Saturday, July 25, 2009
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He's so full of piss that he's turning yellow,
He can't be a very good kind of a fellow.
And Carly right there ain't quite where it at,
Y'all can have boobs if you get just as fat.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
He can't be a very good kind of a fellow.
And Carly right there ain't quite where it at,
Y'all can have boobs if you get just as fat.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
# posted by 
: 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
Wait, is this a still from the new Star Trek film?
I mean, clearly, the girl on the left is from Boobula XIII but I have never seen anything like the orange guy.
I mean, clearly, the girl on the left is from Boobula XIII but I have never seen anything like the orange guy.
Chester you are so fierce. I bet you enjoy another man's penis inside you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
# posted by : 2:01 PM
: 2:01 PM
Orange you gonna feel sorry for his tanning mishap?
Orange you gonna ask if that is a white splooge mark on his right breast?
Orange you gonna think about putting 4 knuckles into those pursed lips and too-white teef?
Orange you gonna ask if that is a white splooge mark on his right breast?
Orange you gonna think about putting 4 knuckles into those pursed lips and too-white teef?
# posted by : 2:26 PM
: 2:26 PM
Orange Oliver was dismayed that the photographer had captured his move on squatty Dottie
# posted by : 2:31 PM
: 2:31 PM
Is this Gator's cousin? He's got the same facial expression in both pics, and he's definitely orange.
I'm with the Sgt. on this one. The end of human culture is upon u... and it is orange.
# posted by : 2:48 PM
: 2:48 PM
i return to syphilization after 3 weeks of hiking in the mountains and this is my welcome home?!?!
thanks, db1.
the strutting chicken pose leaves doubts as to his sexual orientation. there are, however, no doubts about her milk jugs being able to support multiple litters of rottweiler pups.
i train hotts, i rehabilitate douches.
i am the douche whisperer.
thanks, db1.
the strutting chicken pose leaves doubts as to his sexual orientation. there are, however, no doubts about her milk jugs being able to support multiple litters of rottweiler pups.
i train hotts, i rehabilitate douches.
i am the douche whisperer.
"the strutting chicken pose leaves doubts as to his sexual orientation."
I don't think so - what he likes is sometimes purplish and shaped like a mushroom.
I don't think so - what he likes is sometimes purplish and shaped like a mushroom.
>>>Wait, is this a still from the new Star Trek film?
Actually, there is a Classic Trek episode called "The Apple" filled with orange men with light hair:
http://revelen.net/images/eyes_of_vaal.jpg
episode recap: http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/The_Apple
Actually, there is a Classic Trek episode called "The Apple" filled with orange men with light hair:
http://revelen.net/images/eyes_of_vaal.jpg
episode recap: http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/The_Apple
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
When Snow WHITE's and ORANGE Cheeto Man's DNA twist and collide together, their kids will end up looking like orange creme savers http://www.officemax.com/catalog/images/397x353/22273p_01.jpg.
# posted by : 3:53 PM
: 3:53 PM
I thought a site called HOT chicks with douche bags would actually feature hot chicks, but I guess I was mistaken.
# posted by : 4:00 PM
: 4:00 PM
I wanna know where you can buy orange powder foundation for your beta-carotene-infused tanning lotion. I would be tempted to lick him just to see if he does in fact taste like cheetos but then I am afraid I may catch the Greico virus and get huge-ass star tats, one for each ass cheek, maybe a string of them for a tramp stamp just for good measure, and buy enormous Jackie-O sunglasses and fake tits.
# posted by : 4:09 PM
: 4:09 PM
She is def NOT hot. I've woken up with slampigs better looking than her. However, Cheeto Man is HOS worthy. CHEETO MAN VS SMOOT in the weekly. Winner has to be SMOOT. DB1 give us more pics of these choads!
# posted by : 4:10 PM
: 4:10 PM
This is the best Saturday of bagging ever on this site! 2 monolithic juggernauts of choad!
# posted by : 4:13 PM
: 4:13 PM
Sry, 1st time I'm trying to put in a hyperlink. Take #2:
Their kids will look like orange creme savers.
Their kids will look like orange creme savers.
# posted by : 4:13 PM
: 4:13 PM
Taylor's link
Taylor, use the "Preview" button before clicking "Publish," and then right-click on the links to show them in a new tab or window to see if they're working.
Taylor, use the "Preview" button before clicking "Publish," and then right-click on the links to show them in a new tab or window to see if they're working.
Cheeto Man Says...
"Thay, I'll betcha can't eat just one, biotch! Now get the hell out of the frame 'cuz this pic's goin' up on 'The Advocate's' home page. WOO!"
"Thay, I'll betcha can't eat just one, biotch! Now get the hell out of the frame 'cuz this pic's goin' up on 'The Advocate's' home page. WOO!"
Andy Warhol's gayer son need be eaten by Jabba the Hut's Toothed Desert Butthole.
# posted by : 4:46 PM
: 4:46 PM
Cheeto man is a fake! He is a complete and total douchebag but how has no one noticed the orange is photoshopped???? Look at his left arm with the douchey wrist thing. Some sicko with a douche fetish forgot to complete the photoshopped douche. Are there not enough douchebags out there? Is this douche not douchey enough? I expect better this from this site...it should be an easy catch since the hot is def not hot... Shes so ugly shes a double bagger. I put a bag over my head just in case the bag over her head breaks. But alas this wouldnt work for I would feel her fat slabs and know I am fucking jabba the huts daughter
~Doucheblaster
~Doucheblaster
# posted by : 5:18 PM
: 5:18 PM
No doubt she has a gunt and matching cankles.
He needs a liver transplant stat.
-Douche Bauer
He needs a liver transplant stat.
-Douche Bauer
# posted by : 6:12 PM
: 6:12 PM
I don't blame the Muslims for wanting to kill us all.
In fact I'm OK with it as long as they start with this asshole.
In fact I'm OK with it as long as they start with this asshole.
@Cleopatra, 5:54 p.m. -
They say the camera adds 10 pounds, so I'd say the 'bags in her presence insisted more cameras be placed on them (and she got in the way).
They say the camera adds 10 pounds, so I'd say the 'bags in her presence insisted more cameras be placed on them (and she got in the way).
Would like to make it official: Jabba the Hut references. They've been done. Move on.
# posted by : 8:13 PM
: 8:13 PM
Has anyone ever thought about the people who do suffer from liver failure and have yellow skin and not by choice? This tool-bag walks around day glow orange looking like a complete twat. Hope bout some compassion for those who's liver have ceased to work? ass-hat.
She looks like the type who would have a gay guy friend. They could both complain about men together.
This pathetic excuse for a talking dog turd has weekly written all over his orange face.
# posted by : 8:57 PM
: 8:57 PM
After careful consideration, which is to say several cervesas, I want to take a nap on Lorena's Mami's.
zzzzzzzz....
zzzzzzzz....
Orangina boy clenches his teeth as he practices his anal flex on the business end of a Louisville Slugger
Elsie is a cow
Elsie is a cow
maybe he is showing his support for sufferers of addison's disease
just like she is showing solidarity for sufferers of cow pox.
this could be altruism folks
but i am guessing unberdouche because i play with the odds.
just like she is showing solidarity for sufferers of cow pox.
this could be altruism folks
but i am guessing unberdouche because i play with the odds.
He prefers the tight, crunchy variety of CHEETOS, whereas she is into the puffy, airy white cheddar version.
His hair saw a ghost,
Her boobies saw an air-pump.
Viewers are in need of a stomach pump.
His hair saw a ghost,
Her boobies saw an air-pump.
Viewers are in need of a stomach pump.
# posted by : 3:27 AM
: 3:27 AM
Cheetos man IS an imitation! where is the offcial freakin call man? Look at the left arm with the douche wrist band....wake the fuckup people
and as for stopping Jabba the hut references...I can honestly say my reference was done without copying ideas, sadly i thought i would be first and unique:( Why the plagairism from bloggers? If it looks like Jabba the hut.....
~Douche Blaster
and as for stopping Jabba the hut references...I can honestly say my reference was done without copying ideas, sadly i thought i would be first and unique:( Why the plagairism from bloggers? If it looks like Jabba the hut.....
~Douche Blaster
# posted by : 4:37 AM
: 4:37 AM
Is this what happens when you confuse a Cheeto with a hemoroid suppository?
Maria should switch snacks cause her metabolism clearly can't handle the poofy Cheetos.
Maria should switch snacks cause her metabolism clearly can't handle the poofy Cheetos.
# posted by : 5:25 AM
: 5:25 AM
@'Sock, 8:12 p.m. -
Yep, 6 up top, and another 6 spread out everywhere else.
Cheeto Man isn't interested anyway, unless she's a means for him to get to her brother.
Yep, 6 up top, and another 6 spread out everywhere else.
Cheeto Man isn't interested anyway, unless she's a means for him to get to her brother.
@ Simon Robert George at 4PM
What do you call a man with three first names?
An asshole!
What do you call a man with three first names?
An asshole!
# posted by : 6:37 AM
: 6:37 AM
Well, whaddaya know? An orange tomcat with whiskers growing out the top of his head, rubbing on the nearest pussy available.
Hope they've been spayed and neutered.
Hope they've been spayed and neutered.
As far as Julius here being fake, OF COURSE he's fake. Just look at him. But that's not photoshop - that's full body airbrush makeup. Which means his inhuman glow is a matter of premeditation and conscious, painstaking execution. Which is hilarious on at least five levels. And when I stop giggling, I'm going to catch this little pixie, hollow him out and stick a candle in him.
@ BvG:
It wouldn't be the first time someone hollowed him out and stuck a candle up his ass.
Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you.
It wouldn't be the first time someone hollowed him out and stuck a candle up his ass.
Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you.
This guy's an epileptic, so please stop making fun of him.
He actually makes a decent living as The Gator's butt plug.
He actually makes a decent living as The Gator's butt plug.
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
I just ate some boxed mac&cheese.
Then I realized it looks like Cheeto Man.
Then I spent some time in "thought" in the restroom.
That is all.
Then I realized it looks like Cheeto Man.
Then I spent some time in "thought" in the restroom.
That is all.
You know how when there's a bank robbery and they put a die bomb inside the bag with the money and the crooks get covered in blue or red? Well, the sperm bank only had yellow dye no. 4 (read your bargain Mac & Cheese box ingredients).
It's a good thing Delta Burke Jr. has that processed-food gargoyle weirdo around to fend off all the dozens of guys who aren't hitting on her.
Excellent work, Ms. Fatty McBigguns! :D
@Bauer: Magic 8-Ball agrees. GUNT PROBABILITY HIGH.
Excellent work, Ms. Fatty McBigguns! :D
@Bauer: Magic 8-Ball agrees. GUNT PROBABILITY HIGH.
# posted by : 8:00 PM
: 8:00 PM
Looks like she's trying to dock twin Hindenburgs at Lakehurst, Douche Jersey.
"Oh the humanity!"
"Oh the humanity!"
# posted by : 7:56 AM
: 7:56 AM
Are those huge knockers or is she just fat? Cute yeah, but she appears to be about a size 23. I would know.
# posted by : 11:03 AM
: 11:03 AM
I'm reminded of that episode of Scrubs where the guy was eating carrots and drinking tomato juice and he turned bright orange.
It was a sendup of House.
It was a sendup of House.
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
Does anyone think that they spray tan bitches give shitty spray tans on purpose to people they don't like or think less of them? Like, this grizzle troll is CLEARLY trying to hard. Fucking yuck. Maybe he's running low on money? (hello roots!) I just can't believe that people would say, "yes, that shade of orange, please. "
# posted by : 3:06 PM
: 3:06 PM
Oh, Cheeto Man. I loved him Chorus Line. What gay club did you pull this pick from DB1?
# posted by : 3:23 PM
: 3:23 PM
Why am I reminded of Max Headroom?
http://www.horreur.net/img/maxHeadroom2_aff.jpg
http://www.horreur.net/img/maxHeadroom2_aff.jpg
# posted by : 7:54 PM
: 7:54 PM
Dude's semen is chock full of vitamin C, I'm betting. Smell nazi: go suck this dude off and tell us, please. If you can fit another cocksuck in your busy schedule. Still--Fuck you, douchebag!
People get all uppity and offended when whites show up somewhere in black face. How is this any different? This guy is wearing douche-face.
I'm afraid of what this plump pumpkin next to him would look like with a full-on body shot.
People get all uppity and offended when whites show up somewhere in black face. How is this any different? This guy is wearing douche-face.
I'm afraid of what this plump pumpkin next to him would look like with a full-on body shot.
WTWTWTWTFFF! If you look closely, the guy in the background has orange just around his mouth...
I think this wad qualifies as both the hot chick & the douchebag...
I think this wad qualifies as both the hot chick & the douchebag...
Could it be?
http://z.about.com/d/gaylife/1/0/E/8/carsonkressley.jpg
Is there life after Queer Eye? Or perhaps an on-site accident at a home underneath high voltage lines caused this once "normal" gay man to turn into a glowing pile of shit that cannot close it's mouth?
http://z.about.com/d/gaylife/1/0/E/8/carsonkressley.jpg
Is there life after Queer Eye? Or perhaps an on-site accident at a home underneath high voltage lines caused this once "normal" gay man to turn into a glowing pile of shit that cannot close it's mouth?
That guy is so disgusting. How did he get that colour? Does he have some strange new STD we don't know about? Sick!
And, why does that fat chick think she's so hot?
by Anonymous girl
And, why does that fat chick think she's so hot?
by Anonymous girl
# posted by : 8:55 AM
: 8:55 AM
SUPER ... GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY .. the chick with the fun bags is a shopping buddy .. and know it .. I would hit him with my car but I dont want gay orange-ness all over the hood
That poor girl looks orange too.
I've decided on two possible reasons for this:
Cheeto Man rubbed up on her way too much and transfered some of his cheeto-dust or he's actually relecting onto her.
Either way, she should be ashamed of being photographed with him.
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I've decided on two possible reasons for this:
Cheeto Man rubbed up on her way too much and transfered some of his cheeto-dust or he's actually relecting onto her.
Either way, she should be ashamed of being photographed with him.
# posted by : 2:19 PM
: 2:19 PM << Home
