Sunday, July 26, 2009
The Gator Buys Bulgaria
HCwDB legend and Hall of Scrote member, The Gator, buys Bulgaria.
While wearing D&G.
And planning a proper sized bed to accommodate his theoretical orgies.
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I figured what with the peasants, thatched roof huts, medieval squalor and fear of electrical appliances Albania would make the perfect playpen for Baron Von Goolo.
I am bulgarian, by birth and I am absolutely appalled that someone like the Gator could even be allowed to buy property there. I hope they pass a new law where douchebags are not allowed to own property.
# posted by 
: 9:42 AM
: 9:42 AM
I am always amazed at how these POS McMansions, the architectural equivalent of a late 1970's Lincoln (all grill), impress some people. I never saw it before. Architecture for and by choads. Its perfect for him.
# posted by : 9:46 AM
: 9:46 AM
"More than one female", but he didn't say of which species. It could be human, goat or a Noah's ark orgy (two of each).
But, He certainly deserves his own Hall of scrote in the Hall of scrote.
But, He certainly deserves his own Hall of scrote in the Hall of scrote.
# posted by : 10:29 AM
: 10:29 AM
That house is hideous..after the camera stops rolling I bet he and his boyfriend in the pink do eachother.
I can't help but imagine Gator in an Ed Hardy cape and steel mask made to approximate The Blowfish's award winning facial hair.
I believe it will haunt my dreams. And woefully annoy the Fantastic 4. Comprised of 4-Points, Pumpy, DB1, and Future Mrs. DB1 (rotating according to whim, naturally).
I believe it will haunt my dreams. And woefully annoy the Fantastic 4. Comprised of 4-Points, Pumpy, DB1, and Future Mrs. DB1 (rotating according to whim, naturally).
# posted by : 11:01 AM
: 11:01 AM
Closet homosexual jokes are just too easy on this guy.
I just want to take a big No.1 all over his new floor.
I just want to take a big No.1 all over his new floor.
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Followed closely by a No.2 underneath the mattress of his theoretical oversized bed.
# posted by : 11:03 AM
: 11:03 AM
"Chapel kinda feature" !!!
It's called a DOME you fucking twat. The fact that you kinda look like a human being doesnt give you the right to refer to objects by approximation or comparison.
How does that retard asks for a donut? That thing that "kinda looks like his asshole"?
Honestly, I cant believe this asswipe actually bought a town. What happened to the people that live there and their property?
What a disgrace for Bulgaria.
O Tempora O Mores!
I hereby declare GATOR the most tainted scrote on the European continent and urge all Bulgarians to shoot his balls off with a Mosin Nagant.
-FuzzyFugazi-
It's called a DOME you fucking twat. The fact that you kinda look like a human being doesnt give you the right to refer to objects by approximation or comparison.
How does that retard asks for a donut? That thing that "kinda looks like his asshole"?
Honestly, I cant believe this asswipe actually bought a town. What happened to the people that live there and their property?
What a disgrace for Bulgaria.
O Tempora O Mores!
I hereby declare GATOR the most tainted scrote on the European continent and urge all Bulgarians to shoot his balls off with a Mosin Nagant.
-FuzzyFugazi-
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
Bulgaria. the perfect destination for douchebag parties since the Soviet collapse.
wow that really made sense?
if he bought Romania instead maybe we can expect a huge riot disemboweling that little shithole of his.
where are some damn Romanian revolutionaries when you need them?! fuck.
wow that really made sense?
if he bought Romania instead maybe we can expect a huge riot disemboweling that little shithole of his.
where are some damn Romanian revolutionaries when you need them?! fuck.
@darksock once i sell off all my michael jackson memorabilia i am buying the krishna compound in west virginia... i am thinking of naming it "vishnu were here, but now he's gone"
i saw some ed hardy clothes on sale today!!
i was in a shopping precinct and i almost had an anxiety attack because i couldn't get 'Dawn of the Dead' out my head.
'Dawn of the Douche'.
in fact i was seeing douchebags all over the place today...sometimes spontaneously verbalising the word in a reflex action in total shock, tourettes style.
i was in a shopping precinct and i almost had an anxiety attack because i couldn't get 'Dawn of the Dead' out my head.
'Dawn of the Douche'.
in fact i was seeing douchebags all over the place today...sometimes spontaneously verbalising the word in a reflex action in total shock, tourettes style.
# posted by : 12:06 PM
: 12:06 PM
Gator's arse would be a good place for an RPG... he'd have no problem accommodating it.... he plucks his head outta there on occasion
Наш чист радост е кога douchebags не сполучвам.
Our purest joy is when douchebags fail.
My dog once lapped up a puddle of antifreeze and ate some garbage wrapped in aluminum foil from the yard behind my apartment building, which is also full of broken glass, used condoms, puddles of antifreeze and little empty dope baggies. All lying in wait to poison any dog, cat, or small child who happens to wander across this suburban wasteland.
I work the extra hours, my hands awash with waves of wondrous carpal tunnel tortures, so that I can take my beloved dog Moksa to the vet.
The only cure for antifreeze is to pump the dog's stomach. Then fill his tummy with activated charcoal. Find a vein and start the dog on an ethanol drip. Pure grain alcohol to flush out the kidneys. To save my dog, I must get him drunk. Lucky bastard.
I save him only so that a week later we can travel to Bulgaria and he can take the greatest, shiniest, most massive dump directly beneath the dome, and in the center of the "NO1" circle of Gator's filthy "villa".
Yup. The circle of life is now once again complete.
Our purest joy is when douchebags fail.
My dog once lapped up a puddle of antifreeze and ate some garbage wrapped in aluminum foil from the yard behind my apartment building, which is also full of broken glass, used condoms, puddles of antifreeze and little empty dope baggies. All lying in wait to poison any dog, cat, or small child who happens to wander across this suburban wasteland.
I work the extra hours, my hands awash with waves of wondrous carpal tunnel tortures, so that I can take my beloved dog Moksa to the vet.
The only cure for antifreeze is to pump the dog's stomach. Then fill his tummy with activated charcoal. Find a vein and start the dog on an ethanol drip. Pure grain alcohol to flush out the kidneys. To save my dog, I must get him drunk. Lucky bastard.
I save him only so that a week later we can travel to Bulgaria and he can take the greatest, shiniest, most massive dump directly beneath the dome, and in the center of the "NO1" circle of Gator's filthy "villa".
Yup. The circle of life is now once again complete.
Nathan... "It's a Villa get it right"
Does the DG on his shirt stand for Douche Gator?
Those pants are horrendous
Does the DG on his shirt stand for Douche Gator?
Those pants are horrendous
I canot tell this is GATOR, what with his dark hair and the rather fuzzy resolution of the video.
Perhaps this is a reject episode of "House Hunters International" on HGTV. With a One-Star rating on YouTube, we can see why.
Perhaps this is a reject episode of "House Hunters International" on HGTV. With a One-Star rating on YouTube, we can see why.
Bulgarians, please: Chase him into a windmill--what Gator might call a "large fan-type feature"--and light it on fire.
Fuck The Gator.
He is not cool in the most basic and essential way.
He is lame.
He is turd.
He is a mutant orange rectal wart.
He is.... The Gator.
He is not cool in the most basic and essential way.
He is lame.
He is turd.
He is a mutant orange rectal wart.
He is.... The Gator.
# posted by : 2:03 PM
: 2:03 PM
I'll allow Crucial to comment on the inane "chapel-like feature" more thoroughly. I however cannot type an architectural review while projectile vomitting into my own lap.
For fuck sake, a true dome resolves forces and transfers them into columns, sheer walls and buttresses. That however is an inverted sheet rock nipple confection burrowed into the attic. It's like Vetruvious ate a bunch of McMansions and then had explosive diarrhea.
GAHHHH.
Goodbye, sober day.
For fuck sake, a true dome resolves forces and transfers them into columns, sheer walls and buttresses. That however is an inverted sheet rock nipple confection burrowed into the attic. It's like Vetruvious ate a bunch of McMansions and then had explosive diarrhea.
GAHHHH.
Goodbye, sober day.
The Gator is aiming too high in trying to buy a Bulgarian town. He should start small.For instance, I understand you can buy Detroit for about 3600 bucks about now.
Short Hills, NJ (AP)
"It's like that MTV cribs," Gator's friend quipped.
To see if this was indeed true, several reporters descended on a high school in New Jersey to interview members of the target audience of "Cribs," namely 15-17-year-olds with horrible taste, to see what they thought.
"I mean, I loved the Jonas Brothers episode," said Kristina Castiglioni, 16, barely holding back tears. "And I love Miley Cyrus, too, her house was sooo cute, but this? I just...I don't...." Unable to finish the thought, she dissolved into tears and ran to her parents.
Perhaps even more surprising was the reaction of Joey Porschiano, 18, who recently made an unprecedented request. About to graduate from high school, the young, orange man asked to be held back not one, but two years, leaving him to restart 11th grade in the fall.
"Look, I'll admit it," Porschiano said. "I watched MTV cribs, and I hollered with my boys at the phat..." Here Porschiano paused, collecting himself. "I mean, I watched these rap stars and their decadent lifestyle, and I approved. I can't lie. I even watched The Hills a few times, simply to masurbate to Heidi Montag. But now..." he said, looking off into the distance.
"I admit it," he said. "I can barely read. I blew off all my assignments and called books 'faggy.' But seeing this Gator guy, I mean, how can I go on like that? Is that my future? Being some douchier version of Steven Segal? I just can't do it. I'm going back. I'm going to read those novels. I'm going to learn."
"It's like that MTV cribs," Gator's friend quipped.
To see if this was indeed true, several reporters descended on a high school in New Jersey to interview members of the target audience of "Cribs," namely 15-17-year-olds with horrible taste, to see what they thought.
"I mean, I loved the Jonas Brothers episode," said Kristina Castiglioni, 16, barely holding back tears. "And I love Miley Cyrus, too, her house was sooo cute, but this? I just...I don't...." Unable to finish the thought, she dissolved into tears and ran to her parents.
Perhaps even more surprising was the reaction of Joey Porschiano, 18, who recently made an unprecedented request. About to graduate from high school, the young, orange man asked to be held back not one, but two years, leaving him to restart 11th grade in the fall.
"Look, I'll admit it," Porschiano said. "I watched MTV cribs, and I hollered with my boys at the phat..." Here Porschiano paused, collecting himself. "I mean, I watched these rap stars and their decadent lifestyle, and I approved. I can't lie. I even watched The Hills a few times, simply to masurbate to Heidi Montag. But now..." he said, looking off into the distance.
"I admit it," he said. "I can barely read. I blew off all my assignments and called books 'faggy.' But seeing this Gator guy, I mean, how can I go on like that? Is that my future? Being some douchier version of Steven Segal? I just can't do it. I'm going back. I'm going to read those novels. I'm going to learn."
Sofia, Bulgaria (Reuters) Upon hearing that a half-human/half-lizard hybrid had begun buying property in Bulgaria, a group of frightened locals hid in a nearby church. They were safe, but only somewhat.
A centuries old agreement between the parties of Gator, Mephistopheles, and God forbids the Gator from entering a church. But his friend and club promoter, Pinky McDouche, came to the rescue.
"I just want them to know I'm No. 1," Gator said, explaining his decision to use pscyhological torture.
They brought in massive, focused speakers and filled the church with Enhanced Douche Music (EDM). Gator and his evil minion refused to reveal the secrets of EDM, but its affects were obvious.
Watch amateur video taken of the attack.
Witnesses explained that normally quiet, respectful Bulgarian maidens donned huge sunglasses and began to cavort evilly down the aisle. This can be seen at approximately 0:50 in the video.
"We didn't vant to," Maria Slogozoasky said, "but ve couldn't stop."
The priest said it only added insult to injury that the music used was by a young man famous for beating the shit out of his girlfriend.
"Really, now?" he said. "Zis Chris Brown muzic in ze church? May God have mercy on us all."
A centuries old agreement between the parties of Gator, Mephistopheles, and God forbids the Gator from entering a church. But his friend and club promoter, Pinky McDouche, came to the rescue.
"I just want them to know I'm No. 1," Gator said, explaining his decision to use pscyhological torture.
They brought in massive, focused speakers and filled the church with Enhanced Douche Music (EDM). Gator and his evil minion refused to reveal the secrets of EDM, but its affects were obvious.
Watch amateur video taken of the attack.
Witnesses explained that normally quiet, respectful Bulgarian maidens donned huge sunglasses and began to cavort evilly down the aisle. This can be seen at approximately 0:50 in the video.
"We didn't vant to," Maria Slogozoasky said, "but ve couldn't stop."
The priest said it only added insult to injury that the music used was by a young man famous for beating the shit out of his girlfriend.
"Really, now?" he said. "Zis Chris Brown muzic in ze church? May God have mercy on us all."
@ Anonymous : 9:42 AM
Thats capitalism for you!
I'm starting to believe that when Marcuse was writing One Dimensional Man he was thinking of none other than Gator!
If there is ever a chance for the working class to revolt it might be through disgust over people like Gator...who knows, one can only hope.
-FuzzyFugazi-
Thats capitalism for you!
I'm starting to believe that when Marcuse was writing One Dimensional Man he was thinking of none other than Gator!
If there is ever a chance for the working class to revolt it might be through disgust over people like Gator...who knows, one can only hope.
-FuzzyFugazi-
# posted by : 4:04 PM
: 4:04 PM
That house is in Marbella, which is in the south of Spain... Bulgaria, you're in the clear for now, but consider that a warning shot!
# posted by : 4:09 PM
: 4:09 PM
mr white epically funny.
although gazing upon that video i fear i am peeking the new bridal chorus from wagner's lohengren. in a generation that could become the overwhelming traditional favorite entrance that few will associate back to its roots
indeed an age where those in the wedding party will no longer prepare boring toasts, because really what says more than tipping a 40 anyway, and will focus instead in preparing to "get their freak on"
the one positive to this new traditon is that strippers at bachelor/bachelorette parties will cease to be "risque" and will become vital tutors who will give final form instruction to wedding party participants. taking their amateur efforts and shaping them into an entrance routine as best they can
i have seen the future, and it is douchey
although gazing upon that video i fear i am peeking the new bridal chorus from wagner's lohengren. in a generation that could become the overwhelming traditional favorite entrance that few will associate back to its roots
indeed an age where those in the wedding party will no longer prepare boring toasts, because really what says more than tipping a 40 anyway, and will focus instead in preparing to "get their freak on"
the one positive to this new traditon is that strippers at bachelor/bachelorette parties will cease to be "risque" and will become vital tutors who will give final form instruction to wedding party participants. taking their amateur efforts and shaping them into an entrance routine as best they can
i have seen the future, and it is douchey
If you google "no. 1" or "no 1" or whatever, you don't find this choad's business on the first few pages. It probably loses money, the money that his father left to him after he died from autoerotic asphyxiation.
# posted by : 6:18 PM
: 6:18 PM
First of all the horror over that wedding video is sharper at the moment. I hate church and I hate religion. I don't set foot in church until someone's getting buried or married, or both. But I'll tell you what...that is damned disgusting and irreverent to act like that in church. Save that silly shit for the reception, or have a tawdry, outdoor, low-rent fete like the Oblongatas did, where we played Led Zeppelin and whatnot. That is ludicrous to go into a church and act that way, I hope the officiant of the service secretly got on the Red Phone to God and asked that their union be cursed with infertility, infidelity and bankruptcy. Rotten, showboating assholes, even a church-loathing shithead like me knows how to dress up and act nice when I end up in one of those places.
That being said, on to Gator....I think his little friend IS a jelly dong. And, yeah, Bulgaria? WTF. Pull the same stunt in Calabria or on the French Riviera, and see how fast they laugh at your little monies. Fuck Gator and the ego problem he rode in on. Multiple females in the bed? Yeah...so you can have THREE women laughing at what steroids has done to your genitals?
Oh, wait...women are such unscrupulous, money-grubbing cunts that they'll tell him he's Johnny Wadd just so he'll buy their whore asses a car.
That being said, on to Gator....I think his little friend IS a jelly dong. And, yeah, Bulgaria? WTF. Pull the same stunt in Calabria or on the French Riviera, and see how fast they laugh at your little monies. Fuck Gator and the ego problem he rode in on. Multiple females in the bed? Yeah...so you can have THREE women laughing at what steroids has done to your genitals?
Oh, wait...women are such unscrupulous, money-grubbing cunts that they'll tell him he's Johnny Wadd just so he'll buy their whore asses a car.
BTW, today is my birthday. Feel free to send the nude pics of yourselves to kate@nastyrubber.com. Especially you, Ashfish and Idaho Hott.
In terms of material, Gator is a gold mine....it's unreal. I can't stand these videos of him any longer, so a couple of observations that I just have to make:
1) I do not know who's dick(s) he sucked at the British network that produced these features, but he's clearly of the fake it to make it variety. These people definitely should have done their homework, or need to do a follow-up at the very least;
2) Why the follow up? Well, take it from someone who makes their living in the world of commercial real estate: this guy is full of shit. People in the profession would not even take his call (even before he was known as the Gator). He's the guy you refer to your buddy in the next office over as a joke to fuck with said buddy.
At the time of taping of this special, I'm sure Gator was just like any other potential buyer that a desperate BULGARIAN property owner was willing to show a deal to hoping that he he found the out of town dumb shit (except this one showed up with a camera crew). Well, I think we'd all agree that the seller found the dumb shit. Problem was most likely that, to go along with his lack of brains, Gator lacked any capital. The best part is, if you went pitching potential capital partners, even at that time, to "buy a town" in Bulgaria, you would have been laughed off the phone. Seriously, something like that is the joke that those of us that have been in the industry a a while tell to each other for fun.
"So Bob, what's going on?"
"Well Steve, I've got a deal I wanted to talk to you about."
"Really? Go."
"Well, I'm looking at buying this entire town in Bulgaria".
(Silence)...."Get the fuck out of here, you had me there for a minute".
"Yea, I know. I wanted to see how long I could keep you going."
"Fucker. Anyway, what did you really want to talk about?"
In fact, I'm going to start telling any slacking employees that, if they don't get off their sorry assess, the only deals they'll be working on are in Bulgaria.
3) From 2005-7, anyone (yes, possibly even bags as big as The Gator) could get money for their real estate dream. That is probably how he become a small time residential flipper in Manchester (yea, Manchester no less...not exactly London). Not sure when this was filmed, but I'll but all the sheckles I have that it was during those Go-Go days. The Gator was probably worth a little bit of money on paper. The meltdown was just as bad to worse over there than here, so I'm guessing he's to the point right now that he's willing to pawn off that skin of his to the highest bidding leather goods retailer he can find.
This guy has jumped the shark so hard that it is literally not even funny anymore. He's England's answer to Arthur Kade except, unlike Kade, I think this guy is totally serious.
Being of English ancestry myself, this disturbs me to no end. The English are known to be some of the most polite, most humble, most non-narscassitic people on the planet (Liam Gallagher excepted, and he gets a pass). And yet, they have produced the greatest Bag of all-time. It's not even close. Fish Slap, Donkey Douche, Peaches, even Grieco himself have got to think that this guy should mellow out.
I could go on for hours tonight on this, but I'm off to buy Belize. Who's in? The lady's get a special spot on my double king bed.
1) I do not know who's dick(s) he sucked at the British network that produced these features, but he's clearly of the fake it to make it variety. These people definitely should have done their homework, or need to do a follow-up at the very least;
2) Why the follow up? Well, take it from someone who makes their living in the world of commercial real estate: this guy is full of shit. People in the profession would not even take his call (even before he was known as the Gator). He's the guy you refer to your buddy in the next office over as a joke to fuck with said buddy.
At the time of taping of this special, I'm sure Gator was just like any other potential buyer that a desperate BULGARIAN property owner was willing to show a deal to hoping that he he found the out of town dumb shit (except this one showed up with a camera crew). Well, I think we'd all agree that the seller found the dumb shit. Problem was most likely that, to go along with his lack of brains, Gator lacked any capital. The best part is, if you went pitching potential capital partners, even at that time, to "buy a town" in Bulgaria, you would have been laughed off the phone. Seriously, something like that is the joke that those of us that have been in the industry a a while tell to each other for fun.
"So Bob, what's going on?"
"Well Steve, I've got a deal I wanted to talk to you about."
"Really? Go."
"Well, I'm looking at buying this entire town in Bulgaria".
(Silence)...."Get the fuck out of here, you had me there for a minute".
"Yea, I know. I wanted to see how long I could keep you going."
"Fucker. Anyway, what did you really want to talk about?"
In fact, I'm going to start telling any slacking employees that, if they don't get off their sorry assess, the only deals they'll be working on are in Bulgaria.
3) From 2005-7, anyone (yes, possibly even bags as big as The Gator) could get money for their real estate dream. That is probably how he become a small time residential flipper in Manchester (yea, Manchester no less...not exactly London). Not sure when this was filmed, but I'll but all the sheckles I have that it was during those Go-Go days. The Gator was probably worth a little bit of money on paper. The meltdown was just as bad to worse over there than here, so I'm guessing he's to the point right now that he's willing to pawn off that skin of his to the highest bidding leather goods retailer he can find.
This guy has jumped the shark so hard that it is literally not even funny anymore. He's England's answer to Arthur Kade except, unlike Kade, I think this guy is totally serious.
Being of English ancestry myself, this disturbs me to no end. The English are known to be some of the most polite, most humble, most non-narscassitic people on the planet (Liam Gallagher excepted, and he gets a pass). And yet, they have produced the greatest Bag of all-time. It's not even close. Fish Slap, Donkey Douche, Peaches, even Grieco himself have got to think that this guy should mellow out.
I could go on for hours tonight on this, but I'm off to buy Belize. Who's in? The lady's get a special spot on my double king bed.
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
Happy Birthday Medusa. My birthday is this Friday.
About the church thing - meh - I couldn't care less, especially after looking at Gator's video.
Holy fuck, that guy is... well, simply put disgusting on every level of what it is to be a human being that I can think of.
Come the revolution, Gator will be strung up by his nads. Not for commiting crimes against humanity, but for BEING a crime against humanity.
His hubris is Swiftian in depth and irony. He really reminds me of the chapter in Gulivers travels, where he explains to the king of the Brobdingnag all about humanity and civilisation and the King responds:
But by what I have gathered from your own Relation, and the Answers I have with much Pain wringed and extorted from you, I cannot but conclude the Bulk of your Natives to be the most pernicious Race of little odious Vermin that Nature ever suffered to crawl upon the Surface of the Earth.
About the church thing - meh - I couldn't care less, especially after looking at Gator's video.
Holy fuck, that guy is... well, simply put disgusting on every level of what it is to be a human being that I can think of.
Come the revolution, Gator will be strung up by his nads. Not for commiting crimes against humanity, but for BEING a crime against humanity.
His hubris is Swiftian in depth and irony. He really reminds me of the chapter in Gulivers travels, where he explains to the king of the Brobdingnag all about humanity and civilisation and the King responds:
But by what I have gathered from your own Relation, and the Answers I have with much Pain wringed and extorted from you, I cannot but conclude the Bulk of your Natives to be the most pernicious Race of little odious Vermin that Nature ever suffered to crawl upon the Surface of the Earth.
# posted by : 9:07 PM
: 9:07 PM
"UK Multi-millionaire's Buy of Bulgarian Town 'Impossible'" -- http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=64643
From the article: "The 31-year-old man earned himself the fame of Britain's vainest man after spending GBP 55,000 on a new set of teeth and forking out GBP 2,000 a year on Botox. His latest "miracle" defence against ageing is a GBP 100,000-a-year growth hormone programme, which he hopes will keep him alive until he's 140."
From the article: "The 31-year-old man earned himself the fame of Britain's vainest man after spending GBP 55,000 on a new set of teeth and forking out GBP 2,000 a year on Botox. His latest "miracle" defence against ageing is a GBP 100,000-a-year growth hormone programme, which he hopes will keep him alive until he's 140."
# posted by : 10:25 PM
: 10:25 PM
it is far worse than we all thought.... see for yourselves but use caution... have barf bag close...
www.scottalexander.tv
at least theres plenty new douche material for 5 more years
~doucheblaster
www.scottalexander.tv
at least theres plenty new douche material for 5 more years
~doucheblaster
# posted by : 10:53 PM
: 10:53 PM
1. happy bday, medusa
2. this douchebag most likely cannot
spell bulgaria.
3. what kind of seriously mentally
deficient prom committee planned
that repugnant douchebag wedding?
2. this douchebag most likely cannot
spell bulgaria.
3. what kind of seriously mentally
deficient prom committee planned
that repugnant douchebag wedding?
From his website, in regards to his idol:
" There is only one, Arnold, self made, his mental focus, accomplishments, and body cannot be matched by another living sole, recently in the Whitehouse, a politician said of Arnold “ if it is poring of rain outside, he does not get wet, in fact I would not be surprised if the man could walk on water”. "
Source:
www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php
I didnt know "soles" were alive! OMG! Do you understand what this means? I'm responsible for torture (for abusing my sneakers) and genocide (for throwing so many shoes away when they were worn out from use)!
Hey at least PETA is still not aware of that shit...I just couldnt handle the sight of Pamela Anderson rubbing a sole between her tits.
-FuzzyFugazi-
" There is only one, Arnold, self made, his mental focus, accomplishments, and body cannot be matched by another living sole, recently in the Whitehouse, a politician said of Arnold “ if it is poring of rain outside, he does not get wet, in fact I would not be surprised if the man could walk on water”. "
Source:
www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php
I didnt know "soles" were alive! OMG! Do you understand what this means? I'm responsible for torture (for abusing my sneakers) and genocide (for throwing so many shoes away when they were worn out from use)!
Hey at least PETA is still not aware of that shit...I just couldnt handle the sight of Pamela Anderson rubbing a sole between her tits.
-FuzzyFugazi-
# posted by : 12:09 AM
: 12:09 AM
Yeah I agree with someone earlier who said this douche is the British version of Arthur Kade. But unlike the American Revolution...they dun kicked our ass in the 2009 Trans Atlantic Douche off.
The Gators web site is scary...I am still awake! This is not a subject one should research before bed. The Gator's website reminds me of mother telling me not to watch scary movies to prevent nightmares.
I believe this asshole does present correct grammer with the spelling "sole". He's british those people dont know how to speak english...but kudos to this douche the Gator. instead of the updated rants of amateur douchebag arthur kade..this fuckhead presents douche in a professional way.
Bonus of the Gator website-
BEFORE DOUCHE AND AFTER DOUCHE PICS OF THE GATOR!!!
once upon a time the gator was a red faced school boy freshly molested by Rev. Pritchard...
I ALSO PARTICULARLY LOVE HOW HE LISTS IN HIS BIO AS TRAINING GENETICS- "I AM NATURALLY BLESSED"
AND THE BEFORE AND AFTER "EXERCISE PICS" REALLY SHOW THE PROVE OF GENETICS. ARYAN SUPERMAN UH... no
BUT AH-NOLD FUCKIN RULES!
FUCKIN GROWTH HORMONE! YEAH
~doucheblaster
The Gators web site is scary...I am still awake! This is not a subject one should research before bed. The Gator's website reminds me of mother telling me not to watch scary movies to prevent nightmares.
I believe this asshole does present correct grammer with the spelling "sole". He's british those people dont know how to speak english...but kudos to this douche the Gator. instead of the updated rants of amateur douchebag arthur kade..this fuckhead presents douche in a professional way.
Bonus of the Gator website-
BEFORE DOUCHE AND AFTER DOUCHE PICS OF THE GATOR!!!
once upon a time the gator was a red faced school boy freshly molested by Rev. Pritchard...
I ALSO PARTICULARLY LOVE HOW HE LISTS IN HIS BIO AS TRAINING GENETICS- "I AM NATURALLY BLESSED"
AND THE BEFORE AND AFTER "EXERCISE PICS" REALLY SHOW THE PROVE OF GENETICS. ARYAN SUPERMAN UH... no
BUT AH-NOLD FUCKIN RULES!
FUCKIN GROWTH HORMONE! YEAH
~doucheblaster
# posted by : 1:30 AM
: 1:30 AM
I found Gators business mentor:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFl7VwWsQEo
-FuzzyFugazi-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFl7VwWsQEo
-FuzzyFugazi-
# posted by : 1:58 AM
: 1:58 AM
Hey there Miss Oblongata.
Happy birthday! Here's a little present from me:
www.thewaterloft.com/waterbrand.php?categories_id=4
When you think things cant get any worse...
Remember: The absorption rate of hexagonally shaped structured water molecules is a much as four (4) times more efficient!
-FuzzyFugazi-
Happy birthday! Here's a little present from me:
www.thewaterloft.com/waterbrand.php?categories_id=4
When you think things cant get any worse...
Remember: The absorption rate of hexagonally shaped structured water molecules is a much as four (4) times more efficient!
-FuzzyFugazi-
# posted by : 3:28 AM
: 3:28 AM
First this guy is the bachelor of manchester which is the shit hole of england. Now La quinta? I live 30 min from there and can say that no one ever mentions that golf course or area. its shit. what a cunt-bag
# posted by : 3:55 AM
: 3:55 AM
La Quinta? Isn't that a motel chain?
I love the "I'm going to have N O and 1 in a circle here."
Perfect. No one.
Turd flush.
I love the "I'm going to have N O and 1 in a circle here."
Perfect. No one.
Turd flush.
# posted by : 4:28 AM
: 4:28 AM
structured water? ed hardy knows chemistry. structurally superior water.
if i had a heart i'm sure i would be having chest pains.
how the hell do these idiots get away with this shit. i mean i wouldn't trust hardy's boys to split a banana much less a molecule. i better tm ed hardy's nuclear apocalypse while there is still time
if i had a heart i'm sure i would be having chest pains.
how the hell do these idiots get away with this shit. i mean i wouldn't trust hardy's boys to split a banana much less a molecule. i better tm ed hardy's nuclear apocalypse while there is still time
@medusa
If it makes you feel any better, I think the Capering Wedding Tards will have a musical divorce that looks something like this.
If it makes you feel any better, I think the Capering Wedding Tards will have a musical divorce that looks something like this.
I loved the line about being able to entertain two or more ladies.
Sorry dude, but the only way you'll have more than zero women on your bed is if you demand the maid makes it.
I have to ask the people of Great Britain, why the hell don't you just grab a few pitchforks and torches and publicly destroy this lizard turd?
Why document his every move? It isn't like your media is mocking him, although it should be.
Gator's "villa" in (snort, snicker, gashnorgle, snort)... Bulgaria reminds me of some of the douchestain homes I saw being built in Mexico during my visit last month. All along the Yucatan penisula, but especially in the area between Tulum and Playa del Carmen you see these massive extravagant homes being built, and the properties bordered by rocky little tracts of land that have little cinderblock homes with thatched roofing. It is like the Doucheworld meets the Third World. I understand that a lot of these homes are being built by Spanish Eurodouches as "vacation" homes.
Sorry dude, but the only way you'll have more than zero women on your bed is if you demand the maid makes it.
I have to ask the people of Great Britain, why the hell don't you just grab a few pitchforks and torches and publicly destroy this lizard turd?
Why document his every move? It isn't like your media is mocking him, although it should be.
Gator's "villa" in (snort, snicker, gashnorgle, snort)... Bulgaria reminds me of some of the douchestain homes I saw being built in Mexico during my visit last month. All along the Yucatan penisula, but especially in the area between Tulum and Playa del Carmen you see these massive extravagant homes being built, and the properties bordered by rocky little tracts of land that have little cinderblock homes with thatched roofing. It is like the Doucheworld meets the Third World. I understand that a lot of these homes are being built by Spanish Eurodouches as "vacation" homes.
# posted by : 7:53 AM
: 7:53 AM
DEAR DB1, PLEASE POST THE PERSONAL WEBSITE FOR THE GATOR ON THE MAIN SITE
WWW.SCOTTALEXANDER.TV
THIS DOUCHE HAS TO BE MOCKED BEYOND DOUCHECREATURE ARTHUR KADE
IF YOU DO THIS I WILL EMAIL YOU MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PICTURES OF HCWDB FOR I LIVE IN QUEENS...YES QUEENS
~DOUCHEBLASTER
WWW.SCOTTALEXANDER.TV
THIS DOUCHE HAS TO BE MOCKED BEYOND DOUCHECREATURE ARTHUR KADE
IF YOU DO THIS I WILL EMAIL YOU MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PICTURES OF HCWDB FOR I LIVE IN QUEENS...YES QUEENS
~DOUCHEBLASTER
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
It seems "club promoter" is another word for "douchebag".
I have seen Gator's penthouse and his "villa". Both look like show homes. And he looks like a mannequin. Is any of the real? Does the Gator feel pleasure ever?
I have seen Gator's penthouse and his "villa". Both look like show homes. And he looks like a mannequin. Is any of the real? Does the Gator feel pleasure ever?
# posted by : 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
Yo DB1....
Where's the credit for pointing out that The Gator was on that show? Read through the comments of the last clip you put up of him (About 2 weeks ago I believe) and you'll see it.
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Where's the credit for pointing out that The Gator was on that show? Read through the comments of the last clip you put up of him (About 2 weeks ago I believe) and you'll see it.
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