I find that a succulent body + paw prints + unforunate face = butterfaceadox.

Photoshop experts, help a brother out: Move one of those hats on the wall down over her face.
 

what's with the sparkles? and the picture of the tigers? and the chin strap that appears to have snapped and curled back on itself from being stretched too thin? this is a pretty ridiculous picture.
 

This picture seems photoshopped... to bad the girl looks like the before picture..
 

The most >> BLING ! << you can get at the 99 Cents Store
 

has one of my clients been up on that ass?

i can't say i blame them, and certainly won't punish them for their behavior. there are rules, boundaries, and limitations, and then there are exceptions.....

i train hotts, i rehabilitate douches.

i am the douche whisperer.
 

I'm calling Photoshop on this one.

His bling shines more than my turds do after eating canteloupe seeds.
 

that is next door nikki. definite photoshop.
 

you may be able to run like Hayes but you dress like shit!
 

Yeah she definitely photoshopped this down-ass pimp in there to look like less of a pathetic loser.
 

Vat a loooza!

Pa-tett-ic loooza! Ya!
 

"I bought a hundred of these. One for every chick I'm gonna taint. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Scrote."
 

Is that a big cold sore on her lip?

Willie is welcome to her, then.
 

100% photoshop. I have the original picture somewhere on my HD (Nikkis picture of course, not the guys'). Even the bling seems shopped.
 

Spending a little more time examining this scroto... errr, photo I've come to the conclusion that his bling has white LEDs in them.

In addition, he could have at least scaled her up to size when he Photoshopped her in. She either has tiny hands and head or she levitates next to him.

Okay, I'll stop now.
 

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Was a dog up her ass?







'Cause I gotta see that shit.
 

Was this guy operating an SUV Monday?

Willie "Hos" Bros aka Angel Rolon
 

Someone should just create Ball Cap Wallpaper for the DB who aspires to scrotal interior decoration. Just think, all over NJ there is an endless array of apartment walls covered in nail holes for scrotal artists such as this.
 

Inside... It's FULL OF STARS!
 

What do you mean "probably" Photoshopped? That's Next Door Nikki. Google it. You know you want to.
 

a Major League reference indeed!
 

U SUK AT FOTO SHOP
 

Blatant PShop, and not very good. I'd even say its PhotoPaint, PC version.
He's no less a tool of course.
 

beautiful arse.

abysmal photoshopping.
 

You guys are right about the Photoshop...I don't think any of those ball caps are really there.

Isn't he the "6-Second Abs" guy?

"Step into my office...because you're fucking 'shopped!"
 

My only question would be whether or not they purposefully have the sweet ass "fighting tigers" poster displayed in the background. Kudos if they did. That poster is badass, and by badass I mean a giant heaping pile of raw chinchilla dung wrapped in a seminal discharge sandwich.

She's great. Paw prints or not.

Look at that boob!

This picture is a really shitty photoshop job.
 

A true paradox. He modelesque hindquarters, ravaged by some very unfortunate tattooing (worse than the usual bleeth variety). Why didn't she just get a huge troll doll inked there? Or just this douchebag's headshot.

The tatts, plus the Stockton meets Fresno face has me confused. So very confused.

Fuck it, I gonna beat off anyway....
 

Hey, that chick was in True Lies...
 

Lance, being new to suburban gangsta terminology, totally misunderstood the concept of "capping that ass".
 

Bucky would have less points toward a monthly win if his dollar store bling sparkled like this 'bag's.
 

You are a major loser. Not even worthy of being called a Douche Bag. Nice photo shop. How pathetic. Nice hats though!

Loser!
 

He definitely does not look like a banker in that.
 

I apologize for not voting Bucky fot the monthly. It was an honest mistake. I thought he was posing with a cardboard cut-out used for a Hawiian Tropic promotion at the local pharmacy.
 

Bling Bling

That bitch suffers from a disease called Noassatol
 

So is this dude's default pic on Facebook?

Loser.
 

He coulda made himself not look like a microwaved pinkie mouse as long as he was Photoshopping the bejeezuz out of everything...
 

hey it's Nikki Next Door!

when there's a porn star that i recognize, it's definitely photoshopped. because i'm astute like that.
 

wait. i think her "stage name" is Next Door Nikki.

whichever the case, i now have a massive boner. excuse me for a sec. or maybe an hour.
 

Avoid the clap.

That's good advice!
 

Okay, photoshopped or not, these two are from KANSAS, and the reason I know is his starry bling and her ass pear tell me...

"Ad astra pear ass-pear-a"

Which is pig Latin for

"Ad astra per aspera"

which is the Kansas state motto, "To the stars through difficulties."

Nothing more difficult than being a major league Gene Hackman-like scrotewank blinged with starbrights and posing with an asspear whose trademark is doggy-style sex.

Many, many hats off to them both.
 

@Medusa

My god, that was a horrible thought. He actually thinks he looks good enough 1) to pose next to her (Which, if she had a bag on her head I would too. Yeah, I'm a lipstick lesbian so sue me.) 2) to leave everything except for his bling unshopped. What! I can't even come up with a thought that would be as wrong and dirty as that. Willie you're a sick conceited fuck. Go take a shower and shave for the love of god. You got fuzz growing on you and it's starting to make kissy lips at your shopped girl. At least all the goop he has in his hair is flammable.
 

wtf happened to harland williams?
 

She's a porn star named Halia Hill. Ass paws are a dead giveaway.
 

This is just a sad fuck. End of story.
 

Hey Bleeth wash your hair.
 

You THINK this is photoshopped?

C'mon DB1, it's not even a decent effort at photoshop.
 

Shopped, the lighting on her sweet, sweet ass is all wrong.
 

Hahahahaha. This guy photoshoped himself in with a hot.
 

I don't even think this is Photoshop. Looks like he pasted in Microsoft Paint.
 

Not real...photoshop
 

Yeah, it's Photoshopped. But why would she add Matthew Stafford's younger brother?
 

How Ben spends his time off of the island.
 

That is Nikki Sims
www.nikkisplaymates.com!!!
That photo is photoshopped!! WHAT A LOSER HORRIBLE JOB BRO