Is that a scar where his Adam's apple was removed? Plus sized hott is better than not
 

Ah yes, Cock the Casbah… I believe they opened for the HCwDB tribute band Glory Hole Doily’s.

Mr. White on guitars
DarkSock on Bass
Vin Douchal on lead vocals
Plinky on electric triangle
I can’t remember who played drums… may have been Medusa O… but that could have been Ass Pear’s La Plante she was wailing on as well.

I don’t really remember that much, as I was passed out in the corner, covered in empty bottles of Knob Creek and the stench of Plinky’s mother ‘ponst my fingertips.
 

When I look at this 'bag's tattoo, I can't help but cry now.

... for the children.
 

nothing says 'badass' quite like a clown tattoo.
 

"Cry Later"....after you realize you've been pollywogged by an utter rodent undernourished pencil thin chin looking taint rash
 

@crucial

That was, indeed, a crazy gig. I still haven't figured out how I got my high E string snaked up into my colon.

Or how to get it out.
 

Ambesol and a string winder?
 

The microphone smelled like kerosene, Plinky's mom's afterglow, axle grease, Maker's Mark and Aqua Velva...
 

Chinchilla DID cry later when Linda left with the photographer.
He used the excess pomade from his Wheatstalk-influenced hairdo as lube when he consoled himself in his usual manner of furious masturbation in front of the mirror.
In case this hypothetical story gives you hope, look at the Armani Exchange douche in the background and the glimmer of the hidden scrote's bling. Now consider the other patrons.
 

He will cheat on her, then steal her car.
 

@denno

I swallowed both, although the edges on the winder made it burn a little bit going down. Now what?
 

@Mr.White I have a colonoscopy scheduled for Thursday I'll ask if they have a 2 fer deal for comrad douche hunters
 

All right. I've somehow now joined the reg's.
 

Will they invite us all on Letterman?
 

Chinchilla will cry later when his mom walks in on him snogging milfy hott on his parents' basement apartments jizz stained couch, and starts breaking out his childhood pictures for blondie to swoon over.
 

Something about Linda looks kinda fake. But the Douchebag is real enough: sort of a usual squinty-eyed version of the Jerz Greeze variety.
 

Linda most definately owns a pair of worn old pink stretch pants with an 80 sized font written across the loafs
 

I guess I've had to join the regs, too. I liked being able to modify my handle before.

That being said, "Linda, Chinchilla is a fad that will last approximately two more hours. You wonder where I got that figure? Simple. That'll be when he takes you back to the basement apartment he rents with a high school buddy, unzips his pants and you see his pathetically small penis."
 

His favorite Beatle is Brian Epstein.
 

His favorite gargle is jizz.
 

He slappa the bass and slappa his monkey.
 

A typical greasy tool with his 36.5 hour paycheck from Sbarro's spent on hair grease, urban outfitters crap clothes, and over priced water downed drinks.
Does that tatt say "Cry looser"?
 

this is why they never let Boo Radley out of the house.
 

@ Douche, shower and shave & BillDouchiest:

Welcome to the Club, we have jackets.

And by "jackets" I mean body lice.
 

Well I'll be damned; I see what you guys mean now.

There went my 17 alter egos. Ah well, actually I was down to just Fecus McDoo.
 

Average white douche bag
 

I figured you were Fecus.

I'll have to get rid of some of my favorite altar egos, like YodaDouche.
 

@ BillDouchiest:

Fucked us, anon has.
 

Alas, I will miss the Honorable Turgid Smegweather. So many voices in my head, so few hours in the day.
 

Damn you!

I have nothing to hide...
 

Nice vest, fag.
 

His tat says "cry later" which is coincidentally what he's going to be saying to her mid-coitus tonight.
 

Why does a decent-looking male bunk up his appearance like this?

Why does a busty blonde do a low-cut showing VERY white skin against black and bein' a skank?

Why do my eyes keep on cryin'?
 

does that say "cry hatter"? because all of these incredible posts by anon(s) are about to make me cry.

anon- stop trying to hurt my feeling. and by feeling, i mean this clown is a 'bag.
 

I rather like the looks of that doe-eyed vixen. If she follows me home, can I keep her?
 

Porny-directed anon sure has ruined it for all the regulars, and now we will have to take our Ex-lax, M of M, psyllium seed and other bulking agents to keep it flowing and going without the assistance of alter-egos.

Or ostomy bags. Which reminds me, anon is a real bag of shit, and believe you me, I've seen bags of shit.
 

I'm fixated on the shirt on the DB on the left of the frame. Do you suppose he bought it that way, or are those iron-on patches?

Oh, and fuck you, Chinchilla. Cry later, indeed. I've got an electric CBT board with your name on it. Laundry Gimp shits his pants every time he sees it.
 

this bag is like the sleeper assassin that kills my creativity after expending my wit quota for the day on all the other pics.

damnit.
 

@ Whoop-di-douche

Costco sells their version of Metamucil for about eleven bucks per 180 dose can (psyllium husk).
 

Looks like Jimmy Kimmel's douchebag son. Either that or the guy who sells me gas after ordering a 'My first dress like a douchebag kit' from Fischer Price.
 

Chinchilla: A South-American rodents that groom themselves chinstraps for fun.

Enough said about this DB. Now, the hottie is another story. She looks filled-in in all the right places but the ferris-wheel size earrings must go. Looks like Chinchilla has gotten himself a nice hottie. DAMN IT!
 

Young Jude Law douche.
 

Current Jude Law, still a douche.
 

look at this fag. he has a laugh now cry later tat. WHAT HARD SHIT YOU DONE THAT MAKES PEOPLE THAT TURN ON YOU CRY!!!!???? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST POSER ON THIS PAGE!!!! Look at you. you ain't shit, I can box you to the ground with my left hand bitch! What you hard in the burbs little bitch? Fuck stick is wearing a vest to the party. watch out he will make you cry. this guy has about as much muscles then my big toe! The hardest shit this ass pirate did was steal a throw away camera from cvs! your a mark! and if i was around when i saw this picture taken and the cry now tat. i will call you out son! you will be owned!