Jason Giambi is again playing for the Oakland A's, but it's clear his heart's in San Francisco.
 

aww look.....it's the Michellin Man's gay son out clubbing.
 

you really should just use your cerebellum with her
 

Friction burns from Dave's ass cheeks beating a percussive mix of Coors lite and pretzel farts as Vinny went in for the salad toss.
 

and DB!? i love you like a brother, but Dave does not deserve a nottadouche pass. put down your Night Train and look again.
 

I'm pretty sure white non-sneakers worn by a non-European is auto-scrotery of +1 1/2

with pointy toes, +2

judges???
 

Roxanne looks one shot of Jager away from loudly announcing Vinny's love of pegging and pissing on both the back of her dress and the front quarter panel of the nearest cop car.
 

Holy Man Boobs Batman!!
 

Vinny can spend copious amounts of time out at the club because he only works for 3 months of the year.

In a workshop.

In the North Pole.

Making toys.

Wearing red and green.

anyone see where I'm going with this....

For a dude with a beard and a beer belly.

He bangs a deer named Blitzen.

and he is short.
 

Awe, isn't that cute? Joe Pesci was outside playing in the snow too long.
 

Poor Roxana--she seems to have a mild problem with knock knees. It just so happens I have a patented set of exercises that would separate and stretch her legs to great effect.

And by "patented set of exercises," I mean I'd spread her like peanut butter.
 

Dave is a blowout away from being nottadouche.

Vinny is a hatchet-wound away from being a dame.

"Hey Vinny, wanna go clubbing tonight?"

"Sure. I'll drive. We'll take my watch."
 

With a slight tinge of embarrassment, Ingrid realized her "Personal Touch" was no longer on her finger....
 

Vinny,

Don't waste $300 on jeans when they're made for normal size people. They're obviously five inches too long for you and the red stitching screams "I jerk off to David Hasselhoff on reruns of Baywatch" as bad as the rest of your outfit does.
 

Giving credence to the phrase "lipstick on a pig", here we have the genesis of "rouge on a stool"
 

Look at this blushing midget bi-ped
With a watch that’s as big as his head
Though his hott is superb
He barely clears the curb
I bet he sleeps in a toddler-sized bed.
 

He's very pretty for a fat chick.
 

Are those cousin Eddie shoes?

You shouldn't have, you really shouldn't have.

AV
 

"Rondo alla ingharese quasi un capriccio".
-or, "Rage Over a Lost Poonanny"

I think the fact that Vinny's legs are shorter than his torso, and yet all of him is still shorter than iJustine's fat sister, is visually amusing. She probably outweighs him by 10 lbs.

I bet this snap was taken somewhere in proximity to Will Ferrell, who Vinny is wishing would sit on his tiny Stimpy lap.

Pass for Dave.
He is clearly displaying a bemused sense of humor about ghey italian elves touching teh laydeez.
 

Dave is smiling because he hasn't been able to get the Lollipop Guild song out of his head since Vinny walked into the club.
 

Peter Brady seems to have developed chronic rosacea.
 

An anagram for Long Island:

Losing Land.

Learn to swim mu'fuckers!
 

That chick in the middle is makin' me laugh!

Is she preggers?
 

Gonna have to agree with Pfah here, Dave is in deed a douchebag, but his turdocity is completely overwhelmed by his rotund friend. And by 'friend,' I mean, 'anus licker.'

It reminds me of the great adventures of one Peter Griffith. One day, Peter's company is bought out by a dastardly smoking corporation. Peter eventually finds himself promoted to president and notices several perks: one of which is a hideously disfigured companion who's only job is to follow around his daughter Meg (who is also much less than attractive) at school. This way Meg looks hotter by comparison. It's a complete success.

Dave here has masterminded a similar plan. Realizing that he was a complete and utter tool, he rented the deluxe douche model from "Taints-R-Us" with his daddy's american express.

Nice investment Dave, as we can see the returns are already pouring in, DB1 gave you a misguided nottadouche pass, and your scrotepanion roped you in a plump vixen. Touche Dave, touche.
 

she has to pee
 

Vinnie is so red cheeked because Roxanna just said his manhood was this || big.

Or she slapped him silly with her purse just for the halibut.

Further, tho she's in heels, I believe the lucious Roxanna is actually taller than Vinnie. Maybe Roxanna cracked a short joke?
 

Delta Burke really needs to grow her hair back out.
 

I only wish I could make his ass cheeks look the same way.
 

Danny Devito-bag?
 

GOD DAMN. What is she doing with a a third grade douchebag and why is she not my second wife???
 

Aw, Oshkosh B'Gosh has a new douche line. I'll bet his Underroos match.
 

Vinny got slapped on the face with Dave's cock.
 

I do believe that's George Foreman in the background between the Douche and Dave.
 

Let's not overlook those stylish shoes. Nicely matching his white studded belt. Maybe Dave was trying to slap some sense into his pathetic cousin.
 

It's bad when the girl has to slouch, bend her knees and stand in a hole so she won't be taller than the guy next to her.
 

De plane! De plane!
 

The Ricardo Montalban white shoes are a nice touch too, but it is the makeup that makes me want to beat him with a dead gerbil.
 

Roxanna, still weak in the knees from all the excitement, enjoyed her personal head-job while astraddle Vinny's face, and damn near wore off the skin on his cheeks.
 

DB1 gave Dave on the right a pass?

i knew something was wrong with this picture.

that being said, if you make douche soup out of Vinny, how much grease and makeup will be in there?

and would anyone's pet ever consume that soup?

no those were just rhetorical questions.
 

holy hairy hochrist there is so much wrong here. only thing wrong with this guy is everything, only thing that could make it worse is the grown out stubble under peachy link cheeks.
white shirt guy is like, bro's i'm a frat bag but look at this choad!
 

is "he" trying to out-boob blondie?
 

Elizabeth Tailor's hair is much shorter these days but her cleavage looks better than ever in that black scoop neck top.
 

She could have gone a little bit easier with the rouge though.
 

Still smarting from being dumped by Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson decided to slut-----errrrr, slum it at the after-party following the Cowboys' placekicker tryouts.

Vinny was still embarrassed at missing all but one of his 20 extra point attempts earlier that day. Dave was one of the last cuts.
 

Jessica asked for a takedown? Ugggggh.....
 

The pic
 

I always enjoy a PIC DELETED request because it means someone's pay attention to this site besides the more seious gardeners.

It's like killing weeds when a pic is removed.

While drinking a fifth of vodka, making the face get red.