal Sanaz week at hcwdb? Not that I'm anti-goth boobies or anything...

@snoop

I believe you're referring to Pauley Perrette. I, too, would happily leave some DNA evidence in her naval investigation.

Which is how they say, "I'd pee in her butt" in the military. Just ask Colt.
 

He looks ready to shove that beer up his pooper aquaduct; she looks eager to do him the favor.
 

Nothing like a Bud Light before thrashing to Slayer...
 

She's an Amanda Overmyer clone and he's a Man-Over-My-Ass, DUH! ditto.
 

he looks angry because he's keestering an RPG to his nieces bring a Homie to our garage sale Saturday
 

the Sgt asked:

"That might be the hottest "goth" chick I have ever seen, didn't even know they even had hot ones."

Oooh, man - goth chicks have rocked my world since I was a little boy.

When I was 8 or so, there were two women I lusted after, even though I didn't really understand it very well...

One was EMMA PEEL and the other was MORTICIA ADDAMS.

It was such a root basic synaptic short circuit for me, I ended up dating women who looked like either of them. One of them was UNCANNILY like Morticia (Carolyn Jones), even naked (you can find pics of Jones nekkid - she was HOTT).

The problem was: the girl was totally fucking crazed. Like seriously in need of lithium and serotonin or something.

That broke me of my Goth Girl obsession, and then I developed a taste for redheads and married one.
 

It's ok.

That couch is actually the maxi she just pulled out the back of her pants.

Biohazard is just sneering at the skank-musk.

Tip your waitress + try the veal!

--
And bonus:
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."









See, cuz of the echo...
 

it must be a pain trying to eat with that chin pube when you have to swallow a clump of your bodily hair every time you take a bite.
 

I think Chubbs is making his O-face.
I probably would too if something that skanky sat on me.
She's a sure thing, Chubbs. You're in like a tampon!
 

Fuk you, DB1.,,
i Hd something funny to say.

Fuck DB1
 

Fuk yu annymoose.,,,
i Hd a few too many brrs to drnk.

But seriously. Your spelling is funny.
 

fuck my tits
 

chicks in new york are paying top dollar for artfully grafitti'd particle board wall coverings...

someone please explain to me the blonde streak chicks like this sometimes have? its the bleeth equivalent of chin pubes. this scrote ruins the "hardass" value of his sneer by drinking the heavily marketed light beer, that and the kind of sateeen windbreaker we got fot winning the little league championship..

in fact if they were to make a movie around this guy like they do for people who really should never be in a movie...shaq, dice clay,recent examples elude me at this late early hour...anyway, his would be

big little leaguer...about a guy who's nuts shrivel up and he regreses mentally to age 12..

oh wait that is a movie, its a lot of movies actually.
 

"Vince could only raise his beer and grunt after receiving 2 full fingers in the ass by Priscilla."
 

It's that guy who makes cakes on Food Network.
 

I'd hit that hott.
 

Douche Wayne beat me to it, but it's good to see the Ace of Cakes kick back in a condemned meth head tweaker house and enjoy a brew.
 

this dude gets a pass, and she gets anything she wants.
 

Emo, its like goth for pussies.
 

ok. gotta admit- she's so f'n hot that i didn't really take a good look at the rest of this pic. but now, i can clearly see that this was taken in the "dressing room" of a rock club. and this guy's goatee or whatever it is, looks like a skid mark from eating a turd.
not only did someone write "i have a vagina" on the wall, but also "vaginal blood" just over bloatbag's head.
damnit, she's hot. she should definitely lose that shirt, though. and by "lose that shirt", i mean on my floor.
 

mmmm nord goth boobies...