Monday, July 27, 2009
HCwDB of the Month
Can I get a wut? Coming off the two-toned weekend punch of the potentally flaming gaybaggery of Cheeto Man and the toxic HCwDB commingling of Smoot, it almost seems unfair that this week is the HCwDB of the Month. But those pics will have to wait for next week.
For now, here's your finalists:
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #1: Gunny
Gunny brings the gun show, solidly besting his competitors with a run of silly belt buckle in presence of numerous suckle thighs (seen in pics 2, 3 and 4),
Gunny's tard-face, hand gestures and belt buckle are all scroteworthy.
But does Gunny bring the hott enough for a true HCwDB of the Month?
That is the question.
For the H.C. side, Blondie's shoulder suckle, hint of quality boobage, and swan innocent smile, are all worthy counterpoints.
I would raisin her brans.
And then corn her pops.
Yup. It's breakfast time for the DB1.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: P. Doody
With an ambiguous takedown request that may or may not have meant Hairy Belafonte, I'm not taking the risk and instead subbing in the #2 (in every sense) tatt disaster that is P. Doody.
This is also a first here at HCwDB, in which an award winning slutty hott, Carly, took one douchebag to the HCwDB Championship last year, and is now cohabitating with another worthy contender of scrote.
Carly Hott is like the Roseanna Arquette of HCwDB. First she inspires a mediocre Toto song.
Then she inspires a drippy but iconic Peter Gabriel Song.
Which in turn inspires John Cusack to hold up a boombox in a moment that makes dating girls impossible for the next four years due to raised "Lloyd Dobler" expectations of googoo eyed crap. Which inspired Ione Skye to ditch the sentimental crap and marry a Beastie Boy. Which was absolutely the right call.
Toto. Nice Dune soundtrack. Clowns.
Wait, what was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, Carly Hott.
I have no idea what I'm saying. I desperately need caffeine.
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #3: The Tiki Douche and Anonymous Bikini Hott
Like Gunny, The Tiki Pud brought with him a run of scrotal achievement with various bikini girls, as seen in pic 2, , pic 3 and pic 4.
Granted, all are with lesser hottage than in the main pic.
The lack of hotts, as with Gunny, discounts the Tiki's truly noxious taint-scent from mockage.
Still, for classic douche signifiers, you have a pretty potent list:
1. The neo-colonialist desecration of numerous indiginous languages, peoples and cultures, all in one single garrish shoulder tatt.
2. Silly belt buckle + chain
3. The douche-face
4. Boobie hottie suckle thigh in tight candy-striper pants
And I reiterate that Anonymous Bikini Hott is not getting the props she deserves. Take another look, people. She is a softwater drink of fleshy melon smoothie.
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #4: Bucky Got Mad Game and Kathy
Bucky got mad game, and he got crazy skillz. And he got Kathy Hott.
All sorts of hip-hop wigga wrongess in this classic HCwDB formation.
This pic also brings reminders of College Hotts.
How they know not the cultural value they carry in their youth and smiles and wonderfully white teeth and Prell smelling hair.
And then, like every iconic HCwDB pic, there's the "WTF" moment. In this case, the welding gloves.
Welding Gloves, Bucky? Really?
So them's your four.
Which combo most inspires you to fits of rage and cries at a godless universe enough to book them a slot in the coveted HCwDB of the Year?
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
For now, here's your finalists:
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #1: Gunny
Gunny brings the gun show, solidly besting his competitors with a run of silly belt buckle in presence of numerous suckle thighs (seen in pics 2, 3 and 4),
Gunny's tard-face, hand gestures and belt buckle are all scroteworthy.
But does Gunny bring the hott enough for a true HCwDB of the Month?
That is the question.
For the H.C. side, Blondie's shoulder suckle, hint of quality boobage, and swan innocent smile, are all worthy counterpoints.
I would raisin her brans.
And then corn her pops.
Yup. It's breakfast time for the DB1.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: P. Doody
With an ambiguous takedown request that may or may not have meant Hairy Belafonte, I'm not taking the risk and instead subbing in the #2 (in every sense) tatt disaster that is P. Doody.
This is also a first here at HCwDB, in which an award winning slutty hott, Carly, took one douchebag to the HCwDB Championship last year, and is now cohabitating with another worthy contender of scrote.
Carly Hott is like the Roseanna Arquette of HCwDB. First she inspires a mediocre Toto song.
Then she inspires a drippy but iconic Peter Gabriel Song.
Which in turn inspires John Cusack to hold up a boombox in a moment that makes dating girls impossible for the next four years due to raised "Lloyd Dobler" expectations of googoo eyed crap. Which inspired Ione Skye to ditch the sentimental crap and marry a Beastie Boy. Which was absolutely the right call.
Toto. Nice Dune soundtrack. Clowns.
Wait, what was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, Carly Hott.
I have no idea what I'm saying. I desperately need caffeine.
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #3: The Tiki Douche and Anonymous Bikini Hott
Like Gunny, The Tiki Pud brought with him a run of scrotal achievement with various bikini girls, as seen in pic 2, , pic 3 and pic 4.
Granted, all are with lesser hottage than in the main pic.
The lack of hotts, as with Gunny, discounts the Tiki's truly noxious taint-scent from mockage.
Still, for classic douche signifiers, you have a pretty potent list:
1. The neo-colonialist desecration of numerous indiginous languages, peoples and cultures, all in one single garrish shoulder tatt.
2. Silly belt buckle + chain
3. The douche-face
4. Boobie hottie suckle thigh in tight candy-striper pants
And I reiterate that Anonymous Bikini Hott is not getting the props she deserves. Take another look, people. She is a softwater drink of fleshy melon smoothie.
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #4: Bucky Got Mad Game and Kathy
Bucky got mad game, and he got crazy skillz. And he got Kathy Hott.
All sorts of hip-hop wigga wrongess in this classic HCwDB formation.
This pic also brings reminders of College Hotts.
How they know not the cultural value they carry in their youth and smiles and wonderfully white teeth and Prell smelling hair.
And then, like every iconic HCwDB pic, there's the "WTF" moment. In this case, the welding gloves.
Welding Gloves, Bucky? Really?
So them's your four.
Which combo most inspires you to fits of rage and cries at a godless universe enough to book them a slot in the coveted HCwDB of the Year?
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
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God, I think Bucky takes this in a walk. The rage, the hat tilt, the fucking, shit, man. Fuck. Just please kill me now.
Wow, I forgot all about Toto doing the Dune soundtrack. There's a scene in Dune where Paul Atreides first learns to ride a sandworm, and up comes this awful Toto guitar crap. Horrendous.
Gunny FTW, mostly due to the supreme hottness of the babe in Gunny 4.
Gunny FTW, mostly due to the supreme hottness of the babe in Gunny 4.
# posted by 
: 7:17 AM
: 7:17 AM
If Hairy were in it, then his ridonkulous hair and delectable hott would take it for me. But alas, he is not, so Bucky must rise to the occasion. And by "rise" I mean "teeny weenie erection poking at his sateen shorts."
Bucky for the vomit...I mean "win."
Bucky for the vomit...I mean "win."
Bucky is a really strong contender, and is clearly a "class A" certifiable douchebag. He also brings the hotness with his tan little cherub.
His weakness is his humanity. Look in his eyes: there may be a soul in there somewhere. Also, He's totally replaceable with the tens of millions of hillbilly/gangster-bags crowding the parking lot of every 7-11 and Dairy Queen on any given summer night from coast to coast.
Gunny is a 100% original, never -to-be-copied game-changer. Gunny is the future of douchebaggery.
Gunny FTW.
His weakness is his humanity. Look in his eyes: there may be a soul in there somewhere. Also, He's totally replaceable with the tens of millions of hillbilly/gangster-bags crowding the parking lot of every 7-11 and Dairy Queen on any given summer night from coast to coast.
Gunny is a 100% original, never -to-be-copied game-changer. Gunny is the future of douchebaggery.
Gunny FTW.
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
Bucky inspires me. I have never been more motivated to renounce civilization, move to the moon, and live out the rest of my days in complete solitude.
Bucky FTW because he makes everything seem hopeless.
Bucky FTW because he makes everything seem hopeless.
Looks like Bucky is out to an early lead but I'm going with Doody.
His tatt is a monstrosity. His facial expression says: "I have no idea who the vice president of my country is." His Hott is legendary and full of boobitude.
The others are fine candidates to be sure (and I agree with DB1 about Tiki's Hott). But Doody will be a Pud for life and has the future-wrecking tatt to prove it. And by fine, I mean cursed by Gods angered by Bud Light scrotem pole abomination.
PD FTM
AV
His tatt is a monstrosity. His facial expression says: "I have no idea who the vice president of my country is." His Hott is legendary and full of boobitude.
The others are fine candidates to be sure (and I agree with DB1 about Tiki's Hott). But Doody will be a Pud for life and has the future-wrecking tatt to prove it. And by fine, I mean cursed by Gods angered by Bud Light scrotem pole abomination.
PD FTM
AV
# posted by : 7:30 AM
: 7:30 AM
Although all contenders should garner some strong support, P. Doody deserves the big piece of chicken here.
And by 'piece,' I mean 'a very large serving,' and by 'chicken,' I mean 'repeated violent blows to the nads.'
There are two things putting Mr. Doody, atop the mountain, the poo mountain to be exact.
1) Carly Hott - Boob, boob, and boobs. Furthermore, boobs. Easily the finest hott of the bunch. MMMMMmmmm, boobs.
2) And it pains me greatly to say this, P. Doody is a fairly attractive guy (this coming from a booby loving hetero). Why does that make him more scroteworthy? Because he didn't need this, he chose it. The other choads are not very good looking, and more than likely have the personality of slugs coupled with the IQ's of albino raccoons. Fact is, if the others hadn't done something drastic (read: douchetastic) they would have never gotten laid. Ever. They suck. And while the latter two characteristics of Doody might match the others, he has the looks, he could have gotten these ladies sans stupid tats, poof hair, douche eye-wear, and HGH.
But for some reason, he chose to turdify himself anyways. Its as if he said, "You know, getting laid by hott chicks is pretty sweet, but I think I'd rather make an absolute tool of myself and then get laid, yeah, that sounds way better." And for that utterly illogical and asinine decision I award you Hot Chick with DOUCHEBAG of the Month... and herpes, yeah, herpes too.
And by 'piece,' I mean 'a very large serving,' and by 'chicken,' I mean 'repeated violent blows to the nads.'
There are two things putting Mr. Doody, atop the mountain, the poo mountain to be exact.
1) Carly Hott - Boob, boob, and boobs. Furthermore, boobs. Easily the finest hott of the bunch. MMMMMmmmm, boobs.
2) And it pains me greatly to say this, P. Doody is a fairly attractive guy (this coming from a booby loving hetero). Why does that make him more scroteworthy? Because he didn't need this, he chose it. The other choads are not very good looking, and more than likely have the personality of slugs coupled with the IQ's of albino raccoons. Fact is, if the others hadn't done something drastic (read: douchetastic) they would have never gotten laid. Ever. They suck. And while the latter two characteristics of Doody might match the others, he has the looks, he could have gotten these ladies sans stupid tats, poof hair, douche eye-wear, and HGH.
But for some reason, he chose to turdify himself anyways. Its as if he said, "You know, getting laid by hott chicks is pretty sweet, but I think I'd rather make an absolute tool of myself and then get laid, yeah, that sounds way better." And for that utterly illogical and asinine decision I award you Hot Chick with DOUCHEBAG of the Month... and herpes, yeah, herpes too.
# posted by : 7:31 AM
: 7:31 AM
Bucky's got a look like a rhino that makes me want to shoot him from a distance with a high-powered rifle.
Also, Kathy, despite sporting a stage-one bleeth tan, is a potentially rescuable bona fide hott.
Bucky ftw.
Also, Kathy, despite sporting a stage-one bleeth tan, is a potentially rescuable bona fide hott.
Bucky ftw.
# posted by : 7:32 AM
: 7:32 AM
Bucky...He looks like Lon Chaney's Zombie with a ridiculous, law of physics denying hat tilt.
# posted by : 7:36 AM
: 7:36 AM
They're all shitastic but I will have to go with Gunny for the win. Why? Ever since his smarter and better looking brother got the Corky role on Life Goes On, he's been cruising the cul-de-sac of oblivion. And that makes Kirk Cameron cry.
# posted by : 7:40 AM
: 7:40 AM
Gunny FTW.
He ignites a rage buried deep in my soul. A rage that wants a law passed to keep group home fences electrified. I hope for the day when he and his ilk will have shock collars installed on their necks. A day when Gunny will be spayed and neutered like the small animal he is.
He ignites a rage buried deep in my soul. A rage that wants a law passed to keep group home fences electrified. I hope for the day when he and his ilk will have shock collars installed on their necks. A day when Gunny will be spayed and neutered like the small animal he is.
Hairy may have had it...
This is difficult for me to do, cuz every time I look at Bucky's face I lose my ability to get an erection, and I must sacrifice a puppy to get it back. But we all make sacrifices for the greater good. Bucky FTW- and Kathy for HOH.
This is difficult for me to do, cuz every time I look at Bucky's face I lose my ability to get an erection, and I must sacrifice a puppy to get it back. But we all make sacrifices for the greater good. Bucky FTW- and Kathy for HOH.
# posted by : 7:41 AM
: 7:41 AM
Bucky, for all the reasons listed above, PLUS the nightstand made out of cases of Bud Light in the Kathy Hott pic.
I was going to vote for Gunny, but I wouldn't to give the prick the satisfaction.
I was going to vote for Gunny, but I wouldn't to give the prick the satisfaction.
# posted by : 7:44 AM
: 7:44 AM
Gunny ftw. Rage-causing smirk and two hotts give him an edge here. Bucky came close tho.
# posted by : 8:04 AM
: 8:04 AM
It all comes down to Bucky vs. Gunny. It's like the Pud Olympics. It's really a toss up. I'll go with Gunny by middle finger.
# posted by : 8:06 AM
: 8:06 AM
Bucky got mad game... ftw
Bucky is a study in surrealism. Salvador Dali would have given up the brush had he seen this reality blurring comingling. Is this a product of photoshop? Are spiders crawling all over my skin? Are all the drugs I did in college coming back to haunt me? This doesn't even inspire the type of blind rage that is usual for a douche-hott coupling. I question my own existence when I view the pic. Maybe Albert Camus was onto something. Also, I can see his knob though his basketball shorts.
Bucky is a study in surrealism. Salvador Dali would have given up the brush had he seen this reality blurring comingling. Is this a product of photoshop? Are spiders crawling all over my skin? Are all the drugs I did in college coming back to haunt me? This doesn't even inspire the type of blind rage that is usual for a douche-hott coupling. I question my own existence when I view the pic. Maybe Albert Camus was onto something. Also, I can see his knob though his basketball shorts.
# posted by : 8:07 AM
: 8:07 AM
Lets face it, most of the pics on this site are Paid to Pose hots and guys on the extreme edge of scrote. But Bucky and Kathy are the real deal. Her hottness is pure, his ducheness is all that is wrong in suburbia. The anger and frustration that is generated from their commingling is unmatched on this site, ever!! If you can find a pair to surpass I will cease mocking, and...well probably go back to work without interruption. And by interruption I mean the occasional dry heave generated by the likes of bucky macking on Kathy.
Bucky FTM
Dr. DB
Bucky FTM
Dr. DB
I sense greatness here. And by greatness, I mean Douche Greatness…or Great Doucheness. Or something.
When Bucky Got Mad Game debuted a month ago, I suspected that the DB1 had hoodwinked us by taking some artistic license with the photograph. It was so douchetastic as to defy comprehension.
But I quickly realised that, despite his estimable talents and fecund imagination, even the DB1 couldn’t make this stuff up. This was the real deal!! (For those of you looking for “Bucky Got Bad Game,” I think that was when he contracted the clap).
Kathy Hott’s hottitude speaks for itself. And the lame Bucky, even when bereft of his not inconsiderable douchebag accoutrements (see, e.g., “Bucky Gettin’ His Party On,” HCwDB, July 3, 2009), is still such a humungous putz that Helen Keller could spot him for a ‘Bag from a mile away.
Bucky is the kind of hapless putz who could never get a single date all through high school, yet here he is in the angelic presence of Kathy Hott, whose 10,000 degree (Kelvin) hotness could melt magnesium.
His dollar store earrings and cue ball-shaped head set off a full douchal décolletage, coming to a sickening crescendo with his Ali Baba style pantaloons.
And what about this: employing his Uri Geller-like powers to bend the laws of physics, enabling his appalling douche hat capers? Only a colossal choad would dare attempt such feats. (Remember, Bucky Got Crazy Skillz!).
Bucky is an innovator, a trailblazer, yea, even an HCwDB Pioneer: relentlessly advancing ever forward the frontiers of douchewankery and scrotocity. It is true that, compared to a raging ass clown like “Cheeto Man,” Bucky is more of the Norman Rockwell variety, home grown scrote, but still a huge douchebag in any case!
I am acutely aware that my votes for the HCwDB du semaine/mois frequently come in a dismal 3rd, or even 4th, place. This time, however, I feel confident of being on firmer footing with my current screed. Because Bucky is to Douchebaggery what Pearl Harbour is to sneak attacks: iconic perfection incarnate.
Indeed, I would go so far as to posit that this infelicitous asshat may be the victim of a broken condom.
Is it premature to utter the hallowed words, “Future Hall of Scroter?” Only time will tell. My hope for BGMG is a trajectory that will soon see him wallowing in the spoils of victory in the Monthly, and on to greater glory beyond, eventually culminating with his two left feet firmly planted in the Hall of Scrote. Bucky Got MAD Game!
There: worked myself into a bit of a lather on that one, and I may be guilty of a little overkill. But I feel better now. I think I need a beer.
When Bucky Got Mad Game debuted a month ago, I suspected that the DB1 had hoodwinked us by taking some artistic license with the photograph. It was so douchetastic as to defy comprehension.
But I quickly realised that, despite his estimable talents and fecund imagination, even the DB1 couldn’t make this stuff up. This was the real deal!! (For those of you looking for “Bucky Got Bad Game,” I think that was when he contracted the clap).
Kathy Hott’s hottitude speaks for itself. And the lame Bucky, even when bereft of his not inconsiderable douchebag accoutrements (see, e.g., “Bucky Gettin’ His Party On,” HCwDB, July 3, 2009), is still such a humungous putz that Helen Keller could spot him for a ‘Bag from a mile away.
Bucky is the kind of hapless putz who could never get a single date all through high school, yet here he is in the angelic presence of Kathy Hott, whose 10,000 degree (Kelvin) hotness could melt magnesium.
His dollar store earrings and cue ball-shaped head set off a full douchal décolletage, coming to a sickening crescendo with his Ali Baba style pantaloons.
And what about this: employing his Uri Geller-like powers to bend the laws of physics, enabling his appalling douche hat capers? Only a colossal choad would dare attempt such feats. (Remember, Bucky Got Crazy Skillz!).
Bucky is an innovator, a trailblazer, yea, even an HCwDB Pioneer: relentlessly advancing ever forward the frontiers of douchewankery and scrotocity. It is true that, compared to a raging ass clown like “Cheeto Man,” Bucky is more of the Norman Rockwell variety, home grown scrote, but still a huge douchebag in any case!
I am acutely aware that my votes for the HCwDB du semaine/mois frequently come in a dismal 3rd, or even 4th, place. This time, however, I feel confident of being on firmer footing with my current screed. Because Bucky is to Douchebaggery what Pearl Harbour is to sneak attacks: iconic perfection incarnate.
Indeed, I would go so far as to posit that this infelicitous asshat may be the victim of a broken condom.
Is it premature to utter the hallowed words, “Future Hall of Scroter?” Only time will tell. My hope for BGMG is a trajectory that will soon see him wallowing in the spoils of victory in the Monthly, and on to greater glory beyond, eventually culminating with his two left feet firmly planted in the Hall of Scrote. Bucky Got MAD Game!
There: worked myself into a bit of a lather on that one, and I may be guilty of a little overkill. But I feel better now. I think I need a beer.
Bucky. For monthlies and yearlies I have to pretend I'm each contestant twenty years from now. Looking back over the pictures of my youth, which ones would most likely cause me to shoot myself in the head?
If I were Bucky, the shooting would be prefaced by repetitively banging my head against a marble countertop for all the stupid in that picture. Welding {smack} gloves?{smack} W {smack} T {smack} F {smack} was {smack} I {smack} thinking? {smack}
Bang!
If I were Bucky, the shooting would be prefaced by repetitively banging my head against a marble countertop for all the stupid in that picture. Welding {smack} gloves?{smack} W {smack} T {smack} F {smack} was {smack} I {smack} thinking? {smack}
Bang!
# posted by : 8:21 AM
: 8:21 AM
gunny looks like an off duty circus clown but bucky is a leaning tower of poo. kathy is the klincher and when i say klincher i'm thinking kegel.
kathy for the boobies!
kathy for the boobies!
Gunny FTW. All of these guys are worthy, but only Gunny with his two hotts and smegma crusted forehead gets the call.
What the hell? Where is all the Bucky love coming from? Sure he's a douche. Sure he's a RAGING douche. He does not, however, have the one thing that pushes this monthly over the top: A tattoo that reads "Player 4 Life." I mean, really... that tattoo by itself is enough to send P. Doody to douche Valhalla.
Now, P. Doody is not exhibiting many other characteristics of the classic douche: No kissy face, no hat with various degrees/dimensions of tilt, no white belt, no shirt to show us his moobs, etc.
But did you see the tat? The TAT?! Surely anyone who goes that distance, to mark himself with a douche-signifier of that magnitude, is king of the monthly. Think about how many levels of douche signification he had to climb to get to that point. 1) "Player" as signifier of one who "game" 2) The signification of connection to a context where "having game" matters; 3) the marking of one's body with a signifer that references 1&2 above, at the same time injecting attempted irony by structuring said signifier as an MPAA logo where P=Player, where such irony is not used to distance P. Doody from the referent, but instead to immerse himself in it, like taking a dip in the Porta-Potty. For he is P. Doody, and he smells of poo.
Oh, and Roland Barthes just saw it and spun like a blender full of mojitos in his grave.
The Rev. Dr. Scrotius Doucheus
P.S. And did I mention... BOOBIES!
Now, P. Doody is not exhibiting many other characteristics of the classic douche: No kissy face, no hat with various degrees/dimensions of tilt, no white belt, no shirt to show us his moobs, etc.
But did you see the tat? The TAT?! Surely anyone who goes that distance, to mark himself with a douche-signifier of that magnitude, is king of the monthly. Think about how many levels of douche signification he had to climb to get to that point. 1) "Player" as signifier of one who "game" 2) The signification of connection to a context where "having game" matters; 3) the marking of one's body with a signifer that references 1&2 above, at the same time injecting attempted irony by structuring said signifier as an MPAA logo where P=Player, where such irony is not used to distance P. Doody from the referent, but instead to immerse himself in it, like taking a dip in the Porta-Potty. For he is P. Doody, and he smells of poo.
Oh, and Roland Barthes just saw it and spun like a blender full of mojitos in his grave.
The Rev. Dr. Scrotius Doucheus
P.S. And did I mention... BOOBIES!
# posted by : 8:36 AM
: 8:36 AM
Gunny FTW,
The only logical explanation for these pictures is the local community college cheerleaders decided to do some community service by getting dressed up and being fondled by Gunny at the group home. This must be at the home because there is no way social services would let a deranged idiot with a rhinestone belt buckle and a rape-face that would make Ted Bundy cringe out into public.
The only logical explanation for these pictures is the local community college cheerleaders decided to do some community service by getting dressed up and being fondled by Gunny at the group home. This must be at the home because there is no way social services would let a deranged idiot with a rhinestone belt buckle and a rape-face that would make Ted Bundy cringe out into public.
# posted by : 8:38 AM
: 8:38 AM
If there was a Special Olympics for douchebags, Gunny would dominate nearly every event.
Gunny was born with two strikes against him. Mild Downs Syndrome and severe mental retardation is difficult to overcome.
The demented expression on his face, combined with his belt buckle disturbs me, as it should any rational person,and because I'm all for giving the disadvantaged a break,
Gunny FTW
Gunny was born with two strikes against him. Mild Downs Syndrome and severe mental retardation is difficult to overcome.
The demented expression on his face, combined with his belt buckle disturbs me, as it should any rational person,and because I'm all for giving the disadvantaged a break,
Gunny FTW
P. Doody!
What a scumbag. I knew he would get the chance to take it to the next level ....and by take it to the next level I mean wiping dog shit from shoe, to curb. I still think permanently tattooing your douchittude to your forearm deserves a prize. This is the ultimate ego gone wild.
As for the hotts, Carly is the most boobtastic. It's a close call between she and Kathy, but I have to lean toward Carly, because of the gravitational pull.
What a scumbag. I knew he would get the chance to take it to the next level ....and by take it to the next level I mean wiping dog shit from shoe, to curb. I still think permanently tattooing your douchittude to your forearm deserves a prize. This is the ultimate ego gone wild.
As for the hotts, Carly is the most boobtastic. It's a close call between she and Kathy, but I have to lean toward Carly, because of the gravitational pull.
P. Doody.
As someone else pointed out, having a PLAYA 4 LIFE tat on you has got to earn you something.
As someone else pointed out, having a PLAYA 4 LIFE tat on you has got to earn you something.
# posted by : 8:54 AM
: 8:54 AM
After intervention and de-programming the other's Douche's walked away with normal looking clothes and grooming, plus they knew how to respond to a clean-up request in aisle 12.
But Doody and the tat is a Douche for Life
But Doody and the tat is a Douche for Life
# posted by : 8:55 AM
: 8:55 AM
#2 P. Doody.. That tatt is truly douchey, and she is truly..boobie.
Poo Diddly FTMonthly!
-Scroatian
Poo Diddly FTMonthly!
-Scroatian
# posted by : 9:12 AM
: 9:12 AM
Damn this is a batle royale of poo.. All theses guys are spectacular turds.. Gunny because he's tarded and gettin poontang..P Doody for being a tatooed bufoon..Nah Im going with my gut Bucky FTM because he scored ass way above his pay grade on pure 110% douche skills..Way to go Bucky keeps it real bra
# posted by : 9:13 AM
: 9:13 AM
I'm going with Bucky FTW.
Mostly because of Kathy Hott, and the ridonkulousness that he might actually be dating her. I still have to give mad props to her cousin, Carly Hott. But Carly's poo is not nearly as smelly. Bucky offends on many levels.
Mostly because of Kathy Hott, and the ridonkulousness that he might actually be dating her. I still have to give mad props to her cousin, Carly Hott. But Carly's poo is not nearly as smelly. Bucky offends on many levels.
P. Doody's tat embodies the lack of foresight and intelligence of these many douche figures we have come to know and hate. Hence, I punched my ballot for him and an ample breasted hott by the name of Carly.
It has to be Gunny. The others rely on gimmicks to attain their douchitude, while Gunny oozes douche like the strip club's dressing room.
# posted by : 9:32 AM
: 9:32 AM
People, you're missing the point.
Bucky certainly got mad skillz, and is clearly in is own league. But picture him working his day job in the lumberyard. When you ask him to pre-cut some untreated cedar clapboards, he'll deliver, no questions asked. YOu might even think he's not-a-douche during the transaction.
What would Gunny do? He would try to show you his butterfly knife, and probably try to jerk off on your shoes.
Gunny's clearly the biggest douchebag here.
Gunny FTW.
Bucky certainly got mad skillz, and is clearly in is own league. But picture him working his day job in the lumberyard. When you ask him to pre-cut some untreated cedar clapboards, he'll deliver, no questions asked. YOu might even think he's not-a-douche during the transaction.
What would Gunny do? He would try to show you his butterfly knife, and probably try to jerk off on your shoes.
Gunny's clearly the biggest douchebag here.
Gunny FTW.
# posted by : 9:34 AM
: 9:34 AM
P Doody FTW. His tattoo screams surfer douche, and his hott is uber-motorboatable (u-boatable?). Beach skank is my fave, my Doody vote is heavily swayed by hott and less by douche this week.
# posted by : 9:38 AM
: 9:38 AM
well, if it was "super-tardo wanks with hot chicks" Gunny would win in a tsunami.... however he's mostly just a glue sniffing tool.
P. Doody has lifetime commitment to Douche endeavors.... & a ringer in Carly hott, whom he has evidently strong armed away from the the Hooligan.
an extra helping of Doody ftw!
P. Doody has lifetime commitment to Douche endeavors.... & a ringer in Carly hott, whom he has evidently strong armed away from the the Hooligan.
an extra helping of Doody ftw!
Bucky.
MC Escher Hat Tilts and "mind boggling WTF? is she doing with him" Hott Chick == Monthly (Loser) Winner.
MC Escher Hat Tilts and "mind boggling WTF? is she doing with him" Hott Chick == Monthly (Loser) Winner.
P Doody ftw. His Playa 4 Life and Dragon tattoos are pure fecal taint on the body of civilization.
Also, Carly Hott is becoming a HCwDB dynasty. Boobies...
Also, Carly Hott is becoming a HCwDB dynasty. Boobies...
# posted by : 9:47 AM
: 9:47 AM
Hmmm...it's tough to call this.
Gunny - I can't vote for him because his lack of tent-pitching hott, and also I try to give a 'tard a break.
P. Doody - Has restaurant quality 'baggery and is seen as a role model by 'bagglings; and he has a certifiable hott. But what really pisses me off about him isn't his douchiness but the fact that because of his tattoos, he will probably be unable to find work and my taxes will go to support his dumb ass. But that's different than being pissed about his douchiness. And I'm voting solely on douchitude.
Tiki - Similar to Gunny; lack of certifiable hott and he looks kinda inbred so I can't vote for that. Sure, it's fun to pick on 'tards and I feel good afterwards, but where's the challenge?
Bucky and Kathy Hott - Damn, he has it all. 5A level douchebaggery, a halt tilt that makes gangsta rappers jealous, and Kathy Hott. She should be illegal. And by illegal, I mean in my pants. I would pounce on that little slut and clamp down like a man holding on to an airplane wing.
I vote Bucky and Kathy Hott.
Gunny - I can't vote for him because his lack of tent-pitching hott, and also I try to give a 'tard a break.
P. Doody - Has restaurant quality 'baggery and is seen as a role model by 'bagglings; and he has a certifiable hott. But what really pisses me off about him isn't his douchiness but the fact that because of his tattoos, he will probably be unable to find work and my taxes will go to support his dumb ass. But that's different than being pissed about his douchiness. And I'm voting solely on douchitude.
Tiki - Similar to Gunny; lack of certifiable hott and he looks kinda inbred so I can't vote for that. Sure, it's fun to pick on 'tards and I feel good afterwards, but where's the challenge?
Bucky and Kathy Hott - Damn, he has it all. 5A level douchebaggery, a halt tilt that makes gangsta rappers jealous, and Kathy Hott. She should be illegal. And by illegal, I mean in my pants. I would pounce on that little slut and clamp down like a man holding on to an airplane wing.
I vote Bucky and Kathy Hott.
Bucky FTW!
Come on. Nobody else has anything on Bucky. Bucky has the tilted hat, the gloves, the earrings, the cheap Academy b-shorts, the basement apartment, the booze, and the hottie who is not afraid of exchanging bodily fluids IN PUBLIC with a member of the DB species.
Bucky got mad skillz.
Come on. Nobody else has anything on Bucky. Bucky has the tilted hat, the gloves, the earrings, the cheap Academy b-shorts, the basement apartment, the booze, and the hottie who is not afraid of exchanging bodily fluids IN PUBLIC with a member of the DB species.
Bucky got mad skillz.
It's very close. Almost too close to call, but if you'd hold a belt-beckle to my head,I'd have to vote Gunny.
# posted by : 10:09 AM
: 10:09 AM
Bucky. Simply for the fact that he's trying to bring back the Fred Durst douche look of the 90s. And I thought that was gone forever. He's also a strong candidate for most trash can-to-the-head worthy. Play on Player.
Bucky FTW
Bucky FTW
# posted by : 10:10 AM
: 10:10 AM
wow, too close to call. all 4 contenders are truly deserving. i'll have to take some peyote, talk to the oracle, then get back to you later
This is a tough one. I genuinely mean that. All four douches make my sphincter quiver with rage. But as I'm skimming back and forth across the blight on humanity that all these twats represent, I'm starting to wonder which douche is "posing" for maximum douche-osity and which is the most genuine? Which one literally has douche oozing from every pore? Well, that has to be Bucky. And Bucky's douche-goo will never wash off Kathy Hott. She will never be clean. Kathy is ruined and Bucky is the douche to blame for this travesty. Me and my rectum hate you Bucky.
# posted by : 10:37 AM
: 10:37 AM
we all know gunny is a 'bag, but we also know that he is not banging any of the hotts pictured with him. it's obvious. he is definitely slap worthy. but if you knew him, he'd just be some annoying, harmless prick that shows up at parties and everyone just rolls their eyes at one another and then all at once at kevin. "jesus, kevin- why the fuck did you invite that douchebag from work again?"
tiki douche looks even less likely to pull any of the hotts he's pictured with. and even more like just another turd in a manure factory.
the competition between bucky and doody is a heavyweight bout.
bucky=incredibag. doughy, dumb looking and dressed like a drunken downtown schizo. kathy=smiley hottness. she exudes hope that she will grow out of this foolish behavior after college.
p.doody=gleaming tower of douchebag. this turd is committed "4 life" by way of one of the worst craptoos ever imaginable.
carly=THEE hotness. put her next to any of the past month's hotts and all penii would point to carly like dousing rods toward life sustaining water. she is magnetic by way of all around deliciousness in all of her pics. and she KNOWS how to find ridiculous, award-winning douchebags. this we have all seen.
I vote P. Doody & Carly for the win, for the monthly.
tiki douche looks even less likely to pull any of the hotts he's pictured with. and even more like just another turd in a manure factory.
the competition between bucky and doody is a heavyweight bout.
bucky=incredibag. doughy, dumb looking and dressed like a drunken downtown schizo. kathy=smiley hottness. she exudes hope that she will grow out of this foolish behavior after college.
p.doody=gleaming tower of douchebag. this turd is committed "4 life" by way of one of the worst craptoos ever imaginable.
carly=THEE hotness. put her next to any of the past month's hotts and all penii would point to carly like dousing rods toward life sustaining water. she is magnetic by way of all around deliciousness in all of her pics. and she KNOWS how to find ridiculous, award-winning douchebags. this we have all seen.
I vote P. Doody & Carly for the win, for the monthly.
Every once in a while , I get to vote the loser twice, and such is it here, with P-Doody. I hate this guy. He oozes a sense of smug entitlement that can only come from being in possesion of a large trust fund. He did, indeed, choose to be a douchebag. As much as he sucks, she counterbalances it with silicone enhanced slutty pureness, a shameless, gold digging Bleeth of Epic proportions. We want her,even though we know she would destroy us, our at least our bank books and credit ratings....
Player for life, Christ, what a 'Bag
P-Doody, FTW
Ol'Bag
Player for life, Christ, what a 'Bag
P-Doody, FTW
Ol'Bag
# posted by : 10:46 AM
: 10:46 AM
Bucky FTW, clearly.
He looks like Lenny from Of Mice and Men, his clothing is totally bizarre and Kathy is by far the hottest of this months (underwhelming) group of hotts.
This one was easy.
He looks like Lenny from Of Mice and Men, his clothing is totally bizarre and Kathy is by far the hottest of this months (underwhelming) group of hotts.
This one was easy.
# posted by : 10:55 AM
: 10:55 AM
"Gunny" and "Bucky got mad game" look like they are trying too hard whilst P.Doody may have an extra-chromosome.
So it has to be the Tiki Douche! He walks the walk and talks the talk of the nozzle like no other!
So it has to be the Tiki Douche! He walks the walk and talks the talk of the nozzle like no other!
After my numerous years of experience, it is my professional opinion that Bucky is the most vile specimen of the month.
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
Tiki Douche aka Mikey Diesel has a douchetastic myspace page. Don't say I didn't warn you.....
# posted by : 11:01 AM
: 11:01 AM
He is douchy, but I feel Carly is carrying the P. Doody pic, I prefer the 'bag to make the bleeth, and not the other way around.
I have got to vote Bucky: the knowledge of the pyramids is required to achieve that hat tilt. And by "the knowledge of the pyramids," I mean being a big douchebag.
I have got to vote Bucky: the knowledge of the pyramids is required to achieve that hat tilt. And by "the knowledge of the pyramids," I mean being a big douchebag.
P. Doody FTW! As the ever present Anonymous, I guess I should give a reason. B(o(o)BIES!
# posted by : 11:21 AM
: 11:21 AM
Bucky the deluded white boy FTW!
Seriously, white guys dressing up in their best "ghetto wear" is our generation's version of black-face.
Seriously, white guys dressing up in their best "ghetto wear" is our generation's version of black-face.
# posted by : 11:30 AM
: 11:30 AM
P. Doody has no chance for redemption, due to his advanced age and advanced douchiness.
Bucky and Gunny are scrote for sure, but they are young and could possibly grow out of it.
P. Doody FTW.
Bucky and Gunny are scrote for sure, but they are young and could possibly grow out of it.
P. Doody FTW.
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
Bucky FTW because the disparity of his douche/retard aura and her genuine smile/hott is too much for a mortal like me to bear. The pic is so WTF that I still get confused when looking at it.
This is a 3-way toss up between P. Doody, Bucky, and Gunny. I hate all of them for different, but equal, reasons.
P. Doody. The tattoo puts him over the top.
P. Doody. The tattoo puts him over the top.
# posted by : 12:11 PM
: 12:11 PM
What a matchup this month. On any other month, Gunny's stupid fake gun would be enough to squash all contenders. Tiki Douche is such an extreme douche that he too would will most monthlys. But even among this intense competiton Bucky stands out and it is not even close. Bucky not only deserves the monthly but he should be enshirned in the Hall of Scrote.
Bucky is the quintedouchal douche. He is a douchebag's douchebag. He is the complete bag. The jerky hat tilt, the store stickers still on the hat. the chin fuzz, the shimmering plasti-pants, the wifebeater, the wrist tat, the indorr shades he's holding in his hand that he took off for the pic, the goose, the twin ear piercings, the smirk, the forehead grease, the down-the-nose stare with the up nostril view and to top it off the asshole gloves in the middle of summer.
And to make sure the whole package is complete he brings one of the hottest hotts to grace this site. Thos rings holding the bikini together are the stuff of dreams.
Rarely do you get such completeness, Such extreme douchiness of all required elements, such extraordinary hott in one picture. If Bucky does not win this site has no meaning.
Bucky is the quintedouchal douche. He is a douchebag's douchebag. He is the complete bag. The jerky hat tilt, the store stickers still on the hat. the chin fuzz, the shimmering plasti-pants, the wifebeater, the wrist tat, the indorr shades he's holding in his hand that he took off for the pic, the goose, the twin ear piercings, the smirk, the forehead grease, the down-the-nose stare with the up nostril view and to top it off the asshole gloves in the middle of summer.
And to make sure the whole package is complete he brings one of the hottest hotts to grace this site. Thos rings holding the bikini together are the stuff of dreams.
Rarely do you get such completeness, Such extreme douchiness of all required elements, such extraordinary hott in one picture. If Bucky does not win this site has no meaning.
# posted by : 12:24 PM
: 12:24 PM
carly is the sam rothstein of bleeths, when it comes to douches all she does is pick winners.
p.doody ftw
p.doody ftw
Gunny needs to die. For that reason alone, I vote for him. To die.
Also, Lohanhotte on the right wants very much for me to curl up on the small of her back and purr like a kitten.
Also, Lohanhotte on the right wants very much for me to curl up on the small of her back and purr like a kitten.
Gunny is a pasty, borderline-autistic twat who is merely play-acting out his desire to be a DB with a HC. His Hotts are just humoring him.
Bucky is Gunny with earrings, a head wound, and a few hours practice in front of a Fitty Cents dvd. Still grotesque, but ultimately pathetic and laughable.
It must be Doody. He is the real deal, for all the reasons listed above and more. When he squeezes Carly's tits, they make a sound like balloons rubbing together. It's not gel making his hair do that, it's static electricity.
P. Doody is rated D: Douchebag 4 Life.
Bucky is Gunny with earrings, a head wound, and a few hours practice in front of a Fitty Cents dvd. Still grotesque, but ultimately pathetic and laughable.
It must be Doody. He is the real deal, for all the reasons listed above and more. When he squeezes Carly's tits, they make a sound like balloons rubbing together. It's not gel making his hair do that, it's static electricity.
P. Doody is rated D: Douchebag 4 Life.
While the douchetatt-boob ratio is mightily strong with P. Doody and Carly, Bucky and Kathy have what it takes to compete in the yearly. Bucky's punchability factor pushes him over the edge.
I mean, if you took Mahatma Ghandi into a convent, cut off his nuts, shoot him full of Demerol, while playing "Wind Beneath Your Wings", he'd still take a shot at Bucky's face.
Bucky FTW!
I mean, if you took Mahatma Ghandi into a convent, cut off his nuts, shoot him full of Demerol, while playing "Wind Beneath Your Wings", he'd still take a shot at Bucky's face.
Bucky FTW!
Gunny or Bucky? Bucky or Gunny? A truly hard decision here. Gunny cheers me up because every time I look at him I laugh hysterically. Every time I look at Bucky, I reach for bleach to wash my eyes out. Bucky has skillz in many dimensions while Gunny has only douche skillz in one dimension. Gunny pulls two hotts in his picture. Bucky has 1.5 hotts in his (Kathy is ummmm ummm good). Fuck, what to do? I'll have to go with .......
Bucky FTW! This dickface reminds me of all the assholes I would have loved to have broken baseball bats over their heads. Not that any of them would have felt it. Gunny looks like he'd go down in a heap after one insult to the belt buckle.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Bucky FTW! This dickface reminds me of all the assholes I would have loved to have broken baseball bats over their heads. Not that any of them would have felt it. Gunny looks like he'd go down in a heap after one insult to the belt buckle.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
# posted by : 1:03 PM
: 1:03 PM
While all are strongly douche, only Bucky brings the tour de force. I have not recently seen such wankery on the site or ever in the natural world. With his utter mastery of gravity-defying hat buffoonery, goose-handling gloves and sweet and petite Kathy Hott this one leaves the beholder dazed, confused, nauseated and deeply saddened. Bucky..no one else comes close this month.
Bucky makes me want to plug every orifice in my head with firecrackers and sweep my face across a roaring pit of barbecue coals.
Bucky For The Win. And by "Win" I mean "Welding Glove".
I heartily second the vote for Most Trash-Can Worthy To The Face 2009 Nomination.
Bucky For The Win. And by "Win" I mean "Welding Glove".
I heartily second the vote for Most Trash-Can Worthy To The Face 2009 Nomination.
I'm conflicted. P. Doody's tat exhibits something that goes far beyond arrogance, something I've yet to identify. But he's smiling and that disqualifies him, in mine eyes.
Gunny's expression makes me want to upper cut him in the chin causing him to bite his own tongue off but there's no way he landed either of the hotts.
I must vote Bucky. The hat tilt, the gloves, the vacant expression and the uber-hott makes me wanna puke. FTW!
Gunny's expression makes me want to upper cut him in the chin causing him to bite his own tongue off but there's no way he landed either of the hotts.
I must vote Bucky. The hat tilt, the gloves, the vacant expression and the uber-hott makes me wanna puke. FTW!
# posted by : 1:56 PM
: 1:56 PM
Tough choice, but I'm going with Tiki the Tool. His kissy-lips droop with no facial contortion.
And blue boobie candy-stripper has my full attention.
And blue boobie candy-stripper has my full attention.
P. Doody. Three reasons -- Carly left, Carly right, and the single most obnoxious tattoo I have ever seen.
# posted by : 2:09 PM
: 2:09 PM
When we first saw Bucky we all thought, no way, that hat must be in mid-flight. The accompanying photos show that indeed that hat is levitating above a magnetic field of thoughts of fashion choices (all bad) and shitty sex with Kathy ( again , all bad).
Bucky FTW because he's wearing gray satin jammie bottoms. Just like me.
Bucky FTW because he's wearing gray satin jammie bottoms. Just like me.
With the Goose grabbing, welding gloves, hat tilt, thousand yard stare and a hott way out of his league, Bucky accumulates so many wrongs that they make a right. A right to be punched right in the face.
# posted by : 2:27 PM
: 2:27 PM
Bucky accumulates so many wrongs that they make a right. A right to be punched right in the face.
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM
Pretty solid group. We should keep the following in mind for the 2009 Douchies: Gunny for Douchiest 'Tard and P. Doody for Douchiest Tat.
But there can only be one winner, and that person is Bucky.
If you unravelled Bucky's DNA, you would spot the rare D-O-U-C-H-E nucleotide sequence. The man eats, sleeps and drinks douche.
Bucky FTW.
But there can only be one winner, and that person is Bucky.
If you unravelled Bucky's DNA, you would spot the rare D-O-U-C-H-E nucleotide sequence. The man eats, sleeps and drinks douche.
Bucky FTW.
# posted by : 3:08 PM
: 3:08 PM
my vote is for gunny this week.
i was gonna vote for p. doody because his hot is just too hot and his tats are just too dumb for words....but then i looked at gunny's face and that sealed my vote.
so gunny, take your whack hand gestures and ridiculous orgasm face and shove it.
i was gonna vote for p. doody because his hot is just too hot and his tats are just too dumb for words....but then i looked at gunny's face and that sealed my vote.
so gunny, take your whack hand gestures and ridiculous orgasm face and shove it.
it was close one for me between P. Doody and Bucky because they both got bangin chicks and they are raging scrotes...but Bucky's hat takes him above and beyond so i gotta say Bucky for sure
# posted by : 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
While Gunny is a twitching nightmare of stupidity, and Tiki can make a kitten's colon explode, the real battle is between P.Doody and Bucky.
They both have hottiehotts. So, now I have to look at them as couples. Carly's funbags are as fake as my uncle Jim's teeth. But more: look at Carly's skin and hair. This is a chick who has a lot of money to piss away on her appearance, and she's insecure enough to do just that. And her ability to find the biggest ball of walking talking rotting spooge that can collect a paycheck is unparalleled, viz her win of the top award last year with the Metaphysical Hooligan. If it wasn't for his tatt and dorky blowout hair, and her flotation devices, you would think "young professional couple at the beach".
Then look at Bucky and Kathy.
She's in her fifth year trying to get a BA in Communications at Cal State Chico (aka Party Central). And Bucky drives a forklift at the Pepsi Plant south of town on 99.
This just has ugly written all over it, like bloody pee carving out B+K4evah! in the snow at Heavenly in Tahoe. So, while I think that Carly and PDoody are the greater shitbags, the level of contrast and horror between Bucky and Kathy gives them the nod.
Bucky, FTW.
They both have hottiehotts. So, now I have to look at them as couples. Carly's funbags are as fake as my uncle Jim's teeth. But more: look at Carly's skin and hair. This is a chick who has a lot of money to piss away on her appearance, and she's insecure enough to do just that. And her ability to find the biggest ball of walking talking rotting spooge that can collect a paycheck is unparalleled, viz her win of the top award last year with the Metaphysical Hooligan. If it wasn't for his tatt and dorky blowout hair, and her flotation devices, you would think "young professional couple at the beach".
Then look at Bucky and Kathy.
She's in her fifth year trying to get a BA in Communications at Cal State Chico (aka Party Central). And Bucky drives a forklift at the Pepsi Plant south of town on 99.
This just has ugly written all over it, like bloody pee carving out B+K4evah! in the snow at Heavenly in Tahoe. So, while I think that Carly and PDoody are the greater shitbags, the level of contrast and horror between Bucky and Kathy gives them the nod.
Bucky, FTW.
# posted by : 3:26 PM
: 3:26 PM
Wow, truly an impressive list. But only The Tikidiot makes me want to open fire in my nana's nursing home. He (and his surrounding posse of putrescence) demonstrates that God loves us and wants us laugh at people who can't count or speak correctly. I'm ashamed to be living on the same planet as anybody with that tatt and bogus 'bag-face. And to make it worse, his honey is the sweetest. Like an eclair wrapped with bacon and dipped in gold. Tiki Douche and Bikini ftw.
P Doody is definatly worthy, but going up against Bucky and Gunny gives him no chance. I swear I went to Grieco High w/ Gunny and Bucky
Do I go with Gunny's ability to have multiple hotts, or w/ Bucky's 1 major hottness? Can I be selfish and vote for both?
I'm goin' with Bucky... He's the biggest stooge of all 4, plus he has the hottest of hotts. That makes him worthy of a monthly...
Do I go with Gunny's ability to have multiple hotts, or w/ Bucky's 1 major hottness? Can I be selfish and vote for both?
I'm goin' with Bucky... He's the biggest stooge of all 4, plus he has the hottest of hotts. That makes him worthy of a monthly...
# posted by : 4:27 PM
: 4:27 PM
P. doody FTW Gunny can always take his stupid belt off, but that moronic tattoo is forever. I can here the mockery of the nursing home attendants already.
# posted by : 4:56 PM
: 4:56 PM
P. Doody makes me weep for humanity, but Bucky has this one because a gentleman would never dress like that and Kathy deserves a gentleman, not a wigger douchebag.
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
Bucky FTW (loss, actually).
If my daughter looked like Kathy Hott, and she brought home something that looked and acted like Bucky, I'd have him decked out, bleeding and toothless before the first "Yo, Dad...Wassup?" came out of his mouth. Sumbitch would be drinking his Grey Goose through a straw for six months.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
If my daughter looked like Kathy Hott, and she brought home something that looked and acted like Bucky, I'd have him decked out, bleeding and toothless before the first "Yo, Dad...Wassup?" came out of his mouth. Sumbitch would be drinking his Grey Goose through a straw for six months.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
If only we could somehow exchange Kathy Hott with Miss Anonymous, we would have the perfect storm of HCwDB-a-tude. In any event, as we can't, I will have to go with Tiki Douche, because he just is.
This month is a tough call. When I face decisions like this I let science be my guide.
While Gunny is obviously a grade A doucheweasel, he cannot help himself. He clearly has no shot with these chicks and I actually feel sorry for him.
Tiki Douche clearly appears to be from Strong Island, possibly even at the yoda's lair of douchieness -BoardyBarn. That said, I hate him already but in the end, I cannot fault him for horrible tat or his ridiculous face because he is only trying to survive what is clearly the lair of the beast. Look at the douchemonkeys around him. When in Rome....
Bucky....what can I say. He is clearly suffering from a serious case of short bus wiggeritis. Maybe he just came from work welding the stage for MC Hammer at the local County Fair...I don;t know but let's give him a break...he is obviously was not loved as a child.
That leaves me at P Doody who gets my vote hands down. He gets it for one reason and one reason only - His tattoo that says to the world "I am a Player For Life". He is branded as a douchebag for life. Have you ever seen a 65 year old douchebag...It is sad and it is wrong. P Doody is truly a douchebag for life and gets this vote for his committment to the race and for having the hottest chick of the 4.
Peace out Douchelovers
While Gunny is obviously a grade A doucheweasel, he cannot help himself. He clearly has no shot with these chicks and I actually feel sorry for him.
Tiki Douche clearly appears to be from Strong Island, possibly even at the yoda's lair of douchieness -BoardyBarn. That said, I hate him already but in the end, I cannot fault him for horrible tat or his ridiculous face because he is only trying to survive what is clearly the lair of the beast. Look at the douchemonkeys around him. When in Rome....
Bucky....what can I say. He is clearly suffering from a serious case of short bus wiggeritis. Maybe he just came from work welding the stage for MC Hammer at the local County Fair...I don;t know but let's give him a break...he is obviously was not loved as a child.
That leaves me at P Doody who gets my vote hands down. He gets it for one reason and one reason only - His tattoo that says to the world "I am a Player For Life". He is branded as a douchebag for life. Have you ever seen a 65 year old douchebag...It is sad and it is wrong. P Doody is truly a douchebag for life and gets this vote for his committment to the race and for having the hottest chick of the 4.
Peace out Douchelovers
# posted by : 6:04 PM
: 6:04 PM
Bucky's tummy tat says only God can judge him so I did and found that his very proximity to Kathy hott called me to question my own existence.
Bucky FTW
Bucky FTW
Gunny. Easy. Kathy is so very tasty, but we're not voting for hottest hot, we're voting for biggest douche and Gunny is worthy.
# posted by : 6:33 PM
: 6:33 PM
bucky ftw because fuck him...and fuck me for trying to wrap my head around the douche physics equivalent to solving the Poincare conjecture personified by this supposed coupling.
*goes off to live in a cave forever*
*goes off to live in a cave forever*
# posted by : 6:45 PM
: 6:45 PM
Ok, well, let's see...
Gunny and Bucky have that certain festering quality, but only Bucky has the Uncle Festering quality.
Tiki Douche and P. Doody are from the same alcohol drenched branch of the douchal genetic tree, and P. Doody's cutie got the tooties.
So I'm thinking it's Bucky's Carly hott vs. P.Doody's Kathy hott.
Plus Bucky's got a kidney-bean shaped cranial structure.
And, yes-- the pain, and those pants: It Is Real.
Bucky FTW.
--VS
Gunny and Bucky have that certain festering quality, but only Bucky has the Uncle Festering quality.
Tiki Douche and P. Doody are from the same alcohol drenched branch of the douchal genetic tree, and P. Doody's cutie got the tooties.
So I'm thinking it's Bucky's Carly hott vs. P.Doody's Kathy hott.
Plus Bucky's got a kidney-bean shaped cranial structure.
And, yes-- the pain, and those pants: It Is Real.
Bucky FTW.
--VS
# posted by : 7:01 PM
: 7:01 PM
My momma always taught me that it's very wrong to make fun of the mentally challenged, so I'm going to see Gunny and Bucky off to the short bus to make sure that neither of them is late for shop class. By helping them learn a skill we can hope that we won't be spending our tax dollars subsidizing their dreadful existences.
Besides, there is only one choice here - P.Doody was already good-looking enough to get hot chicks without much trouble, yet HE MADE THE DECISION TO GET THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST FUCKING TATTOO!!! He CHOSE the douche-style when he didn't have to!
P. Doody FTW.
Besides, there is only one choice here - P.Doody was already good-looking enough to get hot chicks without much trouble, yet HE MADE THE DECISION TO GET THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST FUCKING TATTOO!!! He CHOSE the douche-style when he didn't have to!
P. Doody FTW.
Tough week. I love tards as much as the next guy but Gunny's Asperger's Syndrome knocks him out for me, better to laugh at tards in a more appropriate context (such as safely through the the windows of the short bus).
Tiki Douche hasn't gotten enough love (meaning hate) and I still laugh out loud thinking of DB1's comment about even the Bud Light Totem Pole having to turn away in disgust (I think that was pic 2). Nicely done but the douche is standard issue and the hott, while underrated, isn't sufficiently visible to carry the day.
P. Doody looks like he might actually be a normal guy if you drained the swamp of hair gel from his dome and put a long sleeve shirt on him. The fact he is smiling at his good fortune makes it hard to hate him as viscerally as one should a Monthly winner (loser), but he deserves dishonorable mention for the world's worst tattoo.
And so we have Buckster the Fuckster. He has it all: the sneer, hat tilt, inexplicable welder's gloves, satin sweatpants (or whatever the hell they are), a creepy Billy Corgan-vibe and one of the hottest unbleethed hotts to grace the site in some time. I would violate Kathy Hott eight ways from Sunday. And after that I would try to sleep with her.
Buckwheat FTW
Tiki Douche hasn't gotten enough love (meaning hate) and I still laugh out loud thinking of DB1's comment about even the Bud Light Totem Pole having to turn away in disgust (I think that was pic 2). Nicely done but the douche is standard issue and the hott, while underrated, isn't sufficiently visible to carry the day.
P. Doody looks like he might actually be a normal guy if you drained the swamp of hair gel from his dome and put a long sleeve shirt on him. The fact he is smiling at his good fortune makes it hard to hate him as viscerally as one should a Monthly winner (loser), but he deserves dishonorable mention for the world's worst tattoo.
And so we have Buckster the Fuckster. He has it all: the sneer, hat tilt, inexplicable welder's gloves, satin sweatpants (or whatever the hell they are), a creepy Billy Corgan-vibe and one of the hottest unbleethed hotts to grace the site in some time. I would violate Kathy Hott eight ways from Sunday. And after that I would try to sleep with her.
Buckwheat FTW
# posted by : 7:45 PM
: 7:45 PM
Gunny FTW. Every time I look at him I expect to see Chunk walk in and offer him a candy bar.
# posted by : 8:21 PM
: 8:21 PM
P. Doody, in 10 years when your trust fund runs out and you actually need to find a real job (because hanging out at Rehab in Vegas doesn't pay the bills) you are really going to regret that stupid tattoo. Doody FTW.
# posted by : 8:30 PM
: 8:30 PM
It's Bucky versus Gunny in a tight one, but Bucky edges ahead by about 10° of hat tilt.
# posted by : 9:13 PM
: 9:13 PM
Bucky by a huge boner, which I buried in the backyard for safekeeping.
That hottie of his is one fine bitch.
That hottie of his is one fine bitch.
# posted by : 9:25 PM
: 9:25 PM
i feel like being a dirty capitalist pig today so i'm voting for the douchebag who obviously has the most expensive scrote accessories.
which is P Doody of course. i don't want to know who did his tatt. i just want both him and the tattoo artist to be impaled on a pike.
wait. i'm always a dirty filthy capitalist pig. just more so today than usual.
which is P Doody of course. i don't want to know who did his tatt. i just want both him and the tattoo artist to be impaled on a pike.
wait. i'm always a dirty filthy capitalist pig. just more so today than usual.
I climbed the top of the sacred mountain for a vision quest (ie walked to the lr store for my nightly ration of kettle chips and malt liquor), and Charles Nelson Reilly appeared and told me to vote for Bucky. He is totally right. Bucky not only defies the laws of physics with that hat tilt, but he is also a "smooth criminal" (check the gloves, no fingerprints!). He's also mugging the hottest hott of the 4 pics and is not even a gentleman enough to share his Goose while she nurses a bomber of lukewarm Corona. I'd also fight a rabid mongoose to lick the metal rings of her bikini.
# posted by : 10:01 PM
: 10:01 PM
I climbed the top of the sacred mountain for a vision quest (ie walked to the lr store for my nightly ration of kettle chips and malt liquor), and Charles Nelson Reilly appeared and told me to vote for Bucky. He is totally right. Bucky not only defies the laws of physics with that hat tilt, but he is also a "smooth criminal" (check the gloves, no fingerprints!). He's also mugging the hottest hott of the 4 pics and is not even a gentleman enough to share his Goose while she nurses a bomber of lukewarm Corona. I'd also fight a rabid mongoose to lick the metal rings of her bikini.
# posted by : 10:01 PM
: 10:01 PM
Bucky Got Mad Game and Kathy Got Nice Body Parts, Plus Smile for the win.
Bucky is wearing a really ridiculous get-up, and for a douche has the worst taste ever. At least other douchebags do the predictable with the tatts, pointy hair, muscles, popped collars, white belt, etc etc. Bucky defies the trend and wears welding gloves? Satin gathered pants? Showy pinned and tilted hat? Bad physique? Then he has the nerve to offend us by standing with a most delectable hott. Wait a minute...she's offending us by standing with Bucky. No, wait...they're partners in douchecrime. They truly define this site: Hot Chick With Douchebag.
Bucky is wearing a really ridiculous get-up, and for a douche has the worst taste ever. At least other douchebags do the predictable with the tatts, pointy hair, muscles, popped collars, white belt, etc etc. Bucky defies the trend and wears welding gloves? Satin gathered pants? Showy pinned and tilted hat? Bad physique? Then he has the nerve to offend us by standing with a most delectable hott. Wait a minute...she's offending us by standing with Bucky. No, wait...they're partners in douchecrime. They truly define this site: Hot Chick With Douchebag.
It's got to be Doody. Any of the rest of them could be fixed with a few years of electroshock therapy, but the only way that tat's coming off is via amputation - it's his only salvation.
# posted by : 11:01 PM
: 11:01 PM
Kathy is a Houris from the Islamic Paradise. Bucky is the Douche Genie that somehow escaped from the bottle of piss she is holding.
It's time to put him back in.
Bucky For the Win.
It's time to put him back in.
Bucky For the Win.
# posted by : 11:11 PM
: 11:11 PM
Let's go down the list, shall we?
1) Gunny - At first I thought tennis star Andy Roddick's overlooked and retarded brother wasn't really serious. Then I saw, pic 3. Yea, he means it, belt buckle and all. Upon examining the hott quotient however, it seems the only worthwhile ones are Pay-to-Pose. In some ways, makes the Gunslinger an even bigger douche, but fails to incite the rage in my psyche necessary for a Monthly winner.
2) Doody - Did Carly have those things inflated AGAIN? Jesus, it's like watching Yasmine Bleeth's nose gradually cave in. Anyway, Doody: I don't know, on some level, relatively benign, but then there's the tattoo. He sucks. Hard. With as bleethed as Carly has become however, again, not enough rage. She'll be dating Peaches next month, Xenu the next, and on through the rotation until even Millenium Bag gets his turn. She is now the official Town Bike of HCwDB.
3) Tiki Douche - This bag definitely brings the hott. Still, he is garden variety. A sad Also Ran in that long, grey line of Bags before him.
4) Bucky - Which brings us to our Champion Ladies and Gentlemen. Bucky and his...jesus..Mad Game.
On the topic of Bucky's hott, I would spear anyone of you assholes 'Joe Pesci Style' through the neck with my Bic pen, just to get to her first to incoherently mumble a couple sentences at her until she asked to have me thrown out of the bar.
I hope against hope for this young, innocent flower. She is filled with sweetness, promise,and most likely Bucky's jizz....yes, yes, we have seen the photographic evidence, it is true.
She is the young girl in an anti Barry Goldwater campaign ad. You hear the countdown, you don't want to believe it's going to happen, you can't think it would. And yet, sadly, like that ad, it does not end well. For Bucky is the nuclear warhead. She will be Carly in 2 years.
As for Bucky....jesus, what else can be said that he isn't saying so loud and clear already. He is poo. He either knows not, or does not care. He throws his infecting of young Kathy right in our faces.
Bucky. He believes it. His hat tilt believes it. His wedding gloves believe it. And he knows you believe it too. He is douche. Together, they are HCwDB of the month.
Fuck you Bucky, rot in hell. Or just stay in New Jersey.
1) Gunny - At first I thought tennis star Andy Roddick's overlooked and retarded brother wasn't really serious. Then I saw, pic 3. Yea, he means it, belt buckle and all. Upon examining the hott quotient however, it seems the only worthwhile ones are Pay-to-Pose. In some ways, makes the Gunslinger an even bigger douche, but fails to incite the rage in my psyche necessary for a Monthly winner.
2) Doody - Did Carly have those things inflated AGAIN? Jesus, it's like watching Yasmine Bleeth's nose gradually cave in. Anyway, Doody: I don't know, on some level, relatively benign, but then there's the tattoo. He sucks. Hard. With as bleethed as Carly has become however, again, not enough rage. She'll be dating Peaches next month, Xenu the next, and on through the rotation until even Millenium Bag gets his turn. She is now the official Town Bike of HCwDB.
3) Tiki Douche - This bag definitely brings the hott. Still, he is garden variety. A sad Also Ran in that long, grey line of Bags before him.
4) Bucky - Which brings us to our Champion Ladies and Gentlemen. Bucky and his...jesus..Mad Game.
On the topic of Bucky's hott, I would spear anyone of you assholes 'Joe Pesci Style' through the neck with my Bic pen, just to get to her first to incoherently mumble a couple sentences at her until she asked to have me thrown out of the bar.
I hope against hope for this young, innocent flower. She is filled with sweetness, promise,and most likely Bucky's jizz....yes, yes, we have seen the photographic evidence, it is true.
She is the young girl in an anti Barry Goldwater campaign ad. You hear the countdown, you don't want to believe it's going to happen, you can't think it would. And yet, sadly, like that ad, it does not end well. For Bucky is the nuclear warhead. She will be Carly in 2 years.
As for Bucky....jesus, what else can be said that he isn't saying so loud and clear already. He is poo. He either knows not, or does not care. He throws his infecting of young Kathy right in our faces.
Bucky. He believes it. His hat tilt believes it. His wedding gloves believe it. And he knows you believe it too. He is douche. Together, they are HCwDB of the month.
Fuck you Bucky, rot in hell. Or just stay in New Jersey.
# posted by : 11:54 PM
: 11:54 PM
First of all, congrats to Carly for getting rid of The Hooligan. But she didn't exactly show too much improvement in her ability to choose men... unless of course she's trying to piss off her daddy and doing this on purpose. In the mean time, she's just pissing ME off.
I digress...
I gotta go with Gunny FTW on this one. The other three are fabulously douche-tastic, and it's a close race in the end with Bucky, but which one of these bags do I just want to beat the life out of? Gunny. By far.
I digress...
I gotta go with Gunny FTW on this one. The other three are fabulously douche-tastic, and it's a close race in the end with Bucky, but which one of these bags do I just want to beat the life out of? Gunny. By far.
# posted by : 1:13 AM
: 1:13 AM
Uhh, has no one else noticed that Carly is wearing a bra at a beach party? Not a swimsuit... a bra.
Poo Diddy has an unforgivable tattoo, smile and a face that's been spackled more times than the wall I'm propped up against. Bucky has an attitude, magic hat, hot girl and... welding gloves.
I started this post wanting to vote for Poo Diddy, but I just can't reconcile this when I go through Bucky's oeuvre. Goodness...
Poo Diddy has an unforgivable tattoo, smile and a face that's been spackled more times than the wall I'm propped up against. Bucky has an attitude, magic hat, hot girl and... welding gloves.
I started this post wanting to vote for Poo Diddy, but I just can't reconcile this when I go through Bucky's oeuvre. Goodness...
# posted by : 1:17 AM
: 1:17 AM
This one goes definitely to Bucky Got Made Game and Kathy.
I'd start a war like the one for Troy. I'd lead thousand of man into certain death just to get that slut back into my hands and teach her one final lesson. Why on earth did she mingle with this piece of shit. But why should I be pissed... time will tell. For sure! One morning in ten years from now she'll wake up and ask herself how she could have wasted her best time of her life to such a Wiener. She will have to get up drive unemployed Bucky to the local social welfare office for his monthly cheque, gotta go back home to their trailer park where a dozen mutant children await to be fed. Then she get's it and thinks: Was that all it? Is this my life?
And somewhere someone thinks. That's it, your life's over Kathy. You had your chance and you blew it.
Yes...
Potential is being wasted everyday all over the world. Good night and good luck!
I'd start a war like the one for Troy. I'd lead thousand of man into certain death just to get that slut back into my hands and teach her one final lesson. Why on earth did she mingle with this piece of shit. But why should I be pissed... time will tell. For sure! One morning in ten years from now she'll wake up and ask herself how she could have wasted her best time of her life to such a Wiener. She will have to get up drive unemployed Bucky to the local social welfare office for his monthly cheque, gotta go back home to their trailer park where a dozen mutant children await to be fed. Then she get's it and thinks: Was that all it? Is this my life?
And somewhere someone thinks. That's it, your life's over Kathy. You had your chance and you blew it.
Yes...
Potential is being wasted everyday all over the world. Good night and good luck!
# posted by : 1:20 AM
: 1:20 AM
P doody FTW. I had to throw ninja stars at my neighbors garage door for three hours to process the rage.
Hey! Reality check on aisle 4.
The Bucky and Kathy pics are obviously taken in a hotel room, which means this is a spring break hookup. Everybody knows women make poor decisions when they're drunk and away from home. And he barely has any tattoos at all.
How can you possibly vote for anybody other than the douche with "PLAYER 4 LIFE" tattooed on his forearm?
Again, he has "PLAYER 4 LIFE" tattooed on his forearm!!!!
P. Doody FTW. Also because of the breastisses.
The Bucky and Kathy pics are obviously taken in a hotel room, which means this is a spring break hookup. Everybody knows women make poor decisions when they're drunk and away from home. And he barely has any tattoos at all.
How can you possibly vote for anybody other than the douche with "PLAYER 4 LIFE" tattooed on his forearm?
Again, he has "PLAYER 4 LIFE" tattooed on his forearm!!!!
P. Doody FTW. Also because of the breastisses.
# posted by : 3:14 AM
: 3:14 AM
It's got to be the Buckster. If I EVER saw my girl with a taint-excreting, very likely confused time warp victim like 'ol Buckster here, I would hang my head in shame. Reminiscing then about the things we do now.
Kathy is yummety yum yum lemony lemon slightly mint sprinkled cupcake.
Bucky for the monthly.
Kathy is yummety yum yum lemony lemon slightly mint sprinkled cupcake.
Bucky for the monthly.
I gotta go with Doody FTW. You just want to punch him so bad right in the face. And his Hott's chesticles are out of this world.
P. Doody!
That tat won't look so hot when you're 85 and using a walker to get some jello at the home!
That tat won't look so hot when you're 85 and using a walker to get some jello at the home!
P Doody FTW. Gunny's belt buckle and Bucky's welding gloves will be a lot easier to remove than Doody's asinine tatt. Either this twatstain didn't think a half-step down the road or, worse, he figured it would look cool on him at 50. In either case, he deserves the win and a nail gun to the ballsack. And Carly ... what can I say that hasn't been said? Nothing? Well, then ... boobies.
P. Doody FTW. Isn't is obvi? Because Gunny can hide his receding hairline with a hat tilt, Bucky can lose the gloves, and TikiDouche can put a shirt on. But PDoody's Mark of the 'Bag is 4 lyfe, yo. Gunny almost swayed me, though. 'Mo Gunny, 'mo problems. But in the end...
P. Doody FTW
P. Doody FTW
# posted by : 10:28 AM
: 10:28 AM
Anger the bud light tiki gods at your own risk - you'll be doomed to summers of warm, flat uninspiring lager if you vote for anyone but Tiki douche and little Fog-Cutter-potent hott at his side! I can't take that risk - 1 vote for Tiki and ABH.
Anon Gee Bee
Anon Gee Bee
# posted by : 11:14 AM
: 11:14 AM
I have read every comment, and carefully studied the pictures, including long caressing stares at the amazing rack on Carly Hott. Then I wiped up the semen, and decided I just have to cast my vote for Bucky.
I cannot in good conscience support Gunny, because all he has is a stupid smirk and lame belt buckle. C'mon Gunny, ya gatz ta try harder than that. I reject P. Doody for the same reason; not enough effort, although the tat is one giant step for douchbaggery. And Carly's melons, oh my!
Tiki Douche has many douche "disqualities" to recommend him: sunglasses, wrist 'dana, stupid tats, belt, neck bling (not Jesus bling apparently, half point deduction), hand gesture and... is that a lip stud? All this is substantial evidence of advanced douche infection. However, Tiki seems to have had some normality at one time. And it appears he might be able, with strong intervention, to come back from the dark side.
Which brings me to Bucky. This poor soul clearly had nothing going for him from the start. A pudgy, pasty-assed, IQ-challenged, picked-last-at-dodgeball 7-11 clerk, Bucky made the conscious decision to "get down, get funky" by adopting the douche motif. Bucky did not contract the Grieco virus, like some poor, uninnoculated college boy. No, Bucky injected himself with 100% pure virus, right into his nut sack. No other candidate this month can boast of the conscious effort to become such a total SSB (sweaty scrotum 'bag).
And that hat.... God save us!
I cannot in good conscience support Gunny, because all he has is a stupid smirk and lame belt buckle. C'mon Gunny, ya gatz ta try harder than that. I reject P. Doody for the same reason; not enough effort, although the tat is one giant step for douchbaggery. And Carly's melons, oh my!
Tiki Douche has many douche "disqualities" to recommend him: sunglasses, wrist 'dana, stupid tats, belt, neck bling (not Jesus bling apparently, half point deduction), hand gesture and... is that a lip stud? All this is substantial evidence of advanced douche infection. However, Tiki seems to have had some normality at one time. And it appears he might be able, with strong intervention, to come back from the dark side.
Which brings me to Bucky. This poor soul clearly had nothing going for him from the start. A pudgy, pasty-assed, IQ-challenged, picked-last-at-dodgeball 7-11 clerk, Bucky made the conscious decision to "get down, get funky" by adopting the douche motif. Bucky did not contract the Grieco virus, like some poor, uninnoculated college boy. No, Bucky injected himself with 100% pure virus, right into his nut sack. No other candidate this month can boast of the conscious effort to become such a total SSB (sweaty scrotum 'bag).
And that hat.... God save us!
# posted by : 12:37 PM
: 12:37 PM
God Damnit, I don't know what to do. Bucky is...well, he's Bucky. And Poo Doody? Egads, he's all sorts of wrongness. I'm seriously gonna flip a coin here. Heads, it's Bucky, Tails Poo Doody.
Tails. P. Doody it is. How I long to take a nutmeg grater to that forearm, and force Carly to eat the shavings.
Tails. P. Doody it is. How I long to take a nutmeg grater to that forearm, and force Carly to eat the shavings.
P. Doody FTW, even though my vote didn't help him last time. That tattoo will look perfect when he's 50 and looks like George Constanza.
# posted by : 2:25 PM
: 2:25 PM
P.Doody is by far the worst...that tattoo is the single most horrible thing i have ever seen on this site
# posted by : 2:55 PM
: 2:55 PM
Gunny FTW. He deserves a kick in the scrote and future mocking for years to come.
# posted by : 3:06 PM
: 3:06 PM
Bucky!
Everything about him is so douche its just...mind boggling. The other three contestants don't have a chance.
Everything about him is so douche its just...mind boggling. The other three contestants don't have a chance.
I vote for Bucky the Pillsbury Doucheboy and Kathy Cinnabunz!
...also, P.Doody has the worst tattoo in history, but Bucky's is the second worst: "Only God Can Judge Me." On second thought, it's worse than P. Doody's cause it's not even original...
...also, P.Doody has the worst tattoo in history, but Bucky's is the second worst: "Only God Can Judge Me." On second thought, it's worse than P. Doody's cause it's not even original...
# posted by : 4:52 PM
: 4:52 PM
I'm going with Bucky FTW. While all of the contenders smell like poo and bring da noize, Bucky's douche aura is so strong that when he dons a hat, it tilts at the same angle by itself! His hat just sort of hovers over his head as though it wants to tilt.
That kind of power over inanimate objects means Bucky is your Monthly winner.
That kind of power over inanimate objects means Bucky is your Monthly winner.
Haven't dropped by to vote in a while, but this month's contest caught my eye. Some very strong contenders indeed.
Carly Hott still gives me wet dreams from last year's 'Hooligan'pics.
But I'm going with Bucky FTW. How can one not? Seriously.
Carly Hott still gives me wet dreams from last year's 'Hooligan'pics.
But I'm going with Bucky FTW. How can one not? Seriously.
# posted by : 1:40 AM
: 1:40 AM
Bucky FTW. While the others are all worthy, Bucky makes me want to pour gasoline into my eyes to wipe my corneas clean. Out of all the girls, Kathy is the hottest : She just needs someone to tell her that despite reports, being super tan isn't that attractive.
# posted by : 2:55 AM
: 2:55 AM
Bucky is a fagtastic mega douche who never learned out to wear a hat...I want to kill myself because this future darwin award winner managed to get that absolutely amazing Hott to stand with him for a photo...she must be a hostage...I can only hope...my sanity depends on it.
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