bro, get off the babysitter.
 

Shiiiirrre! Bagginnnsssssssss!

When my d^%$ gets big you can slob it,
Even though I kinda look like a hobbit
 

Fro Yo thought he'd pee in her butt, but she is pooping into his urethra instead.

This shakes my belief system to its very core. And by core I mean "jelly dong".
 

Dr. Guid, the Trenton gynecologist gets ready to demonstrate the reverse pelvic exam.
 

Somehow it warms the very cockels of my soul to see young tards out of the group home and mingling with mainstream society.
Now if they would only teach them the correct usage of the hair brush to run through his mop instead of the salad fork.
 

I just calculated the poop psi she would need to execute the task theorized by Mr. Sock. If true, then this young woman should be able to launch a turd into low earth orbit.

Anybody else turned on?
 

HA! They told her to bend her knees so should wouldn't tower over this little chaod... that's why he spikes up the Fro - makes him 5'7" instead of 5'2"
 

his hair actually sticks up like that naturally- it's the path his neurons take while trying to escape his head
 

He's the baddest muthafucka at that bar mitzvah son.
 

i don't know if i am turned on sexually, but managing her career ass a potato ass-cannon for all your corporate get togethers, parties etc could be a healthy junk of change...especially if managed correctly, which of course means with as few ethics as possible...

forget hiring the jonas brahs for your super sweet 16 want to get all the cool boys to show...potato ass cannon.
 

yes my spelling sucks, and i'm ok with it.
 

You'll do. It's early and I have something to take care of.
 

Fro Yo need not "give back" to the community.Better if he'd get the fuck out of the community.
Nothing worse than a bunch of white bread,suburban, jive-ass crackers trying to dance.
It sickens me to the core.
 

the chick on the very far left is wearing denim big girl panties.
 

her arms are bigger than his.

And while she will continue to grow, hopefully in just the mammary region (though it's obvious she will balloon into that hideous face), it will be unmatched to the growth in unjustified ego of the Fro Yo.
 

the cast party of Rebel Without a Clue at Frank Sinatra Tech which makes him Sal Minedouche.
 

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the lighting in this place is really throwing me off. is it a club? is it a gymnasium? was it a photoshoot for the cover of Assholes Weekly?


i need some answers.
 

Despite the 'tarded look on her face, she's all sorts of tasty goodness.
 

Fags need love'n too.









Oh, ones a chick, we'll that raises some issues then.
 

To me, this is the classic HCWDB 'bag. I imagine his name is "Tony", "Vinny", or maybe even "Seth".
His blowout reminds me of roadside bomb blasts while patrolling the quaint little hamlets dotting the Euphrates.
Seeing it takes me back...Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get my flak vest, kevlar, AR-15 and conduct a vehicle check point on a busy upstate NY street while neighbors look on in horror. For I am a modern day Don Quiote. See ya at the VA!

-Bodybag
 

@ Pfah 8:17

I was thinking the same thing, it doesn't have than canned light look of a camera flash, nor the hallucinogenic colors of dance club lighting. In my eyes, it almost has the look of a film still or a promo pic?

High School Douchical Part XVXLLCI?

Either way, the ethereal glow on his face almost makes him look saintly. I hope it's this one.
 

The other interesting thing about this photo, besides the very strange composition and lighting, is that it appears to be some kind of short guy mixer. The blonde behind power pooper doesn't look particularly tall, but she's got a good inch or two on the dude next to her, and a rough idea of the perspective makes me thing the dude behind to the left of Fro is about the same height. Did someone pay these poor girls to grind up against douches with SGS (short guy syndrome)? Is it some kind of charity or make-a-wish event?
 

These height discrepancies make me think this is middle school, or early high school where the chicks are way ahead of the 'baglets.
 

Later, at John Waters High School...
 

HCwDB in training. this appears to be some kind of "camp" where these idiots are trained before being released into clubs along the eastern seaboard. this turdling is excelling in his hair skills as well as lame-ass whiteboy "gang signing". unfortunately, he's not so adept at the "doggie douche" and is seen here being coaxed by the little blueberry.
 

To girl in blue dress:

"Please be 18! Please be 18!"
 

A couple of cocktails later, she's tellin' him "You can put it in my poopie now if you want!"
 

They all look special in that Corky kind of way. Ms. Blue (blew?) in particular has an face that could unfortunately pass for his mom and some sort of body growth deformity that I can't quite place.

Despite the boobage, I'm arguing that none of these animated cultural farts has mentally hit puberty. Today he's wearing his douche costume, tomorrow he'll show up in his underoos.
 

"Two more inches on my biceps and I'll finally be up in her range."

I think this is the freshman mixer at East Orange High. If you have a driver's license, you get turned away.
 

Junior high was awesome.
 

Hair like that reminds me of the time an oil spill made its way into my cliffside succulent garden and glopped up the blue senecio.

Her dress is the color of the blue-footed booby. Wait: She has blue boobies.

Now I'm really confused.
 

if this one on facebook i would "like" it. not the picture. the commentary. the picture is gross.
 

He looks like "There's Something About Mary" gone even more horribly wrong.
 

I'm not convinced that this picture isn't a hoax.
Is that dumbass's head really that big? AND he's styling his 'bagspikes outward to make it look even bigger?
It doesn't add up.
 

i give the chick in blue the "no thanks i don't want you" pass.

however, i do want Fro Yo mutilated.
 

Normally I'm against violence against teenagers but Gatti-wannadouche really needs an asskicking.
 

Not a good sign when your date outweighs you. Isn't this one of the Gotti kids?
 

This guy went to my high school. He is disabled. Did not grow all the way and has walking issues. Please take this down.
 

Someone needs to just push him into a fire and be done with it.
 

Aww snap here comes two in the poo or in the goo
 

grrrreat! fung's little bro. GOD HELP THIS DOUCHE!!!!! please!!!!!!!! he looks like smoking crack is the "in" thing to do. looks lanky! his skull is about to suck in his eyes. And what does this say about this butt whore in blue????? This say's take out to dinner and get anal after the meal. grrrreat! Fung Fro you SUCK! your hair is bigger then your head! cut that shit off fuck stick. And this fat whore looks like a beached whale in a blue dress.
 

@ Anonymous at 4:55AM

Hey, please take THIS down.
 

i think she taller and weights more than stick boy there